Bumbaclot's Adventure II - RD: Larger Than Life

by Feefle

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Rainbow Dash, Trixie, Comedy, Random, Zecora, Human, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1402

Rainbow Dash drinks a potion made by Zecora, but something goes wrong. I wonder what it is?

Continuing the critically acclaimed adventures of Bumbaclot, Rainbow Dash drinks a special potion made by Zecora so she could fix her mental instability. But something goes wrong, and the side effects are evil, I think?

Published 2012-08-09 10:14:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-09 10:14:02 UTC

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The adventures of Bumbaclot 2 by Feefle (Don't mind the "where"'s)

One day Bumbaclot was going to a slumber party. It was to celebrate Rinbow Slish's

successful plastic surgery. She now looked like Rainbow Dash, however she retained

her insanity as Rinbow Slish because there was not a single psychiatrist in ponerland

that could fix her broken head.

Not even a lobotomy would work since Rainbow Dash never really had anything in her

head to begin with. I think she used it as storage for her radishes or something.

Bumbaclot and friends where having the party at "her" house. When he arrived, the

only poners who came where Rainbow Dash and for some reason Trixie. Her

completely forgot about Trixie and how evil she was. Trixie tried to steal her's stash

of peanuts to make peabnut bubber and pinecone sandwiches. It was funny to watch

Trixie eat those things. She would make squishy faces and motorcycle sounds trying

to chew the pinecone. Then after a few hours, she would shoot them out of her butt

like a cannon.

"Is this it? Where did everyone go?" asked Bumbaclot. "I think they're swimming in that

new marshmallow pudding pool the princess recently opened, and Bernie AKA

Fluttershy is eating chicken rice at her place." replied her. Turns out the pudding at

the pool was too thick to swim in. The poners where stuck. Milk AKA Applejack was

extremely angry because she hasn't asked Bumbaclot to count her freckles for over a

day now. "Hey Rarity, count my freckles will you?" said Milk. "Nope, busy thinking

about those watermelon seeds I saw swimming in the pond earlier today." replied

Rarity.

Someone knocked on the door. Bumbaclot answered it. It was Zecora, the striped

poner. "I have a potion that you might want to use while in motion" she said.
"You brought the head-fixing potion?" said Bumbaclot. "Yes, and you would be wise to

listen, for using it wrong might make our friend grow to great size." Everyone in the

room stared at each other. "Okay, get out." shouted Bumbaclot as he picked up and

threw Zecora out the window, he kept the jar containing the potion of course.

It was just about bed time and her was starting to fall asleep. She fell on Trixie and

she couldn't move. "Get off of me you fat creature" she yelled. When her finally got

up, the poners got into the giant bed. Rainbow Dash took the potion that Zecora made

and drank it. "Ummm, didn't Zecora mention something about moving around while

drinking that foul fluid?" asked Trixie. "Nah, she's just trying to scare us with her

mumbo jumbo." replied Rainbow Dash as she emptied the jar of liquid.

She then threw the empty jar out the window hoping to get it into the trash can

outside. Derpy popped out of the trash and opened her mouth wide to swallow the

jar. However, the jar ended up smacking her in between the eyes, shattering all over

her face. She was unhappy and retreated back into the trash can.

Bumbaclot and friends proceeded to go to sleep with the lights on so the ghost of

Discord doesn't steal their blankets and pillows which he uses to draw faces on so he

could have friends.

The next morning, Bumbaclot noticed the bed was no longer soft. It smelt a lot like

farts, and was light blue in colour. He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, Rainbow Dash had

grown into a giant poner overnight.

He saw "her" laying on Dash's head and Trixie was squished between the wall and

RD's butt. Of course, RD blew a huge fart that sent Trixie flying out through the wall

into Derpy's giant pickle jar. Now Trixie knew how it felt being one of her pinecones

when shot out through her butt. She swore never to eat pinecones again.

