SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past

by APStories

Rating: mature
Tags: Violence, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Drama, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Team Fortress, Comedy, Adventure, Wind Rider, Mario, Profanity
Length: 12238

Inspired by "Marvel's The Avengers".

When Mario, Luigi, SMG4, and SMG3 "somehow" get trapped in Equestria, they must assist the Mane Six in their biggest battle yet. But even with their combined strength, will it be enough to defeat Enzo/Roprinplup14?

Soundtrack by Will "DAGames" Ryan.

Published 2019-04-06 19:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-04-06 19:50:01 UTC

Takeover

Everypony in Ponyville are trying to fight back against the Teletubbies, but the creatures of old times are much too powerful. "Yes! Yes! YES! MY PLAN IS FINALLY IN MOTION! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!", Enzo bellows in victory. Using a jetpack, he flies to the top of Twilight's castle. He then uses a Teletubbie ray to turn everypony into a Teletubbie. The ten heroes see this.

"That ray is turning everypony into a Teletubbie. We have to destroy it somehow", SMG3 says. Just then, a cage traps the ten heroes. They are levitated up to where Enzo stands.

"Ah. The saviors of Equestria. The fatass Italian. The scaredy-cat. The polar opposites. So glad you could join us. The party's just beginning! Soon, every single pony will be a Teletubbie, and that includes the six of you!", Enzo monologues. He aims his ray at the cage. The four Marios get tossed out. He fires.

"NOOOOOOOO!", the Marios shout. However, Twilight uses her magic to create a force field around herself and her friends.

"We'll never be a part of your army!", Twilight says. "You're nothing! The prehistoric times belong in the past! And if you can't, ugh, accept that, then SCREW YOU!!!" She uses her magic against the ray. The ray's beam is pushed back, destroying the ray.

Arrival

"The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says.

"Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts.

"Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts.

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says.

"Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says.

"Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in.

"OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers.

"Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says.

"Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother.

"Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says.

"Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says.

"HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts.

"Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts.

"Pingas", Mario replies.

"Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..."

"HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts.

"Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls.

"Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad.

Mario, what the hell?!, the midget shouts.

"Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says.

"Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him.

"You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts.

"Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!"

"Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him.

"You all right?", the fatass says.

"That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them.

"Damn it", SMG3 says.

"Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks.

"Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time.

"Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says.

"How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion.

"Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says.

"Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout.

A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal.

In the Everfree Forest...

"OOF! Goddammit! Mario? Luigi? Anybody?", the YouTuber says.

"Get off of me!", SMG3 says.

"This is what I do, I sit on you. Sit on you. Sit on you. This is what I do, I sit on you." SMG3 stood up, causing SMG4 to fall. "What'd that fatass do this time?!"

"Better question, where are we?", SMG3 asks.

"Simple. We're in the magical land of Equestria. I recognize this place because it's what I use for Teletubbieland", SMG4 says.

"Where's Mario and Luigi?", SMG3 asks.

In Canterlot...

"Oh... mamma-mia. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees the Crystal Heart. "Oooooh. Touch." An alarm blares. Mario runs.

In the cave where the Tree of Harmony resides...

"Oooooh." He takes the Elements of Harmony. "Ha-ha-ha. Yippee!"

Deep in the Everfree Forest...

"What is this place?", Luigi asks. He hears something.

Castle That Never Dies

In a time of tribulation, where the walls seem to have cracked and crumbled underneath you... What must you do for your kingdom when all you want to do is run and find help? You travel the darkened fields in search for an answer... But you're not alone... You find another castle crumbling and another ruler seeking for help. Lost within the gaze of a doppelganger identity, you seek to help rebuild each others castle...
But what happens when both paths intertwine too emotionally... Something you already had and felt strong having throughout the future, lost within the ideology of a brand new light... You infatuate yourself into this life, doing everything you can to keep it close to you, feeling like everything you had was dying and in desperate need of a bright new future...
You find later down the line that what you seeked was already there in front of you, but because of your infatuation with making somebody elses castle yours as well, you crumble the foundations of everything around you. Your henchmen, unsure of what to do, scatter across the field, becoming nothing more than a pack of wild boar, not sure where their prey is...
Your consellors, giving you the very thing you needed to stay strong, but at the end of the day, did you really want to be proven wrong again?... Your ideology of making things right set you on an egosentric adventure to try and rectify this yourself... But when you know your light has been jaded, do you really know where the right way is deep down? You meet at a crossing point, where everyone around you is trying to fix things without their ruler, creating a new empire for themselves, but can only find so much wrong with it when they realize they were the very thing that kept the castle going... They run in aid in a desperate persistance to get you back to your kingdom to rule again... But so much has happened. Eventually two sides are now fighting over you, which castle do you take, which is right and which is wrong... A war begins to erupt, every side in a vicious circle pit, and you're the toy kicked around... Suddenly, you flee, you run to the farthest ends of the world to seek your own choices, believing you had finally escaped, you found a magical lake, a spirit emerges, but it isn't scary... Because that spirit is you... Trying to talk to yourself, trying to find the things that went wrong, the things that went right... Oh how you yearned for your life to be back the way it used to be, where your kingdoms stood tall, and in the event of your bricks crumbling, act upon it as quickly as possible instead of running for an unpersuable dream...
The realization, the epiphany, the very things around you already building back the past for themselves... You are given the most powerful sword you've ever seen, a magical weapon that when pushed into the ground and into the belly of the beast, turns everything back to the way it was... Your kingdoms are stronger again, but everything that you ever learned about the future... Stays with you...
What does this mean to you fellow traveller? It means don't take anything that fills you with peace for granted. If a dark shadow is emerging over this once peaceful land, cast it away with everything you've got, try to fix it instead of destroy it... Don't let yourself get caught up in somebody elses life when you have your very own to live... When greeted to a new life when your own was very fine, learn to negate it and stay true and loyal to your journey
No matter what shadow comes over you, and no matter what peace you find, never go through life regretting a single thing. Your book is your own, and if written the right way, can be the very thing that makes you interesting to read. Every warrior has their scars... But it takes actions with those scars to rectify their entire existance...
What can you do with your scars?...
Rebuild this Castle... That never dies...

"What?", Luigi says.

Enzo's Return

"We have to find them. Only Mario can bring us home.", SMG4 says.

"You probably don't know this, but Mario's an idiot", his doppelganger replies.

"What're you saying?"

"I'm saying that we're probably screwed. I think I see a village up ahead. We should probably ask for directions."

"I don't think so!", an all too familiar voice shouted. The duo's eyes grow wide. "Well, well... it's been too long, hasn't it... Luke?"

"That voice... it can't be!", the YouTuber says.

"Oh, yes, it can... it really can!", the voice says. A familiar face appears from the shadows of the forest.

"Enzo?! But how? I thought you were..."

"Gone? Well, sadly for you, I never left. I've been here, plotting my revenge!", the psychopath says.

"Are you honestly still living in the past? Times have changed!", SMG3 says.

"Oh, the doppelganger", Enzo says.

"No. Like to think of myself as a doppelganger-killing long-term booty call."

"Where are our friends?!", the YouTuber demands.

