Flim Flam 25 Bit Double Penis Scam
Bros that love each other.
Flim Flam 25 Bit Double Penis Scam.
Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters that ruled together. They had a falling out, a falling in and then fuck each other silly. In this land there were two brothers of infamous repute.
“I do believe my brother of mine, that mine is bigger,” stated Flim.
“That is absurd. We're twins and they should be the same length,” answered back Flam.
“Nonsense, I jerk twice – no three times as much as you do!”
“Dear brother that is a myth and you know it. Masturbation only changes the curve of one's member.”
Flim and Flam were two light colored yellow unicorns. They had light green eyes and light candy cane hair styles. Light, thin but solid bodies that saw miles of walking around. Fit lightly tone muscles from extracurricular activities they shared together. The only thing that wasn't light was their pony meat that hung between their legs.
They were twins in near appearance too. Except that Flim was clean shaven and Flam had Magnum PI '80s porn mustache. Usually they wore fine pin striped suits with matching boater hats. Not today though. The sun was shining like an angry hot ball of pissed off goddess empress. The local weather team in the area decided not place clouds to break up the light blue sky. Bunch of lazy asshole they were - the weather team and the twins traveling about.
To put it mildly they were sweating balls. A bit tired, the topics of conversation turned to less polite things you would not talk about in public or family company. Unless your family was pretty open or pretty freaky or both about these type of things. Discussions such as who's dick is bigger between twin brothers. Which wasn't a problem because the two were close and closer than two siblings should be. Unless you're in Equestria, then it's all good.
They traveled Equestria peddling wares of the finest quality. That's what they lied to themselves when it came down to it. 90 percent of the time it was hot garbage. Not that they purposely aimed for that level. It just kinda happen that way. The two unicorn brothers were inventors of amazing things that didn't work quite right. That never stop themselves from using and selling the flawed wares on poor slobs ripe for the taking. Waste not want not.
The other 10 percent of the time they had a honest product that delivered the goods at face value. Like the current product they were peddling: Flim Flam Icy Hot Cream(tm). It was good for minor arthritis pain, aching joints, and sore muscles. Maybe for making sexy times better too if you're the adventurous type. Or an ignorant pony or creature. The two themselves found out the hard way while having a good sexy time. It hurt so good though. They never did warn other people you shouldn't put the cream on your hot dog or taco.
“We should find a place out of this blasted heat to settle this,” Flim declared.
“Quite right. Where do you have in mind? Under a large tree?” Flam asked.
“No brother, we should take our hard earn bits someplace with air conditioning.”
“I have a idea in a place.”
“So do I, but you may go first my good chum.”
“Thank you all so much.”
“No problem.”
“Rainbow Falls to the north. It's been 5 months since we have been asked...”
“Run out of town.”
“...asked to leave. I'm sure they have forgivin' our greatness that has out shine them,” Flim suggested.
Flam laugh at this idea. “We should go to Our Town to the south. Our reputation is solid there and the prices for rooms are fordable .”
“It's insult if we stay there. Boring place that doesn't know how to haggle,” Flim replied.
“Nonsense!”
“It's makes no sense! Besides, both are a days travels on hoof. We need instead to find someplace closer.”
“Such as an inn?”
“Yes, of course.”
“If you knew they were too far away, why did you suggest yours?”
“Why did you suggest your suggestion because you too would know yours was too far, as well?”
The two unicorns stared at each slightly frowning. The hot sun beat down on their naked bodies san saddlebags as they pondered how that got here.
“Flim my brother of mine, you are an asshole and a fool.”
“So are you Flam. I would dare say you a bigger fool and an even bigger asshole.”
The brothers stared each down other as the came close face to face.
“I still declared have the bigger cock,” Flim sneered.
“I dispute that wholly that you are wrong and we are equally endowed, “Flam smirked.
They both chuckled and gave he each other a soft kiss on each others lips.
“Either way, let's find someplace cool to rest.”
“Quite right. Let's continue on find someplace a cool bed.”
“Let's”, they spoke in unison and chuckled some more as the walked on though the day.
Some time passed, they continued their journey and the two came upon an inn.
“Ah, the 'Moon and Sun Inn' is cute little name for something way out here in the middle of nowhere,” Flam pointed out to Flim.
“I wonder why it's not called the other way around?” Flim posed the question to Flam.
“Care not my good brother. It doesn't matter and I'm tired and wish to rest my hooves.”
“Okay then.”
They entered the main room of the inn and noticed a deep colored blue mare with a pure white colored mare eating each other out. Not like takeout, out. We mean tongues so deep in there that they were hitting pass the cervix and near the uterus deep. The two brother weren't sure how far they were going at it on the tabletop. All they saw were two mare moaning lightly into each others nether region. At the inn desk was a beat face brown skin pony mare rubbing her to the rhythm of their passion.
“Excuse me miss,” Flim started.
“Pardon our arrival," Flam continued.
