SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past
Friendship Is Magic
Previous ChapterNext ChapterNighttime. The Mane Six are fast asleep. In one of the classrooms, Luke(?) looks at a map of Equestria. SMG3 walks in. "Luke? What are you doing up so early? It's 3 AM."
"Hmm? Oh. It's you. Listen. Enzo will find us at any given moment", Luke(?) says.
"I don't think so. If he knew where we were, we would've been ambushed by now", SMG3 says.
"Anyways, we need to figure out a way to stop Enzo and the Teletubbies from taking Equestria to the prehistoric times."
"That made no sense."
"Didn't you hear what I said about how Equestria was like millions of years ago? Equestria will perish unless we do something. These ponies need Equestria. And we need-"
"Friendship!", SMG3 interrupts. "Throughout this journey, we have developed a bond as friends. We're like Tom and Jerry. We can't survive without each other."
"We are not friends. We're enemies who can't see eye-to-eye on fucking ANYTHING! I fucking hate you and I always will! You ruined my birthday along with those meddling friends of yours!"
"Wait... birthday?" The terrified anti-hero runs into Luke's room to find him fast asleep. "Then that means..." He turns around. "Enzo!"
"ATTACK!" Teletubbies surrond the School of Friendship. The rest of the heroes wake up and try to escape. "There's no escape from me: the great and all-powerful Enzo! Prepare to see your world ripped apart, little ponies! The takeover begins today!" The psychopathic madman and his army walk towards Ponyville. Meanwhile, in the school, the gang try to get out.
"It's locked! Enzo put some kind of magical lock on the school, stronger than Neighsay's!", Twilight says.
"Twilight, you taught me that friendship is magic. Now, let me help you", SMG3 says. Using all of his might, he breaks the lock and bursts through the door. He defeats the Teletubbies surrounding the school. "A castle never truly dies."
"Wait... I heard that somewhere before. When I first arrived", Luigi says.
"I think that was Big Mac", Applejack says.
Override And Conquer
We will not be a slave to man
We will not be moved by the coroner
We are given one shot at life
And it's now
Override and conquer
With a legion made of titanium
A sacrifice for the cranium
United nations will flourish
No perish
There's nothing left to vanquish
Can we choose the light over dark?
Can we forward the notion sent from afar?
Totalitarian sanction
The ransom is nothing short of handsome
Shadows low, but low and behold
You're getting cold
We will not be a slave to man
We will not be moved by the coroner
We are given one shot at life
And it's now
Override and conquer
Have a heart for the fallen kind
Pick them up when they play your very mind
Take back your number one
In this slumber
Override and conquer
Weakness
(Suicide)
Vengeance
(Plunder)
Virus
(Override)
Walls
(Conquer)
When democracy has evaporated
Prime solutions made by the naked
Let us dance to the silence
Defiance
Is nothing short of violence
Regurgitating our right to speak
They threw it back with a killing streak
Futile madness ran total rapid
Like acid
They ran like river rapids
But like a tide we were strong
You don't belong
We will not be a slave to man
We will not be moved by the coroner
We are given one shot at life
And it's now
Override and conquer
Have a heart for the fallen kind
Pick them up when they play your very mind
Take back your number one
In this slumber
Override and conquer
Weakness
(Suicide)
Vengeance
(Plunder)
Virus
(Override)
Walls
(Conquer)
If anybody can hear me, you've done it. You've surpassed your mentality and entered the near impossible. You're in grave danger, divided and annihilated. This world is out to get you. Weakness will be punished. Silence will be tortured. Break these walls down, fellow citizen. Override and conquer. (Override and conquer!)
We will not be a slave to man
We will not be moved by the coroner
We are given one shot at life
And it's now
Override and conquer
Have a heart for the fallen kind
Pick them up when they play your very mind
Weakness
(Suicide)
Vengeance
(Plunder)
Virus
(Override)
Walls
(Conquer)
You will fight
This is not your time
You will fight with a soul of thunder
You've held back long enough
And now
Override and conquer
Reignite when you're in your prime
There's no room in hell
Not anymore
They'll try but the end is nigh
Now empower
Override and conquer
Weakness
(Suicide)
Vengeance
(Plunder)
Virus
(Override)
Walls
(Conquer)
(Override and conquer)
They will bow
Unfortunately, more Teletubbies arrived on the scene, and this time, they had more advanced weaponry. "We got this! TOGETHER!", SMG3 bellows. The ten heroes charge into battle!
"Yee-haw!", Applejack hollers as she kicks a Teletubbie.
"Burrito-Looking Machine, go!", Mario shouts as he throws the Portal gun at a Teletubbie. "YEAHHH!" Two Teletubbies close in on Luigi, who uses his Poltergust 3000 to inhale the Teletubbies. Pinkie Pie uses her party cannon to send a group of Teletubbies flying. Fluttershy uses her cuteness to distract the Teletubbies.
"What the hell are you doing?", a Teletubbie asks.
"I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!", Fluttershy replies. Just then, Rainbow Dash pummels the Teletubbies surrounding Fluttershy. Soon enough, the battle ends. But the heroes are too late. Enzo has already begun the Teletubbiepocalypse.
Ascend through the darkness into light!
Begin the curse, holding up so high!
So we can be free together!
Embrace the endless forever!
For darkness and light are eternally temporal, the only way we can climb is by being brought back down again. Such as the day we finally ascend from the iris.
Teletubbies everywhere are terrorizing innocent ponies. The Mane Six immediately run into the town, only to be repelled by Enzo. "Enzo is getting stronger every minute! In no time, he'll be unstoppable! We have to get past Enzo and stop the Teletubbiepocalypse!", SMG4 says.
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