SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past

"The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says.

"Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts.

"Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts.

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says.

"Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says.

"Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in.

"OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers.

"Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says.

"Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother.

"Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says.

"Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says.

"HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts.

"Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts.

"Pingas", Mario replies.

"Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..."

"HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts.

"Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls.

"Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad.

Mario, what the hell?!, the midget shouts.

"Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says.

"Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him.

"You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts.

"Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!"

"Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him.

"You all right?", the fatass says.

"That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them.

"Damn it", SMG3 says.

"Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks.

"Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time.

"Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says.

"How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion.

"Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says.

"Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout.

A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal.

In the Everfree Forest...

"OOF! Goddammit! Mario? Luigi? Anybody?", the YouTuber says.

"Get off of me!", SMG3 says.

"This is what I do, I sit on you. Sit on you. Sit on you. This is what I do, I sit on you." SMG3 stood up, causing SMG4 to fall. "What'd that fatass do this time?!"

"Better question, where are we?", SMG3 asks.

"Simple. We're in the magical land of Equestria. I recognize this place because it's what I use for Teletubbieland", SMG4 says.

"Where's Mario and Luigi?", SMG3 asks.

In Canterlot...

"Oh... mamma-mia. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees the Crystal Heart. "Oooooh. Touch." An alarm blares. Mario runs.

In the cave where the Tree of Harmony resides...

"Oooooh." He takes the Elements of Harmony. "Ha-ha-ha. Yippee!"

Deep in the Everfree Forest...

"What is this place?", Luigi asks. He hears something.

Castle That Never Dies

In a time of tribulation, where the walls seem to have cracked and crumbled underneath you... What must you do for your kingdom when all you want to do is run and find help? You travel the darkened fields in search for an answer... But you're not alone... You find another castle crumbling and another ruler seeking for help. Lost within the gaze of a doppelganger identity, you seek to help rebuild each others castle...
But what happens when both paths intertwine too emotionally... Something you already had and felt strong having throughout the future, lost within the ideology of a brand new light... You infatuate yourself into this life, doing everything you can to keep it close to you, feeling like everything you had was dying and in desperate need of a bright new future...
You find later down the line that what you seeked was already there in front of you, but because of your infatuation with making somebody elses castle yours as well, you crumble the foundations of everything around you. Your henchmen, unsure of what to do, scatter across the field, becoming nothing more than a pack of wild boar, not sure where their prey is...
Your consellors, giving you the very thing you needed to stay strong, but at the end of the day, did you really want to be proven wrong again?... Your ideology of making things right set you on an egosentric adventure to try and rectify this yourself... But when you know your light has been jaded, do you really know where the right way is deep down? You meet at a crossing point, where everyone around you is trying to fix things without their ruler, creating a new empire for themselves, but can only find so much wrong with it when they realize they were the very thing that kept the castle going... They run in aid in a desperate persistance to get you back to your kingdom to rule again... But so much has happened. Eventually two sides are now fighting over you, which castle do you take, which is right and which is wrong... A war begins to erupt, every side in a vicious circle pit, and you're the toy kicked around... Suddenly, you flee, you run to the farthest ends of the world to seek your own choices, believing you had finally escaped, you found a magical lake, a spirit emerges, but it isn't scary... Because that spirit is you... Trying to talk to yourself, trying to find the things that went wrong, the things that went right... Oh how you yearned for your life to be back the way it used to be, where your kingdoms stood tall, and in the event of your bricks crumbling, act upon it as quickly as possible instead of running for an unpersuable dream...
The realization, the epiphany, the very things around you already building back the past for themselves... You are given the most powerful sword you've ever seen, a magical weapon that when pushed into the ground and into the belly of the beast, turns everything back to the way it was... Your kingdoms are stronger again, but everything that you ever learned about the future... Stays with you...
What does this mean to you fellow traveller? It means don't take anything that fills you with peace for granted. If a dark shadow is emerging over this once peaceful land, cast it away with everything you've got, try to fix it instead of destroy it... Don't let yourself get caught up in somebody elses life when you have your very own to live... When greeted to a new life when your own was very fine, learn to negate it and stay true and loyal to your journey
No matter what shadow comes over you, and no matter what peace you find, never go through life regretting a single thing. Your book is your own, and if written the right way, can be the very thing that makes you interesting to read. Every warrior has their scars... But it takes actions with those scars to rectify their entire existance...
What can you do with your scars?...
Rebuild this Castle... That never dies...

"What?", Luigi says.