I wake up to the sound of hooves crashing. It seems Shorty is no longer on top of me as I don’t feel her in my chest.

That’s strange. I thought she’d go crazy not being on my chest. Well, in any case, I should get up now. So I did just that, getting up and stretching, the usual…. well actually, now that I think about it, what exactly do I use to clean my teeth?

Now noticing I see everyone circled around the corner above the bedroom doorway. Looking up at what they are looking at I see the male from earlier terrified as he is somehow keeping himself suspended in the top corner of the wall like a spider monkey.

I was really confused, but not for very long, as I immediately began to reach for him, trying to get him down to the floor.

The ceiling wasn’t very tall so I was able to grab right onto him and pull. He didn’t even budge. How the hell can he grab the walls like that with only hooves?!

Seriously, how is that possible? Time to switch tactics! I decided to tickle his belly while attempting to pull the stallion down.

And so he slipped and latched onto my face. Now with a pair of balls shoved in my face I stumble backwards.

WHY IS THIS WORLD TRYING SO HARD TO MAKE ME GAY?!?!? Once I got a hold of myself I quickly grabbed the stallion and pulled him off of me, slamming him onto the floor.

He quickly scurried off into the bedroom to do who knows what. I was now the center of attention.

…..Stop staring at me! Now I have to clean my face! And I quickly left to do that, shoving the others out of the way as I went to the bathroom, where I cleaned my face with a towel and a bar of soap…. five times.

No one bothered me while I was in the bathroom. I did hear a tussle through the wall though.

After I dried my face, I felt more relaxed. But still, I was irritated. More so when I heard the tussling. I walked out of the bathroom to see what was causing the ruckus.

The new male was trying to escape through the window. Half the barricade was gone and the girls were trying to pin him down. Although Flare just uselessly stood to the side and watched. typical.

Ugh, I must do everything myself. Rushing over to the struggling male, I covered his mouth and nose, and watched as his struggles became less and less, until they seized completely, as the Kirin fell down knocked out on the ground. I really didn’t wanna do that, but I was in a rush.

The others watched in shock at my actions. Flare wore a smug look on his face like he was waiting for something.

That’s when I started to think about it myself. Whenever a new pony shows up, one way or another, we fuck. So once again it’s only a matter of time. Well, I suppose I should name the new guy now….. I did see his climbing ability, maybe something climbing related? Maybe… Ledge? I think that would be a good name.

Love decided that she was actually going to do something and dragged Ledge over to the bed. She then tossed him on it and walked off not caring anymore.

…..Well… at least his ass looks appealing. I should be glad, I’m gonna be pounding it soon anyway ... probably with Flare joining me, to take his mouth. Anyway, I walked over to the poor stallion and shook him awake. Still taking caution in case he tried anything.

He awoke with surprise as his hooves launched out and nailed my stomach.

I grabbed my stomach in pain. That hurt, pretty decently. I’ll doubt I’ll ever get used to it. Regardless, I told him that I wasn’t gonna hurt him, and that he was welcome to stay.

He gave me a weird horse look of confusion. And then panic as he realized what had happened a few moments ago. I received another blow to the stomach at he darted through the door.

That’s when I gave chase and eventually caught him hiding in the kitchen, where I grabbed Ledge and brought him back to the bedroom.

He struggled to escape my grasp. Pushing against me he nearly got away. Flare was enjoying the show as he followed us. The rest of the girls went back to doing nothing, although Shorty seems to be interested in what I was doing.

Why are males so difficult? If he’d just calm down for a few moments, I wouldn’t have to restrain him!

He continued to struggle for a good three minutes before he gave in to my grasp. Although he now seems to be shaking in fear for some reason.

I looked around, seeing if there was anything to be afraid of. Maybe he’s afraid of the mares. Or is it Flare he’s afraid of? He has been rather predatory lately, as have the mares. So it isn’t unlikely.

