On a long and slow train ride to Ponyville, a young brown stallion with a black mane and tail wearing a very tinted shade of black sunglasses awaits his arrival. He already knows what he has to do when he arrives and who he has to meet, but he’s just trying to focus on that and not focus on the colt that’s continuously kicking his seat. Looking to his right, he sees a small town train station coming closer. He smiles, finally making it to his destination. The train comes to a complete stop as he places on his black trench coat, proceeding to the exit at the back of the train while others followed. When exiting the train, he looks around realizing there are multiple royal guards standing by and watching the others from the train station. The stallion keeps his head down, not knowing what trouble could be around or who the royal guards are looking out for. Successfully making it passed them, he heads over towards Canterlot Castle through Ponyville, looking around and seeing every pony actually happy. He slightly smiles, continuing towards Canterlot castle. Looking ahead, he sees 2 more royal guards standing outside, standing in attention and alert for any threats. He continues on, not caring about having to run into the guards. When he makes it to the entrance the guards were blocking, they both stop him, pointing there spears at him as his smile fades.

“Hold it right there. Who are you and what’s your business here?” The stallion pulls out a picture from his trench coat pocket, showing it to the guard. “Princess Celestia is busy. Unless you have an appointment with her, we can’t let you inside. We’ll have to ask you to walk away.” The stallion places the picture back in his pocket, standing his ground and not moving a muscle. “Sir, we have to ask you to walk the other way or we will use force. Your choice. Easy way or hard way.” The stallion grins as a slight growl escapes his mouth. “Sir, you’re not intimidating us if that's what you’re trying to do.” The stallion then takes off his sunglasses with his eyes closed, then opens them revealing his bloodshot red eyes. The eyes of a predator. “Those aren’t...normal. Doesn’t matter now, it seems we have to personally escort you away.” The guard grabs his arm.”

[Canterlot Castle]

Luna currently sits in the throne, bored out of her mind and starting to doze off, until she hearing screams of royal guards, what sounded like body parts of a pony being ripped off, and someone eating meat like they’ve been starving for days, without any basic etiquette. Luna slowly stands up when she doesn’t hearing anything else. She starts to get worried of the complete silence, using her magic to pull out a sword hidden behind the chair. She slowly walks off the platform of the throne, then freezes when hearing the door creak open. Waiting for about 5 seconds for anything to appear of happen in the fact, something gets tossed in the door, wrapped in black cloth and stops when it’s in front of her. Still keeping her guard up, she picks it up, feeling the soaked bottom of the cloth. She slightly unwraps it, and instantly drop it when seeing a small part of the head of the royal guard. She back away, then looks at her hooves, seeing blood over them. Slightly panicking, she opens her mouth to call out for someone, but freezes again when seeing a tall brown stallion walk inside wearing a white collared shirt, a black button up dress shirt and a red tie. She was even more fearful when she saw him smiling and blood dripping out of his mouth. What scared her most of all was the bloody pieces of the pony flesh in his teeth. She backs away toward the throne, scared to do anything a he continues his approach. Stuck in deadly fear, he approaches her seeing her turn her head away not knowing what to do when hearing growling in her ear. Shaking and tears running down her face, she makes the first response.

“Do what you want with me. Just kill me and get it over with. I’m not scared of the afterlife.” Waiting for him to strike for another 5 seconds, she hears him reply back.

“Do you honestly mean that? I can do what I want with you?” Her eyes widen with shock as she turns to face him. “Don’t tempt me cause I will. And I have an idea that will-” His sentence is interrupted by a spear piercing him in the head. It surprises Luna that he doesn’t drop, but sighs in exhaustion instead. He looks over to his left where his spear came from, seeing a dark armored guard frozen in place with shock. He takes 2 steps back, then turns to run off. The stallion looks back at Luna. “Give me a sec Princess.” The stallion quickly turn into a mist cloud and goes after the fleeing guard, with Luna hearing what she heard earlier except the screaming. The stallion comes back as the mist cloud and forms back into himself again in front of Luna, seeing the spear piercing spot and the spear gone and more blood drip from his mouth and chin. “As I was saying, I have an idea that would pleasure us both.” Still scared, Luna turns her body to face him. “What do you say?”

