The Strange Tales of Dr. Weird.

by Selen Vine

Dr. Weird's newest creation.

Previous Chapter

"GENTLECOLTS, BEHOLD!" The voice of Dr. Weird reverberates throughout his island home. The stone of the castle lets the sound make its way to Steve's secluded corner of a room. This is strange. Stranger than usual. The Doctor usually reserves this kind of flourish for when he is unveiling some crazy contraption in front of Steve. Steve got out of bed and pressed his hear to the door. He could now make out the Doctor's animated rant, "FOR GENERATIONS PONIES HAVE HAD TO BEAR THE SCRUTINIZING GAZE OF HUMANS... BUT NO LONGER! I HAVE CREATED... THE FOURTH WALL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Steve wondered what this could mean. Could the Doctor have fixed the broken wall in a moment of clarity? He lazily got out of bed and stalked to the Laboratory wing of the castle. He could see the door when all Tartarus broke loose. "STEVE! YOU MISSED MY UNVEILING! GET YOUR PINK FLANK OVER HERE SO I CAN SHOUT IT AGAIN!" Steve raised his voice in confusion, "Sir, I don't know how to put this  but I'm not pink."  He was shocked to hear a loud noise, akin to the glass cracking under pressure, as he opened the door. The source of the noise was nowhere to be seen. He watched a pink earth pony merrily hop away from what looked like a black ink blot floating in mid air. She turned her head to the sky and merrily said, "Don't worry, the writer would NEVER disregard that something bad ALWAYS happens to these guys! I made him pinkie promise, and he knows what happens to those who break a pinkie promise." The writer cringed as his creation threatened him with a truly terrifying fate. Steve's ears perked up as he was deafened by an earth shattering explosion... or implosion rather. He and the Doctor screamed as they were sucked through the resulting hole in their space time continuum.

The last words he heard were from a confused Doctor, "STEVE! YOU FOOL! YOU BROKE IT!"