"What makes you think I'd tell you?!", Enzo retorts. Suddenly, Enzo is levitated by an unknown force. "What the...?!" He is tossed aside, and a crew of ponies appear before the duo.

"Are you guys okay?", one of them asks.

"We are now. Thanks. SMG4, listen. Enzo wants both of us. We need to work together. I know I'm probably the last person you want to trust right now, but we need to find the brothers before Enzo can", SMG3 says.

"I understand", the YouTuber replies.

"Who the hell are you guys?"

"I'm Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship", one of the ponies answers.

"I'm Applejack. Nice to meet ya", another one says.

"Um... I'm Fluttershy", another one says.

"Awww..."

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!", another one says.

"I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest pony in Ponyville!", another one says.

"I think Mario's faster than you."

"I'm Rarity", the final one says.

"The name's SuperMarioGlitchy3, but you can call me SMG3. The guy in the white overalls is SMG4."

"Let's go to the castle.", Twilight says.

The eight heroes walks to the castle. Meanwhile, Enzo regains consciousness. "Oh, hell, no."

As The Lights Go Out

Stone cold, in the middle of a circus
But the lights are all on you
Try to fake a smile
But the curtain draws on you
When the crowd begins to cheer
It's a sign that the end is drawing near
Presenting the world
When the lights go out
The tears fade, right before their very eyes
But yours begin to shed
Fake it for a while but the coursing darkness treads
For behind each casting art
Is the image of a man who's torn apart
Escaping the world
When the lights go out
Fear not, I have descended
Before you even knew
I only told the might of you
The smile you see, can't comprehend it
But I died too long ago
So every time I start the show
I drop the act and away I go
Stone froze, for a friend with the message
But the message failed to send
Too many times I bailed, cause the show's about to end
Like an intermittent break
Like a purgatory sending me to shake
I walk off the stage and the lights go out
You would have never believed me while smiling
You would have stopped to intrigue while I'm frowning
You would have helped just to shake it off
But it bled me dry
Maybe you're not supposed to know
But would it kill you to just remind yourself I'm gone?
I'm broken again, as the lights go out
Fear not, I have descended
Before you even knew
I only told the might of you
The smile you see, can't comprehend it
But I died too long ago
So every time I start the show
I drop the act and away I go
By the time you hear me cry
I'll have lost you through thousands of voices
All blinded by the sounds
No remorse for me is found
And I am not meant to be chained to the ground
I have no soul
Have no goal
Have no promises
Yet the mask is sealed away!
So every time I take my leave
Oh darkness, please. Oh just leave me be
Holding on for life
I can't let you know why I am alive!
Fear not, I have descended
Before you even knew
I only told the might of you
The smile you see, can't comprehend it
But I died too long ago
So every time I start the show
I drop the act and away I go
By the time this little number ends
I'm gone
And you can't cure my mind

Meanwhile...

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off.

Meanwhile...

"Oh... Mamma-mia." Luigi walks into Tartarus. He sees a certain psychopathic Pegasus filly and a centaur. "Fuck this shit, I'm out." Luigi runs out. "Lucky me!" He runs off. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!" Suddenly, Enzo tackles Luigi. Four Teletubbies appear. "Nope." Luigi slipps out of Enzo's grasp and runs off. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!" Enzo turns around... and sees the giant prison.

Meanwhile...

"You see, a fatass named Mario teleported us here with some kind of magic wand. We have to get home", SMG4 says.

"Maybe we can use the Elements of Harmony to get you guys home", Twilight replies.

"Yeah, just one problem. I quickly flew to the Tree of Harmony, but the Elements were gone. The only thing there was the smell of spaghetti", Rainbow Dash says.

"Wait... spaghetti? I think Mario took them", SMG3 says. SMG4's right eye starts twitching.

"MARIO!!!!!!!!!", the YouTuber screams. SMG4's voice echoes throughout the entire castle. It could be heard all across Equestria and beyond.

"Uh-oh, spaghettios. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm."

"Goddammit! God-fucking-dammit! That blue-overalled, spaghetti-eating, dumbass charlatan!"

Author's Note

The references are strong with this chapter.

The Mane Six

"How'd you guys even get here?", Twilight asks.

"Well, it's kind of a long story", SMG4 replies.

A flashback shows what happened.

"The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says.

"Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts.

"Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts.

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says.

"Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says.

"Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in.

"OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers.

"Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says.

"Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother.

"Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says.

"Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says.

"HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts.

"Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts.

"Pingas", Mario replies.

"Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..."

"HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts.

"Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls.

"Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad.

Mario, what the hell?!, the midget shouts.

"Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says.

"Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him.

"You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts.

"Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!"

"Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him.

"You all right?", the fatass says.

"That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them.

"Damn it", SMG3 says.

"Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks.

"Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time.

"Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says.

"How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion.

"Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says.

"Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout.

A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal.

Back in the present...

"Maybe not that long. Anyways, we need to find the Elements of Harmony. However, that means we need to find Mario", SMG4 says.

"How'd you guys get separated?", Twilight asks.

"Maybe the wand was unstable. It's used by a rock."

"I found a surveillance camera. It could lead to Mario's whereabouts", SMG3 says.

The camera plays. It shows Mario hiding the Elements of Harmony.

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off.

"He... ATE MY ELEMENT?! WHAT THE HAY?!", Rainbow Dash yells.

"That doesn't matter. The fact is that we now know where the Elements are. We had to find them now", SMG4 says.

"What about the brothers?", the doppelganger asks.

"Fine. We'll look for the brothers first" The eight heroes walk out.

Draw The Line

For the longest time you've picked it all up,
And they take you down again.
Dominated;
Annihilated.
Such relentless dread,
One more day of this anarchy,
Will drown us all.
We were dealt the weakest hand from fate,
And now they demonize our traits.
No more consequences;
The time's of essence;
You've had enough.
No more hate;
No more distaste;
No more denial;
We take the ground
And mark where we were damned.
We are the burning tides (We are the burning tides)
We take the throne and climb (We take the throne and climb)
This is the core of our prime (This is the core of our prime)
Seek and destroy,
Reclaim and draw the line,
And cease the war.
One more time we eradicate
And drown them all.
Look at what they have done to you
For the longest time;
You were forced to comply with your strings
In a toxic pantomime.
We are the burning tides (We are the burning tides)
We take the throne and climb (We take the throne and climb)
This is the core of our prime (This is the core of our prime)
Seek and destroy,
Reclaim and draw the line.
Screaming thousands of times again.
You have had it up to here with your fears
In this bloodbath of sovereign!
You can hide away the bruises and tears!
No more;
Move on;
Your power needs no proof to bare!
Stand up;
Stand out;
Make what you define.
This is the climb!
So draw. The. Line!
We are the burning tides (We are the burning tides)
We take the throne and climb (We take the throne and climb)
This is the core of our prime (This is the core of our prime)
Seek and destroy,
Reclaim and draw the line,
And cease the war!

As the eight heroes walk out, there are confronted by an army of Teletubbies. "Eh-oh! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!", the cute but dangerous creatures say.

"Oh, crap. Kamehameha!", the YouTuber shouts. SMG4 destroys the wave of Teletubbies. The eight heroes run off.

