Overseer

by RapidSnow

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Adventure, Suicide / Self Harm, Random, Violence, Princess Celestia, Death, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Doctor Who, Princess Luna
Length: 1045

I really dislike my job

Turns out when you slack off once in a span of a million years your boss assigns you to oversee 9ne of the worst universes ever.

Equis... bloody hell.

(That picture took a while due to me not knowing how to draw the face of a pony)

Published 2019-03-17 00:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-03-17 00:50:01 UTC

Chapter 1

"Bloody hell how did I end up with this job..."

Cut to alternate version of Earth imploding.

"Oh yeah..."

Anyways my name is Jack strider but to my quote on quote pony friends I go by 'Breezy winds' a unicorn that likes spending time a pegasus instead of the prior.

What's my purpose? I'm the caretaker of this select universe, and what I mean by caretaker is exactly what it means.... I go and help stop a threat from completely obliterating this race of sentient horses and cater to its needs on the side.

I helped with the nightmare moon drama that happened a few thousand years ago.

"That was a fun day"

I also take the form of a pony and walk around the populace of equis every time I get bored.

Cool I'm done with this boring intro.

Oh yeah I forgot to mention this... if I get the order I can completely erase this universe from existence.

Just so you know :L

A light blue pegasus stallion of a smaller build, with a dark brown mop of hair and corresponding tail wearing a light green hoodie adorned by a huge amount of duct tape to keep it together materialized out of the air.

As he took a moment to gaze at his surroundings he frowned under the now visible mask and black visor covering his face.

"Damn, out all the places I could appeared... it had to be the everfree forest."

He took a moment to pull out a small hoofheld object and pressed the bright red button in the middle, bathing him in a show of white light and transported him elsewhere.

The same stallion appeared once again out of thin air, this time his location was correct as he let out a satisfied noise.

"Good I ended up just outside of ponyville" he glanced over to a distant mountain that housed a currently lit up castle.

"And just in time for the gala... goodie"

As happy as princess celestia could be being reunited with her sister, she still couldn't shake off the sudden drop in her stomach.

"Princess?"

Her inner thoughts were disrupted by the voice of her student 'twilight sparkle' calling out to her.

"Oh pardon me twilight but i seemed to have lost focus for a second there"

Twilight shrugged at this and opened her mouth to respond.

"Hey celestia long time no see."

A light blue pegasus stallion called out to her teacher as he approached where they were.

Who was this stallion? and the nerve of him to address me that way!

Celestia seems to be put off by this as she stiffened a bit and looked towards the voice with widened eyes.

'Breezy?'

The only time he showed up was when Luna turned into nightmaremoon and helping us deal discord In stone... does that mean there is a threat so great that it needed his presence?

"You don't have to say anything celestia,I'm just here to check on your 'garden ornament' you acquired."

With that he turned around and walked off into the crowd of noble ponies walking about.

"Princess who was that?"

Celestia looked over to the confused twilight and spoke.

"An old acquaintance"

"Alright now it's time to pull out the old clipboard and see the list of things I have to do."

A clipboard popped onto his hooves as he walked towards a statue of a draconequese.

"Alright that's that" he took a pen from his mane and checked off something on his clipboard before letting them both disappear.

"I guess I can go home now" he said with a content sigh.

"Halt!"

For fucks sake...

He turned around to face two avergaley built earth pony stallions in armor pointing spears at him.

"Yeah?"

"The garden is off limits to visitors of the princess!"

"Cool" he turned around and started walking off and around a corner.

The two guards looked at each other confused before bolting to where the pegasus went.

They turned the corner and to their surprise he wan't there.

They both looked around confused before one of them spoke.

"Uhhh should we report this to captain armor?"

The other shrugged as they both returned to their posts.

As I left the castle I decided to visit the doughnut shop.

Though I was stopped by two guards guarding the doorway.

"Halt! The princess has ordered us to denied entrance to anypony"

"Seriously?" I frowned and proceed to wave my hoof in their faces.

"You will let me through" these ponies cant be that dumb.

"We will let you through"
"We will let you through"

'I guess they are' I chuckled to myself as I opened the door with a jingle from the bell.

~~
Princess Celestia was enjoying herself and getting to know her pupils friends during the aftermath of the gala.

"Twilight is there anything else to add to your friendship report?'' she watched as her student thought to herself for a moment before going to respond.

''Yes I would like to~~'' the bell atop the main door jingled as a light blue pegasus stallion walked inside and towards the stores owner.

This surprised celestia seeing as she ordered her guards posted outside to not let anypony inside.Though she was surprised at who it was.

'Breezy again? he usually disappears after he completes his tasks.'

''Who's Breezy?'' asked a scratchy voice.

This caused celestia to turn back to the table she sat at and respond to her students cyan pegasus friend.

''An old acquaintance of mine, though I am quite surprised he is here of all places.. he's usually quite busy.''

''Should I call him over?'' celestia took this into consideration before politely declining the offer ''No, I do believe he has his own business to attend to.''

Turning to take another look at Breezy she frowned as he seemingly disappeared ''Just like that.''

The table was silent before a certain baby dragon spoke up to address this event.

''That was awkward.... like really awkward.''

Author's Note

There's a random tag for a reason.

Do note that I am out of practice when it comes to drawing ponies and just recently started drawing them again. :derpytongue2: