SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past

"Now, where in tarnation is that green guy?", Applejack asks.

"How am I supposed to know?! My nemesis created these monstrosities! After this is all over, he will feel my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", SMG3 replies.

"Please, don't do that. That's scary...'", Fluttershy says. SMG3 turns around. He sees Fluttershy.

"Oh. Umm... sorry? I sometimes get caught up in my monologuing." The anti-hero boops Fluttershy on the nose, and she giggles. "You're cuter than I thought." Suddenly, a green Teletubbie with a chainsaw appears.

"Give me your PINGAS!", the crazed maniacal furry piece of shit says. The four heroes jump in surprise.

"I've got this!" Rarity leaps at the Teletubbie, but the chainsaw cuts her front right leg off! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rarity screams in agony as her blood spills out.

"Rarity!" Fluttershy runs to her friend's side. She picks up Rarity's disembodied leg and Rarity uses her magic to reattach her leg. SMG3 goes 1v1 against the crazy chainsaw Teletubbie. Suddenly, a vacuum inhales the Teletubbie.

"Need some help?" Luigi has his Poltergust 3000. "There's a setting that can suck Teletubbies. Very useful, especially since we're dealing with Teletubbies." Luigi notices Rarity's blood. "Huh?" He notices the unconscious unicorn. He picks her up. "Let's go. I saw the others go this way." The others follow him.

In Ponyville...

"Yeah, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!", the YouTuber shouts happily.

"She lost a great amount of blood. Can you help her?", Luigi asks.

"Let's hope", Twilight replies. Suddenly, a red Teletubbie appears and destroys the Poltergust 3000, freeing the green Teletubbie! A bloodied and beaten Enzo appears.

"Finally! Teletubbies, attack..." He faints. Mario pulls out the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the Teletubbies.

"No, you don't! No, you don't! Prepare to see Mario's Tunnel of Doom! Very scary!" He shoots the gun under the Teletubbies. They fall through. They end up in the Dragon Lands, in a pool of lava.

"No..." The villain limps away. "I am inevitable." Applejack lassos Enzo's leg and hangs him upside-down. The villain smirks. "Fools. My Teletubbies are all across Equestria. They know where I am. I have Tartarus' magic inside of me!" He unleashes a mighty wave of energy, blowing the heroes back. "TELETUBBIES, ATTACK!" An army of Teletubbies appear. However, Mario takes out a golden eye on a necklace. SMG4 looks at the Italian with wonder. Using the Eye of Agamotto, he creates a massive portal under the Teletubbies, sending them to Hell. He does the same to Enzo, except he's already gone.

"He's getting away!" Rainbow Dash starts to fly after Enzo, but a restored Rarity stops her.

"We have to find the Elements first."

"Rarity's right. Mario, lead the way", Twilight says.

Kings And Queens

One more shot hits the throat
Two more times he let go
Three ways to die, not gonna lie
There's no turning back for the reckoned man
Taking turns with his hands
One knife, one gun at his command
What bliss, this heist was soon to be his
But little did he know
He had enough
Of feeling like a criminal
Desires on fires so cynical
The cry of a newborn mind
Had dropped the weapons and bled him dry
Regaining strength to free his life
No more!
As he dropped the gun and knife
He wrote these words with a broken pen
This time I'm coming back
This is the king of the crowd
As he holds up the crown
There's no more looking down
Yeah, the proudest man, comes back around
This is the point where he learned
When his life took a turn
You never heard of a comeback like this
He's a fucking king
(He's a fucking king)
One more picture on the wall
Two more times to rise and fall
Three ways to harm, without keeping calm
She has nothing more to lose in this game
In the dark hall of fame
Her life was riddled to the shame
This girl was going
Yet without knowing
She stood up proud
She had enough
Of feeling mighty victimized
Relentless things to criticize
Her tears showed lesser fears
As she dropped the bullets and let it slide
Regaining strength to free her life
No more!
As she dropped the gun and knife
She wrote these words with a broken pen
This time I'm coming back
This is the queen of the crowd
As she holds up the crown
There's no more looking down
Yeah, the proudest girl, comes back around
This is the point where she learned
When her life took a turn
You never heard of a comeback like this
She's a fucking queen
As they claimed their remorse
Like a stallion on a horse
Bleeding black and blue in the face of discourse
Holding up higher and prouder
Than the shadows reborn
Now the curse has been torn
Now they're free...
Flooding the gates
Against the dreaded mascarade
They had dealt the wrong cards tonight
When there's a will, there's a might
Stronger than the knight
They wrote these words with a broken pen
This time I'm coming back
They are the kings of the crowd
As they hold up the crown
There's no more looking down
They're a whole new crowd, who just touched the ground
This was the point where they learned
As their lives took a turn
You never heard of a comeback like this
They're the fucking kings and queens

Suddenly, Dr. Stephen Strange appears and takes the Eye of Agamotto from Mario. He then proceeds to beat the shit out of Mario. He leaves. "Mamma-mia. Ohhhh. Mario's got 4 IQ."

"Mario, you are really stupid. You shouldn't take stuff that isn't yours. Because of you, we're stuck in this hellhole! And we're talking to ponies! This should be fucking impossible!", the YouTuber shouts. The YouTuber angrily attacks Mario, but the Italian fights back. He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the YouTuber.

"ENOUGH!" Twilight unleashes a wave of energy, blowing the duo back. She knocks the duo unconscious. "Rainbow Dash, you carry Mario. Fluttershy, you carry the other guy." The heroes walk off. However, Mario and SMG4 regain consciousness and leap off the ponies.

"Oh, boy! Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Mario is so good."