“I’d rather be rammed by a cactus before you do anything.”

“Oh, we’re gonna get along just fine.” Unexpectedly, multiple royal guards run in the room from all directions, surrounding the stallion and Luna with spears points. “Oh look, it’s the noble knights of the round table. Get it? They’re royal guards, they’re surrounding us, all weapons pointed this way.” Still scared of the stallion, she looks at him confused. “Dammit does nobody get my puns anymore? Give me a little credit I’m trying. Wait here.” The stallion turns back, walking towards the army of royal guards, stopping in the center of the crowd while they all surround him. “If this is because of your companions outside, they personally asked for it.” One guards yells out from the crowd of royal guards

“You’re a heartless monster who feeds off living flesh.”

“Alright, first off, I was hungry. You really can’t hold me on that when you get the munchies. Second, the heartless thing. Physically, I still have that, at least I hope. Emotionally, I’m way beyond heartless. Third, this isn’t a monster what you currently see before you.” He turns into the mist cloud again, quickly capturing the royal guard who spoke and pinning him against the wall. The royal guard look down at the stallion pinning him, only not seeing a stallion. A dark figure with red eyes and bloody fangs that seemed to be made of a surrounding darkness that flowed around him and covered his body. It looked like an evil spirit demon. “This is the fucking monster you see before you! And I think it’s time for a snack!” He opens his mouth revealing his fangs, but is stopped along with everyone else when they all hear a voice.

“Is there ever a time you can meet me somewhere and not make a mess in the process?” He looks back, changing back into his stallion form and letting the guard go from the wall, hearing him drop. “Honestly, did you have to take out the guards outside in public?”

“They started it.”

“Ah ah ah, we talked about this. Accountability comes first.” He groans in irritation and rolls his eyes. “No complaining either.”

“Ya know, if I didn’t love you so much I wouldn’t follow your expectations when you’re around me.”

“You at least follow them enough to not get your clothes messed up. I’m surprised to see you still wearing that. You grew into it quite well.”

“And you haven’t aged a day, or so it seems. How old are you now, around 2000? And you still look as beautiful as I remember, but taller and a different mane and tail color. Plus your ass got huge, my god. Seriously, how much cake have you been eating?” Celestia smiles, walking closer to him as the guards move away. She touches noses with him as they gaze at each other. “Princess got back?”

“You would want to know, wouldn’t you?” They kiss each other, stunning every guard currently in the room and Luna. Her jaw drops with a look of disgust, as the stallion and Celestia disconnect, seeing her wipe her hoof over her mouth from the blood shared with her and lick it off her hoof. “Never thought it would taste that good. I’m intrigued to have more.” Interrupting there meetup, Luna shouts out to Celestia.

“Sister! Are thou mad?!” The stallion looks back and forth at the 2, surprise to hear that.

“Sister? The last time you told me she was just a visiting relative, but I can see some resemblance now. One controls the moon, one controls the sun. One has a temper, the other knows how to control it. One has a magnificent feature of an ass, the other has 2 box cutters where her ass should be.”

“First off, my ass isn’t that small. Second...all the guards can leave now. The situation is under control now.” The royal guards looks at each other in confusion, then lower there spears walking away. Once the room is cleared, Luna removes herself from the wall walking towards Celestia. “Third, are you gonna fill me in on how you 2 know each other sister?” Celestia looks at the stallion smiling. “Well?” The stallion clears his throat, pulling out a cloth tucked in his button up shirt pocket and wiping the extra blood off his mouth. Folding it and tucking back in, he finally answers.

“Allow me Luna. My name is Razor Edge. Long ago when I was here, there was...the war.”

“That’s how this starts off? Everyone is at war already?”

“Seriously? You’re seriously gonna do this now? While I’m trying to answer your question?” Luna rolled her eyes, but then proceeded to wait to listen.

“Continue.”

“As I was saying, there was a war that ran across the land of Ponyville in the dark of the night to decide who truly rules the land.”

