Discord's POV
I sat in front of my little bundle of Chaos egg which was a purple egg with Twilight's cutie mark on it. This was not a normal egg because it was created by magic not love. When Twilight said she didn't want any kids I took the matter in my own paw and talon. I used my magic and used some of Twilight's to make an egg, our future. But the egg was supposed to hatch a week ago, maybe it was just for decoration like Twilight said. I turned to walk away when I heard a crack!
"Twilight come quick!" I yelled. I snapped my paw causing Twilight to appear with a book of course.
"Discord I was reading! Remember what I said about-" I put my paw over her mouth so she would shush. Twilight looked at the egg that was cracking open, ready to come into the world.
"Come to Daddy!" I cried when the egg finally broke open to reveal a baby Draconequus with a head like Twilight's. The body and hooves were a brown color like mines except the baby had four hooves not one. A little red tail with a purple fur on the with pink and blue stripes. The baby's hair was black and spiked and he had blue wings with purple on the ends. Or for short he was perfect!
Twilight pushed my paw off her mouth and walked up to sniff at the baby before us. As she sniffed him, he began to giggle feeling Twilight's nose tickle him. When Twilight was done she pulled back causing the baby to cry and shower us in chocolate rain.
"Yep this is definitely your offspring." Twilight said dripping wet in chocolate milk. I tried to hold back my laughter seeing Twilight like that ,but I failed. I busted out laughing causing the baby to stop crying and see what was so funny. When he saw Twilight soaking water from horn to hooves he laughed too.
"Ha ha very funny." Twilight used her magic to stop the rain then she shook herself covering me in chocolate. Twilight giggled at me like I did to her earlier but it's not fun when your the wet one.
"Ok I'm done laughing. Now on to important matters like what should we name the baby?" Twilight said after she finally stopped laughing. The baby stopped too and crawled into Twilight's lap falling asleep.
"Um how about you name him, he seems to like you more even though you didn't want him in the first place." I said trying not to sound jealous or pissed.
"Okay then how about Twilight Sparkle the Second or Twilight Sparkle Jr.? Or well this is sort of a Puzzle." Twilight tapped her hoove on her chin trying to think of a perfect name for the baby.
"How about Puzzle like you said." I said smiling because I'm so good at picking names of I do say so myself.
"Puzzle. Hmm has a ring to it so Puzzle it is!" Twilight looked down at her lap to see Puzzle sleeping with his hoove in his mouth. Twilight looked up at me with love in her lovely purple eyes. I lend in to kiss her but she put her hoove to my lips and giggled.
"No Dissy. What if Puzzle wakes up when things get interesting? So as tempting as it is I must say no. Maybe later." Twilight pulled her hoove back slowly and placed it on top of Puzzle's head, petting the fur around his horn.
"How long is later my dear? Tomorrow? Next Friday? Next month?!" I yelled almost losing my cool there in front of Puzzle. Twilight just shook her head and then placed a kiss on my cheek.
"When the time is right Dissy." She giggles at the pet name she gave me. I had a pet name for her too but I learned that somepony else took it all ready. Shinning Armor her BBBFF. So I came up with a back up just in case.
"Whatever you say Twi." I snickered a little a her pet name from me.
"Sorry Dissy but my friends call me that. Think again!" Twilight smiled real big at me knowing that I can't think of a pet name. I was about to say something but Puzzle started to cry again turning the all the books on fire. Twilight started to run around screaming which I found funny until a flaming book fell from the self almost onto Twilight. Good thing I turned all the books back to normal but Twilight still got hit in the head.
"I just saw my worst nightmare!" Twilight yelled.
"What our son could have gotten hurt?" I asked but I know the answer.
"What no my books were on fire! I'm joking I care more about Puzzle than my books." Twilight said while rocking Puzzle to sleep in her arms.
"Sure. On our first date you read a book the whole time!" I said remembering the quiet date which was our first.
"I was reading on how to date so I wouldn't miss up!" Twilight shot back at me. I never did look at the cover of her book but still.
"Let's stop I don't want to wake up Puzzle and get turned into stone or something horrible." I shivered thinking about getting turned into stone for the third time.
"Well I won't let it happen because on our wedding day we promised not to ever use our power on the other." Twilight stopping rocking Puzzle and put him in the crib Apple Jack made for him as a gift.
"I know that I was there right next to you." I smiled at her and placed my paw on her hoove. I lend in to kiss her but this time she didn't pull back instead she kissed back. As our kissed started to go to the next level Puzzle started to cry causing us to stop and see what was wrong.
"Who's idea was it to get a baby!" I yelled an very that Puzzle stole my Twilight Time. Twilight just rolled her eyes and picked up Puzzle to rock him some more.
"It was yours remember? I wasn't ready but apparently you were." After Puzzle closed his eyes and stopped crying Twilight put him back into his crib. She pulled the blanket on him and placed a kiss on his fuzzy little head.
"I'm beat. I'm going to hit the hay you coming Dissy?" Twilight said while walking to our bedroom. I teleported onto the bed in the covers all warm and comfy. Twilight crawled in after me and placed a kiss only fuzzy head.
"Goodnight Dissy."
