26 Short Stories of Equestria

Rarity takes another look at the clock, showing it's three o'seven now.

"Ooh, where could that mail pony be? You don't think he's in danger. Oh I don't think I could ever live if he isn't here any time soon."

Just then the doorbell rings all throughout the boutique, causing Rarity to run over (ladylike of course) to the door.

Getting there in, as Rainbow would say, ten seconds flat, She opens the door only to reveal on the other side Pinkie Pie herself.

"Hiya! I think that was the fastest you've ever answered the door." Pinkie gives her usual happy smile and squee.

"Oh well Miss Pie, if you must know. I am simply waiting for the mail to deliver. I don't know if you know but I've just now only recently sent a model of my newest creation to this new fashion magazine. I think It’s called-"

"Fashion Pony Monthly TImes Squared!" Squee.

"How did you know-"

"'Cause of this!" Pinkie interrupts her again as she appears in her hoof the same fashion magazine she'd just mentioned. The issue being specifically addressed to Rarity.

Seeing this, Rarity snatches it out of her hoof, quickly opening up to the page.

"If you're wondering why, it appears it was "accidentally" sent to me instead of you." Pinkie says as Rarity opens to the page.

"Okay, here we are." Rarity would read just one sentence before throwing a tantrum.

"POSTMODERN CLASSICAL!?!?!?! WHY THESE PONIES WOULDN'T KNOW FASHION IF IT HIT THEM IN THE HEAD!!!!" Rarity marches back into her boutique, blowing off loads of steam.

"That was weird." Pinkie picks the magazine up, going over to read what exactly made her so angry.

"This dress, while not being as unique, is still a perfect example of a postmodern classic."