Captain Clopper: Fuck the Displaced....I, uh, mean....fucked the Displaced.

by mojowuq9

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Comedy, Horror, Profanity, Random, Violence, Death, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Starlight Glimmer, Original Character, Tempest Shadow
Length: 1100

Apparently some anime power fantasy dipshit has made a harem out of the Main 6. Captain Clopper is sick of his shit.

Apparently some anime power fantasy dipshit has made a harem out of the Main 6. Captain Clopper is sick of his shit. (Unless in the bedroom.)

Ratings disabled because nobody should like this.

Horror tag because CC is in here.

(No 'sad' bullshit, dis Zigga goteth two wives.)

Published 2019-03-21 00:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-03-21 00:50:01 UTC

Fuck off you cuck.

In the fucking insanity of my far left brain, there is only pony porn fantasies....
In there, battles are raged....
Raping are committed....
Black people are burnt....
Luna is cuddled....
But Celestia is first....
And in these hell glory holes....
I'm high 24 fucking 7.

"You have great jokes~" Twilight was stroking the chest of ファックフェイス. ファックフェイス returned the affections. Twilight's other friends (CC's too fuckin' lazy to learn names.) were doing other cucky shit.

"His jokes suck more ass then me on Lesbian roleplay night!!" They all stopped.

"何?"

"Fine...two can play at that game. あなたはもう黒人です!!!!"

"え?"

"あなたはゲイレズビアンです!"

"What are they saying?" Fluttershy asked her friends. They shrugged.

"Okay, let's just use english. This Jappy shit is annoying."

"Agreed."

"Good. Now fuck off."

"No."

"Fuck. I knew it wasn't going to be that easy. How the fuck did you get this many bitches, anyways?" ファックフェイス stood triumphantly, and some stupid music from some unrelated anime began playing.

"I'm glad you asked! It all started wi-"

"Wait, no-!!!!" CC tried to interrupt, but it was too late. ファックフェイス was....*shudders*....Recounting his backstory.

Author's Note

The next chapter is Displaced anime backstory copy & pasted from 'Ring eyed Shinobi'. You have been warned.

(The use of the backstory is only for parody purposes and is not meant to disrespect his/her/whofuckingknows' story, no matter how cliche.)

P.S. I'm not gonna read that story, so I wouldn't know if it's cliche or not.

The backstory.

"It all started with..."

(Hidden Sand Village)

(Two teenagers are having a no holds barred sparring match, both of which hold significant power)

“Fire style: Phoenix flower jutsu!”, yelled the larger combatant, a tall fair skinned boy with a blue and white top missing a sleeve and baggy pants.

“Well that’s not good, Earth style: Mud wall jutsu!”, said the smaller combatant. A wall of mud and stone erupted from the ground and defended its caster from the barrage of fire.

“Geez Kotetsu, it’s almost like you want to kill me sometimes.” said the shorter boy,

“Well maybe you should get serious instead of waiting for a ‘right moment’.” the one known as Kotetsu responded.

“Well if you want to be serious should we try the eyes today?”, the shorter one replied.

“If we do that Zeko you better not try and cheat with Samehada”, Kotetsu spat.

“Just because I can drain your chakra doesn’t mean it’s all I wanna do, I just wanted to see if I have more control over mine. It isn’t fair that I got something so strong but can barely use it without getting exhausted”, Zeko whined.

“Fine we’ll see what happens but if you send yourself to the moon don’t expect me to bring you back... or anyone for that matter.” Kotetsu said as he shut his eyes, Zeko did the same and when they both opened them they had changed. Kotetsu’s left eye was now red with a black spiral within. “Mangekyo Sharingan”. Zeko has changed his right eye to one of a purplish blue.

“Alright Rinnegan lets see if I can do better.” The two fighters stood in silence and then lunges at each other clashing with their blades.

“You know Zeko I could always just use Kamui again and see if you get out, it helped last time.” Zeko dropped his Samehada and lunged over it to axe kick Kotetsu in the side, “Agh, damnit.” Kotetsu cried.

“Don’t say stupid things and expect no repercussions” Zeko said calmly, “Samehada, back to me.”, the living blade rustles then propels to its masters hand.

“You know Zeko I hate that sword so much, the thing shouldn’t be able to just come back. But I said I’d do something so here goes... Kamui!” Kotetsu said before his eye flashed a deep red and a portal appeared next to his blade.

“NO, I hate going in there you bastard!”, Zeko’s cries were useless as the portal had warped and taken him and his blade within it.

“Well he should be back in a couple hours at most, I wonder what my mom made for dinner.” Kotetsu said to himself walking off.

Author's Note

I read none of this.

Ughhhhhh.....

CC was gone. He ran for his God-forsaken life as soon as his mouth opened. "I aiiin't havin' none of thaat shiit!!!!" But anime dude had other plans.

"Koko o norikoero!" CC was pulled towards him, and so he had to use his ultimate attack to survive.....from the depths of his libido, CC pulls out a feral move....a horrible move....passed on down from generation to generation....Captain McBeaty Von Clopper used....

"CALAMITY-42069 #MAGA GUACAMOLE NIGGA PENIS (I have a pass.) VON KRAMPF!" CC spun 420 degrees, and gave anime dood a massive cockslap that was heard across multiverses. God himself had an erection from the pure force of it. Anime dude is very gay, and dead. But mostly gay. Fuck being bi. You cannot survive that kind of power without your sexual preference being converted. Anyways....

"AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHhhhhh....." Anime dude was gone, and CC was wearing cum-stained robes.

"Th....thank GOD I CAN FUCKING SPEAK IN ENGLISH!!!!" The Lord your God Big Nigga descended from the Crackhouse up in the sky, and clapped, along with his bitches and homies.

"Yo crackah ass has saved our ears from dat bitch's bullshit! For this act of Niggalvation, ya'llst nigga ass is now considered nigga shade by the high heavens of the Hoods." He ascended back into the heavens, and Captain Clopper returned to Canterlot Castle.

What. The. FUUUUuuuuuUUUUUccccKKKK?!

Captain Clopper opened his eyes. "It was a fucking dream." He face hooved, splattering cum across his face. "Fuck." He heard giggling, and Luna sat up. She gently moved his face closer to hers, and licked off the splatter. "Thank you." She giggled.

"You're welcome, starshine." Captain Clopper rolled his eyes.

"That sounds like a pony name." Luna paused, then, after thinking about it, blushed and looked away.

"Eh, at least they're more creative than fucking Changeling names." Luna laughed, waking up Celestia.

"You're not wrong." Celestia said, prompting CC to pull her up.

"Good thing they've only been using like, 5 total Changelings to be relevant."

"What?" Luna and Celestia said at the same time.

"Nevermind. Anyways, now what we're up, what should we do?" Luna spoke up first.

"Slaughter Orphans!" CC raised an eyebrow, until he noticed that everything was suddenly grim...and dark.

"Oh no....not this genre."

(THIS SENTENCE IS HERE FOR THE WORD COUUUUUUNTTTTT!!!!!!)

Author's Note

Y'allst big PP people. That's all I got.