I simply waited, and waited, and waited, before I finally got tired of waiting for Princess Celestia to stop staring at me in terror, so I pulled what some would say is a suicidal move, I bitch slapped her. "OI! Snap the fuck out of it all fucking ready! I ain't gonna sit on my ass here all day and wait for you to speak!" I screeched.

This seemed to snap her out of it, as she held her hand up to her cheek in what looked like shock for a few moments, before she just stared at me, sadness in her eyes. "How have you not gone insane from witnessing such horrors?" This damn near made me laugh, but I kept a straight face.

Shrugging I spoke. "Rather simple really, horror amuses me, just as a joke or prank would amuse you, horror amuses me, you can see the shit I've seen, done, had to do, and it was all amusing to me, this whole situation is amusing to me." That was honest, I did enjoy horror games moreso than I think someone normally would, however she didn't know what she saw was all games, movies, random internet shit, and I didn't think telling her could end well, so I wasn't going to.

I expected her to ask how, or some shit like that, what I didn't expect was suddenly being pulled into a hug with those large wings being wrapped around me, what she said next however really confused the hell out of me. "Poor stallion....you must have gone through some sort of mental trauma to make this happen."

With a flat expression on my face I broke the hug. "No, Like I said, I just enjoy horror, its fun, also please don't hug me again." I absolutely hated physical contact unless it was something like a hand shake, don't know why I just did.

Princess Celestia gave me a hurt expression, before she went back to being her normal self, abit as normal as a thousand year old alicorn dealing with a zombie pandemic could be, and spoke again. "Alright...I'll try not to hug you again, now, onto an important topic."

Raising an eyebrow I motioned for her to go on, which she did so. "I have seen the reports and first hand accounts of just what your able to do from seemingly nothing, do you have any way to combat the undead without the need to put more ponies at risk than there already are? Like some advanced golems or some super weapon we can use to destroy large chunks of the undead at once."

I grinned like a madman. "Advances Golems you say? I have something like that, they make yours look like trash in comparison, yes." I cackled internally, one of the ideas I had was likely about to be put to use. At least, I thought so at any rate.

Celestia gave me what to me, looked like a hopeful stare as she once again spoke. "I am willing to pay whatever price you deem needed if what your able to do can rid Equestria of the undead threat which it finds itself struggling under, anything, name it, and if this works, even if what you ask for is....less than morally acceptable in the eyes of most."

Nodding I went on. "Alright, I'll need to find a structure thats rather high, the top of a sky scraper for instance, for what I intend to do, I'm going to create a central control and command center for the golems I plan to make, and I need a large empty area to create em, as for what I want? We can talk about that after and if this works."

Princess Celestia nodded and stood up. "Hold on, this may be a tad...disorienting if you haven't experienced it before." I tried to ask what she meant before her horn lit up with a golden colored light and it felt like I had been flash banged.

With a wet splatting noise I flopped onto a hard crystal floor, breaking my nose in the process and causing me to swear, Celestia tried to help using her magic put I held a hand up, and injected myself with a stimpack, the instant healing seemed to startle her more than my blood splattering on the floor did. "How did you heal so quickly? What was in that syringe?" She snagged the used syringe off the ground, I had tossed it on instinct, and tried to scan it with her magic, and seemed to frown when she couldn't detect any trace of what had once been inside it.

Laughing I explained. "That was a stimpack, a common pre-war chem used to heal wounds instantly, broken bones, damaged organs, all healed within seconds, I also have chems which slow down your perception of time because of how fast your going, chems which can send you into a psychotic rage and can't feel pain, and chems which let you see shit behind walls, I got a chem for everythin." The chem which let you see behind walls was Daddy-O, it showed you a sort of purple mist behind objects, showing an enemy was there, VERY fucking useful for when I had to clear out a building to stay the night if I didn't feel like sleeping in my car.

Princess Celestia's eyebrow rose. "Pre war? What do you mean by pre war?" She asked as she sat down in a chair made of crystal.

I coughed. "On October Third 2077 the world was plunged into atomic fire as the United States of America and the People's Republic of China exchanged nuclear weapons, destroying not only one another but also sparking further nuclear retaliation across the worlds various nuclear powers, now the year when I arrived here was 2295, two hundred and eighteen years after the bombs fell and humanity, my species, still hasn't recovered fully." Hey, I was my Fallout 4 character, may as well hold up to the legacy of Fallout eh?

Celestia's eyes widened, which I still found creepy, but in a neat sort of way. "What are atomic bombs?" She asked, her tone indicating she didn't know if she'd like my answer or not.