"Hmmm... interesting. There's more power here. I must have it all. And this time, nobody can stop me! My revenge will soon be final! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", Enzo says.

Unlikely Duo

"What... were those things?", the Princess asks.

"Teletubbies. Furry creatures that have a... very unfriendly personality. Approach with extreme caution. Chances are they'll pull out some kind of rifle and start shooting", SMG4 answers.

"Oh, my...", Fluttershy replies.

"We have to find Mario now. If he has the Element of Loyalty inside of him, then he'll most likely know where the other Elements are", SMG3 says.

"You guys look for Mario. We'll hunt down the remaining Elements." The Mane Six run off.

"You know I still hate you, right? I don't even know why we're working together."

"We might not see eye-to-eye on everything, but we need to stop Enzo and get home. I don't think you understand what's at stake here."

"What? No. It's you who doesn't understand that Enzo has been in my head for three years. Since he tried to attack me and the others during Christmas 2015 and now he's back! And I don't know what to do. So I'm not so sure if it's a good idea to let him attack us while we're looking for Mario because you saw what those furry fuckers can do. So I say we take the fight to him, dumbass. Do you agree?"

"Alright, Glitchy. We go to him. But you have to understand that we can't take the fight to him unless we find Mario and Luigi first. The entire universe is at stake here."

"I agree", Twilight says.

"What are you girls still doing here?"

"We couldn't help but overhear. We think that finding the Mario Bros. is the best plan to go with right now. SMG4, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, and I will go look for Mario. Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, and SMG3 will go look for Luigi. If we encounter a Teletubbie, we'll hit 'em with everything we've got."

"Agreed. Let's go." The eight heroes walked off in two groups.

Can you feel this?
We are descending into the iris.

S.O.S

The world has traded spots
I got pushed from the top
I got brought up under false pretenses, harsh defenses
I'm so damn tired of the breaches of trust
All I ask is a push into the light again
Like a tumor in the brain
Impulse is blacker than pain
What? What demonical scars could take my agony
I'm so damn tired of the world treating me
Like I've got "idiot" just written on my forehead
As you make the sparks
Won't you be my S.O.S
Locked in a cage
Somebody help with this rage
Instead of poking me with your knives
And your broken lies
I came to life on a chore
I'm holding onto the scores
I didn't get my S.O.S
In this mess
I came to life
I came to life
Won't you be my S.O.S
Oh yes, please bring me to life
I came to life
Won't you be my S.O.S
Oh yes, please bring me to life
Upon the changes in blood
I hit harder than should
I am torn from leg to toe, I'm swinging to and fro
For the thousandth time, I'd shown you the light
But you say it's alright
And brought the cage again
You've gone too far
Take it back
Hold it back
The feel of a Bunsen burner
Corpse hypnotizing my tainted fate
Yet you still remain
As you make the sparks
Won't you be my S.O.S
Locked in a cage
Somebody help with this rage
Instead of poking me with your knives
And your broken lies
I came to life on a chore
I'm holding onto the scores
I didn't get my S.O.S
In this mess
I came to life
I came to life
Won't you be my S.O.S
Oh yes, please bring me to life
I came to life
Won't you be my S.O.S
Oh yes, please bring me to life
Begin your malice
But make sure you wake up with a finger in the sky
Don't fucking lie
Living a torment
Your actions speak more than your worthless words
When your actions aren't gold
Begin your malice
But make sure you wake up with a finger in the sky
Don't fucking lie
Living a torment
Your actions speak more than your worthless words
When your actions aren't gold
As you make the sparks
Won't you be my S.O.S
Locked in a cage
Somebody help with this rage
Instead of poking me with your knives
And your broken lies
I came to life on a chore
I'm holding onto the scores
I didn't get my S.O.S (get my S.O.S)
I'm done with the lies
You're just another disguise
To hide behind your jaded cadence
I'm so impatient
After who was revealed
For you to seal the deal
I didn't get my S.O.S
In this mess
I came to life
I came to life
Won't you be my S.O.S
Oh yes, please bring me to life
I came to life
Won't you be my S.O.S
Oh yes, please bring me to life
Begin your malice
But make sure you wake up with a finger in the sky
Don't fucking lie

Meanwhile...

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees Pegasi flying. His eyes cross outward. "Pfft, I can do that." He climbs a tall tree and, using his Burrito-Looking Machine, he creates two portals: one near him, and one that will send him flying. He goes through the first portal, and comes out the other one, sending him flying. "I'M SUPERMAN! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" The Italian flies straight into Spitfire, though she remains unaffected. Instead, Mario falls towards the ground. "MAMMA-MIA!" He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine to get to safety. "Oh... Mamma-mia." He faints. Inside of him, the Element of Loyalty emanates a red glow. All across Equestria, the remaining Elements of Harmony begin to emanate glows. Mario wakes up. "AI! THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!" He coughs up the Element of Loyalty. He puts the necklace on. He then runs off to find the remaining Elements of Harmony. "Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" The Element of Loyalty continues to glow. "Oooooh."

The Search For Mario

"Mario! Where are you?", the YouTuber calls.

"Don't you know any spells that could track Mario down, Twilight?", Pinkie asks.

"No, not really", the Princess replies.

"Wait! I might have something." SMG4 pulls out the Retard Detector. "If anything can find Mario, this thing can." In the distance, singing could be heard.

Why Do We Hold

Regardless of darkness and light
I have chosen
The tables turning around me
Such a burden
But the light is upon me and you
I will follow
North or South, I will ignite you
You're hollow
Incinerating
The shield is fading
Mortal cadance rises for you
One more time
Desperation becomes obsession
I have paintings of you
Undraw the pain
Hold on onto the light
Cast by the angels that take flight
Why do we hold?
Look down, down onto me
Desperate to find a holier space
Why do we hold?
So that I can live to see you again
But without this incarnate we claim
Still residing
For the violence never solved anything
'Cause I'm still bleeding
Intoxication
Controlled possessions
Hold until my face turns blue
One more time
Crazed obstruction
So I contortions
I have paintings of you
Undraw the pain
Hold on onto the light
Cast by the angels that take flight
Why do we hold?
Look down, down onto me
Desperate to find a holier space
Why do we hold?
So that I can live to see you again
This is my whole vengeance
I will live for this day
To hold you in my arms
I will fly
For you
Hold on onto the light
Cast by the angels that take flight
Why do we hold?
Look down, down onto me
Desperate to find a holier space
Why do we hold?
So that I can live to see you again
This is my whole vengeance

"Over there!" The four heroes run towards the sound. It's Mario, still wearing the Element of Loyalty around his neck. SMG4 runs over and hugs the retarded Italian. "Whoo-hoo! WHOO-HOO!"

"SMG4? How'd you find me?"

"Your singing!", the YouTuber answers. An angry Rainbow Dash tackles Mario.

"Give me back my Element NOW!"

"Blah, blah, blah. I'm a dick pony and I'm a huge bitch!" Rainbow Dash knocks Mario out. However, he quickly recovers. "I'mma don't think you can do that." Mario and Rainbow Dash trade blows.