[Flashback]

You and Celestia were still just fillies, hidden underground as the pony and Changeling army marched forward at each other. I was also hidden underground as a colt as my father went out to fight for our land. Staying hidden along with my younger sister, we heard explosions, screaming, and the cries of the fallen ones, hoping and praying that this would be over soon. As the war continued, the ground shook and my sister was more scared than I was. We only hoped to see our father again and we would remain at peace. When the sun came up, it was over. The ponies stood over the Changelings as victors and we kept our land. Whoever led the Changelings was dead, and everything remained at peace. Well...almost everything. I saw my father in the hospital bed and his pulse rate going very slow. He got stabbed with a poison tip spear. I touched a part of his heart, so I knew he wasn’t going to make it. My mother was right beside him, as well as me and my sister for his last moments. He wanted us to stay with a friend he knew. Blacklight Violet. We couldn’t stay with mother for she was a nurse and had to help the wounded. He told us he’s always in our heart no matter what. Then...he was gone. Blacklight Violet came by and took us in her house as her own. My sister and I only kept our thought on our mother and father. It wasn’t long after when we lost our mother. She got sick trying to help the others, and unfortunately didn't make it. My sister and I had no choice but to trust Blacklight, but I knew something was wrong later on. I should’ve caught on sooner by the smell of death close by and the random blood that was on the floor even though she continuously told us it was paint though she hates doing any work. I didn’t mention anything to my sister later in the year growing up, but we found out 1 faithful night what she truly was. We came home very late from a party, and she was waiting for us, but in pitch black, only able to see red eyes in the darkness. We tried to explain to her that we lost track of time, but she didn’t care. My sister couldn’t take it anymore. We lost our father and he was never violent, and she didn’t want her acting like a parent to us anymore.

“I’ve had enough of your shit! I’m 25 years old and I’m allowed to do what I want! Our father who is apparently your best friend trusted you with us, and you never treated us like your kids! You don’t have kids, and I see why! We’re not your children so stop treating us like it! We had a loving and caring father, so we don’t need you!” All she did was close his eyes and clapped his hooves twice, seeing the lights turn on and an image that we never wanted to see, especially my sister. Spring Shine, one of her best and closest friends was one the ground with wide eyes laying in a puddle of blood, seeing a part of her neck removed from her body. We both looked over at Blacklight, only to see her smiling with blood covering her teeth. “What did you do to her?!” Blacklight stood up, walked by all of the windows, locking them and closing the curtains. Afterwards, she walked over to Spring Shine placing her foot on springs head, placing pressure on her foot and crushing her skull.

“You children don’t really know do you? I’ve been more of a mother than you can think. I paid for school, gave you a place to rest your heads, fed you, did your laundry, even looked for colleges for you both...and this is the thanks I get form you two selfish little bastards? You’re parents wouldn’t’ve done any better even if they were here. Shame I had to take them out. I admit he was a good guy.” While my sister was crying, I stood in front of her to defend her and get the truth.

“What are you talking about? You were in that war?”

“Of course not. Your father owed me for letting him crash at my place since his wife and he got into an argument. I wasn’t just one time kid, this was countless times. No, I wasn’t having an affair with him though I was tempted. He never paid me back for it. When the war came, it was a perfect time. I easily snuck in to the enemy's base and toyed with their blades to make them more...deadly. I didn’t help them if that’s what you think, but it was a good plan nevertheless.”

“You psychotic bitch! That was your friend!”

“Oh, you don’t like that? You definitely won’t like this. While you both were in school, I made a visit to your mother.”

“No...You didn’t!”

