So Fucked Up
It was a Beautifully sexy day in Ponyville and many ponies were walking around ready to be raped. to Fluttershy they looked so Delicious she always liked small animals and raped them alot, she raped them to the point where they became her slaves, they acted like they liked her and played along so they wouldn't be raped 10 times a day...only 5. but she grew weary of small woodland creatures her huge kickstand just ripped them to shreds. so here she was sitting in Ponyville watching all her friends jump around their plots so Delicious and she just wanted to dive her face in and nom nom nom. but her friends were a bunch of girly pastel colored fucks who would never let her do this so she packed her bags and traveled to the Everfree forest to see that zebra Zecora (with her amazing flank) and potions. when she got to Zecora’s she said “sup bitch gimmee some fucking potions so I can knock those asshole friends of mine out” Zecora replied in a sexy tone “Your request I hear, but first we will rape your ear, and other things too, it will be done with sweetie and scootaloo” Fluttershy loved the idea so she laid down and spread her legs wide. Zecora pulled out some sort of huge African tool thingy that looked kinda like a penis, Fluttershy gasped “what the fuck is that?” Zecora replied “it’s a tool I will use to fuck you, you fool.” just as soon as the zebra hoe said that she jammed the big ass tool into Fluttershy’s plothole. The yellow bitch screamed in pain and delight as the skin around her plothole ripped and began to bleed. Zecora used the blood as lube, she rubbed it all over the tool and jammed it in Fluttershy’s other hole and it too ripped. Zecora continued to jam it in and out harder and faster as Fluttershy began to scream uncontrollably and her body shook from the shock of what the zebra was doing. Fluttershy tried to yell stop but she was in to much pain. Zecora got tired of this and it gave Fluttershy a break but just as soon as Fluttershy started to relax Zecora whistled and a door in the corner of the hut opened. It was Scootaloo who had a massive wingboner from watching this whole thing. Scootaloo’s member was pulsating from the amount of blood flowing through it, she pulled it out and stuck it in Fluttershy’s ear. Scootaloo used her pecker as a ramrod going in and out of Fluttershy’s ear while it started bleeding just as her moist plotholes had done. Scootaloo kept going, and going, Fluttershy was just glad that nopony was sticking anything in her mouth, but she spoke to soon. Sweetie belle burst through the door using the new spell she learned from twilight, this spell gave her a wang bigger than Big Macs. Sweetie jammed her new joystick hard into Fluttershy’s mouth making it almost impossible for her to breath. Zecora got back up, she threw her front right hoof into one of Fluttershy’s unfilled holes and the tool into the other. Fluttershy was now unconscious but the three other horny ponies continued to pound her gaping plot hole. Scootaloo was finally climaxing and her pulsating sausage shot a huge amount of cum into Fluttershy’s eye and all over her mane. Sweetie Belle was also letting out her massive load into Fluttershy’s mouth, as she did this Fluttershy woke up and swallowed all of it. She was in pain but loved the taste of Sweeties load it was...sweet, like Zecora’s plot. Zecora was done when Fluttershy came all over the floor. The zebra spoke and everyone listened. “The sex was great, it was first rate, my assistants are fillys, they received nice willies, from the magic of Twi they like to rape you till you cry.” All the ponies in the room laughed in delight at Zecora’s rhyme.
