Thunderlane opens the Canterlot Times newspaper one morning to find out he's been voted 'hottest stallion.' He's not happy about this. He's even less happy when every unattached mare in town congregates on his front porch.

And he's even LESS happy when Princess Luna blasts his front door off its hinges and barges in, looking for him.

(Inspired by a Discord chat. One of Luna's lines courtesy Zubric. Thanks, all!)