“She didn’t look the same. In fact she couldn’t and the sight of me cause his best friend was a female. She told me to take care of you both, but threatened me to keep my head as a souvenir if I so happened to get a scratch on you.
I don’t take well to threats, especially since I go out of my way to take care of you both. She did get sick, but only cause I bit her. I thought about drinking her blood, but that would create too much of a scene for me. She couldn’t open her eyes, nor talk as us. She would tap her hoof and do Morse code, but she didn’t remember anything. Later on, she died, and I still feel no remorse of satisfaction.” I dropped on my hooves and knees, sobbing my eyes out from hearing this. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. She stood in front of me with a sympathetic look. When I looked up, she was holding her hoof out to me. “But perhaps, you are an exception. You should be the one to not live a life of misery around pathetic mortals. You can join me, and we can make this world a better place. No more lives have to be taken, and no more torture will come towards you. You will never have a look of shock or surprise when something unexpected is seen.” Unexpectedly, both hallway closets broke open, seeing multiple dead and lifeless ponies pile up the hallway. “Maybe except that. Besides that you should be fine.” I stood up and back away with my sister towards the door, only remembering it was shut. “Very well, then I guess I’ll have to make you join me the hard way.” She smiled again, seeing a clear and green slime ooze from her fangs. My sister instantly pulled out a gun and shot Blacklight 8 times until the clip was emptied, seeing Blacklight motionless on the ground. When loading her next, she gave me a small glass test tube of black liquid.

“Brother, run to the graveyard. Find a large tombstone with a star symbol on it. Stand in front of it and drink all of that.” I was scared to death to know what it was and what I was about to consume. “The day we skipped school and she was out, I snuck into her room and leftover blood of hers left in a needle. No telling what she was doing with it. I took some of that and mixed it with something I stirred for a situation like this or worse. Venom, poison, and my favorite, an ounce of Zecora’s very strong healing potion. I already know and tested the side effects of it. You won’t feel a thing...or you’ll die a slow and painful death while puking out blood. Either way, it’ll be a last run alive. Wanting an associate’s degree in science and practicing a lot helps for this. Now go.”

“Sister?” She smiled as a tear came down her face.

“Mother and father always told me I had to face my fears sooner or later. I couldn’t imagine doing it without saving someone in the process. I’ll hold her off for as long as I can, but you need to go.” We both heard slow movement from Blacklight as she started to stand up. “Go now!” I kicked down the door and ran out as fast as I can, hearing gunshots from the distance until there was complete silence. I hid in the darkness while I made my way to the graveyard, only to see a bright fire from the distance where the house was. I didn’t think of much but to keep running. The good and bad news was it was a misty night. It wouldn’t be easy to be seen by Blacklight but I had problems seeing as well. I just kept going, until I of course ran into a wall. Gaining my vision back, I was already at the graveyard, and right in front of me was a large tombstone with the symbol of the satanic star. That was the only within seeing distance of course and I didn’t want to run around trying to find something else then end up being caught. Doing what my sister said, I drank the liquid within the test tube. I didn’t feel much, but the star started glowing with a bright red and white light as multiple chains wrapped around my wrist and ankles. I didn’t struggle nor resist, only to see a spirit come out of it face to face with me. It smiled, touching my chest, but then made its way towards my neck with fangs, similar to the ones I saw earlier. I wanted to say something, but I blacked out. I woke up in an unusual bed and surrounding, covered with soft and large blankets.
I thought it was all just a dream and I fell asleep at the party. When I looked around, I saw and Alicorn mare with a pink tail and mane and white coat standing by a balcony. Celestia. I got her attention by a groan of pain to my head, and she rushed over to my aid, laying me back down and placing a wet cloth over my head. She held a mirror towards me to show me my injury, but I had no reflection. My mouth hurt, like I’ve been chewing on hard candy for a while. The reflection showed my teeth, then I realize what my sister meant. (Either way, it’ll be a last run alive). I became a vampire. She did always say to me, at life or death, I’ll sacrifice my own to save a family. Still looking around, I tried to look for her. Celestia saw what was wrong, and told they couldn't save her. The fire was too extreme and they had no way of healing her. Celestia held me close, seeing tears coming down my face. At that moment, I felt comfort. It was like a feeling that I haven’t felt for years, besides the bulge under the blankets. I felt...home again. A knock came to her door. Not knowing if I was supposed to be there or not, I got scared and somehow morphed into the mist cloud and hid in her closet. I hear a voice, and I could guess that was Luna. You both talked for a long 5 minutes until she left. That’s when Celestia came over for me. I didn’t know what to think or say when I saw Luna. I wasn’t as social as I wanted to be after losing my sister. That’s when Celestia told me Luna was just a visiting relative. When I fully recovered, Celestia helped me discover what it was like to be...well, dead. Also immortal due to the mixtures of the liquid my sister made. I didn’t know what to think or do. I was only 27 at the time, and Celestia was about 30 from what I remember. Luna I guess was gone at the time, which allowed me a little more freedom to roam around the castle and the public. Not to the nature of my immortality or the liquid I drank, I was able to be in the sunlight. I guess whatever happened in front of that Tombstone gave me the ability to do that.” Luna chuckles slightly, placing her hoof over her mouth to keep herself quiet. “Before you even make the joke, no I don’t sparkle in the sunlight. Anyway, to hide my secret to others, I kept on these sunglasses. She knew I was low on bits and items from my household. For a little present, she got me the clothing you see before you today. It wasn’t like how it was you see today. I grew into it. Later in the years, Celestia and I got closer. More than just friends. All of that changed when we both stayed up one night, just looking at the night sky and the stars. It was a beautiful night. She seemed to be getting more tired as time passed by.