The mare stop and looked up at the two with a startled yelp. “This, this is exactly what it looks like,” she sly said.
“Say no more.”
“It bothers us not.”
“We would like a room, cool bed of course.”
“Yes, how much?”
“For you two gentle stallions, 25 bits together. One or two beds?”
“One would be fine.”
“The price is a bit high, miss...?”
“Dark Rye Bread Crumb, and I'm insulted you would suggest so,” Miss Crumb said in mock outrage.
“Excuse my brother's forwardness.”
“Though I may have an counter offer that you would find better.”
“I think the young mare wouldn't be interested.”
“I think otherwise dear brother.”
“And what would this be?” she asked with curiosity.
“Well...”
“Flim Flam Icy Hot Cream(tm) of course. 40 bits, but for you the cost of the room and 5 bits.”
“It's quite awesome deal.”
“It's best cure for what aches you,” Flam sold as he levitated the bottle from his pack saddle on onto the counter.
Bread Crumb snatched the bottle and poured the liquid onto her marehood before the two could stop her.
“I must advise that we're not libel for any harm that comes from misuse of the cream.”
“We didn't even agree on the deal yet.”
She rub it around in circles and moaned in delight. “This has a bit of kick to it fellows. Oh fuck...”
“Well yes then. Our room?”
“Our 5 bits too?”
“You get your room but don't get your 5 bits.”
“Awwee...”, Flim and Flam huffed out.
“Your names though?”
“I'm Flim and this is Flam!”
“We are the famous Flim Flam brothers!”
Bread Crumb gave sly grin as she continued to pump her hoof over the sweet spot. “Anything else can I do for you two?”
“Nothing at all - just our key,” Flam replied.
“I do have a question if this is not rude miss. Why are they...?”
“I paid the Princess of the Moon and the Sun when they came in here, 20 bits and a room to uhm...”
“Entertain you?” offered Flam with a smile.
“I do think we are being scammed,” Flim replied with a frown. “Are we excepted to swallow that Celestia and Luna are on your table? Being uhm... lewd no less. I for one will not fall for this.”
“Matters not to me miss.”
“Unbelievable.”
She just shrug and rubbed as the two walk down the hall, key in tow, to their room.
The sister colored white spoke as she came into her sister's mouth, “Lulu do you think we should have invited those two to lay with us? We were quiet rude to ignore them.”
“I think not dear sister, “the sister colored blue replied as she sucked on her sister's tits. “Call it intuition, but thou could see they don't, as thee would say 'swing that way."
"You are right. While we are at it, let's give our little subject a free bonus show. Cock straps?"
"Verly Tia."
The room was nice, cozy and cool with a large be enough for two. The brothers magicked both their saddle packs onto a armchair.
“I for one am tired and wish to lay down,” stated Flam.
“Tut, tut my good fellow. We still need to settle the matter of who's bigger,” interjected Flim.
“This again? Of course but I do see a problem.”
“What is that?”
“Our members are not at full mast.”
“Well I should help correct yours...”
“...if you correct mine.”
Flim strain and levitated his brother onto the bed. “Flam, I seem to be spent magically and my hooves are sore.”
“Coincidental Flim, I am in the same boat as you,” he whispered as climbed onto the bed.
“What shall we do?”
“We should use out best assets.”
“Our mouths.”
“Quite right.”
The two unicorn twin brothers inched closer to each, nuzzling their muzzles as they lightly embraced each other. Flim stroke his brother's withers while Flam rub his counter parts plot. In unison they open their mouths shared a non brotherly kiss with each other. With a glint in their eyes they explored each others mouth like a lawyer would scan a contract: deep, thorough and slow.
In turn, each others members poke out as their sweaty balls touched. Orby fun balls rolled back and forth with each other as the two started to grind into a rhythm to match their growing passion. While not quite the touch of a gentle firm hoof, the stimulation coaxed, with no hurry yet, the soft rods into something more firm.
Flim pushed his brother onto his back. With increased tempo, the non model t ford type, he lick the musk and day's stink off Flam's toned body.
“My dear brother, I do say that I appreciate the time and effort you are putting towards cleaning me.”
“Thank you Flam. You, yourself could return the favor.”
Flam adjusted his body on the bed and indeed return the favor. He nibbled his brother's chin and neck while working down his attention to the chest and then barrel.
All the while the horse meat between their leg grew, they continue the advance closer to each others pride and joy. The scent of need whiff over them as they lick closer and closer. They felt near fullness as the first kiss touched to tips. Both of them twitched together with each light touch of the lips on each others member.
“Flim, I do believe we are ready to compare dear brother.”
“I disagree Flam and think more attention is needed before we can say they are at full mast.”
“Think I have something in mind.”
“As so do I.”
Then before they could continue a knock was hear on their door. “Fellows? I don't mind me but I wanted to ask if you need anything further?“ as Dark Rye was heard though the movable barrier.
“No thank you miss,” Flim answered.
“I do wonder when dinner is served? “asked Flam.
