Author's Note
This is my first crack at writing a story so dont expect much from it, but if you have some advice, or feed back to help with the creation feel free to give it.
Oh and this is not a self insert just thought about this at work, and thought fuck it.
Oh boy... pt 1
My name is Hunter, I'm your typical small town country boy. I had avreage grades in school graduated, and got a good job at a auto body customization, and tuning garage, and got a nice house out in the country, im also a little bit of a brony. Now I'm not gonna go into to much detail about my life, but have you ever heard of the multiverse theory? Well if you have good for you, you know something interesting that not many people care about. If you don't then I'll tell you, basicly there are an endless amount of alternate dimensions that form a type of web so to speak. Now these different dimensions can range from so different you wouldnt even recognize the statue of liberty, to similar enough to swap places with that version of yourself, and no one would know the difference. Hmm web is the wrong word, lets say a peice of fabric. Now fabric, no matter how tightly woven, has holes. What if we were to create something to open that hole wider we could go to different worlds but what if for a split second that hole opened, then you could walk through and not even realize what happened before that hole closed again. Think about it like an ipod on shuffle the song will always be diffrent unless you get lucky. Lets just say i may have driven through a hole and went to where else but the marvel universe... just kidding I went to equestria, but lets go back about a day shall we.
~1Day ago~
{Yes mom i have my helmet... no I'm not gonna get in trouble on it...yes i promise...yea... yea... ok yea love you to bye.
*Damn didnt think I could ever get off the phone I love her but she needs to let me get the last of my stuff loaded so I can at least be on the road before night fall. Ok there all packed time to get in the tr... shit its already dark out. Well fuck me i guess (sigh) it's gonna be a long drive.*}
As Hunter getts in his truck he turns on his music immediately perry mason. Hunter got about 50 miles to his new home when he had to find a place to stop for the night.
{*Well last night could have gone a lot better I couldn't find any where to sleep so i ended up just sleeping in my truck, and let me tell you this when your cab is full of crap its very fucking hard to sleep comfortably. With that said when i woke up it was still dark as fuck out And it is 530 , and its not winter its fucking summer and theres snow on the ground not a thin layer more like you best have a good truck with a winch in case you got to pull out a cop, and dont go thinking thats not why you would need a winch because ive seen it happen to a cop. Thats besides the point i was in texas when i went to sleep there should be no snow now there is and im on the out skirts of a forest. Now im not saying this happened but ive seen to many animes where the dude got transported to another world to know im not in dallas anymore. Well i aint going to get anywhere by just sitting here might as well start driving.*}
Now the only bad thing about having to cold start a diesel is it doesnt like to move for a few and it sounds like it could die at any moment. But the good thing is when its warmed up and it doesnt say fuck you when you rev it up, is it gives you the biggest smile from the mean sound, and Hunter jr likes to wake up, because that is the most american thing one can wake up too, other than the smell of gas from a dirt bike or atv and gun powder that is.
Hunter has beeb driving for about 45 mins and the sun has come.out when he comes across what looks like an old styled village and the residents are up, and about, now hunter is still pretty tired from only getting roughly 2 hours of sleep give or take a few mins but he swears he saw a rainbow streak across the sky for a sec there but just passed it off as his eyes messing with him, so he countinues into town and thats when he sees it a huge crystal castle smack dab in the middle of the town, how he didnt see it before is beyond him. After seeing that his senses start to kick into high gear as he peices it togather untill finally a nuke of holy shit erupts from him as he figures out where he is. As this is happening he has been slowly making his way to said castke without thinking about it all the while scarying the hell out of the residents thatbhe hasnt even noticed due to well Hunter.exe not responding from the so to speak mind fuck that he is going through. Now just so you have a clear picture of his truck, this isnt the normal diesel that you would see your everyday joe have oh no this is a black monster of a cummins, so to speak its loud ,like when you go to a monster truck show and the truck idles but its sure enough going to put a kitten into a coma from fear, its got a 2" lift with 25" mudding tires on it and a striaght pipe roar that you can feel.
Hunter gets to the castle where he is met with what he suspects to be twilight sparkle but not normal full on pony princess no a more anthro version along with the rest of her friends this is when he comes back to world and shuts his truck of holsters his 45 acp and steps out.
{Oh boy...}
Author's Note
well howdy ya beautiful sons of bitches... no ok nvm that then I wanted to get this done the other day but easter, wannted to go rip around on the dirt bike and went to see the curse of la llorona and didnt get home till 1 wrote a little bit not much though but nvm that i was just wanting to tell you all how the dialogue for the main charecters since the color codeing is not working for me since i need a new computer so im using the ps4 to type, ill add more when i need to. {Hunter},[Twilight], (Applejack),/Rainbow/,\Pinkiepie\, ;Fluttershy;,:Rarity:|Starlight|, ¦Luna¦, ‹Celestia›, «Cadence», § Shining Armor§, when ever you see * it means that they are thinking.
oh boy... pt 2
~ 30 mins before Hunters arrival ~
Twilight was in her study learning about different types of old magic, just when she was about to get to old weather magic Rainbow Dash comes crashing through her balconey window.
