Starlight Glimmer slowly walked up to Principal Twilight’s office door and lifted a hoof. There was a slight hesitation to her knock, unsure of what exactly was going on. Ponies didn’t normally get summoned personally to the principal’s office; they were normally sent there by other teachers. She gulped once and brought her hoof to knock on the wooden door. Mere seconds passed before the door swung open bathed in Twilight’s magical aura. Taking that as her cue, Starlight entered to the office.
“Ah, Starlight! I was expecting you!” said Twilight flatly as she closed and locked the door.
“I should hope so since you’re the one who summoned me!” replied Starlight. “Are there monsters attacking Equestria again? Do I need to fill in for you?”” Her tone indicated she was worried about Equestria’s impending doom again.
Twilight only shook her head. “No, I’m afraid that’s not the reason I summoned you.” Twilight’s tone was nearly flat. It was impossible for Starlight to pick out exactly what the tone meant.
“Well, if it’s not impending doom again, what is-”
“I was looking over your performance here at my School of Friendship,” Twilight interrupted, “And I must say I was… less than impressed? It seems a punishment is in order.”
Starlight was unsure of anything she had done wrong recently, so she merely nodded and gave a gulp. What sort of discipline would she receive? Surely someone who was friends with the Princess of Friendship, and had helped save Equestria a few times would get something slightly lenient. Suspended without pay?
“I am required, by my own rules, to give you an oral evaluation after your first offense.”
Starlight gave another gulp as a knowing blush appeared on her face. “O-Oh… you’re talking about the… THAT clause of my contract.”
Twilight gave a nod. “That’s correct. Refusal will result in not only immediate termination, but you and your belongings will be dumped at the property’s edge. Do you understand?”
Starlight gave a simple nod. “Yes, I understand.”
“Good, now,” Twilight paused briefly to look over the notes she had on Starlight, “Keep in mind, all of the teachers have had to participate in this oral evaluation at least once due to their own behavior and, as far as I can remember, none were deemed no longer employable.” There was another pause as Twilight glanced up from her notes. “Do you know the terms of this exam?”
Starlight tried to think back to her contract as well as the things she heard the other teachers talk about. All she could come up with was a blank so she shook her head. “Not all of them, I’m afraid.”
“That’s fine. It’s my job as headmare to remind you.” Twilight levitated up a magic suppression ring and snapped it closed around the base of Starlight’s horn. “The ring is to prevent unicorns from cheating their way through the exam,” explained Twilight. “As far as the actual test, the oral exam starts once you enter the test chamber. Since this is your first exam you will be shrunk before we begin to make completing a little easier. However, you will slowly return to regular size over time, so the less time you take to complete the exam, the easier it will be to complete. Once inside your task is simple: escape intact from the test chamber.”
The world around Starlight Glimmer took on a purple hue before everything seemed to enlarge around her. While explaining the rules, Twilight had already started shrinking her down. And while Twilight became larger from Starlight’s perspective, she slowly craned her neck to look at Twilight Eventually, the spell had shrunk Starlight small enough that at her current size, all she could really see was a huge, tree trunk sized leg covered in a mass of purple fur. No sooner had the shrinking spell finished its job, Twilight switched to a telekinesis spell. Starlight was scooped up in the lavender-tinted hue and dangled in front of Twilight’s face.
“You are a great friend and I trust you can be a great counselor,” spoke Twilight. “If you can prove you deserve another chance, you may take the rest of the week off and return to your duties after the weekend.”
Starlight gave a small nod and steeled herself. A light pushing from the magic surrounding her brought her closer to Twilight’s gaping maw. She could see Twilight was already salivating at the thought of a snack. It was obvious that Twilight enjoyed this part of her duties as headmare. As she got closer, she watched as Twilight’s tongue snaked out to give her an exploratory taste. Starlight shuddered at the feeling of the warm, wet tongue as it dragged slowly along her entire body, messing up both her mane and tail.
“If it’s any consolation, you taste delicious. Like a strawberry milkshake with black raspberries and mint.”
“Thanks, I guess? It’s probably the soap and shampoo I use,” was all Starlight could respond before Twilight tossed her nonchalantly into Twilight’s mouth. She landed with a plop against the tongue; her flavor excited the taste buds. Saliva dripped onto her small body and soaked into her coat as Twilight slowly rolled the shrunk pony around in her mouth.
Starlight easily became disoriented in the mouth as she was tossed about and tasted. A few times she managed to land underneath the tongue and get pressed to the jaw below where even more saliva had pooled. Oral exam or not, it was obvious to Starlight that Twilight was enjoying administering the test a little too much.
