Scoot Pilgram VS Equestria

"Hey Scoot some pony sent you an email talking about you earning your cutie mark" Sweetie Belle said to break the silence of thier usual ride to school.

"I swear you believe everything you see on the Pony Net it could just be another one of those darn chain emails." Applebloom interupted as she prepared to do an imatation of a chain email.

"Dear Filly or Colt what you are about to read is absoulutely one hundred percent true. If you read this email and link it to at least 50 of your pony friends you will gain your cutie mark in what ever dream job you wish. If you don't send it though you will be blank flank FOREVER and your life will end sad and alone." Applebloom finished her little speech and sat back down with both young fillies eyes looking at her like she was insane.

"What?" Applebloom wondered as she was hoping to  change the mood.

"What the hay is a chain email?" Scoot asked as she rounded a corner around Sugar Cube Corner.

"Your kidding me right you never heard of a chain email?" Applebloom said as her mouth gapped open nearly hitting the edge of the wagon.

"Nope why what is it?" Sweetie Belle said as she opened her saddle bag to grab an apple to snack on the ride to school.

"A chain email is one of the dumbest most annoying things ever they send you them and tell you that your wildest dreams will come true if you send the email to 50 other friends, but if you don't something like your worst fear will come true while your sleeping on a date like NightMare Night or Hearts and Hooves Day."

"Sounds scary." Scoot said as she thought of her worst fear Rainbow Dash calling her a chicken.

"Yeah I think we should head back to the clubhouse and send that email to everypony we know." Sweetie Belle said as she feared being her entire body being furless.

"Yeah" Scoot agreed as her hoof was nearing the brakes on her scooter.

"Oh no you don't its never going to come true they never do I just ignore them and put them in the junk mail section: Applebloom said as she grabbed Scoots hoof and pulled it back to the steering rod.

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A NAKED PONY!" Sweetie Belle screamed  and whined at the same time.

"Your worst fear is being entire bald and I thought Scoots was dumb and besides we are already naked most of the time how is that such a big del."

"HEY how do you even know what it is?" Scoot looked back at Applebloom with eyes full of daggers.

"Well it's obvious it has something to do with RD insulting you am I not right?" Applebloom said as she raised an eyebrow in a mocking gesture.

"Uh no it's something so scary you could not fathom it." Scoot said as she lifted her hoofs up in the into the air in a vain attempt to change the subject.

"Uhuh and this thing we could not fathom is what exactly?" Applebloom asked as she rolled her eyes not believing Scoots lies in the slightest.

"A MONSTER THAT EATS CUTIE MARKS AND MAKES YOU A BLANK FLANK FOREVER!" Scoot said as she raised her hoofs into the air and flung them around in yet again in another pointless attempt to change the subject. While she was doing so she could not see that her steering rod had turned and they were heading straight for a tree.

"SCOOT PUT YOUR HOOFS BACK ON THE CONTROLS WE ARE HEADING STRAIGHT FOR!" That was all Applebloom could yell as they hit the tree and were catapulted from the wagon seat and thrown high into the air.

"Well just great now my wagons wrecked thanks a lot Scoot." Applebloom yelled as they flung through the air and were heading straight for the school.

"Oh yeah your wagon is not as important as my scooter." Scoot yelled as she held onto what remained of her handmade scooter.

"Girls both of those are important, but they are not nearly as important as where we are going and if we are going to land safely." Sweetie Belle interupted the two arguing fillies.

They were thinking how they were going to get out of this sticky situation when they looked down and saw they were heading straight for the school.

"Well look at this way at least we won't be late." Scoot said with a chuckle chucked the remaning pieces of the scooter behind her.

"WELL LET'S LOOK AT THIS WAY AT LEAST WHEN WE HIT THE SCHOOL AT MACH WHO KNOWS WE WILL BE CLOSE TO THE SCHOOL NURSE!" Applebloom yelled and put her hoof up in a defensive stance to lessen the impact as did the other  Crusaders.

CRASH BAM uh BOOM umm KAPLOW

As the three misfits went flung into the wall Miss Cheerliee was teaching a lesson on how to write a better story and was suddenly interupted by an earth shattering boom. Cheerliee looked outside the window an saw three fillies passed out on the ground with bruises all over them. She rushed to her desk and called the school nurse to come outside and bring them in. Once they were brought in Applebloom was the first to wake up from her injurys.

"Ugh where am I what happened?" Applebloom asked as a small bar appeared over her head and drained to half way and dissapeared.

"Uh what the hay was that thing?" Applebloom asked as she looked around and saw she was all alone except for unconscious  friends in beds next to her. She used her hoof to wake them up one by one and they awoke asking the same questions as the mystry bar appeared briefly over thier heads and dissapeared.

"Ah girls your awake now can you tell me what happened?" Cheerliee asked as she opened and closed the door to the nurses office.

"Well me and the girls were riding our scooter to school and Scoot went and took her hoof off the wheel and we were kind of sent flying into the school wall." Sweetie Belle said.

"Thats not what happened you two were arguing and I yelled at you girls to shut up and we crashed." Scoot said trying to defend herself so she did not get all the blame placed on her.

"No Sweetie Belle is telling the truth your just trying to not get in trouble for this." Applebloom said as she sat up and saw bandages over her head and the rest of the girls.

"Girls none of you are in trouble your parents just want to know what happened" Cheerlie said as she sat down and was ready to hear how the three trouble makers went cascading through a tree and more then likely broke several bones in the process.

"well we were on our way to school on Scoot's scotter and we were talking to each other about what we would do today to earn our cutie mark and Scoot wasn't paying attention and we crashed straight into a tree. Applebloom said not wanting to mention thier actual conversation to Cheerliee.

"Well girls i'll tell your parents and let them know your alright, but the doctors say you girls broke some bones when you went through that tree so no school for at least a week at best they say." Cheerliee then went and left the Crusaders to allow them all to get some sleep.

"We went through a tree?" Sweetie Belle asked as she attempted sit up.

"shoot we must have gotten pretty messed up if Cheerliee is telling the truth." Applebloom said as she poked her bandages and instantly felt a sharp pain.

"Well girls we are going to be in here for awhile so might as well get some rest.

A/N Yeah the chapter is lack luster one and its been ages since the last update, but school has kept me busy so I barely have any time to write.

Also if anyone wishs to be my editor PM me and we can talk.