"Goodnight Princess." I started to drift off to the dream world but Twilight and I were awakened by crying.
"Its your turn." Twilight said before turning over going back to sleep. I yawned and got up to do my night shift.
Author's Note
Hi I'm Puzzle as you read I wasn't an easy baby but enough about me. If you ship Twicord and have next-gens that include a twicord kids join The Puzzle Fan Club!
When the Puzzle away The Parents will Play?
9 years later...
Discord's POV
Today's Puzzle first day of 3rd grade! He is in all GT (Gifted and Talented) classes just like his mother. Which is a problem kinda because Puzzle has my magic but he uses it to make books fly down from the high shelves. A complete waste of power I tell you and Tirek would agree with me! Puzzle is so much like Twilight and the only thing me and Puzzle share in common is that we both love chocolate milk and some of our body parts.
"Discord can you take Puzzle to school. I'm feeling under the weather right now.*Hic up*" Twilight yelled from our room sounding ill. I guess I should take Puzzle to school and leave Twilight to suffer. Nah Puzzle can miss today but I know how much he loves school though. Then I thought of a awesome idea because there was a lightbulb over my head.
"Puzzle come here!" I yelled. A second later Puzzle flew into the room crashing right into me. I got up and dusted myself off and then offered my paw to Puzzle. Puzzle just pushed my paw away and got up on his own.
"Sorry Dis- I mean Dad! I'm still learning on how to fly, I guess I was to busy worrying about my magic. But I'm ready so where's Mom?" Puzzle made his backpack appear in his pink magic aura. Another thing about Puzzle is that he calls me by my name not Dad until Twilight lectured him on manners.
"Your mom isn't feeling well today so I'm taking you to school instead!" I made a backpack and baseball cup with the WonderBolts on it appear on me. Puzzle just looked at me like I was crazy but there's nothing wrong with that.
"Um you know the parents just drop you off but I can just teleport there. So you can take Mom to the doctor's office so she can get better." Puzzle said looking away from me. I felt like my heart was just turned to stone and shattered to pieces by a hammers that Puzzle had. Puzzle doesn't want to be seen out in public with me but everypony already knows that he's my son. I think Puzzle hopes everypony will forget about it and think of him as only Twilight's offspring not ours.
"Are you sure? I can-" Before I could finish my sentence Puzzle disappeared in a burst of pink light. He was gone leaving me to take care of a sick Twilight. I snapped my paw teleporting me right next to Twilight who was turning every color in the rainbow. Twilight sneezed making her books come to live and fly around the room, Or snapped my talon making them stop and fall to the floor.
"Hi Twilight! I think you might have Blue Flu like I did years ago." I said placing my claw on her mane brushing the hair away from her face. Twilight smiled only for a second then run to the bathroom the throw up. I flew after her to find her not throwing up last night's dinner but bubbles?
"Make it stop *Vomits bubbles* Dissy!" Twilight cried out looking at me then back at the toilet to vomit. I snapped my claw but nothing happened so I snapped my paw still nothing.
"Maybe I should take you to the doctors?" I placed my paw on her back stoking her back fur. Twilight jumped on me and hugged me real tight.
"Yes please make it stop!" I didn't need more than that. I snapped my paw teleporting us to a doctor who wasn't busy. The doctor jumped back a little but then grabbed his clipboard ready to write.
"Hello Princess Twilight and Lord Discord what seems to be wrong today?" Twilight was about to say something but she ran over to the trash can and barfed bubbles.
"Say no more I think I know what's wrong but first I need to do some tests. Princess will you please follow my assistant Nurse Redheart to do the testing. A pony with white fur and a red mane walked in, I think she's Nurse Redheart. Twilight followed her out the door to a room where I wasn't aloud in. I waited in the office by counting real fluffy sheep for a hour or day I don't know I'm not a clock. Well I can turn into one but still.
"Lord Discord Princess Twilight is ready for you." I teleported to Twilight to see her on her back on a table with a device on her belly. I looked at the screen next to her to she a black and white picture.
"Dissy I'm pregnant!" Twilight said smiling on the table. I didn't know what to say what if this baby is like Puzzle cold and distant. I need a nap, I fell onto the floor out like a light.
Twilight's POV
I got up from the table and used my magic to spill a glass of water on Discord's face. It didn't work so I used chocolate milk and that did the job, he woke up and looked at me with big eyes. I know Discord is a little scared about this second child because of how Puzzle turned out. I love the way Puzzle is but Discord doesn't he said he's cold and distant. Maybe this child can be Discord's bundle of chaos.
"Twilight I love you." Discord kissed me then pulled me into a hug. I cried on his shoulder scared of the future, what if Discord doesn't love me anymore because of how Puzzle turned out. Or Celestial puts him under a love spell which will make him choose her instead me or- Discord probably felt me start to breathe in an uneven pace.
"Twilight I love you nothing will change that." Discord whispered into my ear causing my to smile for the first time today. Good time don't last forever because I ran over to vomit bubbles which I'm starting to get used to into the trash can. I guess you can say this is a chaotic pregnancy!
Author's Note
Thank you for reading Parenthood but there's future chapters coming up 
