Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk all grinned widely as they entered Crystal Prep's cafeteria and began to sing. Months of planning and preparation went into this moment. They had successfully infiltrated the academy, taking time to learn the name of every student because the author got sick of writing the word "student". Seriously, he used that word thirty-three times in the prequel. Thirty-three!

The Dazzlings knew for a fact that everyone was here, except the Principal, Abacus Cinch. She came down with a serious case of the author can't stand her. It's a good thing that was a rare disease, but she had the dubious honor of being the first case.

The Dazzlings got plenty of pussy while at Canterlot, and wanted even more at Crystal Prep. And cock. They got the shaft from shafts last time, and they didn't care who penetrated them. Everyone was going to fuck like kings and queens!

The sirens finished their song, and they looked around lustfully as clothes began to fly until they noticed Lemon Zest banging her head to a tune. Adagio slapped the palm of her hand to her face. "Oh, for the love of analingus. Why is there always at least one person wearing headphones?!" She walked up to the student-dammit! So sick of writing that fucking word!

Adagio walked up to Lemon Zest and took of her headphones. "Hey, what gives?" The siren sang and watched gleefully as Lemon's anger gave way to visible horniness.

A series of gasps and screams caused her to turn around as everyone else ran around and desperately tried to cover themselves up.

A purple teenager (so much better than saying "student"...) with white hair walked up to Adagio, glaring at her. "Okay," Sugarcoat said as she adjusted her glasses. "I have three questions. One," She held up her pointer finger. "What the fuck?" She held up her middle finger, making a peace sign. "Two: What the fuck?" She added her ring finger. "And three: What the fucking fuck?!"

Those very same questions swirled around Adagio's head as she stared at Sugarcoat's tits for a moment, then shook her head rapidly. Before she could speak, her two sisters sang once more and the students all ran towards each other and began making out again.

Adagio blinked in surprise, then squeaked as Sugarcoat kissed her, gliding her tongue across the siren's teeth. Both mouths opened and their tongues fought each other fiercely. Oh, yeah... that's what Adagio wanted. The only thing that would make it better would be- Her eyes shot open as she felt her leggings begin to peel off. Sugarcoat deepened the kiss and moaned seductively into her mouth.

Adagio closed her eyes as she felt her panties being removed, then gasped when Sugarcoat broke the kiss. "Huh... wha..." In a flash, the bespectacled teenager took off all of the siren's clothes and smiled lewdly as she groped her rack. Adagio could feel her arousal dripping down her inner thigh, and it was driving her mad with lust. She walked towards Sugarcoat, only for her tits to be grabbed from behind by a dark blue student.

"You wanna know why I'm called Pokey Pierce," a horny male voice asked.

Adagio's eyes widened as giddiness took over. "I'd rather feel why," she said, using a tone of voice that once caused a whole village of ponies to fuck her. Ahh, good times.

"Well said, Adagio Dazzle. Well said." Pokey slowly inserted his cock into the siren, causing her to let out a loud moan of lust.

"Ohhhhh, f-f-f-f-fuck!" Adagio's tongue lolled out. She couldn't remember the last time she was filled, and almost came when Pokey hilted her.

Sugarcoat folded her arms and scoffed. "What am I, chopped liver?"

"No," Adagio said as she wore a lewd smile. "You're next." She turned her head to face Pokey. "Fuck and kiss me at the same time like your life depends on it or I will make it my life's mission to ensure this is the last time you get laid." She gasped as she felt his cock twitch inside her.

"Keep talking like that and I'll do my best to make sure you walk funny for the next week."

Adagio chuckled. "I like your attitude. Now enough talk, give me your tongue and all your jizz!" Pokey nodded, then kissed her hard and deep as he thrust in and out of her. The siren moaned loudly and heartily as her tongue lashed furiously in her partner's mouth.

Sugarcoat stared at Pokey and Adagio's intense fucking, her eyes wide open. She slowly lowered her hand to masturbate until she felt someone breathe down her neck. "Do you have any idea how badly I've wanted to fuck you since the day I saw you?" She turned around to see a light blue studen-son of a bitch! You know what? Fuck it. Student student student student student! I hope you're all happy now. As soon as I finish this I'm going to go cry in a corner. She turned around to see a light blue student with sunglasses. "Name's Neon Lights."

