Rarity's Dirty Performance

by The Dark Wolf

Rating: mature
Tags: Rarity (EqG), Equestria Girls, Porn, Fetish, Comedy
Length: 1331

Rarity's performance takes an embarrassing turn, but she is encouraged to turn it to her advantage.

When Rarity is in the middle of a performance as to who looks better striking poses combined with their outfit of choice (in Rarity's case, her Other Side outfit), she finds herself gassy, and later, in need of a bathroom. But the judges and audience think the poses associated with this make her performance even better. Can Rarity get by her humiliation to give them what they want, and possibly even win the contest with it?

Contains: Farts and wetting. And, EXTREMELY stretchy scenarios and OoC (I'm sure there's no way a contest like this could go that way, or that Rarity would go with it so easily), possible low quality, etc. Don't take too seriously.

I was motivated to write more by someone who I previously inspired. My story will get hate for the fetish fuel and for low quality and ludicrous scenarios, but I can just try to ignore them. There is no wrong way to fantasize - while the writers may have intended that to show their approval to people like me, Celestia was directly referring to Twilight's ridiculous fantasies. So again, don't take this story too seriously, but I like to think there is a little more uniqueness in the way the fetish fuel is played here.

Published 2019-04-25 05:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-04-25 05:40:01 UTC

Rarity's Dirty Performance

Rarity was very excited for her upcoming performance. She was about to enter a contest that was something like a fashion show, except the winner was whoever looked best with a combination of poses and outfit.

Rarity wore a skintight black unitard with a cape, and put glitter in her hair. She was a little nervous, as she hadn't entered this kind of contest before, and she had come up with this outfit right after experiencing writer's block. She was sure it would impress them, but she had to strike the right poses too.

She drank several cups of tea to calm herself down, then ate lunch at a restaurant, and made her way straight to the show from there.

The three judges were Hoity Toity, Photo Finish, and Sapphire Shores. All her friends sat in the audience, cheering for her.

The other contestants were Sunny Flare, Lemon Zest, and Indigo Zap. All Shadowbolts, Rarity noticed. This could get a little more competitive than she thought.

Sunny Flare stepped onto the stage first. She was wearing a sparkly black dress that went down to the knees. She struck some pretty standard poses, such as doing a twirl and blowing a kiss to the audience. She glanced at Rarity before doing a fainting impression, but leaned back too far and fell on her back with her legs in the air, so the audience could see her pink panties. Everyone laughed, and Photo Finish took a picture of this, apparently putting it on the list of poses for her opponents to beat.

Lemon Zest stepped onstage next. She was wearing a tight pair of jeans and a yellow T-shirt, and as usual, was wearing her headphones. Her poses were rock style, dancing to her songs. Photo Finish took several pictures of her.

Then came Indigo Zap. She was wearing short, dark purple skintight shorts, and a matching sports bra. Her poses were athletic and sporty, such as pretending to kick a soccer ball, flexing one of her muscles, raising both her arms as if winning a game, and pretending to run.

"And last, but certainly not least, former student of Canterlot High, we have Rarity!"

Rarity stepped onto the stage. She was still feeling a little nervous, but she loved the spotlight, and the audience actually made her more confident.

She tried to remember her poses, and which one might be good enough for a good first impression. As she did, she felt a gurgling in her stomach, which started to cramp a little. It seemed that her lunch didn't agree with her.

She decided to lay facedown, with a hand on the side of her head and her feet in the air, after removing her cape. Photo Finish took a picture of this as soon as she was in this position, and the audience seemed to like it. Rarity was feeling confident again.

Until, laying in this position forced a loud fart.

FFFFFFRRRRRRRT!

Rarity blushed. "Oh my..."

The audience laughed. Once they settled down, Hoity Toity said "If you don't mind, can you show us some fart poses?"

"I really shouldn't..." Another wet fart made its way out of her, which was a little quieter but stinkier than the last one.