Slowly he tried sliding out of my grasp. Shorty was watching us with amusement. Would be better if she would actually help a bit.

Seriously, why do they never help me? They see I need it, yet they don’t do shit! I swear, their just walking talking and breathing sex machines that just take up space! Anyway I caught onto Ledge and pinned him down to prevent his escape.

He actually started growling at me! Is he getting warmer as well?! What is up with him?

It didn’t take a genius to see where it was going. So I took his ass to the bathroom and doused him in cold water from the shower. Let’s rectify that little issue before it even starts.

And now he’s looks pissed off. Why isn’t this water cooling him?! Is that steam?!

That’s it! I’m demanding assistance now! So I dragged shorty and Love, along with wordless, into the bathroom to help, gesturing to the steaming stallion. We need to think of something, and think of it fast! And I’m officially out of ideas! Time for the mares to carry their damn weight around here!

By the time I managed to bring them into the bathroom Ledge had made his way out of the shower and was now engulfed in flames. Seeing the damaged flooring Wordless’s eye started to twitch as heat started to radiate from her.

…...I’m too tired to deal with this anymore. Whatever they do, I don’t fucking care anymore, I’m just done. I walked out of the bathroom and walked into the bedroom, shutting the door before groaning loudly and crying some, while trying to maintain my sanity.

A few minutes had passed before Flare, Shorty, and Love came bolting through the door. Smoke and heat radiated from the entrance as they clawed at the barrier on the window with fear flowing through them.

With a sigh, I quickly started removing the barricade, which took about a minute or so. I then got the window open, hopping out onto the ground nearby. When the others got out, I glared and said nothing to them.

That’s when I spotted the roof. It was on fire! The villagers didn’t even bother with us as they did everything they could to put it out.

I just watched it all burn. I had no care, not concern anymore. This world has literally screwed and fucked me every which way up to this point, and I could really care less if it goes up in flames now.

The fire continued to spread to the trees above us. Staying here would be a bad idea. We need to get out of these woods.

I quickly started to leave, but then figured out that I didn’t know where to go. This whole place seems to be forest. That’s not good at all! Why does this place not have decent firefighting stuff? Right. Primitive magic horses that catch fire. Still, you’d think they’d have a decent way with dealing with fire, right?

As I looked to the villagers I noticed that they have given up on the building and are now collecting things from their houses. It’s about now when a thought crossed my mind. Where’s Wordless and Ledge?

…..You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. I ran back and went into the burning house to find them. Why I did it, I don’t know, I guess it was instinctual or something. Maybe it was stupidity. But either way, I won’t leave without them.

The doorframe to the living room has fallen in. I won’t be able to get through. The smoke came flowing out with force. The wall to the right that divided the bathroom from the bedroom collapsed. I can get through!

Quickly moving through the collapsed wall, I reached the bathroom and started my search quickly. I’ve got a very limited time window here!

I quickly spotted both Wordless and Flare in the bathtub shaking in terror. Ledge quickly ran past me while Wordless was frozen from fear.

Without a second thought, I grabbed Wordless and carried her while holding her tightly. Quickly going through the collapsed wall, I got to the window and got Wordless out of the burning house.

Love, Shorty, and Flare were waiting for my return. Ledge was nowhere in sight. With a large crack the house collapsed behind me. Wordless was in tears as she held me close. The group quickly ran into the woods following the rest of the villagers. The village is gone.

I soothed her the best I could. But I can’t suddenly make her feel better after losing her house and nearly dying. I started to take some responsibility now. This was partially my fault. If she’d never brought me to this village…. I’m a danger to them. I didn’t want to say it, but I thought it. And I knew it was true.

Trees were starting to fall. I need to catch up with them now. They’re the ones that know the way.

With a heavy heart, I quickly caught up with the main group and ran with them to wherever we were gonna go now.

Author's Note

Sorry it took so long... anyways comment on what’s your favorite character!