“Well I can get it ready at anytime.”
“How about in 15 minutes?”
“Make that in 10 instead.”
“My brother kids. We won't be ready then.”
“I think Flim is too modest and I am starving. We'll be ready in 10 for sure.”
“Alright you two, dinner will be ready in 10. If you need new sheets, they are in the closet.”
“Dinner is complementary?”
“As any fine inn and bed would be?”
The mare innkeeper replied “ Of course not. 5 bits each plus for whatever drinks besides water. And will not accept lube as payment,” she clarified as they heard her walk away.
“Awwee...”, Flim and Flam huffed out, again.
“Well then Flam, my balls ache and you've put us in a rough spot.”
“Worry not I have the utmost confidence we have the time to finish this in the time allotted.”
Flam embraced his brother's member aggressively. He slid his face down in rapid “suck” session as his ample saliva coated the other unicorn's cock. The brother's tongue squeeze the underside while he made his way deep, deeper towards his partner in crime's sack. Flam's throat pumped up down like a piston until bottom out on Flim's full balls.
Flim on the other hoof treated his brother's member gently. He used his tongue to barely lick the tip and let his droll drip from his mouth coat the other unicorn's cock. The brother's tongue rapidly stroke the rod's skin inching downwards more. Flim cradled his others half penis like soft shimmy polishing wooden pole.
The two unicorn's bodies twitched here and there and everywhere as they came close. The brothers magic sputter from their horns ready to mimic to what was about to happen. A strong musk filled both noses that later on they would need to open a window to clear out the room. They hug and caressed each others bodies knowing that they were loved by each in turn.
“Flam... agh... we need to stop. Mine's long enough... agh... to...”
“Flim I do declare... agh... that there is no stop this express... agh train...”
They came together. To leave it at that would be an insult to amount each produced from their meaty hoses. If instead they weren't gay, super gay and in love with themselves and each other, and they pumping the white burning seed into willing mares, they would be the proud fathers of foals within some months. And came they, one big load and then two and until a last third pump drain them both.
Flim and Flam, the greatest peddlers, best brothers and spectacle lovers in their own eyes, breathe hard and bask in a moment of each others glow.
“Flam, you magnificent bucking bastard...”
“... Flim I must disagree with bastard part since we knew both our parents.”
“HA, buck you!”
“You too!”
The two unicorn brothers chuckled hard and kissed each other.
“We better be off to dinner then,” Flim stated.
“Worry not my dear, we'll solve that question you proposed earlier today,” Flam suggested.
“Mine's bigger without a doubt.”
“That's not true of course.”
Flim and Flam clean themselves off best they could and left their room. Walking down the hall and into the main room, they ran into Dark Rye Bread Crumb setting dinner for them.
“Flim and Flam, right on time you are. I have salad and white sauce linguine. Orange juice for drinks,” she presented with a smile.
“Ahh, we not being cheap but...”
“... we assumed water, free, would offered.”
Miss Crumb replied “Don't worry colts, the first glass is free. I will charge a ½ bit for refills and I do have drink menu. Considering that you worked up a thirst,” she sly smirked.
“While I do not know you mean, I thank you very much my good miss,” Flam offered with a nod.
“Quite, though I do wonder what made you assumed anything at all?” question Flim.
“Nothing you two should worry about. It's just what it looks like. Plus I would never tell.”
“You are a lady,” the spoke in unison.
Dark Rye Bread Crumb finished setting the table and left the room.
As they dug into their meals Flam lead with this question “Do you really think yours is bigger?”
“To be honest with you...”
“...let's not use dirty words.
“Brother, I repeat, to be honest with you – I think so. Maybe.”
Flim took a chug of his orange juice continued “ We're twins. Mostly alike except for that porn 'stash you have and our cutie marks. But even our cuties marks, which we got at the same time, compliment each other. If you shaved your face...”
“Which I wouldn't. It makes me distinguished and dapper,” interrupted Flam.
“... what else is there to distinguish us?”
Silence. They ate and drank awhile until Flam spoke “While we are alike in many way, you are not clone of me nor am I of you. You are the greatest pony I know.”
“I know,” Flim choked a bit. “You are the greatest pony I know too.”
“But I don't know what a life would be living like without you.”
“This is getting very gay and sappy.”
“I disagree you with you on the sappy part but I'm very happy.”
“You know what I mean,” Flim smiled.
“I do indeed,” Flam smiled back.
The two finished their meal and drinks. They paid the meal without haggling and thanked the inn keeper for the service. Each of them even drop a modest tip. Somewhere in the multiverse a shudder was felt.
Walking back to the room Flam asked, “I wonder why the two Princesses are here?”
“I do not believe for a moment that those two were,” answered Flim.
“Either way, why don't we test out that theory you have?”
“Theory that's mine is bigger?”
“The theory that we are both sporting huge rods equally.”
“Let's,” they laughed together as the two walk back to their room, the best of brothers that they could be.