"ENOUGH! Both of you! You're acting like a couple of idiots!", Twilight shouts.

"Well, actually, I designed Mario to be idiotic", SMG4 says. Twilight glares at the YouTuber.

"Rainbow Dash, maybe you can use the Element of Loyalty to find the other Elements of Harmony."

"Hold on. If Mario hid them, then he can find them. He not as smart as me, but he can remember stuff. Mario, where'd you hide the Elements of Harmony?"

"Hmmm. I hid one in a bakery, another one at a farm, another one at a cottage, another one near a burnt tree, and the final one in a crevice. You're welcome."

"See? He's smart."

"Pingas."

"Wait. A bakery? There's only one bakery I know about: Sugarcube Corner."

"A burnt tree? That was my home... until it got destroyed during our final battle against Tirek."

"Alright. Pinkie, where's Sugarcube Corner?"

"Follow me", Pinkie Pie said. Mario and Rainbow Dash start singing.

(You may think I'm gone, but I'm still here!)
Awoken I stand, a four-legged creature!
(FOUR-LEGGED CREATURE!)
Buried alive, I crashed through the ether!
(CRASHED THROUGH THE ETHER!)
Bellowing in circles, I'm a survivor!
(I'M A SURVIVOR!)
The credit was taken, but I wasn't either!
(I WASN'T EITHER!)
I am the fear.
I'm the creator, trapped in a torture machine.
I'm broken.
But I swear for the unspoken, I'm still HERE!
Get out the way of me!
You cannot betray me again!
I'm armed with a destiny!
More times than your anarchy!
It's been harder to breathe!
I can't place all the pain I feel inside!
Prepare to meet thy maker!
Redeem the power!
Step down in the carriage and follow me!
I have devoured your friend on the other side!
Who could it be?
What did we do?
'Tis but a sign that I'm coming for you!
Neighbors at heart, I sold him in parts!
Came for the slaughter through angel's doors!
You are the bait I'd been waiting for!
First I must show you your inky remorse!
He's taken his course, yet I'M STILL HERE!
Get out the way of me!
You cannot betray me again!
I'm armed with a destiny!
More times than your anarchy!
It's been harder to breathe!
I can't place all the pain I feel inside!
Prepare to meet thy maker!
Can you hear it?
Can you feel his immortal presence?
It is time.
Set us free.
I FEEL THE END!
MAY ALL WHO DEFY ME STEP DOWN!
I'M NEAR YOUR END!
I JUST NEED MORE TIME!
Call on the light!
Shine it on me!
Breathe in the damage you see!
Screeches of pain inflict your mind!
Get out the way of me!
You cannot betray me again!
I'm armed with a destiny!
More times than your anarchy!
It's been harder to breathe!
I can't place all the pain I feel inside!
Prepare to meet thy maker!
(Inflict your mind!)

"What's that you got there, Mario?", Rainbow Dash asks.

"The Burrito-Looking Machine. It allows me to create portals to different places. It's from Portal, a video game. Hey, Pinkie. We should go to the center of Ponyville, Town Hall. The others will meet us there." Mario activates the Burrito-Looking Machine, sending the heroes to Ponyville.

"Wow! Wait. Weren't we supposed to go to Sugarcube Corner?"

"Oh. Well... at least the others know where we are."

Meanwhile, Enzo watches the heroes. "Indeed they do, Mario. Indeed they do. Teams One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, and Twelve. Spread out across Equestria. Find out where the others are and report to me. It's time to end this land. Nothing will stand in my way. Nothing!"

The Search For Luigi

"Now, where in tarnation is that green guy?", Applejack asks.

"How am I supposed to know?! My nemesis created these monstrosities! After this is all over, he will feel my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", SMG3 replies.

"Please, don't do that. That's scary...'", Fluttershy says. SMG3 turns around. He sees Fluttershy.

"Oh. Umm... sorry? I sometimes get caught up in my monologuing." The anti-hero boops Fluttershy on the nose, and she giggles. "You're cuter than I thought." Suddenly, a green Teletubbie with a chainsaw appears.

"Give me your PINGAS!", the crazed maniacal furry piece of shit says. The four heroes jump in surprise.

"I've got this!" Rarity leaps at the Teletubbie, but the chainsaw cuts her front right leg off! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rarity screams in agony as her blood spills out.

"Rarity!" Fluttershy runs to her friend's side. She picks up Rarity's disembodied leg and Rarity uses her magic to reattach her leg. SMG3 goes 1v1 against the crazy chainsaw Teletubbie. Suddenly, a vacuum inhales the Teletubbie.

"Need some help?" Luigi has his Poltergust 3000. "There's a setting that can suck Teletubbies. Very useful, especially since we're dealing with Teletubbies." Luigi notices Rarity's blood. "Huh?" He notices the unconscious unicorn. He picks her up. "Let's go. I saw the others go this way." The others follow him.

In Ponyville...

"Yeah, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!", the YouTuber shouts happily.

"She lost a great amount of blood. Can you help her?", Luigi asks.

"Let's hope", Twilight replies. Suddenly, a red Teletubbie appears and destroys the Poltergust 3000, freeing the green Teletubbie! A bloodied and beaten Enzo appears.

"Finally! Teletubbies, attack..." He faints. Mario pulls out the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the Teletubbies.

"No, you don't! No, you don't! Prepare to see Mario's Tunnel of Doom! Very scary!" He shoots the gun under the Teletubbies. They fall through. They end up in the Dragon Lands, in a pool of lava.

"No..." The villain limps away. "I am inevitable." Applejack lassos Enzo's leg and hangs him upside-down. The villain smirks. "Fools. My Teletubbies are all across Equestria. They know where I am. I have Tartarus' magic inside of me!" He unleashes a mighty wave of energy, blowing the heroes back. "TELETUBBIES, ATTACK!" An army of Teletubbies appear. However, Mario takes out a golden eye on a necklace. SMG4 looks at the Italian with wonder. Using the Eye of Agamotto, he creates a massive portal under the Teletubbies, sending them to Hell. He does the same to Enzo, except he's already gone.

"He's getting away!" Rainbow Dash starts to fly after Enzo, but a restored Rarity stops her.

"We have to find the Elements first."

"Rarity's right. Mario, lead the way", Twilight says.

