Megadimension Neptunia VII: Nep in Equestria

by Lusaminia

Nep Intensifies

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Three hours later Neptune was standing in the throne room with Celestia and Luna behind her. According to the princesses, they were actually also expect some special guests and longtime friends to visit, so this room would be the best place for everything to go down. As Celestia personally await the words about to be thrown at her by the new arrivals, Neptune counted down the amount of time till Histoire would open the portal. Luna, on the other hoof, was enjoying her coffee once more, clearly not caring about her sister’s woes next to her.

After a good five minutes or so, the doors to the throne room opened, revealing six mares standing outside of it. Among them was one unicorn, two earth ponies, two pegasi, and an alicorn, all standing proud as they entered the room. These were the former bearers of the elements of harmony, known for stopping the greatest threats that have ever touched the shores of Equestria. Sadly, the only one who actually noticed them enter seemed to be Luna.

“Aha! Twilight and her friends have arrived!” She shouted loudly, gain the attention of both Neptune and Celestia. “It is great to see you again, young Twilight.”

“It great to see you too, Luna,” Twilight said, returning the smile. It was then that she caught a glimpse at Celestia, and the uneasy in her eyes. “Sorry it took me so long. You know how hard it can be to put everything together this quickly.”

“Especially while my family is visiting,” Applejack added, seeming to be the only one of the six not exactly happy to be present. “Was it really necessary to bring all of us over here?”

“Oh, um, I guess not,” Celestia said, coming to realize that leaving the letter’s content exclusively to Raven might not have been the best situation. She did tend to exaggerate things a good amount. Nonetheless, the face of her former student was the first thing since Neptune arrived to make her smile. “I’m sorry, but know that I am happy that you are here all the same.”

“I may have a shop to run but nothing is going to change in the next hour or so,” Rarity explained. “Besides, I’m the only one here who really doesn’t usually have the flexibility in my schedule. I’m sure that no matter what happened Pinkie would have at least come.”

“Well duh. How else am I going to plan a surprise party for our other worldly guest. This will be my first time throwing a party for humans,” Pinkie said, bouncing around the room without a care in the world. It was then Pinkie noticed Neptune, pointing a hoof excitedly at the CPU. “Oh, is that her right there.”

“Well of course it is, what other protag would just drop out of the sky from nowhere?” Neptune asked. “Now, I’m sure everyone wants to introduce themselves, with this being that kind of chapter and all, but we really should what for my friends to arrive.”

“Wait, I thought it was just one human who got dropped in here,” Twilight said, recounting the letter that had been sent to her. “Did something happen between then and now, Celestia?”

“Unfortunately yes,” Celestia replied. She was not prepared for the conversation to take her right back to her worries, but she did her best to push them aside at the moment. “You see, not too long ago Neptune told us that her some friends from her dimension would be visiting.”

“Oh,” Twilight said, surprised at this. “I figured that she was stuck here or something, or at least that’s what… you didn’t write the letter did you.”

Celestia shook her head in reply, prompting a facehoof from her former student. She now really regretted leaving the letter exclusively to Raven, as it seems a lot had been left out.

“We’re ready over here, Neptune,” Histoire said. Neptune only nodded while everyone else looked around in confusement, having no idea where the voice had come from.

“You got it Histy,” Neptune replied before turning to the rest of the room. “Alright everyone, prepare yourselves, because we are about to have some guests!”

“W-what?!” Fluttershy shouted (or at least did her version of shouting). “I-I thought it was only going to be one person.”

Before Fluttershy could receive an answer, a light blue portal suddenly popped into existence, causing the pegasus to run for cover. Everyone watched as multiple figures exited the portal, initially appearing as outlines before fully materializing. Where one human use to stand now stood seven more, and a small fairy on a book. Celestia was sweating bullets as she saw this, knowing that she had to quickly come up with some way to make a good first impression.

“Hey Neppy,” Said a small girl wearing slippers and a pink and teal dress. She was holding a plushy in her right hand, which seemed to bear an uncomfortable resemblance to Neptune. She sounded like she might still be half asleep.

“Plutia!” Neptune shouted in surprise. “Now this is a surprise. I haven’t seen you in ages… or like two to three years if you are going be game releases.”

“Don’t be like that Neppy,” Plutia responded. “Sometimes it gets so boring around without you, and then I get a little angry because I’m bored, but now that I’m here with you I feel so happy. I’m so happy to see you alive.”

“Come on Plutia, you aren’t the only one here who was worried,” Another girl, this one being a red-haired girl wearing what could best be described as a school uniform. “Hey there Nepsy, how are you doing? I know Plutia already said it, but I’m really glad your okay.”

“Aw, stop it,” Neptune replied. “You guys are embarrassing me.”

“I assume these are your friends Neptune?” Luna asked. “It is a pleasure to meet you all, I am Princess Luna, and this is my sister Cele… Celestia?”

Luna looked around the room for her sister, quickly finding that she had disappeared. Twilight had noticed long before the others have, remembering her former mentor running of in fear as soon as the figures exited the portals. Twilight couldn’t believe what she had seen, believing that Celestia was perfectly okay with everything going on. Luna held in the urge to facehoof at this, having never seen her sister act in such a way before.

“Is something wrong Princess Luna,” Said a girl with brown hair and a white fur coat.

“It seems that my sister has done what the youth refers to as ‘being a chicken’,” Luna said. Her disapproval quickly turned to giggles as she thought about what she just said. “My sister, being a chicken, who would have known.”

“Wow, that’s rude,” Said a black haired girl with pigtails.

“Yeah, she didn’t act anything like this when I arrived,” Neptune added with a nod of her head. “Well, I guess that just goes to show how uncool she is.”