After the amazing rape fest Fluttershy received from the fillies with willies and Zecora. Zecora had whipped up a couple batches of shit that would knock out her friends but she needed the help of one pink pony. So she headed off to Sugarcube Corner to seek out that nice piece of pink plot. Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were fuck buddies and loved to rape other ponies too. Pinkie Pie really liked Fluttershy’s plan to knock out her friends and fuck them all night long. Pinkie and Fluttershy baked some nice rufy cupcakes so they could follow through with their plan. All of a sudden Pinkie had an urge to whip her ankle spanker out of nowhere and began fucking Fluttershy’s gaping plothole! Fluttershy didn’t mind this sporadic move from her Pink friend, Fluttershy actually was enjoying the hard fucking her best friend was giving her. Pinkie Pie had a very nice beef whistle, it was smooth and had huge pulsating veins that felt good inside of Fluttershy, (it reminded her of the time she got fucked by Iron Will but Pinkie’s ween was oddly much bigger than his) After Pinkie had finished in Fluttershy’s plotholes, she used her throbbing chode to penetrate Fluttershy’s cum crusted ear hole. While fucking the shit out of Fluttershy Pinkie remembered she had a very important sex date with Rarity, So she told the unconscious and now deaf Fluttershy she had to go, leaving Fluttershy covered with cum on the floor of Sugarcube corner. Mr. cake saw this and played around in Futtershy’s hole a bit with his hoof and used the mixture of semen and shit that now dripped down his hoof in his next batch of cupcakes.Fluttershy was awakened by the wonderful aroma of cupcakes that had just come out of the oven. “would you like to try one Fluttershy?” Asked Mr. cake. Fluttershy wobbled up and accepted one of these great smelling cupcakes. She ate it quickly and went to grab another one but accidentally grabbed the cum gun of Mr.Cake that was now throbbing out of control. “This donger is...wonderful, and so are these cupcakes! what did you put in them?” asked Fluttershy with anticipation. Mr. Cake only smirked and his dude piston grew bigger, Fluttershy still gripping it tightly in her hoof. “I’ll tell you my recipe if you just stroke my lap rocket a little.” said Mr.Cake. Fluttershy taking no time to think about this began furiously stroking Mr.Cake’s lengthy manroll. Mr.Cake enjoying every second of this remembered that his wife Mrs.Cake would be back any minute now. Mr. Cake Didn’t care though he has always wanted to savagely fuck Fluttershy and he wasn't about to let his wife stop him. Just as Mr. Cake put his fire hose into Fluttershy Mrs. Cake strolled through the door the vicious pounding happening right in front of her was shocking but she wasn’t mad it only made her horny to see her husbands massive purple-headed yogurt flinger deep inside Fluttershy.she joined in by jamming her hoof into Mr. Cakes ass, he really liked this and it made him instantly splooge all over Fluttershy’s back The warm jizz along with the sensation she just experienced made her cum and Mr. cake began to lick it up while Mrs. cake was licking the cum out of Fluttershy’s mane. After she was licked clean Fluttershy made out with Mrs. cake for a bit, she was tired now so she grabbed the rape-cakes and headed home for the night. She just couldn't get over how amazing Mr. Cakes heat seeking moisture missle was.
The morning after the fun with the cakes Fluttershy headed over to Sweet Apple Acres to offer her friend the rape-cakes she had made with Pinkie. “Howdy Fluttershy” said Applejack. Fluttershy’s ham wallet was moist because she was so horny thinking about what she was about to do to the orange hillbilly whore. “what you doin’ round these parts?” asked Applejack. Fluttershy responded “just cant wait to play with your parts.” Applejack was a little taken aback “what did you say sugarcube?” Fluttershy just smiled and held a cupcake out for Applejack to take. “Oh this just looks delightful” said Applejack as she took a bite from the delicious rape-cake and soon stumbled to the ground. “yay, rape time” Fluttershy said in a voice that would make any colt splooge.
