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Celestia and Luna are Well-Adjusted Adults

by garatheauthor
Celestia and Luna prove that they are capable adults who are totally and absolutely qualified in running their kingdom.

Equestria has thrived for millennia, led dutifully by its diarchy. Only the most capable and qualified of ponies can be responsible for such a bountiful legacy.

...

Right?


Cover Art by Jbond92

Proofread by my fantastic friends Rose Quill, Nova Quill, Heartshine Quill, RoMS Quill, Undome Quill, Regi Quill, and Wishcometrue (sadly she lacks a quill)

If you enjoyed this fic and are a fan of Fallout Equestria why not check out it's spiritual sequel, Fallout Equestria is a Very Serious AU. Also check out The Enchanted Library: The Secret Chapters and The Clocktower, three other spin-offs of a similiar vein.


"What the fuck did I just read? And why am I smiling?" - Corejo

"In any case, stories with the diarchs being generally horrible people are a hard sell for me, but this does such a brilliant job of crossing the line twice (or some much, much greater even number of times) that I'm eagerly looking forward to more." - FanOfMostEverything

Teen
Incomplete
Profanity
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Death
Narcotics
Comedy
Equestria Girls
Sex
 
PP

19048 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

18 Chapters:

  1. Celestia is a well adjusted adult with perfect memory 2019-03-26 03:48:00 UTC
    1250
  2. Celestia and Luna are well adjusted adults who have very adult arguments 2019-03-26 03:46:12 UTC
    354
  3. Celestia is a well adjusted adult who doesn't hold grudges 2019-03-26 03:54:28 UTC
    287
  4. Celestia is a well adjusted adult who has therapy 2019-04-16 20:19:41 UTC
    1238
  5. Luna is a well adjusted adult who knows a thing or two about pegging 2019-04-23 21:09:58 UTC
    181
  6. Twilight is a well adjusted adult who hates trees 2019-04-28 18:58:58 UTC
    763
  7. Cadance is a well adjusted adult...full stop 2019-05-15 00:03:37 UTC
    1124
  8. Celestia is a well adjusted adult who shares state secrets 2019-06-08 18:36:10 UTC
    1272
  9. Cadance is a well adjusted adult who has issues that might make this an M-rated fic 2019-06-22 19:59:04 UTC
    1030
  10. Luna and Cadance are well adjusted adults who know about refined cocktails 2019-07-26 19:51:08 UTC
    1213
  11. Luna and Cadance are well adjusted adults with a slight generational divide 2019-08-30 21:03:49 UTC
    1255
  12. Celestia is a well adjusted adult who is pretty much raffling away Princesshoods at this point 2019-10-27 20:00:06 UTC
    1414
  13. Celestia is a well adjusted adult who just ODed, now the other three need to figure out what the fuck to do about that 2020-01-18 22:56:53 UTC
    994
  14. Celestia and Luna are well adjusted adults who help Twilight mitigate a disaster 2020-03-24 17:24:03 UTC
    1204
  15. Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Twilight are Well Adjusted Adults Even When They're Homo Sapiens (EQG Special) 2020-05-02 21:41:59 UTC
    1453
  16. Celestia and Luna are well adjusted adults with conflicting views on history 2020-06-05 21:02:46 UTC
    1162
  17. Celestia is a well-adjusted adult who is not the focus of this chapter so we'll instead return to Sunset Shimmer and the Mandate of Darkness. 2020-10-06 21:09:14 UTC
    1359
  18. Celestia is a well adjusted adult who will ensure that things remain strictly in character 2020-11-06 23:05:14 UTC
    1495