Captain Clopper: Fuck the Displaced....I, uh, mean....fucked the Displaced.

CC was gone. He ran for his God-forsaken life as soon as his mouth opened. "I aiiin't havin' none of thaat shiit!!!!" But anime dude had other plans.

"Koko o norikoero!" CC was pulled towards him, and so he had to use his ultimate attack to survive.....from the depths of his libido, CC pulls out a feral move....a horrible move....passed on down from generation to generation....Captain McBeaty Von Clopper used....

"CALAMITY-42069 #MAGA GUACAMOLE NIGGA PENIS (I have a pass.) VON KRAMPF!" CC spun 420 degrees, and gave anime dood a massive cockslap that was heard across multiverses. God himself had an erection from the pure force of it. Anime dude is very gay, and dead. But mostly gay. Fuck being bi. You cannot survive that kind of power without your sexual preference being converted. Anyways....

"AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHhhhhh....." Anime dude was gone, and CC was wearing cum-stained robes.

"Th....thank GOD I CAN FUCKING SPEAK IN ENGLISH!!!!" The Lord your God Big Nigga descended from the Crackhouse up in the sky, and clapped, along with his bitches and homies.

"Yo crackah ass has saved our ears from dat bitch's bullshit! For this act of Niggalvation, ya'llst nigga ass is now considered nigga shade by the high heavens of the Hoods." He ascended back into the heavens, and Captain Clopper returned to Canterlot Castle.