“Celestia, there’s something I want to tell you. I’ve been wanting to tell you for a while now, but when we were finally alone.” She sat up and looked at me in confusion with a slight grin. “Look, I appreciate everything you’re doing for me. And I want to repay you back somehow. Someway that would last forever. I wanted to tell you something that comes from the deepest part of my heart that you’ve thankfully healed. I-” I was interrupted by Celestia kissing me. Something I wasn't prepared for by her, but she admitted she knew all along. Later in the years when we were around 500, but we still look how we are now, I made my choice to be with her forever. I asked her to marry me.” Razor pulls out a small silver necklace tucked from in his shirt, seeing a ring on it. Celestia uses her magic to make a small gold necklace appear and place it around her neck, revealing a ring on it. I felt like the luckiest stallion alive, or dead to be specific. Around age 950, I decided to go explore and see more of the world. I wanted her to come along, but being a princess, she had to watch over her ponies as a duty. I told her I’d be back around 1000 years or so. Being away for so long, I missed being around her, the castle, and just Ponyville in general. I realize the torched house I used to live in is now gone, but that section is filled with a much better residence for ponies.

[Reality]

I lost my family, but I didn’t lose my hope in Celestia. I knew she would be here, and I missed being here so much. That’s why I returned, and to see everything different and better, but most of all-” He turns towards Celestia and takes her hooves in his. “I wanted to see the love of my life. My past and my future. My Princess of Equestria. That’s basically the life story Luna. Sorry about the wait Tia. I know I said I’d be back around 1000 years, but I didn’t think it’d take 50 extra years for trying to get back. Apparently the train was out of service for a situation that happened here. Something about, and Changeling attack?”

“Queen Chrysalis tried to take over Equestria with her army of Changelings. She failed, but we had a lot to clean up.”

“Just allow me to ask, the hell is a Changeling?” Luna interrupts Celestia before she speaks.

“We’ll inform you about a lot of stuff later on to be aware of. At least the story is cleared up, but how do we know we can trust you to not turn on us and feed on our flesh like you did the 3 guards earlier?

“The first and second may have been a little extreme, especially with wrapping the head in my trench coat. The third one on the other hoof completely asked for it when he sent a spear at my head and ran off. You can’t really blame me for that one.”

“...though that was on of my night guards, I’ll let just that one slide. Sister, does Twilight know about this?”

“Did you really have to make a gay vampire reference?”

“Twilight is her star pupil, the Princess of Friendship, the key for the Elements of Harmony, a school teacher-”

“If I’m not hearing anything along the lines of exotic dancer or stripper, then you completely lost me.” Celestia giggles, walking over to her throne and using her magic to write on paper with a quill and pen.

“I shall inform her now about you Razor. Twilight is my star pupil and I’m sure her and her 5 friends will be excited to meet you and here that I’ve been married for over 1500 years. Fair warning though, she’s a bit of a bookworm.” Using her magic, she rolls up the scroll and makes it disappear. “She also has a dragon that she hatched and raise him since he was small.”

“Wait, what? She has a dragon? But I couldn’t have a pet Timberwolf? I trained it. Well, to not eat me of course.”

