Screwball finds life in today's Equestria to be positively boring, so she hatches a plan to travel back in time, kidnap Starlight, and distract the Mane Six long enough to prevent Discord's reformation. But just who exactly is this 'Screwball' pony, and can somepony stop her before all of Equestria is engulfed in chaos?

The sequel to and spiritual successor of The Longest Trollfic Ever by Troll, which is no longer with us. Rest in Peas, you magnificent bastard.

Will reach 999,999 words when finished. Expect hourly updates.