Starlight was able to get a few small glimpses out of the mouth as she was tasted. Twilight’s office framed by rows of pearly white teeth. Teeth she was tumbling toward as Twilight repositioned her snack. In the dim, fleeting light as Twilight lightly chewed, Starlight could just make out a few runes etched on the biting surfaces of Twilight’s molars. Most were mundane and rather practical that most unicorns had: they were used to help strengthen a pony’s teeth and prevent cavities. But one on the very back molar was more concerning. The rune was a very powerful one that would shatter any unicorn horn that made contact with it. And she was positioned right under the runed tooth!
The mare could only watch in a panic as the molar slowly descended toward Starlight Glimmer. With a gasp, she realized she needed to move out of the way. Unfortunately, in her sudden panic, she attempted to get out the way and, in doing so, accidentally caused her horn to make contact with the runed tooth.
A sharp pain coursed through her horn as the rune worked its’ magic. It caused a small feedback loop that overloaded the horn, shattered it, then teleported the magic limiter ring back to Twilight’s desk at full size. Twilight, upon seeing the ring, gave a knowing smirk and tilted her head back.
Dazed slightly from the rune’s magic, Starlight barely registered she was moving again. Slowly, she was repositioned back to the middle of the tongue. With a groan, Starlight lifted her head and watched as the view framed by Twilight’s teeth shifted from the far wall to the ceiling. Saliva ran down either side of her, a bit splashing her on the face before it dripped down into the dark pit below her. And as the angle got steeper, gravity won over friction. Helped some by the slick saliva covering her, Starlight slid along with a large gob saliva toward the back of Twilight’s mouth. She fought against the pull of gravity but soon found herself slipping past the edge and into Twilight’s pitch black throat.
Once Starlight hit the back of Twilight’s throat, she was swallowed. An audible gulp surrounded her and echoed in her ears as she was tugged into the dark abyss. She was squished and squeezed while she forced her deeper into Twilight’s digestive tract and closer to her destination. Already she could hear the gurgles and glorps getting louder but when she passed close to Twilight’s heart, the steady thumping of the heartbeat soothed her.
Starlight lost track of time from the full body massage and the soothing sound of Twilight’s heartbeat. Eventually, though, she was squeezed out unceremoniously into Twilight’s stomach and went into a free fall. She managed to land on a piece of half-digested hay fry to keep herself out of the acids. With no horn she couldn’t use her magic to see, so she had to feel her way through the darkness surrounding her.
Once in the stomach, she knew the exam began and that she would have some time to complete it. But less than 10 seconds after entry, Starlight found herself back to full size. What was once a large, albeit hard to navigate, dark cavern was now a very tight cramped stomach that allowed very little movement. What little movement she had, though, she squirmed and fought and kicked in confusion.
“Wh- what’s the meaning of this!?” demanded Starlight as she shifted herself inside Twilight’s stomach. Her flailing knocked free a bit of the air around her, causing the now massive gut wielding Twilight to let out a crass belch.
“BuUAAArp! It appears you’re about as good a reader as you are a counselor,” responded Twilight. “Had you fully read your contract you’d have seen an important stipulation: the standard oral exam is only administered after the first offense.” Twilight paused when Starlight shifted slightly, knocking another belch free. “BwooRp! After that,” she continued, her voice taking on a more serious tone. “It’s up to my discretion to determine if there’s to be an oral exam or if the offender is to be expelled from my school. I’m afraid there’s just too much at stake for my school to risk any more of your mistakes,” explained Twilight.
Those words and Twilight’s tone didn’t settle well with Starlight, who gave a sharp kick to the side of Twilight’s stomach, deforming it briefly. “Mistakes? What mistakes are you talking about!?” she asked with a demanding tone.
Twilight plodded back to the chair behind her desk and carefully sat herself down. Her bulging belly pushed against the edge of her desk, causing the rolling chair to roll back just enough to accommodate the mare’s new size. At the same time, the chair strained and creaked underneath Twilight’s new weight.
“Must I remind you?” Twilight asked before letting out another loud belch. “Very well. Not only did you allow the God of Chaos to disrupt an entire day’s worth of classes and ruin an elaborate scavenger hunt I had meticulously designed, but you also counseled a filly that nearly destroyed all the magic in Equestria without realizing she was having problems. As such, I’m afraid I’ve decided your employment here will be terminated.”
Twilight let out a hiccup when her belly lurched to life. Starlight was thrashing about and attempting to find a way out of the tight confines of the stomach. But all her movement managed to do was knock loose more trapped air.
