SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past
The Mane Six
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"How'd you guys even get here?", Twilight asks.
"Well, it's kind of a long story", SMG4 replies.
A flashback shows what happened.
"The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says.
"Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts.
"Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts.
"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says.
"Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says.
"Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in.
"OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers.
"Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says.
"Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother.
"Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says.
"Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says.
"HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts.
"Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts.
"Pingas", Mario replies.
"Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..."
"HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts.
"Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls.
"Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad.
Mario, what the hell?!, the midget shouts.
"Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says.
"Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him.
"You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts.
"Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!"
"Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him.
"You all right?", the fatass says.
"That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them.
"Damn it", SMG3 says.
"Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks.
"Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time.
"Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says.
"How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion.
"Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says.
"Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout.
A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal.
Back in the present...
"Maybe not that long. Anyways, we need to find the Elements of Harmony. However, that means we need to find Mario", SMG4 says.
"How'd you guys get separated?", Twilight asks.
"Maybe the wand was unstable. It's used by a rock."
"I found a surveillance camera. It could lead to Mario's whereabouts", SMG3 says.
The camera plays. It shows Mario hiding the Elements of Harmony.
"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off.
"He... ATE MY ELEMENT?! WHAT THE HAY?!", Rainbow Dash yells.
"That doesn't matter. The fact is that we now know where the Elements are. We had to find them now", SMG4 says.
"What about the brothers?", the doppelganger asks.
"Fine. We'll look for the brothers first" The eight heroes walk out.
Draw The Line
For the longest time you've picked it all up,
And they take you down again.
Dominated;
Annihilated.
Such relentless dread,
One more day of this anarchy,
Will drown us all.
We were dealt the weakest hand from fate,
And now they demonize our traits.
No more consequences;
The time's of essence;
You've had enough.
No more hate;
No more distaste;
No more denial;
We take the ground
And mark where we were damned.
We are the burning tides (We are the burning tides)
We take the throne and climb (We take the throne and climb)
This is the core of our prime (This is the core of our prime)
Seek and destroy,
Reclaim and draw the line,
And cease the war.
One more time we eradicate
And drown them all.
Look at what they have done to you
For the longest time;
You were forced to comply with your strings
In a toxic pantomime.
We are the burning tides (We are the burning tides)
We take the throne and climb (We take the throne and climb)
This is the core of our prime (This is the core of our prime)
Seek and destroy,
Reclaim and draw the line.
Screaming thousands of times again.
You have had it up to here with your fears
In this bloodbath of sovereign!
You can hide away the bruises and tears!
No more;
Move on;
Your power needs no proof to bare!
Stand up;
Stand out;
Make what you define.
This is the climb!
So draw. The. Line!
We are the burning tides (We are the burning tides)
We take the throne and climb (We take the throne and climb)
This is the core of our prime (This is the core of our prime)
Seek and destroy,
Reclaim and draw the line,
And cease the war!
As the eight heroes walk out, there are confronted by an army of Teletubbies. "Eh-oh! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!", the cute but dangerous creatures say.
"Oh, crap. Kamehameha!", the YouTuber shouts. SMG4 destroys the wave of Teletubbies. The eight heroes run off.
"Hmmm... interesting. There's more power here. I must have it all. And this time, nobody can stop me! My revenge will soon be final! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", Enzo says.
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