Of Frenemies and F***-Buddies

by MisterEdd

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Sex, Profanity, Slice of Life, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fetish
Length: 2704

Nightlight Swirl and Kazoo are rivals in public but what do they do in private?

Since they were little, Nightlight Swirl, the daughter of Starlight Glimmer and Trixie, and Kazoo, the son of Discord and Pinkie Pie, have been competing against one another to see whose magic is stronger. As they got older and their friendly rivalry intensified, they discovered that they wanted more from one another than just games and contests. The real magic is what happens behind closed doors. Particularly the ones to the bedroom.

Contains: Rough sex, blowjobs, vaginal, anal, light BDSM, name-calling, biting, and bukkake

This was a commission from ZannyBoi77 and all characters appearing in this story belong to him.

Published 2019-03-30 00:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-03-30 00:00:01 UTC

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I refuse to lose to him again. Nightlight Swirl grimaced at her opponent, who merely smirked and tossed her a wink. Cheeky bastard. Ever since they were little, Kazoo was a troublemaker, unsurprising given that his father is the Lord of Chaos and his mother the upbeat but scatterbrained Element of Laughter. He was a draconequus like Discord, except possessing a pompadour of pink hair, a light pink body and a dark pink head, hilariously making him resemble a walking phallus. This amused the ice-blue unicorn to no end, considering how much of a dick she thought he was.

And speaking of dicks...

Nightlight's eyes drifted to gaze at the spot between Kazoo's legs, her insides burning up at the thought of having that marvelous organ inside of her. She could practically taste the sweetness of his cum as he bucked her brains out, depositing load after load into...-

She shook her head. No, how was not the time for fantasies. Those would come later. And so would she.

"Three...two...one!" A pegasus mare exclaimed, waving a red banner. "Go!"

Both opponents charged at one another, one cocky and smirking, the other baring her teeth in anticipation. Without missing a beat, Nightlight fired a bolt of cyan-blue energy at the draconequus and rolled onto her side to put up a defensive barrier. Speeding forward on all fours, Kazoo leapt into the air, spiraling around to evade the energy bolt and lobbed a crackling gold orb at the barrier, which exploded and knocked Nightlight backwards, her hooves digging into the sand as she fought to keep her shield up. A volley of blue pellets shot out of the barrier, driving Kazoo back, forcing him to teleport to elude the projectiles. Seizing an opportunity, Nightlight transformed her barrier into a full-body bubble and, through careful concentration, caused it to materialize around Kazoo, encapsulating the confused draconequus inside of it.

"I win." The bubble began to shrink, forcing Kazoo to use all five limbs, tail included, to stop it from crushing him.

Now I've got you-....wait, what is he doing?

A mischievous grin spread across Kazoo's face. Contorting his body into a ring, he pushed back around the bubble's interior long enough to raise a paw and snapped his fingers. The sand beneath Nightlight's hooves had been converted into mud and began to quickly pull her downwards, slimy tendrils lashing around her body and tugging at her skin. Reluctantly, she tore her focus away from the energy bubble to blast away at the mud, converting it into solid sand and allowing her dig her way out. Once she was free, Nightlight teleported to dodge a stray magical beam and returned fire, nearly hitting the top of Kazoo's poofy mane.

"Hey, watch the 'do, mane-hater!" He yelled, the first two fingers and thumbs on both paws stuck outward as he pointed the digits at her. He was suddenly wearing a ten-gallon hat and an eyepatch, his mouth curved into a scowl as he shouted in a deep voice, "FILL YER HOOVES, YOU DAUGHTER OF A BLEEP!" Cracks echoed in the air, followed by bright flashes of light that popped and exploded all around Nightlight, reigniting that fire in her stomach and in between her legs. She wasn't sure what she preferred: the thrill of magical combat with her chimeric frenemy or having him force his cock into her aching pussy. And a few other places.

Bobbing and weaving between the flashes of light, Nightlight conjured up an energy net and launched it at Kazoo, only for the pink draconequus to wave a paw in a semicircle, sending the net back at the unicorn, sending her rolling across the sand-covered training arena and collapsing into an undignified ball. Nightlight thrashed and squirmed against the energy net, cursing herself for not seeing Kazoo's tactic coming. After all, they'd been battling each other since preschool and she'd spent hours studying and memorizing his every move. Speaking of which, the draconequus himself suddenly appeared right next to her, shaking his head in mock pity.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, now how did you get in there? Need a hand?"

Nightlight glared at his smug face and shit-eating grin. She sighed, "Yes."

"Yesssss, what?" Kazoo cutely asked, holding a paw up to his ear.

"Yes...please," she hissed through gritted teeth and one finger snap later, found herself net-less but dirty.