In the halls of Canterlot Castle, Celestia suddenly trips, another metaphorical dagger piercing her through a wall.


“Well, I guess we might as well start introductions since my sister won’t be showing up,” Luna said after all of Neptune’s friends checked on her. “Neptune, since you are the guest of honor, how about you and your friends introduce themselves first.”

“Alrighty, I’ll go first, though at this point introducing myself is getting kinda redundant,” Neptune said with a smile. She stood with her hands on her hips as she introduced herself. “Anyways, the name is Neptune, the CPU of Planeptune and main protagonist of the series.”

“A… CPU?” Twilight and all of her friends tilted there head near simultaneously in confusion.

“Think of them as rulers with the ability to change forms depending on how many people trust in them,” Another girl with brown hair and an oversized blue hoodie said. “Some of them are better at their jobs than others though.”

“Iffy, don’t go ratting me out already,” Neptune said. “Besides, I do work, I just never do it when people actually see me.”

Right,” The girl replied. “Well, might as well introduce myself next. The name is IF. Think of me as a gust of wind blowing through gamindustri.”

“The most stationary wind that I’ve ever seen, that’s for sure,” Neptune commented.

“Well, no matter what kind of wind I am, I’m still one of Neptune’s oldest friends,” IF replied, doing her best to not try and hook her friend. “I’m also a member of the guild, which is responsible dealing with monsters and other such things threatening our cities.”

“So your, like, an adventurer?” Rainbow said, her eyes gleaming with excitement.

“I guess you can call me that,” IF replied.

“Oh my gosh,” Rainbow squealed, dozens of different possibilities going through her head. “An otherworldly adventure. You must have tons of cool stories, mind if I hear about some of them?”

“Um, sure, if you don’t mind waiting till after introductions,” IF said smiling. Rainbow started literally bouncing off the walls in excitement at this.

“Well, since I’ve known Nep-Nep for almost as long, who about I-” The girl speaking, one with blond hair and a fleece sweater, closed her eyes as she spoke. What was a normal thing to do for most people quickly turned into panic when she started shivering. “N-n-nep-Nep? Iffy? Where are you guys? It’s so scary and ark in here!”

“Um… is she gonna be okay?” Applejack asked, watching at the girl with a raised eyebrow.

“Yeah, Compa is like that sometimes,” Neptune explained. “Compa’s a nurse, though she would probably also tell you that she failed school in that area. Even then I would say her healing skills are top notch, which is pretty important for being the white mage and everything.”

“Yes, I’m sure she’s… great,” Rarity said. “Listen, as much as I would just love to stand around and do introductions for an hour some of us have business to take care of. You know, like work and the spa.”

“What? But we haven’t even reached two thousand words yet. Mister writer doesn’t like writing such short chapters,” Neptune complained.

“I don’t know who this ‘mister writer’ is and I frankly don’t care,” The black haired girl replied before turning to Rarity. “Wait, did you mention a spa!”

“Oh yes,” Rarity nodded her head. “A mare needs to relax after all, and when you spend your time making dresses, teaching students, fighting bad guys and-” Rarity stopped herself as she quickly thought over what she just said. “You know, now that I say that, I suddenly have found myself thinking about my life in ways I… haven’t yes imagined.”

“Trust me, if you are only having that thought now, than you’ve lived a pretty good life up to this point,” The black hair girl said, taking a quick glance at Neptune. “Names Noire by the way. Would you be okay if I went to the spa with you? It would be nice to experience this Equestria place and it’s people first hand.”

“Why of course darling,” Rarity waved a hoof dismissively as she spoke. “Let's head out now. Don’t want Aloe or Lotus to wait to long.”

“Wait, you two are just heading out?” Neptune asked in fear. “But we are nowhere close to being done with intro-”

“Neptune, I’ll put this as bluntly as possible so that you understand,” Said the girl with the fur coat. “Some of us here prefer not to waste our time more than you do. Now, if you don’t mind, I would love to gather some information for a possible book I’m already planning up.”

“In that case, how about I show you to the royal library?” Twilight asked. “I’m sure you’ll find what you need there.”

“Wait, this isn’t what is suppose to happen,” Neptune said as nearly everyone in the room grouped up and left. “Oh no no no no, this is not good. My perfectly laid plans to introduce everyone have been ruined. I was going to set them up with different people or something like that because of shipping but now that is not going to happen. Oooooh, what the heck am I going to do now?”

“Don’t worry Neppy,” Plutia replied, her voice causing Neptune’s body to freeze up almost instantly. “I’m still here with you. What do you say we go take a bath together Neppy? It’s been so long since we were last able to.”

“And suddenly,” Neptune mumbled to the readers. “I completely understand why everyone left.”

And so, with no other choice really available to her, Neptune stiffly walked with Plutia to where she hoped a tub would be, and hoped she survived.


Author's Note

Hello everyone I'm Uzume and welcome to Nepstation. Me and Noire will be taking over today because of Nepsy's... unfortunate set of events you just saw.

Uzume, you do realize that your name was never said in the chapter right? Nobody probably knows who you are or that you are even here.

But isn't this so much cooler? I mean *enter's daydreaming mode* if you get revealed in the author's note, than that makes you special, and everyone wants to know more about you. Then, when they do know about you, they will be surprised that such a cool character was first given their name down here and then-

ahem

oh, um *daydreaming state ends* yeah, that is why I wanted to do this. That and Luna also said something like that would make me cooler.

Whatever, lets check do the chapter preview. Ahem, *picks up script* Disaster in the library! Twilight and Blanc thought this would be a relaxing and calm first meeting but they soon find themselves attacked by the most vicious of enemies!

The dreaded spoiler tag!

Next chapter, rated N for Nep, see you all... wait, have all these chapters really had been named after her! What kind of sorcery is this!