[RAINBOW DASH! Do you have to do that everytime you come here?]
/Sorry twilight but you got see this i saw it when I was flying over the feilds i jave no idea what it is but it was blowing out smoke and moving./ Rainbow hands her phone over to Twilight and what she sees she cant believe a big black machine that shes never seen before.
[What is that thing?!?]
/I dont know but it looked like it was coming this way./
[WHAT! Hurry up call the gis we need to be ready in case its dangerous... or the flim flam brothers.]
As the girls gather at the front if the castle to face the unknow contraption the hear a distant rumble, and what sounds like music but nothing they have heard before. As they are coming up with a way to fend it off if it is an enemy. The truck comes into veiw and stops right in front of them it takes a few moments but the door opens letting the music to be heard more clearly~randy orton theme~ and to reveal Hunter a buff looking guy with short medium black hair, jeans, cowboy boats or shit kickers to be funny, a red t-shirt and his black carhart jacket.
~Hunters pov~
After a few secs of just blank staring in disbelief he comes to his senses just enough to grab at the rainbow blur coming straight for him, but before he could feel a speeding fist hit his face from the rainbow blur he felt something soft and squishy, then came pain and weight on his groin as he was pinned to the ground./WHO ARE YOU! ARE YOU SPY!?!/ She said the last part mere inches from Hunters face.{*Dont say something stupid*.. Whoa... your soft...*You fucking dumbass what you goona do next compliment Fluthershys tits too.*}/wha???/{... NONONONONO I mean your fur not your body... I mean never mind what i said, but can you get off me before this gets more weird?}she just stare at him for a moment giving him a look that could kill. after a few secs she gets up and goes back to the other girls.
Before Hunter gets up he hits himself in the leg to kill his impending boner from being starddled , he also notices that theres no more snow they must not get it till later. They may be part pony but they look more human than anything. After all that he remembers he needs to turn his truck off wastting good diesel, and thenit happens the one thing he was afraid of the endless questions from twilight.[ Im sorry but what are you?]{ Human.}[ Really... *Guess i owe lyra bits*... so what is this thing?] Twilight asks pointing to Hunters truck.{ Oh this it's a 2016 dodge cummins.}[Whats a come ins?] A cummins is the type of engine this thing has I guess you can call it a horse less carriage, but what everyone where im from calls it is a truck this type of truck is made to have more torque then raw acceleration. what that means is that it can pull more with less struggle.}[ What allows it to do that?]{Um its kinda hard to explain even when im talking to people that know what im trying to say just know it has something to do with the way the engine is built and the type of fuel that it uses to make it run.}[ Oh sounds complicated. so ho...]{ Im gonna stop you right there for now im sure you are very curious about where im from what kind of tech and othere things and i can tell you but at a later date with your freinds and anyone else you would like to bring along.} [REALLY! Cough I mean that would be splendid.] She says as she looks away blushing from her out burst. Once Hunter was done moving some stuff and holstered his 45 acp yea he has a gun hes a big boy he can take care of him self. Hunter knows nothing will happen but its better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it. once he turns around and gets a good look at the girls he can finally get a good look at them all. Twilight is around 5' 7'' with c cup breasts and what looks like a school girl uniform, Applejack looks to be around 5' 8'' tied up checkered shirt showing off her mid section daisy duke shorts c cup breasts and her signiture stetson, Rainbow who Hunter is gonna consider her the angry skittle for now is shorter than twilight but not by much with b cup breasts and what looks to be work out clothes sports bra shorts and a sports coat, Rarity surprisingly in casual clothes is wearing black denim jeans and a white blouse she has b cup breasts, starlight also has b cup breats and is wearing something similar to Rarity but more to her color schem and more loose fitting, then we got Fluttershy d cup breasts green skirt and a darker green sweater, and finally we got... wait where did pinkie go? Before he knew what happened he was on the ground again with a bubbly pink mare on him.
\HIMYNAMESPINKIEPIEDOYOULIKEPARTIESWHATKINDOFCUPCAKESDOYOULI...[PINKIE! Get off him are you trying to freak him out.]\Sorry Mr... wait we havent even asked his name yet.(Pinkies right yall we haven't had any introductions yet.) {*And Applejacks politeness kicking in.*} [ Thats a great idea so who would like to start?] Everyone just looked at each other seeing who would go first then Rarity stepped forward. : My name is Rarity I own carousel boutique where you can get all of your fashion needs, charmed to meet you darling.:{Nice ta meet ya}/ Pft keep that up and your gonna start sounding like AJ./{Who?}(Me the names Applejack i run the farm on the edge of ponyvile with my brother Big Mac, sister Applebloom, and granysmith nice to meet ya.) ;i im fl fluttershy...;{... Im sorry what was that?}; im fl fluttershy;{ well its very nice to meet you}|im starlight|[my name is twilight and youve already met Rainbow dash and Pinkiepie]/Sup/,\HI![So whats your name?]{ my names Hunter}
