Dungeon Report
Prisoner: #2201 Grimms Kaiser
Current Status: Under Observation
2:34 PM
Prisoner #2201, also known as Grimms Kaiser, was admitted here for killing two families in Canterlot. His sentence is still being determined as of now, for he has another court appearance tomorrow. Observation is keeping a close watch on him.
Day 2
3:45 AM
Prisoner has still not slept for the entire day. Instead, he sits still on his bed, humming songs. We keep telling him to rest, but to no avail. He’ll suffer the consequences of sleep denervation tomorrow for sure. Celestia has ordered a new judge for the case, since she has other official business she needs to attend to. Judge Order is now the current judge for the case.
5:14 PM
Still, little progress has been made on the case. Evidence is short, but the lawyers are pushing it harder than any other case I’ve seen. Prisoner receives random jolts of energy every now and then, even though he stayed up all night yesterday. According to a report, the prisoner had a smirk on his face the entire trial. He would barely blink and occasionally, he would examine the room he was in. From what I can tell, this guy is some kind of freak.
Day 3
12:53 AM
Prisoner still refuses to sleep, and keeps on humming songs to himself in the room out loud. According to the guards, they get chills down their spine every time they hear him hum the songs.
This bastard is a damn machine; even I couldn’t stay up that long!
6:32 PM
Court got out late today. Still no verdict as of yet, but those lawyers are really fighting in there. However, I think the prosecutors might be winning. According to today’s report, the prisoner, today, stared at the judge the entire time, even when he was put to the stand.
7:21 PM
Five minutes ago, the prisoner asked for a piece of paper and a feather and some ink. We refused to give it to him, but he pressed on. Eventually we ended up giving him his demands. A few minutes later, he called for the guard and gave him a “story” he wrote. It was barely eligible, but what we could make of it, was that it was about some other pony, which was the spawn of evil, come into his home, and kill everyone he loved. So what we can make from this is that he was most likely a victim of a family killing, but that still doesn’t give him an excuse for what he has done. The most disturbing aspect however, was a picture he drew on the back. It was a crude drawing of a little filly, no older than nine or ten. On top of her, letters spelled out “Bitch is dead”.
Day 4
1:21 AM
Prisoner still refuses to sleep. His former guard has quit his job in this prisoner, so a new one was hired. Ever since he joined, the guard said he has become very disturbed by him. I don’t know how much longer we can take from him, but his verdict better be given out quickly.
8:27 PM
Today, Grimms has been finally sentenced to banishment to the moon, but it’s not until three more days. I’m praying to Celestia to make these final days that we have him pass by quickly. I even started to notice that his humming is getting progressively louder by the days.
Day 5
12:03 AM
[Personal Letter from Celestia]
Dear Canterlot Dungeon,
I have just been notified that your prisoner, Grimms Kaiser has been sentenced to banishment. I am willing to do this task; however, I also have been notified that Grimms has been injured by High Alert (writer of the first few documents). I hope you know that this is unacceptable under any circumstance! If such thing is to happen again, then I will send my personal guard to stage a full investigation of the prison.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
[End of letter]
Day 6
(New document writer has been hired)
5:46 AM
I can’t stand this shit anymore! Damn Grimms has been screwing with my mind the entire time! No…
I can’t give in yet! He wants me to do it; I just know it! I need to control myself!
Damn him; he’s singing a new tune!
7:32 PM
[Letter from Princess Celestia]
Dear Canterlot Dungeon,
I had strictly said that no pony is to injure another prisoner again or my personal guard will come in and launch a full investigation! You leave me with no other choice than to do this because of what that writer did! They’ll be over in three hours.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
[End of letter]
10:46 PM
(Another writer has been hired)
Tonight, the guards searched the entire prison for any other signs of abuse towards the prisoners. The infamous Grimms Kaiser has suffered severe beatings by the other writers to the head, in the rib cage, and one of them almost broke his leg. However, the pain doesn’t seem to bother him; he continues to hum and chuckle from time to time. After reading some of these records of him, I have decided to purchase some ear-plugs to try and block out his singing.
