Gyspy Tales: How I Learned to Smile

by ReModeledCupcake

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Slice of Life, Dark, Alternate Universe, Sad, Comedy
Length: 537

Pinkie's Secret is out. Shes a Full-Blown Gyspy. But when her Friends Confront her, She Avoids the Questions. But they Don't want to Know why shes a Gyspy. They want to know How She Learned to Smile.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-08 12:41:37 UTC

Pinkie's Outburst

Pinkie Shoved her Fluffy Pink hair into her Deep Purple Turban.

"Pinkie... Your a GYSPY! You KNOW Princess Celestia BANISHES Gypsies!" Twilight Despretly Spoke. Pinkie then Laughed.

"No duh Sherlock Pones! I've Finally come-in touch with my Inner Gyspy! Pinkie Smiled her Goofy Smile.

"Thats Just it SugarCube, We Don't Think its Very Uhumm...Safe..." AJ Trailed off. Pinkie Fumbled around with her Turban, Trying to Keep her Exsploding Crimson Pink Along the Premicice of the Turban, Also not paying attetion to AJ.

"Pinkie, Seriously! One Day, Something could Go Wrong and you could Kill One of Us!" Dash choked out. Pinkie then Looked Straight at Dash and Tears Rolled down her Soft Pink Cheeks. Dash Felt Pity for the Confused Pony and Trotted over.

"Look Im So-"SMASH!!! Pinkie Slammed her Hoof into Rainbow's Face, Sending her Flying into a BookCase. The Others stood Motionless, and Terrified. Pinkie then Ran over and Began Beating Rainbow Dash Without Pity or Remourse.

Rarity and Twlight then Pryed Pinkie Off the Still, Cyan Pony.Pinkie was Outraged.

"You BITCH! I Hope you go to Fucking PONYHELL! I Hope you Never Ever ever Wake Up!" Pinkie Screamed, Thrashing her Body. Rarity then was Hoofed in the Face and splat onto the Ground. Apple Jack Pulled Rarity next to Rainbow Dash and began checking for Broken Bones. Twilight Couldn't Hold onto the Pyscotic Pink Pony so she used a Freeze Spell and Threw Pinkie 10 Ft away from her house, Then Put up a Magic Shield, and Watched Pinkie. Pinkie Kicked and Punched the Magic Shield, But there was No Hope. Pinkie then Pulled out a Small Brown Sack and Sprinkled it onto the Shield.With Glossy Eyes, Pinkie Glared at Twilight, Who was Terrified for her Life of this Pony. The Shield then Shattered and was In A Billion Pieces within Seconds. Pinkie Pie slowly Approached Twilight.

"I-Im Sorry for my Behavior..." Pinkie Looked down at her Hooves. Shell-Shocked Twilight was still Unsure about The Pony.

"Please-Foregive me." She Pleaded. Twilight Nodded and Invited the Pony In. Out of the Corner you could hear Moans of Rainbow and Rarity, In Pain. Pinkie acted like she didn't hear them, But Twilight's Face showed she Heard them. Applejack was Rushing Around. Unaware of What was Going on, Spike Entered.

"Whats Going on here, Twilight?" He Said, Putting away a Book on The Egg-Heads's Guide to Normality.

"Just...Nothing Spike, Just Get us some Tea and Donuts Please?" Twilight Sighed, Looking over at Frantic Apple Jack.

Spike Nodded and Went towards the Kitchen.

"I-I Hope Rainbow and Rarity are Ok" Pinkie's UnHappy Face turned into a Greedy Smirk. Thinking She was just Thinking about something Silly, Twilight Ignored the Smirk. Spike Emerged with a Plate f Donuts and Some Lemon Tea. Twillight Motioned Pinkie to sit, So she did. The Cold Chair pressed against her Flank and st Jitters up her Spine. Then Rainbow Dash and Rarity woke up, Looking quite Flustered. Pinkie Pie just stared. Rainbow Dash walked over and then Kick out one of the Legs on Pinkie's Chair and Kicked her face. Pinkie just Smiled.

"Pinkie...." Twilight Started as she sipped her Tea.

"How Can You Smile when she Just hurt you?"