A Day at Sugarcube Corner

by Harpica

Rating: mature
Tags: Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Romance
Length: 1938

A simple enchilada goes horribly, horribly wrong.

Will Rarity find the perfect hair dye? Will Twilight overcome her chronic shitting disorder?

Only time will tell!

Published 2011-08-21 23:30:14 UTC
Last updated 2011-10-20 18:46:27 UTC

Chapter Two : Special Delivery

Pinkie Pie was crying.

Pinkie Pie never cried.

Earlier that day her three friends had left her in Sugarcube corner alone with a huge erection.

If that wasn’t bad enough, they left her in an ankle deep pool of Twilight’s blood, guts and shit.
Her massive erection had nothing to do but squirm around in what looked like Twilight’s lower intestines.

She picked up a cleaver and was about to chop off her dick so she could shove it up her ass while skullfucking herself with the cleaver, but she heard a knock on the door.

“WHO KNOCKS UPON THE DOOR OF PINKAMENA!?” she shouted

“HUUUUR DUUUR” came a fucknigger retarded voice from behind the door

Pinkie turned around, erection in hand, and ran at the door screaming “FUCKING DERPY FUCK OFF RETARD”, but as she ran, she slipped on what may have been Twilight’s right kidney, and did a triple backflip, landing in another puddle of shit, which only served to make her penis harder.

(AUTHORS NOTE: the backflip was fucking cash, trust me.)

She quickly gathered herself, stood up, and headed to the door.
She slammed the door inwards, grabbed Derpy my the mane and pulling her in, she then slammed Derpy onto the ground, Derpy made a sickening crack as she hit the cold, shit covered floor.

Pinkie wasted no time in shoving her huge cock straight down the mailmare’s throat.

“WHY ARE YOU HERE!?” Pinkie shouted, furious that she had been disturbed from her wallowing.

“HUU*cough*UuuUUUu*gulp*Duu*cack*uUUr”

“Premium sixteen inch stallion dildo’s and strap-ons?” Said Pinky, rather confused, but a flush of happiness flooding into her face nevertheless. Her hair suddenly sprung up and became poofy and curled, like a large piece of cotton candy.

“Get them.” she said with a smile.

Derpy gestured towards Pinkie’s huge, throbbing erection which was still lodged deep down her throat impeding her movement and breathing.

Pinkie pulled out in one smooth motion which not only made her cum directly into Derpy’s stomach, but also made Derpy snap upright onto her hooves, which put her into a walking motion.

Derpy, seeing no reason to complain because she knew just how dangerous Pinkie could be, went with haste to gather the two box’s from outside that had been dropped when she was practically raped.

She tried to fly out the door, but ended up hitting the wall about three feet to the left with a horrible crack, which almost certainly spelled broken nose or jaw.

“That’s not how you use a door silly!”

Pinkie Pie bounced past the mailmare who was now lodged into the wall, and outside into the sunlight.

“What a beautiful day!” she exclaimed, taking in a deep breath of air, savouring it.
She glanced around, looking for the packages the wall-eyed pegasus had mentioned.

While doing so, she caught a glimpse of the cutie mark crusaders running around with a kite.
A dark thought entered Pinkies mind, “I’ll have to introduce my new toys to those three.”
She noticed the groans of pain coming from behind her, “Maybe some other time...” she thought, as she looked at an empty wagon that was placed outside the bakery, where the box’s had happened to land.

“Oh! there you are!” exclaimed the pink earth pony as she gather them up and brought them back into the bakery.

The door locked with a click.

Derpy had since recovered from her accident, and was stumbling around the room in a daze.

“Prepare your anus, Derpy!” Pinkie said rather enthusiastically as she tore open the first box to reveal a gleaming, silver, sixteen inch vibrating strap-on.

“Perfect for fun at crowded parties!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed with excitement while reading the description on it’s side.

She flicked a small, rubber button on the base of the shaft and the whole member began to violently shake.

“Perfect...” Pinkie Pie said under her breath.

Pinkie suddenly jolted up, dropping the strap-on, and ran at Derpy with a newly found erection.

“I HOPE YOU’RE READY!” shouted Pinkie as she bent the blonde pegasus over and turned her around in one fluid motion.

She wasted no time in absolutely destroying Derpy’s tender asshole with her massive erect shaft.

Somehow, Pinkie’s jukebox had somehow turned itself on, and was blaring a song.

“PARTY PARTY PARTY, I WANNA HAVE A PARTY,
I NEED TO HAVE A PARTY, YOU’D BETTER HAVE A PARTY,
WELL PARTY PARTY PARTY, YOU GOTTA PARTY HARDY,
I’M GONNA HAVE A PARTY OR ELSE YOU WILL BE SORRY!”

Pinkie Pie smiled as she thrust her massive cock balls deep into Derpy’s ass to the beat of the music, the sensation she was feeling was incredible, Derpy, on the other hand, was trying to supress tears as she was brutally anally violated.

Pinkie scooped up hoof-fulls of Twilights partly liquefied shit and internal organs off the ground to use as lube as she brutally ravaged the blonde haired mail-mare.

She pulled out for no more than a second to jam as much shit as she could carry into Derpy’s anus to act as lube, lining the inner walls of her rectum

Pinkie then wasted no time in laying back into Derpy with a full force balls deep thrust, the shit was really improving the feeling of the insides of the grey pegasus, so much so that Pinkie dared hold her position inside of Derpy before pulling out to thrust again.