“RainboOUrpw Dash!” Twilight belched out loudly, calling for her most loyal of friends and teachers over the intercom. “Please repUuuORPt to my office immediately.”
As Twilight waited, she rubbed softly over her massive gut. She listened to the mare inside voicing her complaints and watched the bulges that formed as Starlight wiggled and squirmed about. Lost in her bliss of a full stomach, Twilight almost didn’t realize Rainbow Dash had entered the office.
“Twilight! I-” Rainbow started, a hint of apology in her voice. She stopped, though, when she noticed Twilight’s heavy gut. “Oh, phew, this wasn’t about me screwing something up again, huh?”
Twilight snapped back from her belly bliss and raised an eyebrow, about to question if Rainbow had indeed screwed something up again. Instead, she shook her head to knock that thought away. That wasn’t of importance at that very moment.
“Rainbow Dash, I need to you do two very important things. First, please find Spike and have him deliver a message to Princess Luna that we must reschedule our dinner date, for obvious reasons. And also let him know to take over my teaching duties for the rest of the day.”
Rainbow Dash was quickly copying down what Twilight was saying to a small piece of parchment. “Reschedule… dinner date with Luna… Spike needs to sub for Twilight… Got it. And the second thing?”
“And secondly, please make an announcement not only to the whole school but also to Mayor Mare. Let them know that Twilight’s School of Friendship will very shortly have an opening for a guidance counselor.”
“Sure thing, Twilight!” came Rainbow’s Response before starting to dash off. But just as she got to the door:
“Oh, And Rainbow? If I find out you’ve done something again, we’ll also be announcing an opening for a Loyalty teacher as well.”
Rainbow blushed slightly at the implication but gulped and gave a nod before zipping off to the tasks at hoof.
Twilight glanced back down at her belly and sighed. She gingerly rubbed over her taut belly again. Starlight had calmed down somewhat while Rainbow was in the room, but when she felt the rubbing it caused her, to start squirming about again.
“BwwWwwwORP!”
Twilight lifted a hoof to her mouth and blushed lightly. “It’s not very friendly of you to make me act so rude and crass, you know?” asked Twilight as she gave a rough poke to her belly. “That’s at least the third time you’ve made me do that. It’s no wonder you were a terrible guidance counselor.” Twilight gave a sharp poke to her belly where she assumed Starlight’s head should be.
The wiggling continued for some time until Starlight finally tired out. With the mare finally calmed down somewhat for a few minutes, Twilight was able to waddle over to a sofa set off to the side and easily lay down on her side. While she settled down and got comfortable, as well as levitating a book over to peruse while digesting her huge meal, soft glorps and gurgles emanated from her bloated belly.
Twilight paid very little, if any attention, to the squirming mare in her belly. She concentrated on her book and easily forgot the world around her. As the minutes ticked by, Starlight found her strength fading fast. Her squirming and wriggling slowed until there was just the bulge she made resting peacefully. The soft groans and gurgles turned into louder glorps, gurgles, and groans that echoed in the small room.
While Twilight read, every so often there was another twitch of movement from the trapped mare. And each small twitch knocked free more gas which erupted from Twilight’s mouth. The bassy belches echoed through the room and out into the hall as a warning to what happened to the ponies who failed to do their jobs properly.
Minutes turned to hours; the defined bulge of what used to be Starlight Glimmer was rounder and smoother. It now looked more like Twilight was pregnant. By that time there was still an occasional twitch, but that was more the movements of the stomach kneading, squeezing, and squishing what was left of Starlight Glimmer. As the time ticked by, Twilight felt a large bubble of gas building and shifting. There was no way for her to hold back, so instead she just opened her mouth as wide as it could open and let out the loudest, longest, crassiest, bassy echoing belch she had ever belched in a long time.
Strands of Starlight Glimmer's mane and coat were mixed in with the belch. They fluttered out of Twilight’s wide open mouth before landing on the floor below. After the satisfying belch and with so much food in her belly, she started to get sleepy. She stretched slightly, yawned, then rolled over and off the sofa she had been resting on. She plopped to the floor on her distended belly and used it as a makeshift bed; she drifted off to sleep while mumbling, “Mmmmm… guess I’ll give you your exit interview in the morning…” before she fully passed out and snored loudly.
Twilight awoke hours later from her food coma. The first thing she spoke was just a groan as she tried to find her bearings. She was still in her office, so she must have slept there. And with the sun so high… she had spent the entire night. She glanced down to see her stomach now noticeably smaller as well as being able to see her hooves again. With her much smaller belly, her hooves were now resting on the floor. Clearing the sleep from her eyes, she smacked her dry mouth and gave a stretch.