As I spoke I let no emotion into my voice, this was good shit, to me anyways. "It's a weapon so powerful and destructive, that it becomes as hot as the core of a star for a brief moment, and that moment is all it takes to destroy miles upon miles of entire cities, towns, countryside, anything hit by it will die, and if you don't die from the heat or the blast, the radiation will kill ya, radiation rips apart your cells at the atomic level, fucks with em, either mutates em to the point you get cancer of some sort, or flat out kills you, its not a pretty process, and hundreds of these, if not thousands, got used across the world." I paused for a minute to take a drink. "Oceans burned, and the planets surface was forever altered by radioactive flame."

Celestia once again looked horrified. "You don't have any 'atomic bombs' on you do you?"

Shaking my head I said. "No, I do not, now, where are we exactly?" This was of course a lie, I did have an M45 Tactical Nuclear Launcher, or a Fatman as the uneducated would call it, along with several dozen M45 Tactical Nuclear Warheads, or, mini nukes.

She let out a sigh of what sounded like relief. "Alright, we're at the top of the Crystal Palace, its the tallest building in the Crystal Empire, unless told you won't be bothered here, to conduct whatever it is you need to do, as for a large flat space, I can have that arranged."

"Alright, feel free to check by in about an hour." I said with a grin, already getting ready for the task at hand, this building being so tall would be a huge advantage. Princess Celestia nodded and teleported away with a flash, and I set to work, first thing I did? Climb to the absolute top of the tower which was easy since there was a ladder built into the crystal, and slapped an antenna dish onto the top, set down a fusion generator like those you'd see in a pre war basement, and then hook up a terminal to it. Then I took thirty minutes hooking star cores into the terminal and the extra electronic systems which I hooked INTO that main terminal, about seven of them, and pressed a button which activated protocols within the terminal, now all I had to do was the last step, it was about that time that Celestia teleported back again and looked around in surprise.

"The large flat area you require is ready for whatever it is your going to do, if you'll close your eyes I can teleport us there now." Celestia said still looking around the room, before with a flash I could STILL see behind my eyes went off and we where in an empty field outside, I could see the Crystal Palace in the distance, and about another mile away was what seemed to be a wall being built just inside the edge of the barrier. "Will this do?" Celestia asked looking down at me, seeing as she was a good foot and a half taller than me.

Looking around for a few moments, I looked back at Celestia and nodded. "Yep, this should do, so stand back, I don't feel like having to replace this things several times." With a thought I opened the workshop and began to place robot work benches, two dozen of em, and the fusion generators to power em, auto defense turrets, and a terminal which I hooked another antenna into, and the programming from the one at the top of the Crystal Palace took effect. The moment the terminal came online and was hooked into the robot work benches, it began to produce robots of pre set combinations, such as assaultrons with Mr.Handy buzz saws for hands, sentry bots with duel mini gun arms and mortar launchers in their backs, and several random combinations of robots that would mostly just use blades against zombies, while others would use long ranged weapons such as rockets.

Princess Celestia looked on in awe as sentry bots, assaultrons, and robobrains stepped or rolled out of the work benches and began to take up formation awaiting orders from either the central command terminal, which I had locked, or my pipboy. I grinned at Celestia, who's jaw was on the floor. "Ready to retake your kingdom?" I said, excited.

Celestia looked down at me again. "Are you sure these golems of yours will be effective against the undead?" She asked, her voice skeptical.

I nodded. "If these combat robots can deal with living soldiers who can shoot back, I think they can deal with a few undead morons who can't even hold a knife." That was true, I had yet to see a zombie even pick up so much as a rock, let alone an actual useful weapon or tool, they just grabbed at the living with their rotting hands and sunk their teeth into flesh and ate, despite the fact they couldn't digest what they ripped from the living they attacked.

Celestia, for the first time since I had seen her, grinned, an impossibly wide grin at that. "Oh Faust yes, it's time to retake my Kingdom, then, to show the other kingdoms and empires how we rose up without their help to defeat the undead, and how without them we became much, much stronger than they, these golems look centuries ahead of anything we have at the moment, even the advanced ones I was forced to leave in Canterlot."

I chuckled and pressed a button on my pipboy, and each robot received orders, and set to carry them out until they could no longer do so. "Let's start this party." I said as robots began to check their weapons and internal systems, before rolling or walking off to accomplish their tasks.

Author's Note

hiya all, this is the last chapter of Biohazard, this leaves room for a sequel if I decide to write one, but don't count on it lol, hope ya enjoyed