“Have I mentioned how much you ponies disgust me.” The changeling spewed out. “Reproducing even if you don’t excel within your generation...”

“Have I mentioned how I was gonna kill you?” Sweetie Belle raised her voice. “Running your mouth while being at my mercy...”

Zex sighed. “And you know what ticks me most? Earth ponies! How in Tartarus did they survive for a millennium is beyond me.”

Sweetie Belle intervened. “They survive just fine. As far as I know, when Wendigos attacked, they were the only ones left with some rations.”

“I hate Earth pony roleplay even more than the stagnant Celestia part, but I see this lesson is important.”

“Will your play have anything, at all, to do with love?” Sweetie Belle asked.

“Um, sure... Why not.” He talked as he morphed. “I’m just a regular Earth pony on a stroll, thinking with my undeveloped brain.” He looked up at the sky “La, la, la, I suck at flying and magic, but hey, at least I’ll make my offspring suffer just as much. Yippidy doo da! The Dirt ponies I create shall be at least as useless as me.”

“Hey, stop that!” Sweetie Belle intervened. “I had a best friend, who is an Earth pony.”

“And where’s your best friend now?”

She stood silent.

“That’s what undeveloped abominations do to others. They abandon them in their greatest time of need because they can’t be bothered with anything besides spawning more of their horrid selves. The more ignorant they are, the more they spread around their bad genes.”

“You are wrong. Earth ponies aren’t so bad. And they certainly don’t think the way you showed it.”

“Of course they think like that, how else would they justify harming the unborn generation?”

“How can they hurt somepony who hasn’t even been born yet?”

“Genetics. You know what that entails, right?”

She shook her head.

“It figures... The only knowledge that could still save you ponies, in the long run, is not even taught in your schools. Maybe you ponies have degenerated through generations too far to be able to grasp the simple concepts such as this.”

She stood behind her crystal without saying a word.

“Have you noticed that parents of Pegasus are usually Pegasi themselves. Same with Unicorns. And sadly, so goes with Earth ponies.”

“That’s not true! I know two Earth ponies who had a Pegasus baby and a Unicorn baby.”

“An exception to the rule. Nothing more.”

“Ugh!” Sweetie Belle rose above the crystal. “Can you stop wasting my time already? I know even less about love now than I did before. Stop stalling!”

“Fine, I’ll tell you all about it.”

Author's Note

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