Rainbow Dash Fires Lightning At Bender
Rainbow Dash Fires Lightning At Bender
Rainbow Dash Fires Lightning At Bender
Late at night in a dark filthy apartment littered with; junk food, porno magazines and bottles of beer all over the floor was the Robot Bender smoking a cigar, whom was lying on the couch reading a magazine with circuit diagram pictures.
"Mmm, hot stuff." said Bender
While Bender read the magazine his eye hatches began to open and close as he got more and more sleepy, until finally Bender fell asleep, followed by his cigar dropping out from his mouth setting the couch on fire, incinerating it instantly as if the couch was covered in Gasoline. However the fire went out almost as quickly as it began, leaving the still sleeping Bender lying on the floor despite what just happened.
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Bender opened his eyes to find himself looking up at the night sky with a strange sensation as if he was lying on grass.
"What the hell?!"
Bender was very confused since the last thing he remembered was falling asleep on his couch, so Bender thus decided to sit up to find he was indeed lying on grass in the middle of an Apple Orchard.
"How did I end up here?
Bender rubbed his face feeling the five o'clock rust.
"I need beer!" He opens his chest cabinet searching for beer finding none making him gasp in horror. "Who took my beer?!" I'll kill em! " shouted Bender.
Bender noticed a farm house in the distance.
"Hmmm." said Bender thoughtfully.
Bender ran over to the farm house, then used a small bent steel wire to pick open the lock of the front door to enter inside.
Bender sneaked his way through the house to enter the kitchen to see some barrels of Sweet Apple Acres Cider.
"Jackpot." said Bender in his own mind.
Bender opened one of the barrels, then dunked his head into the barrel drinking the cider rapidly, until it's all gone in about a minute. He moved onto the next barrel and does the same thing one after the other.
Upstairs the young filly Apple Bloom was shaking her sister Applejack lying in bed groaning in annoyance.
"Uh, what is it?" said Applejack in a low voice.
"I think there's somepony down stairs." said Apple Bloom whispering.
Applejack's eyes went wide, then stood up out of bed pulling a two-by-four plank of wood out from under the bed.
"You stay here Apple Bloom."
"But Applejack'--"
"Do as you're told!" said Applejack sharply interrupting Apple Bloom.
Back downstairs Bender who has drank nearly all the barrels of cider was about to open the lid of another barrel, but then he was hit in the back of the head by a two-by-four.
"Ow, that hurt slightly!" Bender turned around to see Applejack with her back to him, followed by her bucking him in the chest denting it with hoof marks sending Bender flying in the air through the wall outside landing in a heap on a pile of hay. "OK, that really hurt badly." Bender stumbled onto his footcups only to be knocked over again by charging Applejack. "Ow!" Applejack proceeded to punch Bender in the face. "Ow, ow, ow! Oh, that's it!” Bender with his super robotic strength stood up picking Applejack up by her mane with his right hand, then proceeded to slam Applejack's body off the ground like a rag doll repeatedly from side to side knocking her teeth out and breaking her bones causing blood to splatter on the ground and on himself. "Die, die, die, die, die, die!"
"Noooooo!" screamed Apple Bloom's voice.
Bender turned around to see Apple Bloom's teary eyed face.
"Please.... please don't kill my sister."
Bender hesitated, then looked over at Applejack's face, which was a bloody mess with most of her teeth knocked out with tears running down her cheeks pleading for mercy, then looked back over at Apple Bloom seeing the rivers of tears now running down both of her cheeks.
"OK, I won't kill her." He gently placed Applejack on the ground, then Apple Bloom rushed over to hug her sister.
Applejack managed to mumble a "Thank you." despite her loss of teeth.
"One question though before I leave, can you fix her teeth and bones?"
"Yes, with magic." said Apple Bloom.
"OK then." Bender ran off into the distance fading away from sight.
Just then Granny Smith walked out of the house to see Applejack and Apple Bloom.
"Applejack!" shouted Granny Smith. As if Granny Smith was young again she ran over to them at lightning like speed, to pick Applejack up off the ground placing Applejack on her back.
