Bumbaclot's Adventure II - RD: Larger Than Life
The adventures of Bumbaclot 2 by Feefle (Don't mind the "where"'s)
One day Bumbaclot was going to a slumber party. It was to celebrate Rinbow Slish's
successful plastic surgery. She now looked like Rainbow Dash, however she retained
her insanity as Rinbow Slish because there was not a single psychiatrist in ponerland
that could fix her broken head.
Not even a lobotomy would work since Rainbow Dash never really had anything in her
head to begin with. I think she used it as storage for her radishes or something.
Bumbaclot and friends where having the party at "her" house. When he arrived, the
only poners who came where Rainbow Dash and for some reason Trixie. Her
completely forgot about Trixie and how evil she was. Trixie tried to steal her's stash
of peanuts to make peabnut bubber and pinecone sandwiches. It was funny to watch
Trixie eat those things. She would make squishy faces and motorcycle sounds trying
to chew the pinecone. Then after a few hours, she would shoot them out of her butt
like a cannon.
"Is this it? Where did everyone go?" asked Bumbaclot. "I think they're swimming in that
new marshmallow pudding pool the princess recently opened, and Bernie AKA
Fluttershy is eating chicken rice at her place." replied her. Turns out the pudding at
the pool was too thick to swim in. The poners where stuck. Milk AKA Applejack was
extremely angry because she hasn't asked Bumbaclot to count her freckles for over a
day now. "Hey Rarity, count my freckles will you?" said Milk. "Nope, busy thinking
about those watermelon seeds I saw swimming in the pond earlier today." replied
Rarity.
Someone knocked on the door. Bumbaclot answered it. It was Zecora, the striped
poner. "I have a potion that you might want to use while in motion" she said.
"You brought the head-fixing potion?" said Bumbaclot. "Yes, and you would be wise to
listen, for using it wrong might make our friend grow to great size." Everyone in the
room stared at each other. "Okay, get out." shouted Bumbaclot as he picked up and
threw Zecora out the window, he kept the jar containing the potion of course.
It was just about bed time and her was starting to fall asleep. She fell on Trixie and
she couldn't move. "Get off of me you fat creature" she yelled. When her finally got
up, the poners got into the giant bed. Rainbow Dash took the potion that Zecora made
and drank it. "Ummm, didn't Zecora mention something about moving around while
drinking that foul fluid?" asked Trixie. "Nah, she's just trying to scare us with her
mumbo jumbo." replied Rainbow Dash as she emptied the jar of liquid.
She then threw the empty jar out the window hoping to get it into the trash can
outside. Derpy popped out of the trash and opened her mouth wide to swallow the
jar. However, the jar ended up smacking her in between the eyes, shattering all over
her face. She was unhappy and retreated back into the trash can.
Bumbaclot and friends proceeded to go to sleep with the lights on so the ghost of
Discord doesn't steal their blankets and pillows which he uses to draw faces on so he
could have friends.
The next morning, Bumbaclot noticed the bed was no longer soft. It smelt a lot like
farts, and was light blue in colour. He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, Rainbow Dash had
grown into a giant poner overnight.
He saw "her" laying on Dash's head and Trixie was squished between the wall and
RD's butt. Of course, RD blew a huge fart that sent Trixie flying out through the wall
into Derpy's giant pickle jar. Now Trixie knew how it felt being one of her pinecones
when shot out through her butt. She swore never to eat pinecones again.
"Wow, what happened to you Rainbow Dash? You've become bigger than "her"" said
Bumbaclot. "Hey, I love my fat" said her as she began devouring a humongous slab of
fattening cheese that smelt like death. "What does it feel like being almost as big as a
house?" asked Trixie as she bounced on her tail like a complete imbecile. "It feels like
I'm eating a walnut sandwich, only I'm doing it underwater with a goldfish swimming
in my head." replied Rainbow Dash. Trixie bounced even faster, making her look like
the absolute definition of an imbecile.
Bumbaclot asked "her" if she could make some magical spell that would turn RD back
to her original size, or pocket size so he could carry her around and throw her at
poners he didn't like. "I'll try by not doing anything." said her. "This is the work of
mumbo jumbo magic which is more powerful than the textbook rubbish I read."
Bumbaclot realized what Zecora meant by drinking the potion in motion. She was
supposed to be moving around while guzzling down the horrid drink. But now
because of their ignorance, RD is the biggest poner in all of ponerland and that poner
happened to be not mentally stable.
"I'm hungry now." bellowed Rainbow Dash. Bumbaclot feared for the worst, he knew
she was gonna start pickling everything and eating it because Derpy still hadn't
finished pickling her cucumbers. RD looked around and saw the giant bowl of
marshmallow pudding in the distance. She got up and started running towards it,
tripping every few seconds like a child with poor motor skills.
Pinkie Pie, Milk, and Rarity where still stuck in the pudding. They couldn't hear RD
approaching because they tired themselves out from trying to escape last night. They
where sound asleep.
Bumbaclot, her and Trixie followed RD by tossing each other like grenades ready to
explode. RD tripped over a potato tree and smashed her head against the side of the
giant bowl. She got up like it was regular business taking a blow to the cranium like
that, and proceeded to slurp up all the pudding with the sleeping poners along with it.
By the time Bumbaclot and friends reached RD, she had already devoured the entire
contents of the bowl.
Bumbaclot ran up to RD and shoved his head as far deep into her
belly as he could. "Hey girls, are you like, in there or something?" yelled Bumbaclot as
his muffled voice jiggled RD's belly in a horrific fashion. "Yes, and it smells like organs
and farts in here." yelled Pinkie Pie.
"How are we going to get them out?" asked Trixie who wanted to count Milk's
freckles. Trixie really wanted to count them, she along with every other poner really
wanted to count them. Bumbaclot on the other hand was sick and tired of counting
those little white dots since he was the only one doing it.
"We need to make her barf." answered Bumbaclot. "We should give her something
disgusting OR something delicious so that her stomach can remove the less yummy
contents."
RD was full, but she did find a couple of Fluttershy's animals sleeping in a tree. RD
thought to herself "Maybe if I pickle them, they will be delicious?". RD proceeded to
toss pickle brine at the animals. They woke up and started running around in circles.
RD grabbed them and tossed them into her mouth. "Oh my goodness, this is
delicious." She began to selectively vomit the poners she had eaten along with the
marshmallow pudding which paled in comparison to the pickled woodland creatures.
"Are you girls okay? Was it terrible in there?" asked Bumbaclot. Pinkie Pie, Milk, and
Rarity thought the ride was awesome and wanted to go again. "Maybe when I'm done
eating all of Fluttershy's pets." said RD. Fluttershy did not notice that her animals
where being pickled and devoured because she got some nasty hiccups from the rice.
She had hiccuped into space by dawn.
"Well, Zecora's potion may not have worked due to our incompetence, but at least we
learned something today" said Bumbaclot. "What's that?" asked her. Bumbaclot thought
for a while, turns out they didn't learn anything at all. "WAIT!" yelled Trixie, "I learned
that being a pinecone shot out through my butt is a horrible experience. I will never
eat pinecones again. I'm still gonna try to steal your peanuts, "her". Gonna try to make
peabnut bubber and cheese sandwiches instead." "Nope" replied her.
The End