Fluttershy dragged Applejack’s sexy unconscious ready to be raped body back to her shed on the outskirts of the Everfree forest. Once inside Fluttershy put Applejack in a chair and strapped all her limbs to it with the pelts of small woodland creatures that had been brutally raped by Fluttershy beforehand . Fluttershy had been stalking Applejack for years and had several pictures of her tacked up on all the walls of the shed. When Applejack awakened she gasped at the sight of all the pictures and when she realized she couldn't move she began to panic. Fluttershy began to sing “hush now quiet now its time to be raped by Fluttershy, hush now quiet now shut the hell up or ill rape you in the eye.” Applejack looked at Fluttershy nervously cleared her throat and said “your kiddin’ right hun? this ain’t funny!” Fluttershy seemed delighted by the question “oh no Applejack this isn’t a joke this is time for you to be raped by me, and its time for me to have fun.” said Fluttershy with a huge grin. “Now let’s get down to business” added Fluttershy in a tone that only a pedopony would use. Fluttershy ran upstairs to grab her vibrating strapon dildo.she opened Aj’s pussy and shoved the dildo into it "Ooohhhh Fuck you, you sex hungry whore!" Flutershy Exclaimed as she fucked her friend as hard as she could. Applejack was moaning at the top of her lungs with the pleasure of the synthetic fuck rod being jammed inside. It was painful and she didn't understand why her friend was doing this to her but Applejack could do nothing and could only watch as Fluttershy raped her. The sounds of the moans were so loud the royal guards thought somepony was being harmed, four of them quickly flew to the shed where Sexually brutal rape was happening. Bursting through the door one of the guards said “whats going on here!” Fluttershy pulled out and greeted them with her ridiculously large strapon flopping about. Fluttershy gave the guards the stare putting them in a trance “rape Applejack now!” Fluttershy said in a hypnotic tone. The guards could not resist and began to fill Applejack’s virgin holes with their royal giggle sticks. They slid in and out quickening their pace in sync as they got closer, and closer to their climax. All at once the four guards pulled out one jammed his hot dog into Aj’s mouth, while the others released their loads all over AJ making her spasm. So much jizz was released at once into her mouth from the the biggest guard of them all, Applejack’s tiny mare body could not handle it causing her to drown. “Oopsie” said the guard and all the ponies began to giggle uncontrollably at the sight of the dead pony. Fluttershy went back over to her friend and cleaned the cum off of AJ with her mouth, Fluttershy licked her lips “oh how wonderful” she said as she swallowed the guards semen.
“Dear Princess Molestia” wrote Fluttershy “today I learned that it is not always a good idea to rape the living shit out of your friends because they may drown in semen when the guards come to join the rape-fest.”
“Ps Applejack is dead. your guards filled her with to much man jelly.”
Fluttershy sealed the letter and found Spike to have him send it off to the troll princess.
Moments later spike belches out a letter from the molesting princess saying
“I am pleased.”
Back at Rarity’s place
Pinkie, unable to hold back, exploded inside Rarity. The sight of her marshmallow flank, the sound of her voice groaning and the feel of her body pressed against her skin, Pinkie shot deep inside of her. The strength of both of their orgasms crashing around them. As soon as Pinkie Shot her load all over Rarity’s perfectly groomed mane she shoved her fuck rod back inside Rarity’s now loose pussy. While Pinkie and Rarity were fucking harder than before Sweetie Belle was sitting in the corner being out of the way, but little did they know Sweetie Belle had the biggest most veiny fun stick of them all.When sweetie belle found out her massive schlong was the largest she knew she had to do something. Sweetie Belle effortlessly slid her gargantuan jackhammer into her sisters humongous plothole. As Sweetie pounded Rarity ferociously Rarity felt the pain of her plothole being ripped apart but she had never had this much fun with her sister in her life. As Sweetie started fucking Rarity Pinkie Decided to try this pedophilia thing Rainbow Dash was always telling her about, so Pinkie shoved her Large johnson into Sweetie Belle’s tight plothole. Sweetie did not see the action coming from the pink pony who is now sliding her flesh flute in and out of her now loosening plothole. “Fuck Train!!!” Pinkie Pie screamed “I like trains, i think of myself as the little engine that could!” sweetie belle replied between her pants in time with the thrusts going into her sisters rear. The sex trio suddenly broke into sporadic song
(safety fuck song)
“we can fuck if we want to, we can rape our friends Behinds,
but if they don’t fuck and if they wont suck well, they ain’t no friends of mine.
I say we can fuck where we want to, in the plot or in the mouth
and we can act like a monkey while we get down and funky
in ponyville and leave sanity behind so we can fuck.