Kings And Queens

One more shot hits the throat
Two more times he let go
Three ways to die, not gonna lie
There's no turning back for the reckoned man
Taking turns with his hands
One knife, one gun at his command
What bliss, this heist was soon to be his
But little did he know
He had enough
Of feeling like a criminal
Desires on fires so cynical
The cry of a newborn mind
Had dropped the weapons and bled him dry
Regaining strength to free his life
No more!
As he dropped the gun and knife
He wrote these words with a broken pen
This time I'm coming back
This is the king of the crowd
As he holds up the crown
There's no more looking down
Yeah, the proudest man, comes back around
This is the point where he learned
When his life took a turn
You never heard of a comeback like this
He's a fucking king
(He's a fucking king)
One more picture on the wall
Two more times to rise and fall
Three ways to harm, without keeping calm
She has nothing more to lose in this game
In the dark hall of fame
Her life was riddled to the shame
This girl was going
Yet without knowing
She stood up proud
She had enough
Of feeling mighty victimized
Relentless things to criticize
Her tears showed lesser fears
As she dropped the bullets and let it slide
Regaining strength to free her life
No more!
As she dropped the gun and knife
She wrote these words with a broken pen
This time I'm coming back
This is the queen of the crowd
As she holds up the crown
There's no more looking down
Yeah, the proudest girl, comes back around
This is the point where she learned
When her life took a turn
You never heard of a comeback like this
She's a fucking queen
As they claimed their remorse
Like a stallion on a horse
Bleeding black and blue in the face of discourse
Holding up higher and prouder
Than the shadows reborn
Now the curse has been torn
Now they're free...
Flooding the gates
Against the dreaded mascarade
They had dealt the wrong cards tonight
When there's a will, there's a might
Stronger than the knight
They wrote these words with a broken pen
This time I'm coming back
They are the kings of the crowd
As they hold up the crown
There's no more looking down
They're a whole new crowd, who just touched the ground
This was the point where they learned
As their lives took a turn
You never heard of a comeback like this
They're the fucking kings and queens

Suddenly, Dr. Stephen Strange appears and takes the Eye of Agamotto from Mario. He then proceeds to beat the shit out of Mario. He leaves. "Mamma-mia. Ohhhh. Mario's got 4 IQ."

"Mario, you are really stupid. You shouldn't take stuff that isn't yours. Because of you, we're stuck in this hellhole! And we're talking to ponies! This should be fucking impossible!", the YouTuber shouts. The YouTuber angrily attacks Mario, but the Italian fights back. He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the YouTuber.

"ENOUGH!" Twilight unleashes a wave of energy, blowing the duo back. She knocks the duo unconscious. "Rainbow Dash, you carry Mario. Fluttershy, you carry the other guy." The heroes walk off. However, Mario and SMG4 regain consciousness and leap off the ponies.

"Oh, boy! Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Mario is so good."

The Elements Of Harmony

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off.

"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees Pegasi flying. His eyes cross outward. "Pfft, I can do that." He climbs a tall tree and, using his Burrito-Looking Machine, he creates two portals: one near him, and one that will send him flying. He goes through the first portal, and comes out the other one, sending him flying. "I'M SUPERMAN! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" The Italian flies straight into Spitfire, though she remains unaffected. Instead, Mario falls towards the ground. "MAMMA-MIA!" He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine to get to safety. "Oh... Mamma-mia." He faints. Inside of him, the Element of Loyalty emanates a red glow. All across Equestria, the remaining Elements of Harmony begin to emanate glows. Mario wakes up. "AI! THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!" He coughs up the Element of Loyalty. He puts the necklace on. He then runs off to find the remaining Elements of Harmony. "Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" The Element of Loyalty continues to glow. "Oooooh."

"Okay, we know where the Elements of Harmony are. Let's find them before Enzo can." Using the Burrito-Looking Machine, the ten heroes teleport to Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie finds the Element of Laughter. They then teleport to Sweet Apple Acres, where Applejack finds the Element of Honesty. They then teleport to Fluttershy's cottage, where Fluttershy finds the Element of Kindness. They then teleport to the cave where Mario hid the Element of Generosity. Rarity quickly finds it. They then teleport to the remains of the Golden Oak Library, but they're too late.

"Yes... yes... YES!!!" The psychopathic Enzo has the Element of Magic is his hands! An angry Twilight lunges at him, but he swipes her away and tackles her. "You pretty little ponies will soon be no more... I will prevail... you will meet... your END!!!" Suddenly, a bullet hits the insane man. He turns around. Mario is aiming a gun at him. Taking advantage of the distraction, Twilight grabs Enzo and flies high into the air, trading blows with him. She throws him into a wall and grabs the Element of Magic. The six ponies activate their elements and shoot at Enzo, who deflects the attack. "Fuck you." He spreads his arms, releasing a wave of energy that blows the heroes back. "YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU FILTHY SLUT! I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!" He leaps at Twilight and repeatedly stabs her with a knife.

"HELP! HELP!" Enzo bit down on her. She screeches loudly, causing Enzo to retreat.

Lost Now Found

(My love was lost now found)
Beaten up, trapped beneath the decor
I was drunk and blind
I was out of my mind
The day has come to an end, I was out again
Bleeding dry
Never felt so high
But the fear went higher, the rage had defiled us
The sickness invaded
I'mma sort of deflated
My phone call away
But to my dismay
I couldn't control my sanity
Out on the floor, I'm alone
No remark
Take a walk in the dark
Only had tears in the core
Braver than I, she couldn't watch as I die without hope deep down
Could you help me now?
Hold me closer to the brink of destruction
And bring me back to the light
Shape me like I'm decor
Call for the right place, and call me the right time
I hold that promise down like a golden harpoon
To the mind, and the soul, and the heart
I could travel the world
But nothing gets closer when I'm fallen over
And you pick me up and I'm back again
Don't ask me how, my love was lost now found
A cold reminder I'm a hopeless insider
I will never die
I'm not allowed to resign
The scars beneath the skin are starting to fade
But my body lies
I'm still scarred inside
And the remnants of serenity dissolving my calamity
All will perish
Don't be so fucking selfish
The day that I will bargain with the devil's regard
Won't you all just leave me be
Out in the rain I remain
With reminisces of pain in the brain
Now I've become insane
Makes me believe all I have is to grieve
But there's a hope deep down
Could you help me now?
Hold me closer to the brink of destruction
And bring me back to the light
Shape me like I'm decor
Call for the right place, and call me the right time
I hold that promise down like a golden harpoon
To the mind, and the soul, and the heart
I could travel the world
But nothing gets closer when I'm fallen over
And you pick me up and I'm back again
Don't ask me how, my love was lost now found
You always make me feel like salvation is a little wiser
But inside, we still feel like that one sick twisted fuck
Give me the hand
Bring me to life
Shape me like I'm decor
Call for the right place, and call me the right time
I hold that promise down like a golden harpoon
To the mind, and the soul, and the heart
I could travel the world
But nothing gets closer when I'm fallen over
And you pick me up and I'm back again
Don't ask me how, my love was lost now found
My love was lost now found

The others were able to revive the princess.

Teletubbies

In the Everfree Forest...

"Eh-oh! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!"

"Oh, no", Twilight says. "How many does he need?"

"Well, when you're a psychopath with a target, you'd do anything to kill your target", SMG4 replies.

"Impressive, SMG4. But you're too late", Enzo says. He unleashes an enormous wave of Teletubbies. The green Teletubbies have chainsaws, the red Teletubbies have flamethrowers, the yellow Teletubbies have katanas, and the purple Teletubbies have rocket launchers. About 400 Teletubbies surrond the heroes.

"Well, we're fucked. There's no fucking way we can stop these things", Luigi says.

"We can if we work together! All we need is luck!", Twilight shouts.

"What are you gonna do, shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? That's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic", SMG4 says.

"First wave!", Enzo shouts. The green Teletubbies approach the ponies.

"Oh, shit, here we go!", SMG3 shouts. The Mane Six and the Mario Four battle the green Teletubbies. However, they're stronger than normal. "I'm not scared of these furry pieces of shit!"

