North Point, do you care to explain why you are standing on top of my keyboard? You are aware that it is hard to type when there's a pony on top of it?

"Oh, I'm quite sorry. I just want to recap my story, you see, and I'm in something of a hurry. You see, the Principal of First Flight High School wants to see me about last week, and I still need to cover a lesson or two."

Are you sure that's a good idea? Remember-

"You're a womble?"

"What's a womble?"

I DO NOT RECALL LETTING YOU IN, CITRUS BLUSH!

"Oh. Sorry."

Anyway, a womble is a mythical creature that was famously featured in a British television series. North Point, if you could tell your story, I would greatly appreciate it. We do have a new story to tell this week, after all.

"Of course, Mr Narrator. Are you OK with me calling you Mr Narrator?"

Of course. Now do please tell us what happened last week.

"Why does she need to tell you what happened last week? Surely you can just go back to the last story and find out!"

Diamond Tiara, please stop giving me logic! It's not what you're here for!

"Anyway, last week I found a compass, suitable for drawing shapes accurately, whilst assisting a class of students at a place called First Flight High School. I touched it, but seeing as anything I touch causes weird side effects, the pure act of touching set off yet another transformation!"

That must have been alarming. No old women leaving it there?

"That was me!"

Sorry, Citrus Blush. I do get all you background unicorn mares mixed up.

"BACKGROUND UNICORN MARES? I'll have you know we all have our own personal lives. Only yesterday, for instance, I met another parellel Jimmy who had changed into a male unicorn and we had a nice conversation."

Jimmy? Turning into a male character? Don't be ridiculous. North Point, what happened next?

"Well, most of the students fled, but a few remained, and I kept an eye on the lesson when the Principal arrived. He was very confused to see a Unicorn overseeing the class."

Heaven knows what Hook Snr. thinks of all this...

Hello everyone! Now that North Point is not standing on my keyboard, Diamond Tiara is not shouting in my ear, and Citrus Blush is not rubbing my back in a weird way, we can begin the story. And where else can we go but Manteo, that town in North Carolina which now has so much weird stuff going on in it on a day to day basis, the United States Government recently took an interest in monitoring the strange energies coming from the area. Mostly coming from one particular young man trying to live a normal life as best he can, even with his curse.

That's right, it's the man who needs no introduction. You know who it is, it's this one. That one, yes it is, the one who needs no introduction. Yes it is, it's this one, the one and only.

"OH JUST GET ON WITH IT!"

Sorry Cheerilee.

"Surely 'Cheerilees'?"

"Why?"

"There's two of us."

Ah, right. Sorry. I shall get on with it now, as we have been going round and round and round in circles, like a magic roundabout. The man we are concerned with is Jimmy Hook, safely returned from his last weird adventure.

At this time in the day, he was walking down the street, heading for, of all things, a florist. This is a place where flowers are bought and sold, with the customers doing the buying and the florist doing the selling. Jimmy was not entirely sure why he needed to buy flowers, or even whom he was buying flowers for, but the narrator had declared he was buying flowers, and so he was. As anybody on Sodor can tell you, nobody can override the word of the narrator. What he says is done. Now that I have stopped ruminating on the very nature of the universe, not to mention broken multiple walls whilst doing so.

Jimmy stepped into the shop one fine day, with a pair of sunglasses over his normal glasses, for some reason. He walked over to the desk and smiled. "Hi," he said.

"Can I help you?" the florist asked, looking at this man, confused.

Jimmy removed his sunglasses. "Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?"

The florist stepped back in a moment of realisation. "Oh hi Jimmy, I didn't know it was you." She handed the roses over. "Here you go."

Jimmy then gave a complete non-sequitur. "That's me! How much is it?"'

"It'll be eighteen dollars," the florist replied, suddenly aware of how strange this conversation was getting, almost as if the lines were being delivered in reverse order.

"Here you go, keep the change," Jimmy said, depositing some money on the counter.

Just then he patted a dog bobblehead sitting on the desk. "Hi doggy!" As he did so, his hand brushed over a blue flower, and the trademark tell tale electric shock occured again.

"You're my favorite customer," the florist added.

"Thanks a lot, bye!" Jimmy exclaimed.

"Bye bye!" the florist exclaimed, as Jimmy walked toward the door.

He never reached it, as the entire world began to increase in size all around, causing Jimmy to fall to the floor in confusion as his myriad items of clothing fell off and landed in a heap, his body continuing to get smaller and smaller. "Oh this is ridiculous!" he exclaimed. "Why can't I go one week without this happening?"

Technically, he had, as the world had played an April Fool's joke on him last week by not causing him to change into anything at all. But enough with technicalities!

Grayish orchid fur sprouted from his body, followed by a black tail with grayish blue stripes from his backside that looked like some massive brush. Not a short while later, he became a she, as differing organs switched places within her body, followed by her legs bending backwards and her feet morphing into hooves. The same occured to her arms, only the other way, her hands joining her feet in oblivion as hooves a few moments after that.

"Why can't I be an Equestria Girls character this week?" she complained, as they, her new limbs, shifted under her body, and her neck grew longer, followed by her hair turning black with grayish blue stripes, growing longer, and turning into a mane. her eyes turned brown as her nose and mouth pushed out into a muzzle, her ears growing to the top of her head and forming into pony ears the same color as her fur coat. During the ear change, this caused both her sunglasses and normal glasses to fall off her changed head and shattered to the ground. This was followed by a horn sprouting from her forehead with it taking on the same color as the fur coat. Finally, a cutie mark of two hearts, one with a pin in it, appeared on her flank, as well as the flower from earlier in her mane.

Lily Love sighed. "Seriously, who keeps dumping clothes around here?" she asked, as she trotted outside.

The florist sighed. "Honestly, Jimmy," she said.

Author's Note

Just to clarify, The Room is an infamously bad comedy written and directed by, as well as starring, Tommy Wiseau.

Even though I finally got another story up from me after a 1 week absence, another break for of new stories from me will commence again. This time around, it will be from April 12th till May 13th. Reason why is because my Editor, aka The Blue EM2, will be busy with Uni/College work.

But.... I will promise what 3 characters I will transform into in May without giving out their names on these 3 dates:

May 13th: A Cherry Picker in a certain part of Equestria.

May 20th: A Background Character in a Spin Off.

May 31st: The Queen of an Underwater Species.

You will see who those 3 characters are when those 3 stories come out on those dates.

So while you might not see more transformation stories from me until next month, you might see more transformations from 3 stories from My Best Friend Discord The Narrator:

1. More of me transforming into My Female Bat Pony Self in Turning Into A Female Bat Pony

2. More Transformations in Jimmy Hook Turns Into... Story

3. Me transforming into EQG Fluttershy's Friendship Power Form on April 26th, 2019. (aka Arbor Day/EQD's Fluttershy Day)