I say, we can fuck, we can suck.
we are all out of control.
we can fuck, we can suck.
were doin it from wall to wall.
we can fuck, we can suck everypony look at your hooves.
we can fuck we can suck. everypony joinin the trai-a-ainnn”
While everypony was having sex something strange would happen that none of the ponies would ever expect. Joe suddenly came into existence in the wonderfully sexy town of Ponyville. Joe had no idea what had happened and he only knew where he was because he was an avid viewer of My Little Pony Friendship is magic. As Joe was getting his barrings of where he was in the quaint little town of Ponyville he heard the screaming of Rarity in her boutique, he ran towards the little house thing. Suddenly he realised he had hooves instead of his usual hands he was... a Pony! Joe continued sprinting toward Rarity’s place after hearing the horrifying screams coming from there. as soon as he broke down the door too his surprise he saw Sweetie, Pinkie, and Rarity all fucking in the middle of the floor, Joe’s first thought was “why aren’t they in bed and why didn’t they invite me?!” after Joe had noticed that Pinkie and Sweetie both had dicks that weren’t strapons he checked on himself only to find an extremely virgin sausage wallet. When Pinkie asked Joe if he wanted to get down and dirty Joe said “I don’t know Pinkie it will probably hurt and I... I don’t usually have a... you know a... vagina down there I usually have a love rod.” Pinkie smiled, Joe knew exactly what was about to happen
(Pinkies Rape Song)
When I was a little filly I was raped by my dad
His big cock and his jizzing would always make me sad
Id hide inside my closet to escape his big black dong
But mommy pie said that wasn’t the way to take dick at all
She said pinkie you gotta spread your legs
Learn to open wide
You’ll see that dicks may hurt you just moan to make it really fun
Uhhhh uhhh uuhhh
Soooo stroke on the sausage
Rub on the wiener
Stroke it super gently
Ride it like a bently
Stare at it intently
Then suck it 'till your spently
And tell that big hung crazy pony to give it to you in the plot harder than he’s ever done before and the very idea of him fucking you just makes you want to…MOAAAAAAAAAAAN
After Pinkies amazing song of her past Joe felt he had enough confidence to take the pink pile driver. He laid himself back onto Rarity’s couch, hoping she wouldn’t mind if they got it covered in semen. Pinkie took this action by Joe as an invitation into his tight cooter, so she violently exploded all over Joe who was not used to being on the receiving end of the jizz. Pinkie went down to Joes snatch she slid her tongue between the lips of Joe's sensational vagina.
"Ohhh Pinkie this feels so good."
Moaned Joe
"mhmm"
Pinkie replied
With Pinkies skillful tongue working away at Joe's snatch, Joe knew he couldn't hold back very much longer.
"Oh my celestia!"
Joe Screamed in painful pleasure as he filled Pinkies mouth with his vaginal fluids produced.
Pinkie Blew her load not to long after Joe's but too Joe’s disappointment Pinkies load went all over the floor instead of all over his face. Pinkie seeing the sadness in Joe’s eye’s she said
“It’s ok Joe, I have lots more of that!”
Joe smiled and invited Pinkie to shove her length into his loosening vagina
(Flutterhoe time)
Ever since Applejack was killed by a guard Fluttershy was a little bit sad but she knew she couldn't let pinkie pie down she had 2 rape-cakes left and more friends to play with. Some of iron wills advice kept her motivated he always said “friends don’t want rape? make their holes gape.” She repeated it to herself as she trotted around to look for Rainbow Dash, that sexy cyan pony was up next, this was gonna be fun. Fluttershy went to the tree Rainbow usually naps in, it was that time of day and she figured she would give it a try. Upon arriving to the park she saw the old tree and Rainbow Dash (like always) was sleeping there. She flew up and prodded RD with her hoof “hey Rainbow Dash, umm i uhh made something for you with Pinkie Pie.” Fluttershy said in a calm tone so that Rainbow dash would wake up in a good mood and accept the baked treat. “hey fluttershy, what is it a cupcake? sure let me at it!” Rainbow Dash gobbled the rape-cake up in a couple swift bites she must have been hungry after her nap, but it looked like Dash was going back to sleep as the cake kicked in just as fast as it had in Applejack. As Rainbow Dash awoke from her cupcake induced sleep she noticed that she had awoken in the shed owned by the local pedofilly Fluttershy.
