Blowjob Cafe

by WordyWrites

The Horse's Mouth

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The cafe is called "The Horse's Mouth", and when you'd passed the place previously, you'd thought little of it. It had always seemed a funny name for a cafe, and the buzz that had quickly surrounded it perhaps invoked a little curiousity, but a popular cafe was the last type of place that you wanted to go spend your free time...

...until you found out it was a cafe where human versions of MLP characters dressed as maids and gave you blowjobs.

Really, you're quite disappointed with the internet. Isn't information supposed to travel fast on there? Were the other bronies in your town all on some secret Discord server together, discussing which horse's mouth made them cum the hardest without ever spreading the word? Traitors. Whatever, though. You're here now. You've plucked up the courage to actually visit what is essentially a brothel, albeit a very special one, after four days of nervous excitement and indecision. You're still not sure you'll actually be able to go through with the blowjob thing. What if they really somehow are the MLP girls, and not just cheapo knock-off cosplayers? Can you really bring yourself to just dump a load in one of your beloved character's mouths, and then walk off to leave her for the next customer?

Well, even if you chicken out, it would still be nice to be served by one, doted on with drinks and cake and attention. And so with a smile that refuses to budge and a giddy feeling in your stomach, you push open the door. As suggested, you've come very early, and the cafe is still quiet. Well, quiet in the sense that there are only a few customers, all men who have come alone. It's not quiet in the sense that one of those men is currently groaning very loudly.

"Oh, Luna! Nopony's as good as you at this!"

You can't help but look over, seeing a very overweight guy with long, unkempt hair, who looks like he seriously needs a wash. On all fours beside him, stretched out across the booth seat so that the ends of her legs hang off the edge and her head coincides with the man's lap, is a girl wearing a classic French maid's outfit, with very deep blue hair (or a very realistic wig). You can't see her face, but she certainly has a nice body, the black dress hugging tightly to her slender waist. Moreover, her pose has her butt pointed upwards, the shortness of her outfit leaving her heart-print panties on pretty much full display. Cute.

You're now firmly convinced that this place is the real deal. Your cock agrees, starting to stiffen in your pants. Your face heats up, your ears burning as you imagine actually going through with this. Watching transfixed as the girl's head bobs dilligently up and down some other guy's pole.

"Well howdy, Master! Welcome home!"

Applejack calls out to you, tearing your gaze away from the other girl. She gives a casual little bow when you turn to face her, and you see that of course it's not Applejack, but a human girl with blonde hair tied in a loose ponytail, vibrant green eyes, and a dusting of freckles. Who sounds... exactly like Applejack. And actually, she's exactly what you'd imagine a human version of the cute earth pony would look like, too. She is also wearing a maid outfit, a black dress up to the neck with lace trim sitting short on her long legs, a frilly white apron over the top to complete the look. Printed on said apron, down near the bottom and off to one side, is a perfect rendition of Applejack's cutie mark. A nice touch.

You give her a slow look up and down, taking in her full glory from heeled Mary Janes and long, frill-topped block socks all the way up to the classic maid headpiece sitting atop her head. Despite the outfit's lack of cleavage, you don't miss her breasts, good-sized mounds hugged to tightly by the dress they strain against. She looks incredible.

"Now Master, mama always told me it was rude to stare."

You go a bit redder, but she's smiling, and doesn't sound upset.

"Sorry."
"Happens a lot. First visit, I 'spose?"
"...yeah."
"Well, no sense waiting for the cows to come home. Come on!"

She leads the way over to the counter, dress swishing tantalisingly about her thighs.

"Girls? Come on out. Got a customer!"

From a back room, another maid emerges. Then another. Two more come in together, and then one more. Together with Applejack, that makes six maids, all lined up, essentially on display for you.

"Welcome home, Master!"
"Welcome."
"W-welcome... home."
"Welcome, darling!"
"Hi!"

The mane six! And all of them looking just as perfect a match to their cartoon horse counterpart as Applejack does. The trademark streak of fuchsia in Twilight's hair. Rarity's obvious yet not overdone eye shadow. The huge breasts everyone seems to give Fluttershy in fanart. It's all there, and your eyes can't figure out where to look. They're all so attractive, all dressed up in matching maid outfits, cute, frilly, sexy. Well, except Pinkie Pie. For whatever reason her outfit is completely unlike the others, still a maid but so much skimpier. The cute pink-haired girl's midriff is left bare, her full breasts properly hinted at by a deep neckline and her tiny skirt looking like it must be just barely making it past her crotch.

"So, who'd ya like to be served by today?"

Geez, what a choice. Your overwhelmed, an average guy like you suddenly confronted with his choice of which from a set of six very pretty girls he'd like to receive a blowjob. Kind of a big deal, even forgetting for a moment that these are the beloved characters of one of your favourite shows come to life right in front you!

Your eyes swing from face to face. They fall lower, wandering over chests ranging from Rainbow's petite little mounds to Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy's big melons. You try not to stare at their tits too long, eyes falling once more to run along the bottoms of their dresses, admiring the respective cutie marks printed on their aprons, and the shapely thighs left bare between dress' end and frill top socks' beginning.

"Master?"

You swallow hard, feeling guilty about your shameless ogling. Your face still burns, and your pants are starting to feel a whole bunch tighter. You need to make a decision, quick.

Well, you do have a favourite pony, right?

Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash

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