Granny Pie’s Cream Pie Bonanza
“So why are we all here again Twilight?” Rainbow Dash blurted out a little tersely. Her arms behind her head her sports top barely contained her chest. She draped her hooves over the side of her large crystal throne. One of several in the room.
She and Pinkie Pie had a date tonight and the sporty pony didn’t want to disappoint her curvy girlfriend, though since Pinkie was here too, as well as the other elements of harmony maybe they were all going out tonight and The sporty pony simply misunderstood.
She was sure it was Wednesday...in fact...Each day of the week it was one of the six friends date night with Pinkie, with Sunday being the nights they all get together (they are all dating each other, one of Pinkies crazy ideas to keep their friendship strong. Each day was a different paring, like Friday for example, Dash has Fluttershy and Rarity has Twilight. Applejack has Pinkie. Twilight was more than happy enough to work out the math)
Maybe it was one of Pinkies spontaneous sex parties? Considering Pinkies ravenous sexual appetite, even Dash’s stamina could use the help.
Twilight cleared her throat before levitating in an enormous package wrapped up with pink bows and balloons.
“This was delivered to the castle. It’s addressed to all of us.” Twilight explained. “The note says we should all be here to open it.”
Twilight may have become a sexy goddess when she became an Alicorn, but deep down she was still the same stickler for rules and bookworm she’s always been inside.
Applejack stared at the package as Twilight laid it down on the friendship map table they all shared. After a moment she stated the obvious. “No offence, darlin’ ...but don’t you think it could be a trap, Ah mean a strange package just shows up outta nowhere for all of us?”
“Oh Applejack, don’t be such a worrywart,” Rarity rebutted her buff farmpony friend. “it could be anything in that box, like gems for all the times we saved Equestria!”
“Or candy!” Pinkie shouted.
“Or a prank by Discord “ Fluttershy whispered.
“Or maybe it’s the custom wonderbolts uniforms I ordered” Rainbow Dash added, leaping up to tear open the box as the other ponies argued over its contents. As Rainbow Dash leaned in close to the ribbon she heard a steady giggle from inside, the more the ponies tried guessing what was inside, the louder the giggles got.
Dash’s tail stood straight up, yelping as the package burst open with a hearty laugh knocking her flat on her ass.
Jumping out of the box with streamers and confetti was a light pink mare with a brilliant rose mane streaked with grey and pale pink fur. Slim and fit with a noticeable rack, a tight ass and perhaps the most beautiful legs in all of Equestria (at least to Rainbow Dash) ending in perfectly polished hooves. All wrapped up in a lovely blue sundress
“SURPRISE!” Shouted the mysterious earth pony, causing startled looks all around. Poor Fluttershy dived behind her throne in fright. Her shapely ass peeking out from the side.
The other ponies all stared in disbelief but before anypony could question her Pinkie Pie dive bombed into the intruder’s arms with a massive Pinkie Pie Hug™.
“GRANNY PIE!” She shouted, her whole body jiggling with happiness and giving an appreciative Rainbow a fantastic show from her spot on the table.
The other assembled ponies stared in disbelief as Pinkie Pie hopped around her Granny, Pinkie’s yellow shirt threatening to burst at the seems from the curvaceous pony’s enormous breasts.
Rainbow Dash looked Granny Pie up and down...sure, she looked a little older than Pinkie Pies mother but only by a few years at least. She still looked like she was in the prime of her life despite a few wrinkles. If this were a bar Dash would have no qualms about trying to take her home.
“This is your Granny? No offence, Sugarcube but she don’t look like the grandmother type.” Applejack commented as her mind brought up images of her ornery and frail Granny Smith.
“No way is she your Grandma Pinkie Pie.” Dash scoffed. Eyeing the attractive mature pony currently being squashed by a Pinkie hug again.
“I’m sorry Darling but I must agree with Rainbow Dash and Applejack. Unless she has aged like a fine wine or is an Alicorn like Twilight we cannot simply believe that she is your grandmother.” Rarity added imagining all the things she could do with ‘Granny’ Pie’s body shape...in a purely fashion sense of course...Well, maybe she was also imagining what they could do together outside of a dress too. Just a little bit.
“But she really is my Granny!” Pinkie pouted and stamped her hoof in protest. Her round cheeks puffed out making her look like a spoiled kid.
“Okay, I believe you Pinkie.” Twilight sighed, Pinkie’s eyes sparkled and she hugged her Granny closer. After all, Twilight knew having an incredibly young and attractive grandmother was just par for the course when it came to Pinkie Pie. It wasn’t even in the top fifteen strange things about her pink girlfriend.
“But please, could you all come down off the friendship map?” Twilight added her left eye twitched as she kept thinking of the hoof marks. The three ponies on the table looked down at the same time.
“Oh...sorry.” They apologized in unison and scrambled down off the table and Twilight’s eye returned to normal.
“It’s mighty fine to meet y’all, Mrs.Pie” Applejack reached out and shook the older mares hand.”I’m Applejack!”
“Please call me Barb! Or Barbra! Or Barbie! Or Ruby! Or Rhubarb Vanilla Citrine Pie!” Pinkie’s Granny returned the handshake enthusiastically, nearly shaking the blonde farm pony’s arm off. It left no doubt in Applejack’s mind that she was related to Pinkie.
“My goodness Darling, you look absolutely ravishing for your age, why you could pass for Pinkie Pies older sister or aunt! She certainly gets her looks from you! You simply must tell me your secret.” Rarity questioned the older mare, more than a little interested.
“Oh aren’t you the charmer!” She said pinching Rarity’s cheeks before adding matter of factly “I found the fountain of youth about 300 years back. Means I get to have so many more birthday parties, right Pinkie?”
It took both Rainbow Dash and Applejack to hold Rarity back to keep her from dragging the older pony off to find the fountain.
“That’s why I’m so good at party planning! I had lots of practice! It’s hard to find that many candles on a rock farm though!” Pinkie giggled and Barb ruffled her hair playfully.
“So you’re here to visit Pinkie? If you need a room we have plenty here in the castle.” Twilight suggested after all her knowledge of things like the mirror pool, parasprites and even the fountain of youth! Not only that but who knows what other stories she has from the past! For Twilight it was like having a living history book in her castle!
“Thank you Twilight, but I’m not just here to see my wondtabulos granddaughter, but I’m also here to give you all a gift!”
“A gift? What for?” Asked Rainbow Dash only to be answered by Pinkie.
“Oh Dashie, you would forget. For our one year, three month and eleventh day anniversary of when we all started dating and couldn’t think of anything I would like to share with all of you more than my Granny Pie...” With that Pinkie threw an arm around her Granny Pie’s shoulder and untied the back causing it to fall on the crystal floor. “...And This!”
The room fell eerily silent as the ponies stared at the spectacular sight before them.
“Is it safe to come out now?” Fluttershy said as she timidly peeked from behind her throne only to come face to face with a towering massive dick attached to Granny Pie.
“Oh my!”
Author's Note
Thanks for reading, been a while since I wrote anything.
The next chapter will have the sexy times.