Fluttershy said
"Oh I'm gonna have fun with you!"
"but you don't have a Big hairy hotdog like Pinkie!"
Screamed Rainbow Dash.
"oh Dashie I'm not the only one fucking you today."
"Uh, what do you mean shy?"
Replied Rainbow Dash.
"Silly filly I'm gonna get Gilda to help me!"
Fluttershy pointed to the wall and to Dash's horror she saw the stupid bitch of the griffon hanging there with her intestinal tract dangling.
"when she came to town that one day I couldn't pass up the opportunity to fuck a mythical creature, I know you would have done the same."
Said Fluttershy
"I wouldn't kill one of my friends!"
screamed Rainbow Dash.
"oh Rainbow I didn't mean to kill her she just couldn't handle the amount of fun we were having!"
"Fluttershy we don't need to do this come on buddy."
Fluttershy smiled back at Dash
"come on it will be fun, Pinkie and I love doing this."
Rainbow Dash knew she wasn't getting out of this shed alive so she tried her best to enjoy what was to come.
"I invited your biggest fan over Rainbow Dash."
Said Fluttershy as Scootaloo come dashing through the door of the shed.
"Oh my Celestia Rainbow Dash we are going to have so much fun together!"
Said Scootaloo Giddily as she ran right up next to the tied down Rainbow Dash.
"Scootaloo you have to help me!"Replied Rainbow Dash "Fluttershy has gone insane she wants to rape and kill me!"
Scootaloo looked over the struggling cyan pony
"she's not insane, This whole thing was my idea."
"WHAT?!" Screamed Rainbow Dash. "Why would you want to do this Scootaloo?"
Scootaloo giggled a bit and said
"I'm doing this because I love you and I want you to be with me forever."
Rainbow Dash was speechless from the words that were coming out of this little fillies mouth.
"Fluttershy I think she's ready to get started"
Scootaloo smirked at the motionless rainbow maned pony strapped to the chair in the middle of the shed.
Just as Scootaloo finished talking Fluttershy pulled out her strapon dildo
"I call this one the Rod of Pleasure"
Said Fluttershy with a smile
Then Fluttershy Jammed the dildo into Rainbow's ear, it almost didn't fit inside but Fluttershy wouldn't let size stop her from pounding her cyan friend's ear relentlessly. Scootaloo joined into the fun by shoving her real length into Rainbow's ham wallet. Rainbow dash actually was enjoying the fucking that Scootaloo was giving her but She was too distracted by the fact that Fluttershy was shoving a dildo into her ear.
"*moan* Fluttershy *gasp* Can you plea-- Oh sweet celestia!-- take that out of my ear?!"
Said Rainbow Dash between gasps of pleasure.
"I'm only getting started Dashie."
Said Fluttershy in her usual Fluttershy tone.
"She is gonna do a lot better than that Rainbow Dash, just you wait!"
Said Scootaloo while thrusting her penor into Rainbows tight sausage wallet.
Rainbow Dash couldn't help but too imagine what was to come of this horrible yet satisfying day. During the massive ear rape that Fluttershy was giving Rainbow Dash Fluttershy noticed that the cyan ponies ear beginning to bleed. Fluttershy did not want her new toy to expire so soon, so Fluttershy injected Rainbow with a hefty dose of adrenaline to keep her from bleeding out. Fluttershy knew she couldn't continue in the ear of her friend so she pulled out and immediately stuck the strapon into Rainbow's Wide open and drooling mouth.
Oh look I don't even have to apply lube!"
Said Fluttershy.
Scootaloo chuckled at the yellow ponies remark.