"Guys, there's too many of them! We have to retreat!", Twilight shouts. However, an impenetrable force field surrounds the battlefield.

"Give me the Elements of Harmony now, and your deaths will be quick and painless!", Enzo shouts. Luckily, the heroes had made it through the first wave. "Second wave!" The yellow Teletubbies approach.

Too Dangerous

Darkness betrays what I was
The heart of deception draws me down
How can I redeem what I lost?
The changes inside me pay the cost
Fallen exception has corroded me
I have no more peace to my name
Loaded with tension
My persistence to climb more than fraud by your own game
As blood fills the corpse I fight for
Hear me cry
I walk alone and nobody hears me
Maybe I'm born to be all alone
My heart grows cold
There's peace in my far
But you're too dangerous
Darkness betrays what I was
You're too dangerous
How can I redeem what I lost?
Yeah
Darkness betrays what I was
The ruthless contestants made me bleed
How can I redeem what I lost?
The needless pretension screams my name
As blood fills the corpse I fight for
Hear me cry
I walk alone and nobody hears me
Maybe I'm born to be all alone
My heart grows cold
There's peace in my far
But you're too dangerous
At what cost?
For your own personal gain
I suggest you stay back
I suffer the cause
You feed off my matrimony
Your malice won't take me
The distance will save me
I walk alone and nobody hears me
Maybe I'm born to be all alone
My heart grows cold
There's peace in my far
But you're too dangerous
Darkness betrays what I was
You're too dangerous
How can I redeem what I lost?
Yeah
I cannot be
I cannot see the end of the road
Why can't you leave?
You make it harder to walk
I cannot be
I cannot see the end of the road
Why can't you leave?
You make it harder to walk

The heroes make it through the second wave. "THIRD WAVE!", Enzo roars. The red Teletubbies approach. They use their flamethrowers, but Twilight uses a protection spell. She and her friends use the Elements of Harmony to defeat the red Teletubbies. They advance on Enzo. "FINAL WAVE!!!!" The purple Teletubbies fire their rocket launchers from a distance. Twilight stops the rockets in midair and sends them flying back towards the Teletubbies, annihilating them all. Enzo bolts.

"Get back here!", Twilight shouts. The ten heroes chase the villain. However, he turns the tables on them. He chases the heroes through the forest.

Heart Of An Artist

You place your cards on the desk, but they rip it up in your face
They take you like a remote and control your fate
You can't take it and the heat starts to tackle your heart
But they don't care about the source they just want you to fall apart
So stand up let them know how you really feel
How can they push if they don't know how to take the steel?
As you rise from your heels and they leave
Just say go away!
I don't fucking need you anymore, wave goodbye to the chores
Take the cuffs off and breathe new life
Take it from the men who denied as they tried to survive
But the enemy began to ignite
The rage written on the wall (they were burning)
They cant stop me when I crawl (now I'm running)
This is the heart of an artist
You give them art made of gold, but they slice it down with embrace
They take it back to their hive and eradicate
You feel beaten when they shriek so you break down and cry
But they will fight because they use and abuse you from the start
So stand up
Let them know you will not be swayed
How can they know how you feel
When they don't appreciate?
As you rise from your heels and they leave
Just say go away
I don't fucking need you anymore, wave goodbye to the chores
Take the cuffs off and breathe new life
Take it from the men who denied as they tried to survive
But the enemy began to ignite
The rage written on the wall (they were burning)
They cant stop me when I crawl (now I'm running)
This is the heart of an artist
Hold on, onto your heart
Don't let them take it from you!
Just reignite, what was your thrive (show them that you're alive!)
In my heart I grieve
For the artist I believe to be sent down from the sky
Only to be met with shadows they're hidden in the meadows
Poisoning all of the rye maybe we can meet in the middle
Enough with the riddles, treat them as they would treat you
They came to help your souls deliver a smile through the tolls
Isn't that what you would do?
I don't fucking need you anymore, wave goodbye to the chores
Take the cuffs off and breathe new life
Take it from the men who denied as they tried to survive
But the enemy began to ignite
I can taste the charge from the core
So we shout fuck them all
Make them know that you're not pushed around
Let them know you are divine
Keep a kind state of mind and speak it through the art of sound
The rage written on the wall (they were burning)
They cant stop me when I crawl (now I'm running)
This is the heart of an artist

The Chase

The ten heroes run for their lives, unsure of why Twilight and Rarity can't teleport them. Everywhere they hide, Enzo finds them. "Don't you understand? Equestria is already mine! Surrender now! Not even the Legion of Doom could match my power!", Enzo bellows.

"Who?", Twilight asks.

"Uh... nevermind. DIE!" Eventually, Twilight and Rarity teleport the heroes away. "You can run, but you can't hide! Teams One, Five, and Nine, they're headed your way! Teams Two, Six, and Ten, fall back! Teams Three, Seven, and Eleven, back to base! Teams Four, Eight, and Twelve, on me!"

In the Everfree Forest, the ten heroes stop to catch their breath. However, Teams One, Five, and Nine (green Teletubbies) are hiding in the trees giggling quietly. "Shh!", Teletubbie 97 says. "You're gonna give away our positions!" But it was too late. The heroes looked up. As if on cue, the Teletubbies jump down and start attacking the heroes. Despite being outmatched, the heroes manage to escape. They teleport all over Equestria, encountering the rest of the teams. Luckily, they manage to escape the deadly grasp of the Teletubbies.

In Canterlot...

"Okay, Luke. Tell us what those things are now. Tell us everything about them", Twilight says.

"Okay. Millions of years ago, Equestria was populated by furry creatures called Teletubbies. Sure, they were stupid, but their way of life was unlike anything the world has ever seen. When the Royal Sisters arrived and tried to make peace, the Teletubbies wouldn't give up their land. And so began the war that flushed out every single Teletubbie. We thought they were gone forever, but we were wrong. Now, the Teletubbies have a new leader: Enzo, who's bent on killing the brothers, my nemesis, and me. Equestria will be brought to its knees unless we can stop Enzo", SMG4 explains.

You're Just Making Us Stronger

Prey for mercy cause I have ended
And I've defended, my immortal place
My eternal grace will lift through these
Bridges burned
I'll take the carnage that you bring me now
I seek nothing but the lessons learned
Deny me courage, deny me apathy
But I will always journey forward
So you see me now
I'm up here and you're down there
Disrupt if you dare
For an alchemy has awoken
I have awoken
In this chosen battlefield you made
Devour, empower
But you're just making us stronger
I have bespoken
Of our golden age where we climb
Engage, enrage
But you're just making us stronger
Forget the perception you take
For there's another side to it all
Can you proclaim your answers as
Logic, or do you care at all?
Forfeit the peace over one wrong move
Things like this really kick my groove
I have acknowledged what I have been taught
But I can't run if you don't let me walk
Forfeit the peace over one wrong move
Things like this really kick my groove
I have acknowledged what I have been taught
But I can't run if you don't let me fucking walk
So you see me now
I'm up here and you're down there
Disrupt if you dare
For an alchemy has awoken
I have awoken
In this chosen battlefield you made
Devour, empower
But you're just making us stronger
I have bespoken
Of our golden age where we climb
Engage, enrage
But you're just making us stronger
Silence them all
Mark your rise and their fall
Show them you're more than you
Left on the shores and rise up tall
Carve out your name
Show them this is your game
Make them wish they believed you
You're more than they knew
(But I can't run if you don't let me fucking walk)
So you see me now
I'm up here and you're down there
Disrupt if you dare
For an alchemy has awoken
I have awoken
In this chosen battlefield you made
Devour, empower
But you're just making us stronger
I have bespoken
Of our golden age where we climb
Engage, enrage
But you're just making us stronger
Forfeit the peace over one wrong move
Things like this really kick my groove
I have acknowledged what I have been taught
But I can't run if you don't let me fucking walk

Just then, Enzo appears and chases the heroes once again.