“Hmm… thirsty…” she mumbled out before she flapped her wings a few times. Finding for the time being she was too rotund to fly, she gave a small groan when she began to plod her way out of her office. Slowly she opened the door and raised a hoof to shield her eyes. She blinked, then glanced at the nearest clock to check the actual time: it was already the afternoon. That meant that classes had already ended. All the students were gone for the day and most of the teachers were packing up to go home as well. Spike, Twilight’s number one assistant, wandered up to Twilight when she poked her head out of her office.
“Twilight! There you are!” Spike said happily. “You’re looking like you’re about done with Starlight. We decided to let you have your peace to finish everything properly.” Spike puffed out his chest. “I took the lead and helped everything run smoothly today!”
Twilight gave an appreciative smile at first, but her eyes crossed slightly when she felt something rising up her throat. Just as she was responding to Spike.
“Well, thank you forurRRurUp that SpOrrRRuPk,” belched out Twilight, right into Spike’s face.
Spike could only blush hard then give a frown as he rushed off. Twilight watched as he stormed off and she blushed. She had forgotten, once again, that belches were a thing he was into. She was about to apologize when she heard Spike muttering.
“Thanks a lot, Twi, now I gotta go hook up with Pinkie. Stupid sexy Twilight belch…” As he rounded the corner he spotted Pinkie and he cried out loudly. “Pinkie! Lemme come over, I’ll bring the special soda!”
“Ooooh! Belch party, I’m in!” came Pinkie’s over-enthusiastic reply as she scooped up the small dragon and put him on her back. He gave a pat to the back of Pinkie’s head.
“Thanks, Pinkie! Knew I could count on you! Well,” Spike said, turning to Twilight. “I guess you have to go finish with the paperwork, so I’ll see you later. Bye!” Before Twilight had a chance to respond, Spike had zipped off.
A building pressure in her lower intestine snapped Twilight back to the task at hoof. She had planned to drop the fired mare off at the edge of the school grounds, but with how quickly the pressure was building it was apparent she wouldn’t make it in time. So instead she quickly found her way to the nearest teachers’ bathroom. Sure, she was supposed to drop Starlight off on the edge of the property, but at that point, it didn’t really matter to her. The mare wasn’t there to complain and she wasn’t coming back.
The pressure in her lower intestines got stronger as the seconds ticked by. There was no time to waste, so she ran to one of the larger toilets. She slammed the stall door closed, turned to sit down and flagged her tail high. Right when she sat down she passed a large amount of gas. It echoed, amplified by the toilet bowl and the small confines of the bathroom. It was so loud the sound drowned out most of the ambient sounds around her. With a sigh of partial relief, she repositioned herself on the toilet and sighed in frustration. No matter how hard she pushed, nothing was coming out. “Should have brought,” she started. There was another grunt as she passed another large amount of gas. “A book to read… I’ll be here for a bit.”
Seconds turned to minutes. Twilight grunted, groaned, pushed, and strained, forcing out another fart. It was interrupted when what was left of Starlight finally began to pour out of Twilight’s stretched ponut. She had anticipated how much would be left of the mare which was why she chose the largest toilet in the bathroom. Unfortunately, using the largest toilet in the room ended up not helping at all. Within only a few minutes, she had completely filled the toilet to the brim and was threatening to overflow.
The flow of waste slowed until Twilight felt something lodged inside of her. She grunted and strained and pushed, trying to pass whatever was blocking her. Finally, she was able to let out a loud sigh of relief. An expression of pure relief and pleasure crossed her face as the thing blocking her came free and plopped onto the top of the filled toilet. She flopped to the dirty bathroom floor, panting and covered in sweat.
Once she was able to catch her breath, Twilight glanced up at the overflowing toilet behind her and smiled wide. The thing that had been lodged in her was the clean, pristine, white unicorn skull with the horn broken off that had belonged to Starlight. Twilight rose from where she lay, picked up the skull in her hoof and then, using her magic, she wiped herself clean and tossed the used TP on top of the pile of waste. “Eh, I’ll let the janitor take care of this mess,” Twilight mumbled before wandering back toward her office.
Once inside she glanced about to find the perfect place for the skull. Deciding it would be best to use the skull as a motivational prop, she placed it just so on her desk. Satisfied that Starlight’s punishment and her paperwork was complete, she laid back down on her sofa to nap.
