Blowjob Cafe

"Pfff... figures."

Rainbow Dash gives a toss of her rainbow-coloured hair, long and yet with a boyish angularity to the cut and styling, kind of like a glam rock star. The androgyny is rather at odds with her maid outfit, the tailored fit and shortness of the dress doing a lot to show off the very feminine charms of her body even before you factor in all the frills. That said, her chest is pretty flat, the more conservative top half of the outfit only barely hinting at her petite tits. She looks really cute.

She shoots you a smug look, probably pride at being chosen, and beckons you to follow with a wave of her hand.

"Well, come on."

You do follow, enjoying the view of her from the back just about as much as from the front. She points to a seat, then casually slaps the menu down in front of the spot before you've even had a chance to sit down. It's not quite the... traditional level of maid cafe service, that's for sure.

"You get a drink, a dessert, and I go down on you if you wanna pay extra. I aint doin' any of that silly 'Master' stuff though, you got that?"

Wow. She doesn't just sound like Dash from the show, she's got the act down pat too! Is this somehow actually her? Your brain wants to believe.

"Uhh... right."
"So what are you having?"

She sounds grumpy, or at least impatient. You scan through all the drink and dessert options quickly, just trying to find something decent so you don't keep her waiting. You're really here for the blowjob, after all.

"I'll have the... custard tart, and the... energy booster?"

That brings a smile to her pretty, if kinda boyish features. Choosing the most Rainbow Dash-sounding drink on the menu was the right move, apparently.

"At least you've got good taste!"
"I try."
"Uhuh. And the blowjob?"
"Yes... please."

She rolls her violet eyes, right in sight of you.

"No surprises there. Alright, I'll get your stuff."

She turns and walks off quickly, not looking back once. Ouch. You tell yourself that getting to feel that hot little mouth around your cock will make all this worth it. You remind yourself of how cute her bravado and tsundere attitude are on the show, even if it's a little different experiencing them personally. It's not like your manhood's having any trouble enjoying the interactions with her anyways, already throbbing away semi-hard in your pants.

"Ohhhh, Master! You came so much this time!"
"Ngh, that was so good."
"Here, let me clean you up~"

It's Luna's voice, and you can't believe you're hearing one of the princesses talk so lewdly, willingly engaging in such behaviour with even such an overweight, unwashed fan. It sits in stark contrast with how Rainbow Dash is treating you, and you haven't even started with the proper stuff yet! It's not that you regret your choice, but maybe you can get her to act more like she's supposed to at a maid cafe?

True to her claim to fame, Rainbow Dash returns quickly, balancing a tray with evident physical prowess as she rapidly approaches your table.

"Here ya go."

Her voice is casual as she clatters down a plate in front of you, and then a drink, with no effort to add grace to either action.

"Alright then. Whip it out."

Is this how your fantasies involving Dashie tend to go?

Call another maid to try to get her to play along
I'm fine with this