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Hoof and Claw Versus the World

by Chythar
What if Nightmare Moon wasn't defeated, but came to our world and tried to conquer us? Join her and her brony minion as they first try to conquer Southern California, then the world!

A down-on-his-luck brony stumbles upon an impossible sight: Nightmare Moon, standing on a Los Angeles sidewalk! She makes him an even more impossible offer: join her in her conquest of Earth! Join Nightmare Moon and her new minion as they try (and sometimes fail) to take over Southern California - with their eventual goal of World Conquest!

This story is the opposite of a 'Human in Equestria' story, this is a Pony on Earth story. Our Earth. There will be action, comedy, slice of life and a little shipping mixed in here and there. No clop, but it does get really steamy in a couple of places. The brony protagonist will learn that there are heavy consequences to pay if you want to try and fulfill your fantasies with an Equestrian villain.

But oh, they're SO worth it.

Cover art by BegasusTiuBe.

Note: Story is 100% complete. New chapters post at least once a week, on every Sunday.

Teen
Complete
Adventure
Slice of Life
Sex
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Romance
 
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211928 words: Estimated about 18 hours to read
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53 Chapters:

  1. Act 1, Chapter 1 - The Impossible Happens 2019-04-15 07:06:06 UTC
    4746
  2. Act 1, Chapter 2 - Shit Gets Worse 2019-04-20 02:44:04 UTC
    5688
  3. Act 1, Chapter 3 - Rebirth 2019-04-21 07:01:00 UTC
    4896
  4. Act 1, Chapter 4 - Shield Practice 2019-04-28 07:02:15 UTC
    4488
  5. Act 1, Chapter 5 - Something Forgotten, Something Remembered 2019-05-05 07:48:15 UTC
    4165
  6. Act 1, Chapter 6 - This Desert is Jumpin' 2019-05-12 08:04:34 UTC
    5254
  7. Act 1, Chapter 7 - Night Flight 2019-05-15 02:47:08 UTC
    4215
  8. Act 1, Chapter 8 - Final Lessons 2019-05-17 05:58:47 UTC
    5101
  9. Act 1, Chapter 9 - Tirek Flashbacks 2019-05-19 07:12:12 UTC
    4910
  10. Act 1, Chapter 10 - Strategies and Skirmishes 2019-05-25 06:16:53 UTC
    2623
  11. Act 1, Chapter 11 - Making Up and Out 2019-05-27 07:28:08 UTC
    3516
  12. Act 2, Chapter 1 - The Conquest of Earth Begins 2019-06-02 07:46:25 UTC
    5611
  13. Act 2, Chapter 2 - Recovery & Ruminations 2019-06-09 07:19:41 UTC
    5340
  14. Act 2, Chapter 3 - Trapped Like a Rat 2019-06-16 09:55:25 UTC
    5990
  15. Act 2, Chapter 4 - Breaking and Entering 2019-06-23 07:12:07 UTC
    3995
  16. Act 2, Chapter 5 - Who pulls YOUR Strings? 2019-06-30 06:53:55 UTC
    5188
  17. Act 2, Chapter 6 - My Little Minion 2019-07-07 07:15:36 UTC
    4945
  18. Act 2, Chapter 7 - Rewind and Repeat 2019-07-14 07:27:00 UTC
    4908
  19. Act 2, Chapter 8 - We Must Dream Deeper 2019-07-21 06:44:37 UTC
    4944
  20. Act 2, Chapter 9 - Racking Up The Miles 2019-07-28 07:04:52 UTC
    3355
  21. Act 2, Chapter 10 - Door-To-Door Dreamery 2019-08-04 06:49:21 UTC
    5041
  22. Act 2, Chapter 11 - The Whole Truth 2019-08-11 06:49:23 UTC
    4169
  23. Act 3, Chapter 1 - Home with One Heck of a View 2019-08-18 07:44:20 UTC
    6225
  24. Act 3, Chapter 2 - Signing the Lease 2019-08-25 07:02:41 UTC
    5775
  25. Act 3, Chapter 3 - Moving In 2019-09-01 06:16:31 UTC
    4974
  26. Act 3, Chapter 4 - Final Preparations 2019-09-08 06:51:40 UTC
    4781
  27. Act 3, Chapter 5 - Homesick 2019-09-15 06:42:43 UTC
    3884
  28. Act 3, Chapter 6 - The End of a Life 2019-09-22 08:09:18 UTC
    2971
  29. Act 3, Chapter 7 - The Beginning of a New Life 2019-09-29 07:07:53 UTC
    3222
  30. Act 3, Chapter 8 - Back in the Groove 2019-10-06 09:14:23 UTC
    3068
  31. Act 3, Chapter 9 - Intruder Alert 2019-10-13 07:02:54 UTC
    3319
  32. Act 3, Chapter 10 - Completing the Circuit 2019-10-20 06:23:41 UTC
    5099
  33. Act 4, Chapter 1 - Staking our Claim 2019-10-27 08:08:25 UTC
  34. Act 4, Chapter 2 - Can We Haz Your Base, Plz 2019-11-03 06:38:02 UTC
    3607
  35. Act 4, Chapter 3 - Finding a Solution 2019-11-03 06:58:27 UTC
    4533
  36. Act 4, Chapter 4 - Inspiring Loyalty 2019-11-10 06:43:59 UTC
    4270
  37. Act 4, Chapter 5 - Bait and Tackle 2019-11-17 07:53:49 UTC
    3453
  38. Act 4, Chapter 6 - Final Approach 2019-11-24 07:31:35 UTC
    4279
  39. Act 4, Chapter 7 - The Oval Office 2019-11-28 04:47:13 UTC
    3167
  40. Act 5, Chapter 1 - First Strike 2019-12-01 08:04:45 UTC
    3436
  41. Act 5, Chapter 2 - The Battle Begins 2019-12-08 08:11:19 UTC
    3613
  42. Act 5, Chapter 3 - Hot Pursuit 2019-12-15 08:09:41 UTC
    2004
  43. Act 5, Chapter 4 - Honesty 2019-12-15 08:09:46 UTC
    2916
  44. Act 5, Chapter 5 - Generosity 2019-12-22 07:04:15 UTC
    3194
  45. Act 5, Chapter 6 - Loyalty 2019-12-29 07:24:46 UTC
    2304
  46. Act 5, Chapter 7 - Laughter 2020-01-05 08:21:34 UTC
    2096
  47. Act 5, Chapter 8 - Magic 2020-01-12 06:14:48 UTC
    4022
  48. Act 5, Chapter 9 - Kindness 2020-01-19 09:10:33 UTC
    2720
  49. Act 5, Chapter 10 - The End of an Era 2020-01-26 06:40:48 UTC
    4173
  50. Act 5, Chapter 11 - The Aftermath 2020-02-02 06:56:07 UTC
    3052
  51. Act 5, Chapter 12 - Apologies 2020-02-09 07:37:57 UTC
    4543
  52. Act 5, Chapter 13 - Restoration 2020-02-16 07:33:23 UTC
    3320
  53. Epilogue 2020-02-16 07:33:29 UTC
    820