"Now then, was that so hard, Nighty?" Leaning forward, Kazoo then whispered lustfully, "'Cause that's not the only thing that's hard right now." Sure enough, Nightlight could make out his stiff, throbbing member standing proudly like a flagpole and could feel her own marehood dripping with anticipation. He then blew her kiss and chuckled, "Catch you later!" before vanishing in a burst of confetti. Why you sexy, big dicked son of a...-

Nightlight's thoughts were interrupted when the banner-waving pegasus fluttered to her side, patting her shoulder. Sky Surfer was the daughter of famed Wonderbolts Rainbow Dash and Soarin and dreamt of achieving her family's level of notoriety. She resembled a female version of her father, possessing a light grayish blue coat with green eyes but with a long, rainbow-colored mane like her mother. "Oh man, that was amazing! Celestia, I swear you also had him that time!"

Dusting off her high-colored cloak, Nightlight grumbled, "Yeah, 'almost' being the key word. Again."

Sky Surfer rolled her eyes and bumped her flank against Nightlight's playfully. "Well hey, look on the bright side!" She then dropped her voice and coyly grinned, "At least you'll soon be getting a consolation prize," punctuating the statement with a suggestive eyebrow wiggle. The pegasus knew full well of the pair's bedroom shenanigans but was good enough of a friend to keep it to herself, on the condition that Nightlight shared the sordid details.

Nightlight snorted and looked around before commenting smugly, "Damn right I will!" She then trotted off to the showers, eager to rid herself of the sweat and grime that had accumulated on her icy blue coat and in her silver and light purple mane. The sooner she cleaned herself off, the sooner that she could get off.

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"What the hell?" Nightlight looked around confusingly. She was just at her house reading up on teleportation and plasma energy attacks when she suddenly found herself in a darkened room, every feature blackened out as if they were made of pure darkness. She could make out a bed but even that was shadowy and opaque. She squirmed when she felt something brush past her left hindleg and her horn sparked to life, revealing a pair of yellow and blue eyes.

"Hellllloooo Nighty!" A serpentine form appeared around the eyes, revealing a grinning, pink-maned draconequus, a mirthful and oddly predatory grin on his elongated face.

"Kazoo? Where the hell...-?" Her voice was silenced when she felt a pair of lips latch onto her own, followed by a familiar pair of lion paws that gripped and massaged her back and hips. Something scaly wrapped around Nightlight's ankles and she didn't have to look down to know that it was Kazoo's tail. When Kazoo broke the kiss, Nightlight blinked rapidly, her head stunned by the action. "I...er…hi?"

All humor drained from the draconequus' face as he towered over her. "'Hi'? Is that all you can say to me? I thought I told you to meet me at my place at 4:15. That was two damn hours ago!" His tail uncoiled from Nightlight's ankles and snapped backward, delivering a stinging slap on her behind. Nightlight bit her lip to keep a moan from escaping her mouth. Despite how he appeared to the public as an easy-going goofball, Kazoo was more grim and controlling in the bedroom, as though a switch in his brain had suddenly been flipped. Not that Nightlight could complain, of course.

"I...I'm sorry. I forgot," Nightlight gulped timidly. "It won't happen again."

Kazoo snorted contemptuously and leaned forward, his eyes glinting mischievously as he caressed her cheek with his fingers, his claws combing at her mane. "You're right. It won't happen again."

Before Nightlight could even blink, she was forced onto her knees and shoved forward, her mouth finding its way onto Kazoo's cock. "Now be a good girl and start sucking. This'll be your apology, you dumb slut."

Now, to anypony else, this would've been extremely insulting but Nightlight found it incredibly sexy when Kazoo took charge like this. She loved it even more when he handled her rough and called her names. The unicorn was known as one of Princess Twilight Sparkle's top students, a straight-laced mare that scoffed at loud parties or other types of behavior she found to be "beneath her". Sexually servicing Kazoo meant that she could leave her high-stressed, active-studies lifestyle behind.

Bobbing her head up and down, Nightlight eagerly went to work licking and slurping at the delicious treat in her mouth, lapping at it like a starving filly. Kazoo's paw squeezed around the back of her head, ramming her forward onto his length, burying it further into her mouth to the point that she began to gag and sputter. Despite this, she refused to quit, instead taking this as a challenge and enveloped the organ in the softness of her lips. This earned her an appreciative groan.

"Yes, that's right! Blow me, you cum-dumpster!"

Kazoo began to thrust forward, one paw clamped around Nightlight's head while the other wound her mane around it like a length of rope. "Ngh, is this what you want? Is this what gets you wet?" Nightlight could only manage a weak nod, her mind solely focused on her current task. She snuck a hoof to her dripping marehood but soon felt a hard paw clamp around her wrist and tear it away. "No! You don't get to touch yourself!" Kazoo growled, his thrusts becoming faster and harder, all but face-fucking the unicorn as he jackhammered her mouth until he let out a yell and forced his semen down her throat.

Nightlight hacked and gargled but managed to keep it down, trying and failing to keep any of the precious seed from hitting the carpeted floor. Kazoo released her and she fought to keep herself upright as she took several deep gulps of the spunk, several glops still seeping from her mouth and dribbling down her chin. It was downright degrading, filthy and humiliating...and she loved every minute of it.

Kazoo's mouth pulled back to reveal a toothy grin. "Now then, what do you say?"

Wiping her mouth, Nightlight smacked her lips. "Th-thank you...Daddy." She felt something poof onto her neck and realized that it was her special collar, that one that was studded and read, "Kazoo's little toy."