"You should. You're not the first contestant to have a gas attack on stage, and they turned the situation around by getting into positions to fart."

"Well, if it will help my chances of winning..." Rarity stood up, stood facing sideways from the audience, and lifted her left leg.

PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFT!

Some of the audience, laughed, but some cheered, and Photo Finish took a picture.

"Yes, excellent!" said Hoity Toity.

"She really does look good farting in that outfit," said Applejack.

"Normally I'd say I look better farting in any outfit, but I can't argue with you here," said Rainbow Dash.

Rarity was still feeling a little embarrassed at breaking wind in front of an audience, but they seemed to like it, and she was starting to get a little more confident with it. Rarity faced the other direction, lifted her other leg, and let out an airy but audible fart.

She waited until the pressure returned, and then she got into a position with her rear end in the air.

PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRT!

An explosive fart erupted out of her rear. More of the audience was cheering than laughing now, and Photo Finish took two pictures.

Pinkie Pie laughed so hard she wet her jean shorts.

Then Rarity laid down on her back, lifting a leg all the way into the air and releasing a short, but loud fart. Then she raised both her legs in the air, bending them all the way.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRT!

A long, loud, deep-pitched fart made its way out of her. Photo Finish took three pictures in the middle of the fart, and now it was Applejack's turn to wet her jeans with excitement.

Rarity sighed in relief, until a different urge hit her. She had drank too much tea, and it had gone through her at once. She stood up immediately.

"I need to use the restroom," she said, holding herself and doing the pee dance.

"Pee dance in such a tight outfit is sensational," said Sapphire Shores as Photo Finish took another picture. "It always leaves you wondering whether she'll make it."

So, they were adding her pee desperation to their list. Rarity tried to think of what else she could do that might impress them, then try to get the relief she needed.

She sat down and fidgeted, holding herself with one hand, grimacing with her eyes wide open. Photo Finish took a few pictures.

Then she crossed her legs and squirmed more, with her eyes and mouth closed tight. She wasn't just pretending either, she really needed to go.

There was one more pose she could think of. She stood up and placed both her hands on her crotch, with the same expression on her face as when she had fidgeted without her legs crossed.

And then, without warning, the floodgates opened. A warm wetness soaked Rarity's crotch, and flowed down her legs, forming a puddle under her. The audience laughed again. Rarity removed her pee-soaked hands from her crotch and sighed in immense relief as she wet herself. Photo Finish took another picture, capturing the relieved expression on her face.

"Oh no, Rarity..." said Fluttershy, who would be utterly humiliated to have an accident onstage.

Rarity peed for about two minutes, enjoying the warm release a little too much. Once she finished, she looked around, and realized that she had just wet her outfit in front of everyone. She blushed beet red and giggled nervously. Photo Finish took another picture of this.

Rarity walked off the stage and sat down next to her opponents.

"Phew," said Sunny Flare, fanning the air around her. "They're never gonna give the prize to a farty girl who isn't potty-trained."

"Nice underwear, by the way," said Rarity. Sunny blushed.

"She's got a point," said Indigo. "You're such a filthy, stinky girl, there's no way they find what you did attractive."

Rarity lowered her head in shame, farting and wetting her outfit a little more.

Sapphire Shores took the microphone. "And the winner is... Rarity!"

"What?!" said all four contestants at once.

Rarity walked back onto the stage as Hoity Toity presented her with her trophy as the audience cheered, Fluttershy cheering the loudest.

"Those were such wonderful fart and pee desperation poses," said Hoity Toity. "And you were daring enough to fart and wet yourself onstage."

"Oh, thank you," said Rarity, blushing lightly. "Thank you so much!"

Indigo ran onstage. "I'm daring enough for that too!" Without hesitation, she peed her shorts, farting loudly as she did so.

The audience booed.

"The contest is over," said Hoity Toity. "And Rarity captured the desperation and sense of relief perfectly. You just wet your shorts spontaneously, and not very gracefully."

"Darn," said Indigo, while Rarity giggled.