Parasite

And so it begins.
Here we are in this dark reminder.
If you were wise, you'd step away.
As I would like to begin my ascension!
Relive the dark times!
Leaving your mind in decline!
For every part that is missing, you will surely be mine!
What can we use?
There is nothing to lose!
But when the timer starts ticking, you won't survive!
Bring me to life!
Just let me out.
Let me out of here.
I'm going in circles!
Don't you wanna be free?
Don't you wanna be hook, line, and sinkered?
Listen to the voices telling you your choices!
I'm telling you that running ain't a choice for a cold, dead parasite!
Look beneath and you'll find my demeanor!
Swallowed by a monster trapped within a blunder!
I'm telling you that hiding ain't a choice for a cold, dead parasite!
Beware of the wires, it can't be helped.
I'm falling apart.
A whole infestation awaits.
I've witnessed more than you in this corruption!
So if you're late, I would hate to berate your mistakes!
If you react a little slower, death will be higher rate!
We were devoured by a suit from Hell!
And if you know what's good for you, then you'll comply as you bring me to life!
Just let me out.
Let me out of here.
I'm going in circles!
Don't you wanna be free?
Don't you wanna be hook, line, and sinkered?
Listen to the voices telling you your choices!
I'm telling you that running ain't a choice for a cold, dead parasite!
Look beneath and you'll find my demeanor!
Swallowed by a monster trapped within a blunder!
I'm telling you that hiding ain't a choice for a cold, dead parasite!
I CAN'T BREATHE!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Never hold on!
I CAN'T SEE!
Darkness is born!
Terror evolves!
TAKE OUT HER EYES!
Your freedom awaits!
You're tied up in chains!
THERE'S NO MORE TIME!
You'll be burned alive just like old times!
No more nights!
You're full of frights!
Your blood is theirs, and they are YOU!!!
Can you hear me now?
You've just been hook, line, and sinkered.
Listen to the voices hovering our corpses.
We won't make it out.
Don't you wanna be free?
Don't you wanna be hook, line, and sinkered?
Listen to the voices telling you your choices!
I'm telling you that running ain't a choice for a cold, dead parasite!
Look beneath and you'll find my demeanor!
Swallowed by a monster trapped within a blunder!
I'm telling you that hiding ain't a choice for a cold, dead parasite!
For a cold, dead parasite!
Don't you wanna be free?
Listen to the voices telling you your choices!
Don't you wanna be free?
Running ain't a choice for a cold, dead parasite!
Don't you wanna be free?
Swallowed by a monster trapped within a blunder!
Don't you wanna be free?
Hiding ain't a choice for a cold, dead parasite!

Friendship Is Magic

Nighttime. The Mane Six are fast asleep. In one of the classrooms, Luke(?) looks at a map of Equestria. SMG3 walks in. "Luke? What are you doing up so early? It's 3 AM."

"Hmm? Oh. It's you. Listen. Enzo will find us at any given moment", Luke(?) says.

"I don't think so. If he knew where we were, we would've been ambushed by now", SMG3 says.

"Anyways, we need to figure out a way to stop Enzo and the Teletubbies from taking Equestria to the prehistoric times."

"That made no sense."

"Didn't you hear what I said about how Equestria was like millions of years ago? Equestria will perish unless we do something. These ponies need Equestria. And we need-"

"Friendship!", SMG3 interrupts. "Throughout this journey, we have developed a bond as friends. We're like Tom and Jerry. We can't survive without each other."

"We are not friends. We're enemies who can't see eye-to-eye on fucking ANYTHING! I fucking hate you and I always will! You ruined my birthday along with those meddling friends of yours!"

"Wait... birthday?" The terrified anti-hero runs into Luke's room to find him fast asleep. "Then that means..." He turns around. "Enzo!"

"ATTACK!" Teletubbies surrond the School of Friendship. The rest of the heroes wake up and try to escape. "There's no escape from me: the great and all-powerful Enzo! Prepare to see your world ripped apart, little ponies! The takeover begins today!" The psychopathic madman and his army walk towards Ponyville. Meanwhile, in the school, the gang try to get out.

"It's locked! Enzo put some kind of magical lock on the school, stronger than Neighsay's!", Twilight says.

"Twilight, you taught me that friendship is magic. Now, let me help you", SMG3 says. Using all of his might, he breaks the lock and bursts through the door. He defeats the Teletubbies surrounding the school. "A castle never truly dies."

"Wait... I heard that somewhere before. When I first arrived", Luigi says.

"I think that was Big Mac", Applejack says.

Override And Conquer

We will not be a slave to man
We will not be moved by the coroner
We are given one shot at life
And it's now
Override and conquer
With a legion made of titanium
A sacrifice for the cranium
United nations will flourish
No perish
There's nothing left to vanquish
Can we choose the light over dark?
Can we forward the notion sent from afar?
Totalitarian sanction
The ransom is nothing short of handsome
Shadows low, but low and behold
You're getting cold
We will not be a slave to man
We will not be moved by the coroner
We are given one shot at life
And it's now
Override and conquer
Have a heart for the fallen kind
Pick them up when they play your very mind
Take back your number one
In this slumber
Override and conquer
Weakness
(Suicide)
Vengeance
(Plunder)
Virus
(Override)
Walls
(Conquer)
When democracy has evaporated
Prime solutions made by the naked
Let us dance to the silence
Defiance
Is nothing short of violence
Regurgitating our right to speak
They threw it back with a killing streak
Futile madness ran total rapid
Like acid
They ran like river rapids
But like a tide we were strong
You don't belong
We will not be a slave to man
We will not be moved by the coroner
We are given one shot at life
And it's now
Override and conquer
Have a heart for the fallen kind
Pick them up when they play your very mind
Take back your number one
In this slumber
Override and conquer
Weakness
(Suicide)
Vengeance
(Plunder)
Virus
(Override)
Walls
(Conquer)
If anybody can hear me, you've done it. You've surpassed your mentality and entered the near impossible. You're in grave danger, divided and annihilated. This world is out to get you. Weakness will be punished. Silence will be tortured. Break these walls down, fellow citizen. Override and conquer. (Override and conquer!)
We will not be a slave to man
We will not be moved by the coroner
We are given one shot at life
And it's now
Override and conquer
Have a heart for the fallen kind
Pick them up when they play your very mind
Weakness
(Suicide)
Vengeance
(Plunder)
Virus
(Override)
Walls
(Conquer)
You will fight
This is not your time
You will fight with a soul of thunder
You've held back long enough
And now
Override and conquer
Reignite when you're in your prime
There's no room in hell
Not anymore
They'll try but the end is nigh
Now empower
Override and conquer
Weakness
(Suicide)
Vengeance
(Plunder)
Virus
(Override)
Walls
(Conquer)
(Override and conquer)
They will bow

Unfortunately, more Teletubbies arrived on the scene, and this time, they had more advanced weaponry. "We got this! TOGETHER!", SMG3 bellows. The ten heroes charge into battle!

