Horn Licking

by DrabFelmore

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Twilight Sparkle, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sex, Fetish, Comedy, Random
Length: 1085

What's the deal with Horn Licking? Twilight explains, though she likely would rather like not to.

When Twilight comes to pay Anon one of her regular visits Anon asks a question that turns the usually calm and pleasant visits awkward and embarrassing. The question being about Horn Licking,

This has suggestive content/humor and may not be suitable for all humans and/ or ponies. please read responsibly.

Published 2019-03-28 02:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-03-28 02:00:01 UTC

Horn Licking

Author's Note

This is supposed to be a funny story based off a Discord post i made detailing how horn job/ horn lickings works. I hope you like it and let me know your thoughts down in the comment section. Also once again, This was for fun so please, keep that in mind.

Horn Licking

I sip on my cup of coffee as I sit on my own in my homes living room, A cup of earl grey tea rests across from me on the table as I wait. I place my cup back on my coffee table as an alarm on my phone goes off. Swiftly I grab two metal tops that I had custom made on to both cup and as if on cue as I placed the final one A gust of wind rips through my living room. Most people would have freaked out about this and the new addiction of a glowing rip looking thing now floating in mid air in their living room. Truth be told I had been afraid the first time it happened but now, it was the norm. From this rip in time and space came an average sized violet pony that I have come to know as Twilight Sparkle.

For the last month or so Twilight has been making regular visits to my house, Always the same place and at the exact same time, hence the alarm I have set up. With a small flick of her horn the rip disappears from existence allowing the winds in my home to settle and for us to be truly alone. It is at this point that I take the tops off of our cups drawing Twilight's attention to me.

"Hey Anon." I give the cheery Alicorn a small wave as I set the caps i held on the couch, not really caring if the condensation liquid would possibly stain the couch cushion.

With that the Alicorn sat down across from me, using her horn to pick up her tea my eyes slowly centered on said horn. Now I'm no horn aficionado or animal biologist but I had always wondered how any form of kind of power could be channeled through essentially bone. Another question I had always wondered was if horns had nerves so the creator could feel something on it. Now a sensible person would ask these questions like I have just presented them, but before I can even register what I'm saying I say. "Have you ever had your horn licked?"

If I wasn't embarrassed at realizing what I had just said then the fact Tea comes shooting out of Twilight's nostals would have. Feeling my cheeks grow warm in embarrassment I repeatedly apologize as I grab a nearby box of tissue for Twilight to use. "I'm sorry that came out wrong. I'm so sorry. I ment like, does your horn have nerves in it?" Twilight wipes her muzzle and table off with some red across her face.

"It's fine, it's just a... strange topic."

Once the liquid is all cleaned up Twilight sets her cup aside as she takes a deep breath. I shift in my seat uncomfortably as I await anything from the obviously embarrassed Alicorn. After what feels like a hour of silence Twilight finally speaks up. "Horns don't typically have nerves, This is because they are made of ivory and not skin or similar bodily tissue. Yet that doesn't stop some ponies from... Licking them as you asked." Twilight averts her eyes to the ground but before I can say anything she continues. "Now, I haven't thought about it much... actually at all till this moment so this all will be an reasonable guess on my part."

Twilight tilts back on her rump as she takes another deep breath, me on the other hand am having a mental short circuit making me in capable of forming words let alone a sentence. "Horns typically are hardly touched by other ponies due to their positioning and their, potential to poke somepony else which could cause harm. So for those in... Romantic situations it is very likely that the unicorn could feel a sense of Euphoria due to the simple act and not any actual feeling. This could be why some unicorns have been reported to like horn licking.

"You could think of it like how you have said some Female's here enjoy licking male fingers. The act isn't inherently sexual but the act and the setting may trigger some kind of reaction from both participants." Twilight takes a moment to grab her cup of tea and down the last little bit of it in one gulp without batting an eye about what had happened not to long ago.

"Now there are also reports of some Unicorns firing off a strange type of magic during this, much like... intercourse. The magic lacks purpose and much power running through it making it almost liquid like which dissipates soon after-"

"So magic cum?" I mentally slap myself for both interrupting Twilight and say that. Twilight sighs with embarrassment before nodding and saying.

"Yes, you can call it that. It is normally called an Intimate Magical Discharge or an IMD." Twilight states evenly.

Placing her cup back on the table Twilight's gaze turns to me as she continues her long teaching lesson. "Now, many have accounted the magics discharged can taste differently from pony to pony but the vast majority of the accounts have stated that consuming the discharge can enhance said consumers magical properties be it pegasi being able to fly faster and better, unicorns using magic, or earth ponies aiding the earth and plan growth. Of course those are only a few to many more examples I could bring up.

"However ponies really don't need to intake IMD to have this temporary enhancement. There are drinks that have stored magic in it that ponies can by, but ponies will be ponies and do what they like. I hope that answers your question." Twilight says as she uses her magic to grab the tea pot I had sitting in the kitchen to fill her Tea cup once again. I all the while sit there and think about everything Twilight has told me till yet again my mouth runs off without me thinking.

"Can I lick your horn?" And that was how I ended up with a Tea cup on my head and my entire body drenched in tea as a Alicorn left my house.