Chapter 3: Jonah and the Fucking Dino
Alright, we all know jonah has been fucked really hard before.... but no as hard as this shit... "yo yo, my name is pussman33333q." they never ever give them retarded rapper names... BUT that is not the case, Kayla's vortex vag was very terrifying but jonah still took his body fat and got prego from dinos fast action cum. well, to get into the story, kayla was fapping to emerys picture soo hard it went from a vortex, into a worm hole... we all know the niggers in paris wont except that bullshit. while spike put his fat lips on kaylas worm hole like vagina.
so obama was in his office one day. when jonah, collin, and skipe walk in and start blood on the dance floor for 17 hours. after they have a full arousing day of head banging, they all got energized cuz collin brought mountain dew and shove up his anus hole, but intead he used it to shove it up his asshole (with his hair fixed of course). well, after collin's asshole started bleeding, spike took his dino dick and started to buttfuck jonah while fingering his asshole full of collin's bleeding shit. after the masterful, powerful, buttfucking, they all circle jerking to black veil brides. they all realize they have triangle penises. dicks and cum everywhere... collin, the sexy dark rocker, started singing walone at last while jonah cut off skipes dick for himself. they were all masterbating chained up, and bleeding. As they were all bleeding on the flood, Osama Bin Ladin came and 9/11'd all over their giant booty pipes.
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Chapter 2: Kayla and Jonah
After Jonah woke up, from all that bloody seckz, he had a date with the beached whale, Kayla. Kayla was a disgusting hairy, fat as fuck scary creature. But jonah loves all that viking shit. when jonah went to the shit hole of GayQuestria, he made sure to get the honeybuns under his hot sweaty ball sack. i know what you're thinking, yea, this pretty much sounds like collins dream all ready. Anyways, he went to kayla. kayla was looking fat as fuck already... she noticed blood all over his dick, but she was ok with that because her vortex could handle that kind of gore. he smiled while kayla's whale hole started sucking his asshole out (cuz jonah had to shit real fucking bad.) now, jonah felt very orgasmic. he knew that her vortex vagina was as wet as water. noticing jonahs skinned boner, they had chained butseckz in front of obama. now since obama hates sexy buttecks jonah screamed "BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR?!" and he turned on all of the speakers and start to head bang and masterbate to davihe's voice. he started to headbang sooooo much his asshole turned inside out due to kayla's vortex. she started to spray her ocean like cum all over his office. it was wetter than jonahs rectum. she started to whip jonahs computer and his sexy black ass. the whiteness of his cum triggered the lemon whore video. bitch please. kayla ghasted. "AHGGHGHGGHGHG" kayla's ghast orgasm sound fluttered through all the ears of ponies and woke collin (THE DARK ROCKER) up. sad because jonah is straight. they march over with all of the strap on's and noodle fuck machines. they wheeled over the ghast machine.
Back to jonah and kayla now, they all came 20 times while obama is skinned and speared to his office wall. Spike rammed open the door with his monster dick and start to splodge all over obamas face... jonah looked up while kayla is splinting his asshole open, is suppressed and started to cum.