"Fluttershy" exclaimed Scootaloo. "Fluttershy don't rip her mouth too much, I want a try."
By this point Rainbow was unconscious But the other two ponies continued to brutally fuck the unconscious cyan body.
"Fluttershy I think it's time we start the real fun" said Scootaloo. "Go get Pinkie, She's good at this kind of stuff."
"Um, Ok, good bye Rainbow Dash." Said the insane Yellow Pony to her dying friend.
"don't come back without Pinkie, you hear me?"
"Don't you worry Scootaloo"
Fluttershy said as she walked out of the shed.
The shed look innocent enough from the outside and that's all that everypony else needed to know. The inside of the shed was a whole other story. The walls were covered with mutilated bodies of small animals that Fluttershy had caught and raped for her twisted way of having fun. on the only table in the middle of the room had a toaster on it. The toaster was not the odd part about the room, it was the cover that was on the toaster. The cover was made out of the pelt of the local mail mare, Derpy Hooves. The eyes on Derpy were like googly eyes.
Sugarcube corner
Fluttershy flew up to Sugarcube corner only to find Mr.Cake and Mrs.Cake cleaning up the floor of their store which had gotten very dirty from Fluttershy's last visit.
"hello, is Pinkie here?"
asked Fluttershy
"No sorry Fluttershy She hasn't come back since you left, I think she went to see Rarity."
Said Mr.cake giving Fluttershy a wink as he watched her walk out on her way to Rarity's house.
"I wonder why Pinkie is at Rarity's place?"
Said Fluttershy too herself as she approached the local dress shop owned by Rarity
Fluttershy Knocked on the door of the boutique.
"Uh, who is it?"
Asked Rarity softly in an awkward tone.
"Um, I can come back later if you want."
Responded Fluttershy in her soft quiet tone."
As fluttershy was about to walk away she thought
"No Fluttershy you must be more assertive than that."
Fluttershy reminded herself as she walked back up to the boutique as she kicked the already damaged door that was broken by the man they call Brony Dance Party
Fluttershy looked into the dark room illuminated only by the setting sun. Fluttershy could only see the silhouettes of her friends it was made easy by their very recognizable manes.
"Girls? What are you all doing?"
Asked Fluttershy as she slowly walked into the now pitch black room. The light's suddenly came on and in an instant a grin slowly came upon Fluttershy's face.
"I would love to join in but I really need your help Pinkie."
Said Fluttershy
"What do you need Fluttershy?"
asked Pinkie Pie
"We are having a party just for Rainbow Dash"
Said Fluttershy
"Alright lets go!"
Fluttershy and Pinkie Ran out of Rarity's house towards the Everfree Forest where they would have fun with their cyan friend. When they arrived at Fluttershy's shed Pinkie burst through the door too find to her excitement her friend strapped to a chair.
Pinkie jumping over too Rainbow Dash in the chair "Oh I love these kinds of parties!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Can I get started now?"
"that's what we brought you here for Pinkie"
scootaloo replied from the dark corner. "Pinkie your tools are on the table, remember have fun."
Said Scootaloo with a smile.
Pinkie now right next to the chair picked up her very own special pink chainsaw with rainbows and smiles on it.
She prepped the friendly chainsaw for her friend who was just waking up from her shock induced sleep. the chainsaw revved up as Rainbow's eyes opened suddenly.
"this all seems so familiar to me"
Thought Rainbow Dash as terrible images of one of her dreams raced through her mind. Rainbow remembered the horrific images of this seemingly happy, joyful, friendly pink pony doing absolutely horrible things to her body with that exact chainsaw. A single tear ran down the blue pegasus's face as she said empathetically.
"I'm sorry."
Rainbow's last words struck the hearts of the rest of the room. Tears began to run down their own faces as Pinkie got closer and closer to The blue pegasus's body
"It will be all fine Dashie."
Whispered Pinkie into Rainbows ear. Rainbow Dash openly wept to the thought of what was to come.
