Not Home

by Thethundergod1223

Rating: teen
Tags: Gore, Screwball, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Original Character, Spike, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Violence
Length: 1151

The adventure of the son of the sun and the daughter of chaos

Spike the dragon, assistant to Twilight Sparkle, hero of the crystal empire and sercret child of Celestia got suck into the world of humans (not a dog this time) with an unexpected pony.

Before you read this there's 3 things you have to know.

1. This my first time.
2. I'm 14 year's old.
3. I have never watch a single episode of mlp

Published 2019-04-14 02:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-04-14 02:00:01 UTC

Meeting

In the halls of cantelot castle a little dragon seen is eating a bright yellow gem.

Spike the assistant of Twilight Sparkle was walking through the halls to visit her secret mother Celestia.

After Twilight Sparkle hatched Spike at the entrance exam he was taken care by Celestia. Celestia took care of him to see if he had any effects by Twilight's magic. To test her theory Celestia puts some boxes in front of Spike and told him to set the boxes on fire. Spike touch the box then it caught on green fire, the second try the box got surrounded by green fire and got lifted off the floor, on the third try Spike breath fire on the box then the box disappeared and landed on Celestia head.

After the test Celestia kept Spike and they got a mother and son connection. Celestia taught him everything he needed to know, how to read, how to math, how to talk, how to walk, manners, how to fight, how to play the piano, etc.

She decided to not tell anypony about him seeing that he's a dragon it would cause riot, mayhem, chaos. She gave Spike to Twilight to help her with her studies.

For past year's Spike has help Twilight with the library in ponyville, save the crystal empire twice, got his friends Ember and Thorax to be ruler's of their kind. Spike has been visiting Celestia sometimes, having a little get-together, mother son bonding all that.

"I can't wait to see Mom" Spike happily said as he pass through the guards saying hi to them. The guards just stand there like nothing was there.

'What's wrong with this kid' a red pony guard thought as the purple dragon walk by him.

After that Spike was almost there when he heard glass breaking he stopped.

'What was that' Spike thought as he slowly walked in the room where the noise came from. It was dark but luckily Spike has night vision from one the effects of Twilight's magic surge. As Spike creep through the room he heard something.

"who's there" Spike shouted as he went into a fighting stance while he doesn't have any fighting experience he has enhance skill's from Twilight's work she gave him.

As he was ready to beat the crap out of the intruder he saw a crack with some light coming out. He went to investigate it the crack.

"I remember this" Spike said as he kneel down to caress the crack with his claw.
it was the mirror he and twilight used to go to the human world. 'I should get somepony to fix this' spike thought as he was walking through door.

"JUMPSCARE" a pony screamed right in front of Spike while hanging upside down.
Spike (obviously) was frightened by this and rolled back and went to a fighting stance.

"Who are you" Spike demanded.

The pony dropped down landing face first into the cold floor, this earth pony was mare and had a light lavender coat, curly purple hair with white stripes and a propelar hat, this her cutie mark is screw and baseball ball but strangest thing about her is the purple and white swirly eyes she has.She got up and shot Spike with a huge grin.

"I said WHO ARE YOU" Spike shouted.

"non of the guards heard this DING" a mysterious voice said.

"What was that?" Spike questioned.

the pony giggle "yeah just ignore that I'm Screwball" she said as she's trotting closer to Spike.

Spike look around and found conveniently stack paint cans, with one single kick Spike launch the cans onto Screwball, Screwball bend her neck with a cracking sound and the paint can miss. Screwball fix her neck up and giggle again.

"well nice Knowing you but I gotta bounce" Screwball said as she was trotting through the door, but before she could get out Spike grabbed Screwball by the tail and judo throw her back.

"I'm not letting you leave" Spike said as he locked the door.

"You could do the logical reason and call some guards" Screwball said.
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"Good point" Spike said as he was about to open the door when suddenly something sharp pierced he's claw, Spike shriek in pain as he saw it was the blade of a propelar hat that nailed he's claw into the door. his claw Was bleeding.

"I'm sorry I can't let you do that" Screwball said in a cold robotic voice.

"your the one who suggest me to do it" Spike responded while still holding his bleeding claw.

"and your the one who did it" Screwball retorted.

"but anyway AAHHHHHHH!!!" Screwball screamed as she hoof punch Spike in the face, Spike responded with a claw scratch right into Screwball's face, Screwball back off with claw marks on her face, she wiped the claw marks off as if they were jam.

As she was doing this Spike got the propelar hat of his claw which was still bleeding, then he charged at Screwball with all his strength, Screwball cough off blood as she was slam to the wall but just shrugged it off and smile, she then saw a knife and grabbed it with her teeth then shove it into Spike's foot.

Spike screamed at the agonizing pain, then his claws glow green and he pierce Screwball's back with his glowing claws.

"AAHHHHHHH!!!" Screwball screamed as the claws we're burning in her flesh, she then decide to headbutt Spike's groin.

Spike (now done with this shit) throws Screwball to the mirror, the mirror cracked on impact leaving a few shards of glass on the floor, Screwball got up glared at Spike then she grabbed a shard and charged at with the shard in her teeth.

Spike saw this then breath fire at her l, Screwball got surrounded by green fire but didn't cared, then she stab him in stomach with the shard, Spike screamed then grabbed Screwball and throw her at the door.

Screwball got up and grabbed her propelar hat whose blade was spinning. Spike stared at the crazy filly, he pulled out the knife and the shard off him. Then Screwball charged at Spike with the hat still on her mouth, but Spike was ready he ducked then grabbed her muzzle and shove her in the mirror. And with that the mirror broke revealing a portal, "what the hell?!" Screwball yelled.

The portal started pulling everything to it, Screwball tried to get away from it but is having a hard time, "GRAB MY CLAW!" Spike yelled as he reach her with his(still good) claw while holding on to something.

"OKAY!" Screwball responded as bite his claw.

Spike screamed at the pain, then he let go and then slam on to Screwball as the two got suck into the portal.

Author's Note

Welp this my first time what do you think?