"You're welcome, sugar-pussy. Now...bend over the bed."

Nightlight didn't have to be told twice. Dragging herself off of the floor, she hoisted the top half of her body over the surface of the mattress, curiously feeling the fabric and contemplating how strangely familiar it seemed. Her line of thinking was broken when a paw swatted her right butt cheek, causing her to yip and leap slightly. The paw struck again and again, transporting Nightlight to her own little world of paradise. She moaned loudly, not caring who heard it.

"You love it, don't you, my little skank?"

Something hot and fleshy embedded itself between Nightlight's butt cheeks and this brought an extra moan out of the unicorn. "P-please, Daddy. Please just...stick it in me. Don't make me wait..." A paw of jaws clamped around her shoulder, dragging their teeth down and into her flesh, causing her to screech with delight. Hot saliva dripped down her back as Kazoo unlatched his mouth and chuckled sadistically.

"Well...since you asked so nicely..."

A flurry of stars entered Nightlight's vision as something large and throbbing was unceremoniously jammed into her snatch and deep inside her womb. It slowly wormed its way out before it propelled itself forward, bringing tears to her eyes and a wordless scream from her throat. No words could properly describe the pain and pleasure that she was experiencing. No matter how many times they had sex, she was unable to acclimate her pussy to fit his length. Nightlight could feel Kazoo's larger body hovering above her, the leathery feel of his sack as it bounced against her ass, the draconequus' natural musk as it mingled and intertwined with the scent of her own arousal.

The headboard loudly banged and smacked into the wall, creating cracks and dents into its surface as Kazoo pounded away at Nightlight with reckless abandon. The unicorn found a small pillow and bit into it, silencing another orgasm-induced scream. Yep, there was a very likely chance she was going to be walking funny tomorrow. Suddenly, she felt as Kazoo ripped his dick out of her and rolled her over onto her back, finding him leering above her with his forked tongue licking at his lips, his breaths deep and forceful.

"Wh-why did you s-stop?" Nightlight whimpered, fighting to catch her breath after such a brutal fucking.

The draconequus responded by rubbing the head of his dick against Nightlight's swollen lips, dosing it in her juices before positioning it against her tail hole. "I'm done with appetizers. I'm moving onto the main course!"

Nightlight's eyes practically bulged out of her skull. She shrieked and locked up around the cock that had been crudely but welcomingly shoved up her rectum. Sure, it wasn't the first time that they'd done anal but this was the first occasion in which it'd been done so aggressively.

"OhmysweetCelestiayes!" She babbled, giving Kazoo the green light to continue his assault. Nightlight groaned, her body feeling as though it was being torn apart from the inside.

"Say you love my cock in your ass!"

"I love your cock in my ass!"

"Say, 'I'm a naughty whore!'"

"'I'm a naughty whore!'" Nightlight sobbed, feeling the paint chips from the wall collecting on her face and scalp like snowflakes. "I'm such a naughty, dirty whore and I love every second of it!"

Kazoo grinned and wrapped his fingers around her throat. "Me too, Nighty, me too!"

"Harder!" Nightlight groaned hoarsely, feeling the grip around her neck tighten. "Ngh-oh-uh-ah!" She spasmed as another orgasm rocked her body, leaving her weak and exhausted as Kazoo's thrusts became more spastic and urgent. He was close, they both knew this but she was eager to once again be filled with his cream to the point of stomach-bulging. Instead, Kazoo yanked his dick out and, keeping his grip on Nightlight's throat, hoisted her into the air and deposited her onto the floor in a kneeling position. "D-Daddy?"

The sounds of meat-slapping filled the room as Kazoo violently jerked off, his eyes boring into Nightlight's. He howled and she found herself showered in his semen, load after load flung into her face, coating her open mouth, chin, eyes and mane in the sticky substance. After a record thirty squirts, the draconequus bent over and exhaled, a low chuckle in his chest as he gulped in air. Nightlight greedily wiped off the rest of the splooge and slipped it into her mouth, her tongue swirling around the concoction to savor its flavor before she gulped it down.

"W-well," Kazoo breathed, wiping his forehead. "That was...great!"

"Y-yeah," Nightlight murmured in agreement. "Whoo!"

With a snap of his fingers, Kazoo cleaned himself off before clapping his paws, casting off the blackness surrounding the room and it was with open-mouthed horror that Nightlight realized where they were. The sports posters...the Wonderbolts banner...the bookshelves filled with mystery and action-adventure novels...

"Kazoo..."

"Gotta go, see ya later alligator!"

Once Kazoo poofed away, Nightlight could only sit in abject dread as the door to the bedroom opened up, revealing a dumbstruck and rightfully angry Sky Surfer. The pegasus' eyes were wide with shock and fury at the sight in front of her: her best friend kneeling in the middle of her room, her mane a bedraggled silver and purple mess and her body covered in thick perspiration and gallons of semen. Neither one of them spoke for the longest time until:

"What the actual fuck, Nightlight?!"

The unicorn sighed. Next time, Kazoo's getting his ass kicked. Hopefully.