The Royal Guard is still in the dungeon and they are watching over our every single step we make. If one of us screws up only once, I hope our punishment is not major.
Day 7
12:03 AM
The Royal Guard has left due to Grimm’s continued, disturbing humming. I can’t take much more of it either, but I must stay strong unlike the others. Most of the guards had already left, so it’s just a handful of us left staying on duty. One of the guards had lost his mind and had exited the dungeon laughing his head off. We have no word from him as of yet, but I hope he’s okay. Some even say that the other prisoners have been totally drained of emotion. One stated that even when given food, Prisoner #3234 still didn’t respond, just with an expression of shock. They’ve listened to Grimms’ humming for so long, that they just gave up.
If I can last for a few more hours until Grimms is banished, I can survive!
8:43 AM
Grimms was released early this morning by guards and taken to the courtroom by guards. A lot of ponies were there, even me. Celestia came out from the judge’s chambers, gave a small lecture to Grimms, and soon, began the ritual to banish him. While I was there, I had a feeling of sudden fear. Maybe it was because Grimms was smiling the entire time, even when Celestia was at her peak of rage.
After the banishment, I came back here. I felt so good that Grimms was finally gone, and I wanted to celebrate, however no pony at the guard’s quarters didn’t want to as soon as I saw the expression on their faces. They seemed excited he was gone, but they weren’t acting like how they were supposed to.
I think I might work here for a few months or so before I retire.
11:32 PM
I’m going to write this quickly and briefly before I get the hell out of here!
While on duty, I heard some odd humming coming down from the cells. As I looked into Grimms’ old cell, I saw him there, the same, smiling, disturbing Grimms. I went and reported this to the guards, but they called me crazy. However, after I persisted, they decided to follow me. They looked the same way I did when they saw him…
They opened the door, but as soon as they did, Grimms rushed at them, striking them dead with heavy beatings. I have been told that Grimms did have a severe case of schizophrenia, but I never knew he would be that strong off his medication!
I left the guards there. I can still hear one of them screaming in pain. If anyone is reading this, lockdown the dungeon and report this to any one of the princesses immediately!
If anyone asks, I’ll be living with a cousin of mine in Ponyville.
Day 8
9:34 AM
Dear Canterlot Dungeon,
I’ve heard about Grimms’ breakout in the dungeon, and I’m ordering you to lockdown the area in the case if Grimms is still in there. Upon further investigation, I have found out that the prisoner I banished was actually Grimms’ cell mate who was disguised as him. How he got the exact mane and coat color is unknown at the time, but I am sending him in for further investigation.
I am dispersing out my guards into the city in the case if Grimms is in Canterlot. He is a dangerous colt and he must be found no matter what!
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
[End of letter]
Day 11
1:53 PM
Dear Mayor,
This is an official order to lockdown Ponyville as soon as you get this.
This morning, two Royal Guard personnel found the torn up remains of our document writer, as well as his supposed cousin. Because of this, we have a suspicion that one of our prisoners has escaped. Be aware that he is a dangerous threat.
Do not alert the general public. We are sending in a SPS (Secret Pegasus Service) air team to bring in a heavy storm. Tell everyone to stay indoors until the storm passes, meaning until we find the prisoner.
Sincerely,
Warden of the Canterlot Dungeon
Date is unknown…
Today we found a gruesome discovery. As a few guards from Canterlot were searching Ponyville, they came across Prisoner #2201’s cut up corpse inside an abandoned home. A chunk of his ribs were missing as well as a hind-leg. The oddest aspect of the scene, however, was that, even in death Grimms still smiled like the bitch he was. From our autopsy, most of his blood had been already drained by something, yet no pony knows as of now.
At least we can get on with our lives and thank Celestia we don’t have to spend time in the nuthouse.
Now, we can get back on track with all the disappearances happening in Ponyville…