“Like I said, Timberwolves are a danger to ponies.”

“I had a leash.”

“That was cursed with dark magic that you found in the Everfree Forest after catching and eating a wanted criminal pony.” Luna turns towards Razor with a slightly concerned expression.

“Which reminds me, vampires need blood to survive at most times to survive. How can we do that without having to, you know, make a sacrifice?” Celestia giggles, sitting in her throne waiting for Twilight and her friend’s arrival.

“That won’t be necessary sister. Yes, he does need blood to survive, but he’s not that bad of a pony. He enjoys the same meals we do. You should’ve seen him when he tried my cooking. He’ll eat like the rest of us unless he’s on a blood rage.”

“A...a what?” Razor places back on his sunglasses, walking over to Celestia and waiting next to her in the floor on a knee.

“A blood rage is a state of psychological unstability in which a person loses all sense of reality, thus being drawn into a tunnel-visioned rage towards a target. To put this in short, piss me off and try to kill to the point I’m not used to see that much of my own blood on the ground, everybody better be out of a 300 yard range of my location. It’s happened before, just didn’t want to explain that in the story. Just think of Alucard from Hellsing mixed with an episode of Dragon Ball Super where Goku goes Ultra Instinct.” Luna’s eyes widen in shock. “Yeah, it gets real.”

“I’ll be sure to stay away from an incident that comes close to that. I’ll be in my chambers in you need me sister.” Luna walks off, seeing Razor grow a grin on his face. Celestia pets his mane, keeping him in place.

“Tia, I mentioned Alucard. I have to do it sooner or later.”

“You mean scaring her with the coming through wall thing and screaming out-”

“Hey kids wanna see a dead body?!”

“That. Luna doesn’t like to be scared, but I’ll let you know when you can do it. You sound like Alucard a little by how much you’ve grown.”

“Princess needs a hug?”

“Let's wait for Twilight and her friends first and discuss this. Luna will be informed about more later on.”

“Speaking of her, is she a virgin? She has that attitude of she needs to get laid on certain days or she’ll act like she’s on her period...or she might actually be on her period.”

“In which you would happily and disgustingly help her with.”

“Damn right I would. Blood is blood, and I’m happy to drink it.” 6 mares run through the doors led by a purple Alicorn.

“Princess Celestia, we came as soon as we heard, what’s the…” The Alicorn stops when seeing Razor. “Princess, who’s that?” Celestia smiles, still stoking his mane. “You’re guards aren’t out front anymore.”

“Hello Twilight. Hello to the rest of you all. I want to introduce you all to my pet. Say hello dear.”

“You’re all a lot hotter than I imagined.” Twilight’s expression changes to confusion

“Uh, tha-” She’s interrupted by a white unicorn pushing passed her, stroking her curly purple mane.

“Well thank you darling. It’s not easy to keep myself looking this young and gorgeous ya know. You flatter me dear.”

“Celestia, you didn’t tell me they had a models. I feel like I’m gonna love this place more than ever now.” Celestia stands up walking over to the 6.

“I should inform you that Razor here is a little more than a pet to me. Twilight, I remember you asked me about a month ago if I’ll ever find a stallion for my liking. Well, the truth is…I’m married.” Twilight and the others have a shocked expression when she shows them the ring on her necklace. “I’ve been married for over 1500 years Twilight. To a stallion, but not like others. He has something a little different than what other stallions have. Immortality, a caring heart, and a thirst for blood. To explain this, he’s not a bat pony, but a vampire instead. The stallion I’m married to, is-” she’s lifted by her back and legs by Razor, surprising her and interrupting her sentence. “Him. Girls, I’d like for you to meet my husband…Razor Edge, the vampire pony." She takes off his sunglasses revealing his red eyes, then he smiles revealing his fangs. All of their expressions change to shock, not because there’s actually a vampire pony instead of just bat ponies, but the fact that Celestia has been married this whole time to another immortal pony.

“Pleasure to meet you all. I feel were all going to get along just fine.” The pink mare smiles and starts hopping.

“Yay! We have a new friend! Quick question, team Jacob or team Edward?” Every pony starts laughing as Razor’s expression changes to slight anger.

