Captain Clopper: Fuck the Displaced....I, uh, mean....fucked the Displaced.

by mojowuq9

Fuck off you cuck.

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In the fucking insanity of my far left brain, there is only pony porn fantasies....
In there, battles are raged....
Raping are committed....
Black people are burnt....
Luna is cuddled....
But Celestia is first....
And in these hell glory holes....
I'm high 24 fucking 7.

"You have great jokes~" Twilight was stroking the chest of ファックフェイス. ファックフェイス returned the affections. Twilight's other friends (CC's too fuckin' lazy to learn names.) were doing other cucky shit.

"His jokes suck more ass then me on Lesbian roleplay night!!" They all stopped.

"何?"

"Fine...two can play at that game. あなたはもう黒人です!!!!"

"え?"

"あなたはゲイレズビアンです!"

"What are they saying?" Fluttershy asked her friends. They shrugged.

"Okay, let's just use english. This Jappy shit is annoying."

"Agreed."

"Good. Now fuck off."

"No."

"Fuck. I knew it wasn't going to be that easy. How the fuck did you get this many bitches, anyways?" ファックフェイス stood triumphantly, and some stupid music from some unrelated anime began playing.

"I'm glad you asked! It all started wi-"

"Wait, no-!!!!" CC tried to interrupt, but it was too late. ファックフェイス was....*shudders*....Recounting his backstory.


Author's Note

The next chapter is Displaced anime backstory copy & pasted from 'Ring eyed Shinobi'. You have been warned.

(The use of the backstory is only for parody purposes and is not meant to disrespect his/her/whofuckingknows' story, no matter how cliche.)

P.S. I'm not gonna read that story, so I wouldn't know if it's cliche or not.

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