Untitled Displaced Fanfiction III

In the new world, everyone was back where they were meant to be among the barren redness.

"Shit, mane. We're at, like, the fifth impact now." said Jonah.

"If we tally the times an End of Evangelion-like disaster happened on the DabVerse as well as on this universe, yes." said Twilight, who was now obese (350 pounds) and a Texan.

Jonah then noticed he was a Ganguro girl who weighed 400 pounds. She then vomited. Jonah and Twilight then had slimy, greasy intercourse on a pile of rubble. Rarity woke up to see that she too was a fat fuck. Ditto for everyone else who's alive. I lost count.

Applejack woke up and everyone saw that she had lost her fatness. Dismayed to see her in such a condition, everyone decided that the most moral thing to do was to put her down so Jonah suffocated her by sitting on her face with her phat ass cheeks.

Jonah and Twilight then pranced around the red-tinted remains of Ponyville in order to laugh at the corpses of those who had died.

"Ha-ha! We are immortal and you are dead! Dingus!" the two jeered in unison.

Then Discord rode up on a horse while Lil Nas X's Old Town Road blared frim a stereo that had been placed on the top of his head and was all like: "I need your help to destroy the world!"

Jonah excitedly leapt on the horse but her weight combined with that of Discord caused the horse to collapse and rupture its spleen. Discord then lifted Jonah with his psychic powers and due to the laws of relativity, they both grew to Godzilla size. Jonah then crushed the pony planet between he thighs. She and Discord then saved the Mane Six from dying, even those who were already dead (they were resurrected but at the cost of them being obese now). Then Tupac and Jaden Smith came out of nowhere and demanded a rematch of the basketball game they had with Discord. Discord abruptly finished the game by hurling Jonah into the basketball hoop.

"Well, shit." said Tupac "He threw an obese ganguro girl into the hoop. That's like five thousand points."

"We forfeit." said Jaden Smith.

The two rappers were about to leave when Applejack cried out "Jaden, I love your music!"

The two suddenly fell in love and had intercourse. Then Rainbow Dash typed "I need you" into a laptop with her massive buttcheeks in an attempt to cause the sixth impact but the attempt failed because the world had already had the maximum number of impacts.

Suddenly, Jonah jumped out of the basketball court and used Discord's magic to travel back in time so she could fight the biblical character Samson. Jonah threw a punch but Samson blocked and then punched Jonah in the stomach. Her stomach rippled slightly but the impact was cushioned by so many layers of fat that she barely felt anything. Samson's shock left him open to a knee to the groin. To finish him off, Jonah then sat on his face.

"I wonder," thought Jonah, "are the things I've done truly justified? I destroyed the world because I thought it could never regenerate into something good. I flattened Applejack because she would never be obese again and thus she would be constantly in a state of longing. I wanted to protect my friends. They're happy now. Happy and obese."

Jonah then came across Delilah and laughed at her for being so thin.

THE END