Equestria Girls/ Guys- spring breakdown

“Prepare yourself... for the Great and Powerful Trixie and Trixter of the High Seas! Two shows daily! Tip your waiters and waitresses!” Trixie and Trixter yell.

“Wasn't ready for that,” Dash murmurs quietly.

“Why, hello, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Blitz. If you're hoping for a glimpse of the ultimate power in the universe, you'll have to wait 'til tonight,” Trixter greets them.

“Nah. Just looking for bad magic,” Blitz tells them.

“Sorry to disappoint you, but the bad magic of others always follows our amazing magic,” the magicians reply.

“What do you mean?” Dash asks.

“Ugh, we’re talking about the old grandpas in the audience who see our show and then try to impress their kids with a disappearing quarter trick on their way home!”

“Their magic only shows up in response to your magic! Huh! You guys are geniuses!”

“Well, obviously. Now, do you mind helping us shove this ten-foot handkerchief down our sleeves?”

Dash and Blitz sprint out of the room.

Trixie and Trixter struggle with the handkerchiefs.

“Nine ninety-nine?” They giggle, “our savvy shopping smarts strike again! Here's ten,” the both struggle to catch the penny change.

Ragamuffin says with a Cockney accent and grunts “By golly, that's real copper, it is! Blooming delightful! A... penny for your thoughts, miss?” He asks Rarity.

“Oh, you can't afford my thoughts,” Rarity stutters as Elusive snickers.

“Quite right. Lovable scamp like meself. Ol' Ragamuffin, that's me name, innit? Uh, need a 'and?” Ragamuffin chuckles.

“Uh, Ragamuffin? I’m Elusive. This is Rarity.”

“Uh, Raar-it-ee? Hmmm. Elu-sive?”

“Uh, no-no-no-no-no. Rarity,” Rarity tries again.

“Rarr-it-ee?” Ragamuffin tries again.

“Close enough,” Rarity mutters as Elusive’s phone rings.

“Hello darling, no we haven’t. Ok, we’re on our way. We need to go Rarity, the others want us to go and prepare for tonight.”

“Let’s go then,” Ragamuffin picks up their stuff.

Pinkie and Bubble are sat on the drums, Fluttershy and Butterscotch are stood holding tambourines. Applejack is sat leaning on the speaker with her head in her arms again.

“Hmmm... Look at us! Getting ready to play at a pool party! Who knows what hijinks will ensue, are we right? Maybe we’ll fall in the pool fully clothed! And everyone will laugh!” Dusk and Twilight laugh but realise no one else is. “Are you not having fun?”

“Our whole lives, we’ve been taught that you could only berry blast a butter biscuit on a bundt cake with two layers of chocolate. But this afternoon, we saw the truth. The buffet has a Triple Choco-Berry Blasted Butter Biscuit Bundt Cake,” Pinkie and Bubble sigh then start to complain.

“How was it?!” Dusk asks.

“We don't know! 'Cause Rainbow Dash and Blitz got us banned from the buffet!” Pinkie and Bubble half yell.

“What?!” Twilight yells.

“They also scared the animals in the petting zoo. Now they don't want pets. It's just a zoo,” Butterscotch complains unhappily.

Applejack uses the speaker and AJ to pull herself up.

“Ugh. She sure wasn't helpin' me not get sick off the side of the boat,” she puts a hand over her mouth as her face goes green. Again.

“But you're still having fun, right?” Dusk asks everyone.

“Oh, of course,” Fluttershy and Butterscotch say sort of happily.

“Yeah,” Pinkie and Bubble say sarcastically.

Applejack gags as AJ, Matt and Maria look at her in concern.

“It really is nice. Thank you both for booking this for us,” Maria says to Twilight and Dusk, “it’s nice to get away and have a peaceful holiday,” she adds, rubbing Applejack’s arm lightly.

Applejack covers her mouth and runs off to throw up again. Maria sprints after her.

“I'm sorry, everyone,” Twilight says as Dusk wraps an arm around her.

“It's not your fault,” Sunset and Glare say together placing their hands on Twilight’s shoulders.

“Hey, gang! Sorry, we’re late! So, listen. We've got an idea for our show tonight! We unleash some awesomeness on the crowd! We’re talkin' rainbow lasers!” Dash and Blitz sprint up and jump onto the stage.

“Is that a thing?” Sunset asks.

Blitz laughs, “Yeah! When we-”

“Do you mean when we turn into ponies or do you mean—?” Bubble asks.

“No! The other thing!” Dash tells them.

“I always called that "pony up",” Glare states.

“The rainbow lasers!” The rainbow-haired friends scoff.

“I don't think that's a thing,” Fluttershy and Butterscotch whisper.

“It will be after we do it tonight! Who's with us?” The athletes ask the group.

“Rainbow, Blitz can we talk to you two for a second?” Sunset asks as she and Glare pull them aside.

Sunset Shimmer sighs then gulps, “Twilight and Dusk worked really hard to plan this trip for all of us, and... uh, how can I say this without being mean?”

“Just say it! We can take it!” Blitz rolls his eyes.

“You're ruining it for everyone!” Glare tells them.

“Ouch! Your words just... punched my feelings,” Dash says as Blitz puts his hand on her shoulder.

“You said you could take it. Just stop looking for a problem when there isn't one. How's that?” Sunset asks the pair rolling her eyes.

Rarity and Elusive giggle, “Hello, darlings!”

“Where have you two been?!” Twilight asks them.

“'Avin' a li'l chat with ol' Ragamuffin, they were!” Ragamuffin defends them as there’s an awkward silence.

Maria and Applejack walk up the stairs towards the group as Ragamuffin turns to leave.

“All right, all right. Thanks for ev'rything, Rarit-y,” he says as Rarity sighs.

“Good luck for all that music an' whatnot,” he says shaking hands with Applejack. Applejack gags turns green and runs off again. AJ follows her concerned.

“Cheers!” He says before leaving.

“It's like he fell out of a historical romance novel,” Rarity sighs as he leaves. Elusive rolls his eyes.

“Is that how romance sounds?” Fluttershy asks.

Everyone else rolls their eyes.

“Matt, Maria. Are you two going to sing solos?” The singers spin around to look at Dash.

“Are we?” Matt asks.

“Hm. Well, I’m not too keen on the idea. Besides, do we even have a song we could do?” Maria shudders lightly at the thought of singing.

“I never expected them words to come out of your mouth Marie,” Twilight tells her.

“Yeah. You two always have something to sing,” Dusk says as Matt turns to Maria.

“We could do fight song,” Matt suggests as Maria grabs Applejack’s bass.

“Actually, that might not be a bad idea. You guys are singing first though,” Maria tells the Rainbooms.

They nod in agreement as AJ and Applejack come back.