"I should be the one who is sorry Rainbow"
Said Pinkie as she lowered the chainsaw with its vicious teeth now digging into Rainbow Dash's wing quickly ripping through it. Scootoaloo Was still smiling and crying with tears of joy her mood was the complete opposite of the rest of the room's.
"Rainbow I love you"
Whispered Scootaloo into the the screaming pony's ear as her wings lay on the cold floor of the shed. Rainbow crying with pain, Fluttershy looking away in fear, Pinkie Prepping the rest of the tools, and scootaloo, Scootaloo was watching the pink pony's every move with intrigue. Pinkie using her skillful hooves cut open Rainbow's stomach.
"aw I forgot to get my dress I made for doing this kind of stuff"
The dress Pinkie was referring too was the one she had made out of ponies cutie marks that she had cut up and used their organs as the special ingredient in her famous cupcake recipe. Rainbow Dash fainted from the loss of blood, she never thought that her friends would do something this horrific to her. what had she done to deserve this why would her friends find this enjoyable? These questions were the only thing Rainbow could think of as the pink pony cut parts out of Rainbow Dash who gave up trying to do anything to make them stop. Scootaloo watched Pinkie Take out body parts from Rainbow Dash Scootaloo couldn't wait to hang her new favourite piece of artwork on her wall.
Hours Later after Pinkie had finished with Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo Went home carrying the Skin of Rainbow Dash for her wall. Pinkie and Fluttershy walked out of the shed with their heads bowed mourning the loss of their friend.
"Well Rainbow probably went to pony Hell anyway."
Said Pinkie. Fluttershy looked at pinkie and laughed, the pink pony joined in on the laughter of her friend.
"do you want to do this again sometime?"
asked Fluttershy nicely.
"sure!" exclaimed Pinkie "when I get in the zone I have all kinds of fun, just maybe we shouldn't get one of our friends"
Pinkie added.
"uh, how about Derpy?"
asked Fluttershy
"she delivers my mail though." Said Pinkie
"Who the fuck sends you mail anyway?"
Added Fluttershy.
"you don't know me bitch!"
Yelled Pinkie as she ran off back to Sugarcube corner.
"Oh sorry"
Said Fluttershy apologetically
Rarity's Boutique
With the loss of Pinkie from the party Joe didn't know if it would be a good idea to interrupt Rarity and Sweetie Belle in their crazy incest antics. He thought it was a very weird thing for those two to be together in that way but they looked like they were having a good time. Joe left the boutique to meet some of the other ponies in town. Since Joe watched the show a lot he knew all of the names of everypony in town. The others thought it was weird that this blue pony knew all of them when they had no idea who he was or where he came from. the one pony Joe was looking for was Twilight Sparkle. His guess was she was probably in the Library with spike doing something along the lines of studying. When Joe arrived at the Ponyville library he overheard voices from inside. Joe knew whose voices these were, the two that were inside were Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia (aka Molestia). Joe couldn’t pass up an opportunity to have sex with the princess of all of Equestria. Joe knocked on the door of the library, as soon as he did the voices stopped. The excitement growing inside Joe as he heard hoofsteps getting louder and louder and somepony walked closer to the door. The door opened and to Joes excitement Princess Molestia answered the door.
“who are you?”
Asked Molestia
“My names Joe. I kinda just got here and I have no idea how I got here.”
replied Joe
“Well come in we can show you a few things.
Said Molestia with a grin.
Joe knew that she was going to fuck him but that was the whole reason he came to the library. Joe followed Molestia into the library and to his surprise Twilight was nowhere to be found. When the two were in the Library Molestia said
“If you were looking for Twilight, She just left to go speak with the King of the Cactovian Empire.”
“Cactovian Empire?”
Joe replied.
“Yes the cactus people, they are quite nice. Would you like to meet them?”
Asked molestia
“Would I ever!”
Joe was ecstatic that the princess would ask him to join her to see these cacti. The only thing that could make this day better for Joe would be a nice Taco. Joe’s two loves in life were tacos and Cacti.