Pinkie found herself thrusting so hard that she was gradually making Derpy slide across the floor, leaving a trail of wetness from the tears where her face had been, and pushing shit out of the way like a snow plough.

Pinkie must have came at least a gallon at this point, cum that appeared brown from the shit-lube was crawling up Pinkies dick and forming a large puddle on the floor whenever she blew her load inside of Derpy, the cum quickly being evacuated by Pinkies cock each time it made a return thrust.

Derpy couldn’t cry anymore.
She had been all dried up from the pain of the Pink intruder, violating her anus and everything she held sacred, but mostly her anus

“Okay silly!” She heard a voice from behind her, Pinkie had reluctantly pulled out as a response to Derpy’s screams of pain, which Pinkie had mistaken for screams of exctasy, but not before putting the pegasus through three hours of torture.

“Now it’s your turn!” She said as her stiff cock was slowly calming down, throwing the oversized strap-on to Derpy, who was still crushed and disorientated.

Derpy couldn’t quite make sense of the situation, all she knew was that she had just been tossed a rather large, vibrating strap-on, and that a certain pink earth pony, (who had made it so she could not feel a thing below her stomach), was bent over, waiting expectantly.

Derpy staggered onto her hooves, droplets of semen seeping out of her ass followed by a steady stream caused by the sudden movements.

She looked around, seeing Pinkie Pie still waiting expectantly, shooting her a seductive look.

Derpy then realised what she had to do.

Everything that had just happened in the past three hours came rushing into her head like a tsunami of memory.

Pinkie hurt her.

A lot.

She stopped seeking potential escape routes and instead strapped the device on the ground next to her over her shit stained pussy.

“Yes...” Pinkie said, watching the mail-mares every move.

Derpy wanted to hurt Pinkie after what she had done, and this is how she would do it.

Derpy flipped the switch and the machine started violently shaking, it’s maximum setting, Pinkie Pie deserved no less.

Derpy ran at her and slammed the machine straight into Pinkie’s pussy, all sixteen inches of it with the intent of hurting her.

When the only response Derpy got were moans and a loud “Oh yes!”, she knew she was doing something wrong, Pinkie was trembling along with the machine that was shaking inside of her, and she loved it.

“HuuuRR” said Derpy, with a determined look on her face, she thrust even harder, using her wings to propel herself deep into Pinkies vagina, only serving to make her moan even louder and digging her head into a pile of shit infront of her to try and hush her screams of exctasy.

Derpy thought that her plan was finally working, that the harder she thrusted, the more it hurt Pinkie, she was oblivious that Pinkie was in an absolute filthy and hot daze as she had her insides rummaged through by a huge vibrating cock.

Derpy had made Pinkie cum multiple times and was getting worn out, Pinkie was paralyzed on the floor with her haunches up covered in drool mixed with cum and shit.

Derpy collapsed in a puddle of shit quickly followed by Pinkie, they both fell into a deep, sex induced sleep.

Chapter One : Enchiladas

Chapter One : Enchiladas

~harpica

Rarity and Applejack are all sitting around sugarcube corner waiting for Pinkie Pie to come over and suck their massive erect cocks.

Naturally, the pair become anxious and start to suck each others massive, bulging, fully erect penises, suddenly Twilight Sparkle comes running into the bakery, shit is literally flying from her ass and has started to fill the bakery.

“FUCK SHIT DANG DARN BUTTS MAKE IT STOP” exclaimed Twilight.

“I Tuffed yuhf tu*gulp* nohf eaf theh enchrihdas” Apple Jacks words were barely audible with Rarity’s stiff shaft deep down her throat.

“HOLY BALLS MY ASSHOLE IS HOTTER THAN THE SUN” Twilight screamed in agony.

“Darling, do you really think we give two shits?” Said Rarity in a calm, but commanding tone, while Apple Jack was still gagging on her erection.

And with that, using the force of her monster of a cock, she flipped Apple Jack into the air, and lay down flat on her back.

Apple Jack came down, butthole first, on Rarity’s chest.

“Unload!” screamed Rarity as Apple Jack came with the force of a thousand suns into Rarity’s mane and face, while being pushed into the air by the massive turd protruding from her tender asshole.

While all this was happening, Twilight had found herself running around in circles, shit exploding from her ass like the hydrogen bomb, and then she passed out.

She awoke to the sight of Rarity pouting in front of a mirror, and Apple Jack heavily panting behind her.

“Heh....heh......I guess white ain’t your colour sugarcube”

Rarity could only put on a look of disappointment as she saw the truth that Apple Jacks semen didn’t make a very good hair dye, and that white certainly didn’t suit her.

“But I must say, these brown hooves are very nice! I must thank dear old Twilight when she wakes up!..Oh! you’re awake! Twilight dear, I must say, if it wasn’t for your constant pain-filled explosive ankle deep diarrhea, I would never have found out how great I would look in brown shoes!”

Twilight mumbled to herself, she had been out for at least an hour or two, when she had arrived they were only getting started, and she knew that Apple Jack would have incredible endurance, so they must have been at it for a while to get her so tired, and it didn’t help that her ass still felt like it was on fire, just minus the atom bomb explosion coming from her rectum.

“But I must admit, I do feel very sorry for Pinkie Pie, the poor thing will have to clean up all this fucking ankle deep shit that you spewed everywhere from your anal cavity!”