"Yee-haw!", Applejack hollers as she kicks a Teletubbie.

"Burrito-Looking Machine, go!", Mario shouts as he throws the Portal gun at a Teletubbie. "YEAHHH!" Two Teletubbies close in on Luigi, who uses his Poltergust 3000 to inhale the Teletubbies. Pinkie Pie uses her party cannon to send a group of Teletubbies flying. Fluttershy uses her cuteness to distract the Teletubbies.

"What the hell are you doing?", a Teletubbie asks.

"I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!", Fluttershy replies. Just then, Rainbow Dash pummels the Teletubbies surrounding Fluttershy. Soon enough, the battle ends. But the heroes are too late. Enzo has already begun the Teletubbiepocalypse.

Ascend through the darkness into light!
Begin the curse, holding up so high!
So we can be free together!
Embrace the endless forever!
For darkness and light are eternally temporal, the only way we can climb is by being brought back down again. Such as the day we finally ascend from the iris.

Teletubbies everywhere are terrorizing innocent ponies. The Mane Six immediately run into the town, only to be repelled by Enzo. "Enzo is getting stronger every minute! In no time, he'll be unstoppable! We have to get past Enzo and stop the Teletubbiepocalypse!", SMG4 says.

Capture

Captured

Rescue

Finale

No Place Like Home

Far From Home

At the School of Friendship, the ten heroes hide from Enzo and the Teletubbies. The Teletubbies wouldn't have noticed the School of Friendship yet, giving the heroes refuge. "We'll definitely be safe in here. We should get some sleep, though. It's getting late", Twilight says. They each choose a bedroom.

SMG4 has never felt more lost. He wishes he were back home, making videos for his 3,000,000 subscribers. If it weren't for Mario, he wouldn't be here. Then again, he is having fun on this journey. However, he still needs to work on Meta Runner, and July 25 is approaching fast. He has to get home somehow.

SMG3 has realized that if he wants to go home, then he'd need to work with SMG4. So far, the duo make a good team. But what will happen when they get home? Will they still be enemies? Or will they make peace? Only time will tell... except for one thing. They don't have time.

Mario was enjoying his "vacation", obviously. Then again, he is the dumbest of the four. Truth be told, Mario has no idea what's going on.

Luigi has gone through a haunted mansion mission, but this is unlike anything he's ever done before. He just wants to go home.

Dream On

The higher my hope reigns
We hold onto our hopes and dreams tonight
The higher my hope reigns
We hold onto our hopes and dreams tonight
You ran your moral ground
Taking on the darkest road
A story left untold
Don't you leave me again
We played our very own games
Our choices left our marks
We reunite and
I can't afford to leave you again
But now we stand apart
Your friends are in my heart
You try to fly
But hope will die
Along with your devices
Compromises hold suprises
Right underneath my sleeves
You wouldn't ever believe
What I have become!
The higher my hope reigns
We hold onto our hopes and dreams tonight
(HOPES AND DREAMS TONIGHT!)
We dream on for our lives
We surface through the
Darkened caves tonight!
We hibernate
From the ones we blamed
But the distance has proven that
One man's dreams
Can dream on forever!
Your fear was grounded hard
Yet the road you followed rose
Your determination grows
Don't you leave me again
We stand in this dark chamber
Remembering the past
You'll quit this game but
I can't afford to leave you again
You set your sails for freedom
But alone I stay inside
Your quest is done
But mine remains
Inside the dark demises
Harmonize our heart's devices
From inside our own souls
You'll understand my goals
Because of what I've become!
The higher my hope reigns
We hold onto our hopes and dreams tonight
(HOPES AND DREAMS TONIGHT!)
We dream on for our lives
We surface through the
Darkened caves tonight!
We hibernate
From the ones we blamed
But the distance has proven that
One man's dreams
Can dream on forever
DON'T LET GO
OF THE LIFE WE HAD LONG A GO
DON'T LEAVE
ME ALL ALONE INSIDE
Take a closer look at yourself
There's a heart inside me as well!
Seperated!
Complicated!
DON'T LET THIS DARK NOTION
LEAD ME AWAY FROM YOU!
The higher my hope reigns
We hold onto our hopes and dreams tonight
(HOPES AND DREAMS TONIGHT!)
We're dreaming for our lives
We surface through the
Darkened caves tonight!
We hibernate
From all the ones we blamed
But the distance has proven that
One man's dreams
Can dream on forever!
Will you ever forgive me, young one?
I wish we could be friends again...
I understand if you have to leave...
For now...
I'll just keep dreaming on...
Forever...

Layers Of Fear

Now
Welcome to my home and I'm mad
I can't draw out the past and I can't leave this vision out of my mind
And fate had taken her by the throat
I can't get her back and I've tried to seek the salvation that I find so delectable to me
So I have taken all the tools from my body and my brain
I carved a canvas for the blood that remains
When will you return to me?
My God
Why can't we be?
I've traveled through tunnel visions and slowly the tunnel gets colder, colder, colder
I ride
I can't believe that you're gone
When will the pain stop haunting my life and blaming me?
I fell too far to tell if I'm dead or alive
I can't look back on everything because your corpse is running for me
You like the thought of a fright in layers of fear tonight
I am driven by your cries
I tred through this broken foundation to seek the broken lies
What's more is all the suffering in my head will take countless hours to recreate yet nothing steps in my way to creating works of art
So I began to take a dive into the deep
I couldn't turn back put my body to sleep
Relentess submission drove me to the brink
My God
I've ran out of ink
My art is now complete, yet the layers of fear get colder, colder, colder
I ride
I can't believe that you're gone
When will the pain stop haunting my life and blaming me?
I fell too far to tell if I'm dead or alive
I can't look back on everything because your corpse is running for me
You like the thought of a fright in layers of fear tonight
First I looked for a canvas, but not just any canvas
I needed a jar and a plastic tubing
I sucked on it until the blood filled my mouth
I needed to remove the flesh from the bone
It made for a lovely undercoat
I had a special brush
Like a horse hair brush but different
I needed something to add the final touches
I needed a finger
Finally someone had to barewitness
A critical eye on things
I gauged it out
Oh God
I felt like a monster
I traced your beauty but the memories remain colder, colder, colder
I ride
I can't believe that you're gone
When will the pain stop haunting my life and blaming me?
I fell too far to tell if I'm dead or alive
I can't look back on everything because your corpse is running for me
You like the thought of a fright in layers of fear tonight
Layers of fear tonight