"We need to get her to the hospital!" shouted Granny Smith as she ran off along the road carrying Applejack on her back with Apple Bloom running after them.
Meanwhile Bender now with the blood clean off him was sneaking his way through Ponyville along an alleyway.
"So far so good."
"Hi!"
Bender screamed seeing Pinkie Pie in front of him.
"Don't scare me like that!"
"Oh sorry. It's jut that I've never seen you before. Anyway I'm Pinkie Pie. What's your name?"
"I'm Bender. Now if you excuse me I'm a little busy."
"Doing what?"
"It's a secret."
"Oooh a secret, I love secrets! Can you tell me please? I promise I won't tell!"
"I'll tell you later, now leave me alone!"
"Oh you're not very nice Mr. grumpy pants. " She gasped. "Wait, what if I sing you a song to make you smile?"
Just as Pinkie Pie was about to sing Bender stuffed his left hand into her mouth.
"Don't you dare!"
"OK." said Pinkie Pie whimpering.
With that Bender walked off going over to Rarity's house leaving Pinkie Pie.
In the hospital Applejack covered in bandages was lying in bed surrounded by her friends comforting her; Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and her sister Apple Bloom along with Granny Smith.
"I'm gonna beat the crap out of whoever did this to you Applejack!" Said Rainbow Dash.
"Well at least the doctor said she'll make a full recovery." said Twilight Sparkle.
Everypony pulled a smile from hearing Twilight's words.
"Where's Big Macintosh?" said Rarity.
"He's off on holiday." said Granny Smith.
"Um, where's Pinkie?" said Fluttershy.
"Right here!" said Pinkie Pie walking in.
"Why did you leave Applejack?" said Twilight Sparkle.
"Oh sorry, I sensed there was somepony new in town, so I left. Although, he clearly wasn't a pony."
"What did he look like?" Asked Twilight.
"Strange, he walked on two legs and was made of metal."
"That's the guy who did this to Applejack!" said Apple Bloom.
"Oh no!" said Pinkie Pie. The now Rainbow Dash enraged flew towards Pinkie Pie slamming her against the wall. "Rainbow Dash?!" shouted Pinkie Pie.
"Where did you last see him?!"
"Heading to Rarity's--" Rainbow flew out the window smashing it. "… house."
Rainbow Dash flew inside Rarity's house flying around looking for Bender. She didn't find Bender, but she saw that many of Rarity's jewels were taken.
"I'll find you!" shouted Rainbow Dash. She sniffs the air smelling alcohol and smoke. "You can't hide."
Bender carrying a sack on his back filled with jewels walks through the Everfree Forest.
"Awww yeah Bender, you got some fine swag!"
Bender sat on the ground with his back up against a tree, then took a bottle of wine out from his chest cabinet.
Suddenly Rainbow Dash came flying over to Bender dragging a small storm cloud.
"Huh?" said Bender standing up leaving his bottle of wine on the ground.
"Hah, I found you!" shouted Rainbow Dash. "Take this!" Rainbow Dash bucked the cloud with her back legs blasting Bender with a lightning bolt.
"Awww yeahh, give me more!" said Bender while getting high off the electricity.
"Hmm, this isn't working as planned." Thought Rainbow Dash.
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of Discord laughing maniacally.
"Oh this whole Multiverse traveling thing is so much fun!" He flicked his fingers sending back Bender into his own universe landing in a heap in his apartment.
"Discord? How did you break free?!" shouted Rainbow Dash.
"I'm not sure how. But you don't need to worry about that for I am not the Discord of your universe. Though, I might have a little more fun here too later."
Discord created a light blue see-through sphere shaped bubble like force field around himself, soon the ground started to shake, followed by a blast of magical energy out from Discord, and then Discord disappeared in a blinding flash of light.
The End
In a flashback in Bender's Apartment while Bender was asleep lying on the floor. There was a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of Discord, who magically opened Bender's chest cabinet levitating his beer out, then flicked his fingers causing Bender to disappear in a blinding flash of light.
Bender reappeared lying on grass in the Apple Family's Apple Orchard at night.
