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The Tirek Who Tolerated Me

by Kotatsu Neko
For most humans, being sent to Equestria and put into the body of a megalomaniacal centaur trapped in the depths of Tartarus would be the most bizarre thing that ever happened to them. For a certain knife-wielding mercenary, it was Tuesday.

To escape from Tartarus is nearly impossible, even for one of great magical power. When you've lost your powers and are little more than a withered old centaur, it's even harder. But Tirek has a plan, one that will draw in a creature from a world where life is cheap, hats are plentiful, and gravel is king. Will the Spy take the opportunity to enjoy a well-earned vacation in this new world, or will he see the population of friendly, innocent ponies as just a fresh selection of backs to stab? It could be both!

(Takes place before the beginning of Season 9.)

Teen
Incomplete
Violence
Crossover
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Team Fortress
Comedy
 
CTT

129455 words: Estimated about 11 hours to read
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21 Chapters:

  1. *Ahem.* Gentleponies? 2019-04-12 04:37:17 UTC
    3813
  2. See you in Tartarus, you handsome rogue! 2019-04-19 17:40:07 UTC
    3146
  3. We still have a problem. (And a pony.) 2019-05-08 00:40:50 UTC
    5087
  4. MEET THE SPYTAUR 2019-05-25 15:51:15 UTC
    3952
  5. Sorry to horn in unannounced. 2019-09-05 03:02:09 UTC
    11834
  6. I feel très pon! 2019-09-11 01:58:09 UTC
    5460
  7. That filly is not one of us. 2020-05-05 13:05:18 UTC
    7681
  8. You want to be MY friend?! Earn it! 2021-01-11 03:52:14 UTC
    5697
  9. BEFRIEND ME! 2021-04-06 22:05:23 UTC
    8796
  10. (Panicked Screaming in Prench) 2021-07-04 05:13:56 UTC
    2865
  11. My fish is sharp, my newspaper is read, my nose-ring is freshly polished; time to win. 2021-08-01 17:38:52 UTC
    6277
  12. Good Lord! You fight like a mare! 2021-11-03 21:37:09 UTC
    5436
  13. This... is a centaur. (Dear God!) 2021-11-12 18:24:40 UTC
    3954
  14. You are a Princess and a fool! 2021-11-20 15:23:02 UTC
    4819
  15. Your special skill is dreaming? Mine is murdering people! 2021-11-28 00:30:44 UTC
    5103
  16. Congratulations! You're an Empress. 2021-12-08 00:13:46 UTC
    6749
  17. I love a good backstabbing. (Part One) 2023-02-11 19:51:08 UTC
    8055
  18. I love a good backstabbing. (Part Two) 2023-02-27 04:27:36 UTC
    3930
  19. I love a good backstabbing. (Part Three) 2023-07-30 00:28:31 UTC
    10906
  20. Gentlemen, synchronize your Friendship Watches. 2024-01-07 00:27:11 UTC
    9056
  21. Well, off to visit your Princess! 2024-02-19 02:15:52 UTC
    6839