Sugarcoat quirked an eyebrow. "You think you're hot stuff, huh?" She turned around and glanced at Neon's member. "Hmm. Not bad. I'll give you a shot, but you better be worth my time."

Neon grinned lewdly as he grabbed Sugarcoat's rack, causing her to moan softly. He began to suck at the base of her neck, eliciting another soft moan and a sigh. He let go, creating a small popping noise. "Okay, now check me out," he said confidently.

Sugarcoat turned around and gasped at Neon's raging erection. "Oh sweet Jesus..." His cock twitched slightly as she knelt down and started to stroke it.

Neon let out a soft moan and closed his eyes, then hissed through his teeth as Sugarcoat slowly inserted his cock into her mouth.

Sugarcoat moaned seductively as she licked and sucked her partner's cock for several minutes. She stopped, then grinned widely as she got back up on her feet. "You better feel as good as you taste," she said as she positioned her sex above his manhood. She moaned loudly as Neon penetrated her, then kissed her as hard and deep as his thrusting.

Aria Blaze walked through the cafeteria, completely naked. She scanned the room, enjoying the sights and sounds of the mass carnal desire. All she needed to do was find someone willing... shouldn't be too hard, considering the atmosphere.

"Miss Blaze!"

Aria blinked and turned around to see a grey bespectacled student/teen/person, holding the hand of a light yellow student/teen person. "Jet Set. Upper Crust." She looked them over appraisingly, then smiled. "I'm guessing you're both looking for a three-way?"

Upper Crust nodded. "We need something to spice up our sex lives."

"All right, but on one condition," Aria said, holding up a pointer finger.

Jet Set raised an eyebrow as he folded his arms. "And that is?"

"I want your jizz inside me."

Jet Set and Upper Crust exchanged uncertain glances.

"Oh, relax," Aria said as she rolled her eyes. "I'll make sure to get the both of you off, I just haven't had cock in ages!"

Jet Set and Upper Crust conversed with each other for a moment, then nodded. "We accept your condition."

"Perfect."

Jet Set went behind Aria and began massaging her tits while Upper Crust stuck her tongue in the siren's womanhood. She gasped, then moaned as she closed her eyes, gently stroking Crust's hair.

Several moments passed, and Upper Crust took her tongue out. "I do believe she is ready."

Aria blinked, then let out a loud moan as she felt Jet Set slowly penetrate her. "H-Holy shit," she exclaimed breathily. "I forgot how good it felt to have a cock inside me..." She moaned again as her partner began thrusting in and out of her. "K... Kiss me hard, Jet Set..." He did so, and their tongues danced furiously as Upper Crust dragged her own tongue along the siren's body, increasing her pleasure.

Sonata Dusk giddily walked through the cafeteria, searching for her first prey. Getting filled with baby batter was one thing to her, but swallowing? Fuck, she had jizz for breakfast! ...Actually, no. She would if she could, though!

"'Scuze me, miss!"

Sonata turned around to see a tan young man with white freckles and scruffy yellow hair. His green eyes shone as he grinned.

"Applejack," Sonata exclaimed, beaming. "What are you doing here, and why did you get a sex change?"

The newcomer blinked in confusion. "Sorry, miss. Don't think I've ever met an 'Applejack' before." He gestured to himself. "Me name's Ragamuffin, an' me appearance 'ere is only 'alf as forced as me accent, it is, it is!"

Now it was Sonata's turn to blink in confusion. She began to space out as she stared into Ragamuffin's eyes, the only thought running through her head being tantamount to a slideshow of masturbating fish. Ahh, the good old days of family outings...

"Miss?" Ragamuffin tilted his head.

"Kill me." Sonata said cheerfully.

"What?"

"What?" Sonata blinked again.

Ragamuffin opened his mouth, then closed it.

"You want a blowjob," Sonata asked alluringly.

