Twilight's Next Idea

by Evictus

Rating: mature
Tags: Lyra, Drama, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fetish, Profanity, Shining Armor, Princess Celestia, Pinkie Pie, Human, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1010

Twilight does something that nobody asked for

When Twilight passes a dumb law she ticks off a lot of people. Will the law last?

Published 2019-04-29 23:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-04-29 23:50:01 UTC

The Idea Is Bad

Twilight was inside her castle writing down a law that would change the coarse of Equestria sports as she wanted an overhaul for a very long time.

Twilight was planning on banning gymnastics as it wasnt Equestria based. The reason why she was doing this was because she was concerned about Equestria losing its culture and didnt want things that didnt fit the mold of Equestria to exist in Equestria.

Once the law was introduced people protested against it and it was hugely unpopular for obvious reasons.

It was so unpopular that Twilight's own friend Pinkie Pie confronted Twilight at her castle over the law as she knew that someone had to stand up to Twilight in order to stop this ridiculous law that was ruining people's careers.

"Twilight listen to me. This law is tyranny! People should be able to do whatever they want without being controlled by a law!" Pinkie Pie ranted.

""People can do what they want as long as it's an Equestria activity. Gymnastics doesnt fit that mold as it doesnt look like its Equestria based." Twilight argued back.

"Twilight that is such a fallacy. Following your logic we should probably ban ballet or welding because it's not Equestria based as well." Pinkie Pie ranted.

"Those are Equestria based. Welding is almost like the magic the princesses use and ballet is an artform that is a legitamet dance that has existed for a long time in Equestria. Gymnastics is not magical or Equestria based." Twilight said.

Pinkie Pie couldnt believe what she was hearing. Twilight's argument was so dumb that she couldnt believe it.

"Twilight stop. Gymnastics fits the mold of Equestria like any other activity. You have no basis for your argument. Following this logic we should ban every activity that doesnt fit the mold of Equestria culture." Pinkie Pie ranted.

"Everything fits the mold of Equestria culture except for gymnastics." Twilight argued. Pinkie Pie could not believe what Twilight had said. It made her slap her forehead in frustration.

"That literally does not make any sense at all. Gymnastics has been in Equestria for years and as of now you decide to ban an entire sport just because it doesnt fit the mold of Equestria." Pinkie ranted angrily.

"Yep." Twilight said. Pinkie Pie stormed off in anger while Twilight wrote the law and put it into effect.

When the law was put into effect gymnastic centers protested and refused to close down. Millions of gymnasts rallies against Twilight's law.

Meanwhile Celestia was sitting in her throne room in Canterlot looking over her book that automatically showed each new law that was passed every second. As she looked at it she became alarmed at the page showing the gymnastics ban.

Celestia started to have a panic attack. She couldnt remember passing such a law and would never do such a cruel heartless thing.

"Uh Shining Armor!?" Celestia yelled. He came running up to her.

"Yes Celestia?" He asked.

"Did I ever sign a law that banned gymnastics?!" Celestia said with a panicky voice as her hands shook. Her advisor furrowed his brow in confusion.

"Not that I know of. There are no records of you signing a law like that." Shining Armor said.

Celestia then realized that Twilight's handwriting was on the law. Celestia gritted her teeth.

"Twilight!" Celestia hissed. Meanwhile Twilight laughed to herself as she had gotten away with her Law but then at that moment Celestia busted down her door and dragged Twilight out of her room.

"Hey!" Twilight protested. Celestia dropped Twilighg too the floor and yelled.

"Twilight get rid of the gymnastics ban right this instant. I'm not playing around or joking. I'm dead serious!" Celestia yelled.

"How did you know about that?!" Twilight yelled.

"It appeared in my book. All laws that are signed are revealed by magic to me so I can keep track on what princess passes what! Your going to repeal the gymnastics ban!" Celestia yelled.

"Or what!? What can you possibly do to me to make that happen?!" Twilight challenged with a snarl.

A few seconds later Twilight had her crown removed and was stripped naked and had her hands tied behind her back and she was hung upside down in the center of Ponyville with people taking pictures.

"God dammit get me down from here you bitch!" Twilight screamed.

"Not until you agree to repeal the ban on gymnastics in Equestria." Celestia told her.

"Fuck you!" Twilight yelled. Celestia shrugged and started to walk away.

"Hey dont say I didnt give you a chance." Celestia said.

"Wait you cant leave me here like this! I'm a princess!" Twilight panicked. But Celestia didnt listen as she left Twilight while the angry populace in Ponyville surrounded her.

"Come on everybody! Let's just all take it easy here! Theres no need to get violent or inappropriate." Twilight panicked as she started to have a panic attack.

"Oh were not going to get violent but your struggling might." Lyra said with an evil grin. Twilight's eyes went wide.

"No no no no no no no!" Twilight begged.

"I think Twilight here has a very sensitive body. It's going to make punishing her so satisfying." Mayor Mare said as people closed in on her as they all started closing in. Twilight realized that she was done for and panicked as they closed in.

"Dont touch there! Noooooooo! Hahahahahaha!" Twilight laughed as she was gang tickled by the entire town. It was absolute tartarus.

An hour later Twilight had repealed the ban as she was laying on her bed inside her castle shivering from what had happened to her. She was traumatized as the memory of it was forever seered into her brain.

Starlight walked by and just shook her head.

"Hey maybe next time you can try and ban petting zoos because nobody would get more pissed at you would they." Starlight mocked.

"Fuck off." Twilight said. Starlight laughed. Twilight's plan had failed and she would never live down the humiliation of her mistake.