Twilight Sparkle and Spike and along with Celestia and Luna try to conceive the known universe.

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: everyone
Tags: Princess Celestia, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, Spike, Comedy
Length: 1087

Twilight Sparkle and Spike are enjoying a day in their own home dimension.

Twilight Sparkle and Spike continue their day together in dimension 299 and get ready to go to a special event.

Published 2019-04-01 01:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-04-01 01:10:01 UTC

Peripheral vision

Pony poon, maker of magical extro tendencies, camer of the beyond worlds was Twilight Spackackackack you autta know by now. She was contemplating the usero newverse of semplex nine. The time had come for the equinicus to force herself down the throat of Spike the dragonon.

“Spiiiiike, oh spiiiiiiike, come hither dear, my time to contemplate the near different exeo centrecities is coming now, and now we must be going to church soon!” she said.

Spike the dragonon teleported into existence, for the time is now that we all must consider the fact that Spackackackack needed equinicus prime to finally be joined together in whoremany.

“I’m ready my teacher!” said Spike.

And so Twispack removed the thought juices from her contimplexes force and stuffed it down Spike the dragonon’s perpetual mind estate.

“Oh ma gog, I’m seeing through the universe of twelve different pharises my lord!” said Spike the dragonon.

Twispack continued to watch as Spike the dragonon continued to morph into a sizable individual. She could not press back the feeling of joy and proudness that she was feeling right now. Her little boyo was becoming a true adulthood centerhead.

“Okay Spikol spike, lets go to church, and we shall entertain the individual by pressing our farces into its face!” she said.

They appeared in church through magical ecentric power means. It was time to join in holy parixias prayer.

“Oh hole holololololololo leeee laaaaaay” said the equine priest.

They all sat down on spiked chairs(Spike is the chosen one).

“We gather here to read from the verse bible of verses that the all mighty lord Celestos had chosen for us all” he said.

“Achememechm” he said. “From the book of Tropicus, lettuce begin!”

The room of eternity went permeable silent.

“And so”

There was a boat.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

Then there was laryngitis.

“HYOHYOHYOHYOHYOHYO”

Then there were Tropical Pony Cops from the big city.

“WERE HERE”

It was Primerib Dash and Moochie Glimmer, the wonderful cast of Tropical Pony Cop Tales. They were walking up towards the police car with saddlebags and some nice vacation summer clothes.

“PRIMERIB AND MOOCHIE, IT IS MY HONOR TO INTRODUCE YOU TO… TROPICAL PONY COP ISLAAAAAAAAND” he said. It was Captain Spikeroy the dragon, the captain of the police station who wore a pink colored suit. “NOW I NEED YOU TO FLEX YOUR TROPICAL PONY COP HOOFSIES AND RUN BEHIND THE TROPICAL PONY POLICE CAAAAAAAR”.

The two new pony cops ran at full speed as the police car that contained Captain Spikeroy the dragon.

“AND DON’T FORGET TO PUT ON THESE TROPICAL PONY COP TALES, CLOOOOOOTHES” he said. He threw a pair of neatly folded cop clothing for the tropical pony cops. They put them on instantly while they ran.

“NOW WE HAVE ARRIVED TOO TROPICAL PONY COP POLICE STATION!” he said.

They entered the building and found a serviceable cop station inside. They followed Spikeroy the dragon and went deeper into the complex to find a table covered in Spikeroy’s signature cold drinks. Spikeroy then offered them the drinks with a full armed hand gesture.

“MAKE SURE TO DRINK THIS OR ELSE YOU’LL GET A HEAT STROOOOOOKE” he said. “BECAUSE YOUR TROPICAL PONY COP BODIES WON’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE HEAT WITHOUT THEM!”.

Spikeroy the captain dragon then took a full uninhibited drink of the tropical cop drink. He swallowed the fruity juices entirely, because of the sweltering tropical cop heat.

“NOW I NEED YOU TO ANTAGONIZE THIS GUY WHO HAS INFORMATION WE NEED” said Captain Spikeroy the dragon as they entered the the interrogation room with the two tropical pony cops.

The lawyer came in and he had a beautifully smooth mane. His name was Lawyer Fancypantsu and he was about to say something.

“You have five minutes to interrogate my client or else we will leave” he said.

“TROPICAL PONY COPS, HE WON’T GIVE THE INFORMATION WE NEED IN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES, TAKE THIS” he said.

From the wall at the entrance to the room, was a flamethrower, Spikeroy the captain dragon handed the flamethrower to Primerib Dash. She aimed the flamethrower at the client to which she was about to flame broil his bootay. But, a weakness went over her tropical pony cop body.

“Times up, my client and I will be leaving now” said Lawyer Fancypantsu.

Author’s Note:
(okay how the fuck do I write this image out?)

Now the Tropical Pony Cops were sitting in the locker room of the Tropical Pony Cop Police Station. From behind, was Captain Spikeroy the dragon and he had his pants down and his belt. He started smacking the air with his whip and then started screaming incoherencies while the Tropical Pony Cops were sitting down on the locker room seats.

“YOU TROPICAL PONY COP’S, WHY SHOULDN’T I FIRE YOU NOW” he said. Then he continued to repeat this repeatedly over the span of five minutes while swinging his belt like a whip at nothing while stuck behind a corner with two lockers pinning him against the wall.

Princess Celestia watched through the dimension corridors of her home. She was eating popcorn and had a slice of cake on the side while she sat alone. Luna came behind her and tried her best to understand what in the world was happening before her.

“Isn’t interdimensional television so much fun?” said Celestia before taking a big bite of popcorn.
“There is the most unusual and downright confusing subject matter I have ever seen.”

Luna went onto the couch that her sister sat on.

“Sister, maybe you shouldn’t be watching so much trash tv?” she said.

Celestia took a bite of her cake and rolled her eyes.

“Come on luna, this is the best type of entertainment there is”

Celestia flashed her horn and switched the channel. There was a family of humans who sat on a chair, watching them both. They continued to stare at each other, the old man with the labcoat then began to peer into the television. The others unsure on what to do.

“Uh Celestia, change the channel this is really creepy!” said Luna.

“Hey rick, what is it with two ponies here, and why are they staring at us like they can see us!?” he said.

Celestia then flashed off the television and dropped her popcorn.

“Aww darn it, Luna, you made me drop my corn!” she said.

Luna crossed her hooves as she sat while Celestia ate off the magical floor like a chicken.

Author's Note