"That's sounds cracking good!" Ragamuffin unzipped his pants as the siren shuddered. She took his length into her mouth, gliding her tongue in a way that only one with centuries of experience could pull off. "Cor, blimey, this is better than watching a cricket match, eh wot?"

Sonata nearly threw up in her mouth. His "accent" was killing her libido! She needed a distraction... scanning the cafeteria desperately, she found a bespectacled purple teen wearing her purple and rose hair in a bun. "Twilight," she called out. "Can you make out with this guy?" she gestured to Ragamuffin.

Twilight Sparkle glanced in Sonata's direction and took stock of the man before her. She cupped her chin in thought for a moment, then shrugged. "Eh, why not?"

"Smashing, innit!"

Sonata felt a headache the size of her father's cock inbound. Don't ask.

Twilight ran over to Ragamuffin and kissed him passionately, moaning seductively into his mouth as she fiddled with her phone for a moment, then handed it to Sonata. On her phone was a message.

Sweet mother of dubious consent, no wonder you wanted me to shut this guy up!

Twilight grabbed her phone and typed another message, then gave it back to Sonata.

Hurry up and suck his cock, he kisses just as well as he speaks!

Sonata immediately engulfed Ragamuffin's girth, then let out a hearty moan as she felt herself being penetrated from behind. She didn't care who it was, she just wanted to enjoy the ride.

In the halls of Crystal Prep Academy, a pair of hot pink stiletto heels clacked on the floor for several moments, then stopped. The owner of said heels shuddered, then grinned widely and began to head to the cafeteria.

Adagio was on the verge of cumming hard, moaning luridly as her eyes began to roll back. "Don't... stop... c-cum inside me!" Pokey grunted, then let out a strangled moan as his orgasm burst from his cock. The siren shrieked in bliss as she felt the heat of a man's seed flow through her nether regions for the first time in eons, then sagged with a sigh of satisfaction. How did she ever survive all this time without getting fucked by a man?! Next time she'd take both cock and pussy simultaneously!

Sugarcoat cried out as Neon came inside her, each rope of his man milk further stimulating her until she could no longer take it. She held onto her partner tightly, climaxing all over the floor with one last moan. "F-F-Fuck..."

Adagio and Sugarcoat detached themselves from their partners and grinned.

"Wait," Adagio said, holding up a finger.

"What?" Sugarcoat raised an eyebrow and folded her arms.

"Let's switch partners."

Sugarcoat scowled. "I thought you were going to fuck me next."

"I promise I'll fuck you next... I just miss being jizzed inside. Besides," Adagio said gestured to Pokey. "This guy fucks like you wouldn't believe!"

Neon walked in front of Sugarcoat with a huge smile. "I've always wanted to fuck Adagio, anyway."

"Fine," Sugarcoat fumed until Pokey impaled her slowly. "Whoa..." she let out a soft moan as he gently caressed her rack.

"If it makes you feel better, I can..." Adagio's breath caught as Neon slowly hilted her, causing the siren to moan. "I... can make out with you while we get fucked."

Sugarcoat grinned. "You're on."

Jet Set thrusted in and out of Aria vigorously as he felt an orgasm begin to build. The siren wasn't too far behind either as she aggressively tongue-fucked Upper Crust's womanhood. "I... I..." He pulled back for one final thrust. "It's free real estaaaaate!"

Before Aria could react properly, she felt several bursts of heat shoot inside her, pushing her over the edge into an intense climax. She grabbed Upper Crust's ass, sticking her tongue inside her love canal to complete a domino effect of orgasms. The trio laid on the floor, panting to catch their breaths.

Aria was the first to get back up. She gave Jet Set an incredulous look. "What in the name of queefing was that?!"

"What?" Jet Set continued panting. "Cheap... housing... turns me on!"

Aria looked to Upper Crust, who simply shrugged. "It's true. It really does." The siren rolled her eyes, then searched for someone else to fuck.

"What up, girl," An all too familiar voice shouted, just seconds before Aria felt a hearty slap on her back.

Only one person would have the guts to do something like that... Aria turned around and gave the slapper a long, deep and passionate kiss as she buried her hands in long green and silver streaked hair. Breaking the kiss, she gazed lovingly at her girlfriend.