"Wow, what happened to you Rainbow Dash? You've become bigger than "her"" said

Bumbaclot. "Hey, I love my fat" said her as she began devouring a humongous slab of

fattening cheese that smelt like death. "What does it feel like being almost as big as a

house?" asked Trixie as she bounced on her tail like a complete imbecile. "It feels like

I'm eating a walnut sandwich, only I'm doing it underwater with a goldfish swimming

in my head." replied Rainbow Dash. Trixie bounced even faster, making her look like

the absolute definition of an imbecile.

Bumbaclot asked "her" if she could make some magical spell that would turn RD back

to her original size, or pocket size so he could carry her around and throw her at

poners he didn't like. "I'll try by not doing anything." said her. "This is the work of

mumbo jumbo magic which is more powerful than the textbook rubbish I read."

Bumbaclot realized what Zecora meant by drinking the potion in motion. She was

supposed to be moving around while guzzling down the horrid drink. But now

because of their ignorance, RD is the biggest poner in all of ponerland and that poner

happened to be not mentally stable.

"I'm hungry now." bellowed Rainbow Dash. Bumbaclot feared for the worst, he knew

she was gonna start pickling everything and eating it because Derpy still hadn't

finished pickling her cucumbers. RD looked around and saw the giant bowl of

marshmallow pudding in the distance. She got up and started running towards it,

tripping every few seconds like a child with poor motor skills.

Pinkie Pie, Milk, and Rarity where still stuck in the pudding. They couldn't hear RD

approaching because they tired themselves out from trying to escape last night. They

where sound asleep.

Bumbaclot, her and Trixie followed RD by tossing each other like grenades ready to

explode. RD tripped over a potato tree and smashed her head against the side of the

giant bowl. She got up like it was regular business taking a blow to the cranium like

that, and proceeded to slurp up all the pudding with the sleeping poners along with it.

By the time Bumbaclot and friends reached RD, she had already devoured the entire

contents of the bowl.

Bumbaclot ran up to RD and shoved his head as far deep into her

belly as he could. "Hey girls, are you like, in there or something?" yelled Bumbaclot as

his muffled voice jiggled RD's belly in a horrific fashion. "Yes, and it smells like organs

and farts in here." yelled Pinkie Pie.

"How are we going to get them out?" asked Trixie who wanted to count Milk's

freckles. Trixie really wanted to count them, she along with every other poner really

wanted to count them. Bumbaclot on the other hand was sick and tired of counting

those little white dots since he was the only one doing it.

"We need to make her barf." answered Bumbaclot. "We should give her something

disgusting OR something delicious so that her stomach can remove the less yummy

contents."

RD was full, but she did find a couple of Fluttershy's animals sleeping in a tree. RD

thought to herself "Maybe if I pickle them, they will be delicious?". RD proceeded to

toss pickle brine at the animals. They woke up and started running around in circles.

RD grabbed them and tossed them into her mouth. "Oh my goodness, this is

delicious." She began to selectively vomit the poners she had eaten along with the

marshmallow pudding which paled in comparison to the pickled woodland creatures.

"Are you girls okay? Was it terrible in there?" asked Bumbaclot. Pinkie Pie, Milk, and

Rarity thought the ride was awesome and wanted to go again. "Maybe when I'm done

eating all of Fluttershy's pets." said RD. Fluttershy did not notice that her animals

where being pickled and devoured because she got some nasty hiccups from the rice.

She had hiccuped into space by dawn.

"Well, Zecora's potion may not have worked due to our incompetence, but at least we

learned something today" said Bumbaclot. "What's that?" asked her. Bumbaclot thought

for a while, turns out they didn't learn anything at all. "WAIT!" yelled Trixie, "I learned

that being a pinecone shot out through my butt is a horrible experience. I will never

eat pinecones again. I'm still gonna try to steal your peanuts, "her". Gonna try to make

peabnut bubber and cheese sandwiches instead." "Nope" replied her.

The End