The Shimmering Sunset, Sparkling Midnight, And Medley Madness
Problem solving part 1
Previous ChapterP.O.V.: Broken Heart (look he's back.)
Time: to possibly rethink everything
Date: nope
The sound of glass shattering and my angry yelling is probably heard throughout the entire house, however I really don't care as I just threw another alarm clock out the window which means I have to suffer through school for the day, that and I need to visit my brother after school and buy some more alarm clocks.
I hear some frantic knocking on my door.
“Hey Broken everything alright in there?” I hear Midnight ask in a tired manner.
“Aside from today being Monday yes everything is alright.” I say with a yawn.
I put on a black t-shirt and pants as well as my sandals and leather jacket as I walk out of the room.
Sunset is already downstairs with a cup of coffee and Midnight sits down as I make my way downstairs.
I grab a cup and pour myself some coffee I add some sugar as well because that is the best kind of coffee.
“I got something on the Anon-a-Miss thing if y'all want to hear it.” Midnight says
“I'm tired let me wake up first.” I say with another yawn as I sip my coffee.
“I'm all ears.” Sunset says obviously not caring about my state of mind.
“Whoever it is posted an update last night apparently Scootaloo was murdered.” Midnight says as she pulls up a picture of Scootaloo’s body with what appear to be stab wounds and her neck looks rather bruised on the Anon-a-miss main page.
“Whelp that's fine by me I didn't care about her.” I say.
My uncaring attitude was short lived as I felt someone's foot hit my crotch.
I fall over and curl into a ball as I groan in pain.
“Never again will I voice my opinion if I don't care.” I hiss in a pained manner.
“I would hope not otherwise I won't just kick you.” Midnight says.
“Well we better get going to school.” Sunset says as she gets up.
She walks over and extends her arm to help me up however I just groan in pain and stay curled up.
“I don't think you want to be late to class…” Sunset starts however as soon as I hear the words late to class I rush out the door forgetting about any and all pain.
P.O.V.: Midnight (just go with it)
Time: to preserve your soul (it's another five long nights)
Date: I really need to stop making this joke
I was about to kick him again as he just jumped up and ran out the door I swear I heard him say zoinks as he ran out as well, but that is beside the point I just really want to know what being laid has to do with anything.
“How… What… Why?” I manage to say in my confusion.
“I learned a few things about him before he became what he is today.” Sunset says as she walks out the door.
I shake my head as I head to the fridge.
“I need a drink.” I grumble to myself.
I open the fridge and grab an apple ale, how Broken managed to get his hands on one of those (and how he manages to not be loud when he masturbates) is beyond me.
As I take a sip I hear a knock at the door I inwardly groan. I open the door with my magic which reveals Twilight, except she has no glasses, her hair is wrong, and her outfit doesn’t seem right.
“Alright Twi, what's with the getup and why are you here?” I ask.
“Uh who are you? And where is Sunset?” she asks.
“Oh you're the other Twilight, come let me explain things.” I say.
P.O.V.: Broken Heart (how convenient)
Time: Right after lunch
Date: this is a constant reminder that I am lonely
“So it’s bullshit when I break into a random musical number but not when you and your little ex-friends do it? Because that's what I'm hearing.” I say as Sunset and I walk out of the lunchroom.
“When have I ever broken into a musical number?” Sunset asks.
“The battle of the bands when the psycho bitches came in, and that one time you sang My past is not today, need I go on?” I say with a smirk.
“You saw that?” she asks.
“It's hard not to notice when music is playing out of nowhere and you start to sing.” I retort.
“Did anyone else notice?” she asks.
“Considering it was after school and I was heading home after staying after school for studying alone, probably not.” I say.
“I really hope that nothing bad happens for the rest of the day.” she says as we head our separate ways.
Nothing of note happens for the rest of the day aside from a new student named Metal Alloy knocking some sense into Trixie, not that it worked or anything.
At the end of the day the nerds in my class explained to me that Big Chungus is not a big kind of rapey cat but a meme, not that I cared any.
Sunset and I meet by the magical statue that has been here since who knows how long.
“So is Sentry driving us or are we walking?” I ask.
“We're walking, Flash said he had something to do so he couldn't take us.” Sunset says.
I grumble but say nothing as we head home.
I notice that we're being followed as we walk home so we take a couple of detours, one through the park, which I enjoy because of the fresh air, and the other through the shopping district, which I absolutely hate because shopping is bad for my health, and my wallet.
We manage to lose our would be follower after pretending to look at rings. Well I wasn't pretending actually, mainly because a wedding ring might be useful at some point.
We finally make it home, however I hear Midnight talking to someone which raises many questions, however before I can stop her Sunset opens the door.
When she opens it I see Twilight except she's not wearing any glasses, which is the way I tell the difference between Princess Twilight and Human Twilight.
“Twilight!” Sunset exclaims happily.
“Princess.” I say coolly.
“Sunset! Musical!” Princess Twilight says as she gets up from her seat to hug Sunset.
“Hello Sunset. Nice to see you back Shaggy.” Midnight says.
“Names changed Princess I go by Broken nowadays, and do not call me Shaggy.” I say.
“WHAT?!?” the princess screams.
“It's illegal to change your name in Equestria.” Sunset says dryly.
“I thought it was illegal everywhere!” the princess says as she starts to freak.
“Calm yourself princess or you'll give yourself an aneurysm.” I say.
After we finally calm the hyperventilating, purple, pony turned human, princess down my phone goes off.
It’s a message from human Twilight telling me to check the news.
“Alright before we get to business we should check the news, apparently something happened that I should care about.” I say as I turn on my TV.
We watch the news which at first is the normal stuff I either don't care about or the stuff I don't understand however the last segment intrigued me as it mentioned the murder of Scootaloo, which if I hadn't made clear before I really could care less about, but it also mentioned that Sweetie Belle was found dead in school bathrooms after Rarity called the police when Sweetie didn't return home.
After that I turn off the TV.
“No comment.” I say because if I say what I think then I will say goodbye to my coconuts if you catch my drift.
“IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?!?” the princess yells at me.
“It's better than what he said earlier.” Midnight says.
“Anyone else notice that Applebloom is not dead yet the rest of her friends are dead?” Sunset asks.
"Now that you mention it the little wanker is still slightly alive." I shrug.
"Since when did you use the word wanker?" Midnight asks.
"Since now, also take this." I say tossing Midnight a red button.
"What does this do?" Midnight asks.
"Just don't press it ." I say as I quickly grab a sharpie and write Free Apples on the button. I write carefully as to not press it.
"I will say this though it will certainly cause mass confusion.
To be continued…
Author's Note
Sorry its been awhile since I last updated but mh life has been unkind to me which is nothing new but I shall attempt to get chapters out sooner, also expect many references to many different subjects.