"Holy shit," Lemon Zest said dreamily.

Sonata continued sucking Ragamuffin's cock as she felt an incoming orgasm thanks to her mystery partner. Come on, Twilight... hold out just a little bit longer!

Twilight broke her kiss, and put a hand to her mouth. She ran like a madwoman to the nearest garbage can and began vomiting with an inhuman vengeance.

HRRRRAAWRRRLLF!

Sonata winced momentarily, then heard Ragamuffin grunt loudly as he jizzed violently inside her mouth. Were it not for her siren endurance, she would likely have choked to death!

HRBLRFGH!

Ragamuffin sighed, then collapsed. "Cheers..." He faded away, ascending to a higher plane of existence, never to be heard from again.

HRAWWWWRG!

Sonata heard another grunt, and a low, guttural moan as the heat of someone's seed spread through her. She came hard, babbling more incoherently than normal. That's how you know it was a good orgasm.

HRBLRGHR!

Sonata felt her partner detach as she collapsed to the ground. The siren was almost afraid to find out who fucked her. What if he was another poser like that Ragamuffin? Or worse... a smug hipster who thinks he's charming?! She took a deep breath, then turned around...

"Hello, there," Trenderhoof said, sporting a shit-eating grin as he winked.

Sonata blinked. He's so fucking hot! She promptly jumped him, bringing him to the floor.

The hot pink stilettos closed in on the cafeteria, with multitudes more pairs of feet behind. The mysterious woman grinned widely...

Twilight Sparkle finished emptying her stomach, blinking in surprise as she saw Indigo Zap and Sour Sweet powerfucking Sunny Flare via double penetration.

Meanwhile, Aria and Lemon Zest continued to stare at each other as they began to reminisce about how their relationship began...

...only for the cafeteria doors to fly open, leaving no time for their touching and well thought-out backstory.

There, standing at the forefront, was Dean Mi Amore Cadenza, also known as The Dean of Love. Her pink skin glistened in cafeteria lights as her light purple eyes glimmered with excitement. All sexual activity stopped as she stood still, eyeing every single student. Silence reigned for several moments until she shrieked, ululating in such a manner that would make a warrior princess climax in an instant. Cadenza flipped into the center of the lunchroom, then raised a hand in the air, pressing her thumb and middle finger together.

"Oh, shit..." Adagio grinned widely. Sonata squealed in anticipation, and Aria sighed.

Mi Amore Cadenza snapped her finger, sending a shockwave throughout the cafeteria that caused everyone to climax, including herself.

Once recovered, the school's janitor took a look inside the room and saw the mess that was just made. His eyes widened. "Oh, hell to the no!" He ran at top speed, not daring to look back. "YEET!"

Ignoring the sudden departure of a staff member, Cadenza looked to the rest of the staff. "Chaarrrrge!" Everyone joined in on the orgy, fucking those who survived the Dean of Love's snap. Thus began an orgy far too fantastic for words to describe...

Dean Mi Amore Cadenza collapsed onto the floor after an undetermined amount of time, being the last one to fall. With the last of her energy, she crawled up to the sirens with a smile. "That was the best orgy I've ever had..."

Adagio grinned. "Glad we could help. That snap was amazing."

Cadenza laughed. "Thank you... I can only do that once per year, and I wanted to save it for the Friendship Games..."

Adagio quirked an eyebrow. "The Friendship Games, huh?"

Later still, there was another ominous pair of heels clacking down the halls, making their way to the cafeteria. Could it be...? The figure reached the lunchroom.

"What in the name of my reputation and legacy?!"

Holy shit, it is!

Abacus Cinch stood still, slack-jawed at the scene before her.

"Sex?!"

Her eyes darted around the room.

"Love?!"

Sweat began to form on her brow.

"HAPPINESS?!"

She hyperventilated.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Abacus Cinch fled, flailing her arms like a wacky waving inflatable tube woman.

Author's Note

The Dazzlings, Shadowbolts and Wondercolts will return in the cum-clusion to this trilogy of titillation:

The Friendship Games with Benefits