“Unless I kill her first.” The laughter goes down, seeing Razor let Celestia down from his grasp.

“Be sure to play nice with them. I’ll be right back. I just have to write some letters.” Celestia walks away out of the room. Twilight uses her magic to make a book appear, flipping through pages, finally stopping on one.

“I read a few books on vampires once with Rarity’s help. I’m sure I can find something that’ll help us tell about you.” Razor sighs, looking down and placing his hoof to his forehead.

“Before I open my eyes again, does any of them relate a series written by Stephanie Meyer?” twilight freezes with a nervous grin.

“...no, of course not.” She whispers to Rarity. “Rarity hide the books and don’t let them see it.” A flash of magic comes from Rarity, seeing Razor open his eyes, but with a book held up by magic from Twilight. “So, I understand you need actual blood to live. I can trust that you won’t eat us, but how can we be sure?”

“Twilight, there’s no point in eating any of you. But on a different note, there is something I would eat out of some of you. Especially the yellow one.” Twilight looks at him confused, seeing a rainbow mare interrupt her before Twilight says anything.

“It was a sexual joke towards Fluttershy.” Twilight blushes, levitating the book back into her grasp and looking away. The rainbow mare walks in front of him, seeing Razor smiling. “Alright buddy, I guess I’ll have to trust you on this, but don’t try anything smart like betraying us. Celestia trusts you, so I guess we have to as well.”

“Oh please, with what you’re packing back there I wouldn’t think of it.” Her cheeks instantly turn red, seeing a small smile come from her. “Some pony likes that.” She backs away, turning his attention towards the white unicorn. “What of you model?”

“My name is Rarity, but you can call me what you like. I’m the Element of Generosity, an owner of the most fabulous and popular boutique-” Rarity is interrupted by an orange mare finishing her sentence.

“And the biggest drama queen you’ll ever meet in your life.” Rarity looks away in irritation, mumbling to herself.

“At least I’m not a filthy mud pony.”

“Pleasure to meet ya Razor. The names Applejack, the Element of Honesty.”

“I heard cowgirls were always the rough ones. I’d like to see for myself.”

“Oh trust me, you will sooner or later.” She winks at him, seeing a pink mare hoping continuously in front of Razor.

“Hi I’m Pinkie Pie and I’m so glad I’m your friend we should hang out more or better yet we should throw you a party it super-duper-” Razor places one hoof on her head and makes her stop bouncing and his other hoof over her mouth, hearing her still rambling on by muffled noises under his hoof. He presses his hoof on her neck, holding it there until she drops.

“The pressure point was necessary at the time. She should be out for at least 10 minutes.” He looks towards a yellow mare, seeing half of her face covered by her hair. “You know, you’re not very good at hiding a blush from the comment I made earlier. I don’t believe I caught your name.”

“Um…I’m, Fluttershy. Uh, did you really mean what you said earlier about me?”

“With a raging boner.” She smiles, removing some of her hair out of her face. “There’s the beautiful sight I want to see.” Quickly flying past the girls, a spear gets pierced through his chest with 2 papers attached to it. “Has anyone ever heard of mail? That would help a lot more.” Removing the spear, he takes the 2 papers off of it, reading the first one out loud.

“To die in a fire is a tragic past, but how long will you stay till you know it’s your last.
You left and came back I’m pleased to see, but how far can you run from your family.”

His eyes widen in shock as his hooves start trembling in fear.

“The fire was the surface to make you think I was dead, in the end I’m alive, and there’s something you’ll dread.
“Listen close Razor for the multiple twisters, I’m still alive, all thanks to your sister.”

He looks at the second paper seeing his sister, but with red eyes and fangs, and a writing in blood on the wall behind her saying: “You’re Next.” He drops both papers, holding his head in shock.

“No. No No No!” Applejack looks down at Pinkie, seeing her start to move.

“I think Pinkies back up now.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Author's Note

Just an FYI to everyone, I know I used some Hellsing references in this and his voice is supposed to sound like Alucard...it is not Alucard or related to Hellsing in anyway. Please keep that in mind.