Most extraordinaire pair

by Minus

Rating: mature
Tags: Big Macintosh, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Flim and Flam, Porn, Sex, Fetish
Length: 7600

Flim and Flam will do anything for the right price. Even each other.

Flim and Flam get in over their heads after using Hearts and Hooves day to milk the ponies for their cash. They have to choose to risk giving back their honestly conned money, or keep pushing forward and win it all!

Contains: Incest, gay sex, repeated orgasms, orgasm denial, Exhibitionism.

Written for the Incest is Wincest April '19 Contest

Cover art by: Alixnight

Published 2019-04-30 01:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-04-30 01:40:01 UTC

They'll do anything if the price seems fair

The smell of freshly cut grass is the first thing to hit the snout of every pony leaving their homes on this beautiful morning. The sky was clear of clouds letting the warm sun rays through, it couldn't be better weather for Hearts and Hooves day. The pegasi had done a wonderful job, but one pair of unlikely ponies who had also helped were a well known duo, known for doing anything but helping. In a hastily set up stall lined with flowers were Flim and Flam, unicorn brothers. Beside them was their Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, though it now sported blades and a big bag from which that strong smell was coming from. The pair had converted it into a lawn mower and breezed their way across many lawns, racking up a decent sum of money. Had these two started doing honest work for a change?

Flim laughed as a mare left with a bouquet from their stand. “These ponies don't even realise we're selling them back the weeds we were just paid to remove! Holidays always bring out the easiest targets.”

Flam brushed his moustache out of the way to reveal his grin, “Right you are my brother, tidy anything up a bit and trash will look like treasure to these simple folk.”

Flim smiles and waves over a few passers by, attracting another couple of customers. They quiet their conversation for the moment as they sweet talk their customers. “These flowers go perfect with your eyes!” was Flam's standard selling phrase. Even when he got back a “But, my eyes are blue.” he'd correct them, “Can you see your own eyes? Just, trust me!”

Flim sighed after another successful sale. “Brother, that line is only going to work for so long. What will you do when a couple comes and there's someone to disprove you? You need some variety.” Flam just scoffed, “Like when you compared the flowers smell to that of the customer? I don't know how you forgot that these were all held in a bag in our No Weed Leaving Clever Grass Cleaving 6001, getting coated with all manner of fumes. Besides, if it's a couple that works to my favour. When they lock eyes with each other to check, that's when the mood is right and I can romance these flowers up even more!”

Flim tilted his head to the side. “When I said couple I didn't mean like that. Who buys flowers for someone whilst with that pony? That's weird. If two ponies are together they're probably friends or relatives.”

A little more time passed, the brothers criticising the other's salesmanship from time to time, but they never had any problems. It was going very smoothly. Flim looked all around him, watching out for one pony in particular. “I wonder how that Applejack will mess things up for us this time. We're taking a risk coming back to Ponyville.”

Flam grunted. “I have been wondering that too, but you know it doesn't matter where we work, she always finds us. It's like she has some kind of genius radar that always picks us up.” Flim nodded, “I'd wager that to be true brother.”

After a while, business started to stagnate and slow. The pair yawned together, boredom setting in. “Flim, do you think that maybe this year, we could've just celebrated Hearts and Hooves day like everypony else instead?” “I hope you don't mean going out to buy flowers and chocolates. If it's just convincing a mare she's pretty enough to sleep with me, I can do that any day of the week.”

Flam turned in his sitting position to face Flim directly. “But there's something nice about knowing you were the best she ever had. I can relax knowing there are so many ladies out there that are comparing their men to me. That I set that bar.” “Brother I hope you aren't implying I don't treat my women to the best I can give. Once they've spent a night with me, anypony else is going to be a disappointment. I feel the same way as you.”

Flim turned his facing to match Flam and was happy to have something distract from this dull moment. “We've never talked about this before, but for whatever reason I thought we'd be different to each other on this topic. Of course, my talented brother would be as good as me! So, how many orgasms can you get from her in a night?”

Flam blinked a couple times. “Dear brother, if you have the same high standards I do then I know you're pulling my leg with that question. Of course, it's one. One is all you need when you make it the best orgasm ever.”

Flim leaned back aghast, “Brother tell me you're joking! Just one? That's not how you treat a lady! I don't stop until she's had ten.”

Flam squinted. “Quality over quantity. I never thought I'd ever say those words, but this is one time where I stand by it!”

Flim got a bit louder. “A mare deserves lots of orgasms!”

Flam matched him. “She deserves the best orgasm!”

Flim stood up defiantly, “It sounds like I need to teach you how to properly pleasure a-”

A muffled panting pulled their attention back to their stand. A flustered mare with bright red cheeks had been quietly waiting to pay for her flowers. Behind her were a few more customers that had been trying to listen in. This big group seems to have all come together, as they whisper amongst each other. Flim stood, unsure how to finish his sentence now. Flam got back into his persona right away, though with a little less confidence than usual. “That'll be ten-ah twenty bits! But group discount will get you half off on all purchases!”

The group of customers almost seemed to ignore him when one piped up, “You should teach him a lesson! Show each other the right way to please a mare!” the voice was abruptly silenced, as if their mouth had just be covered up. It wasn't clear who was yelling from behind this group of ponies. The mare up front dropped her entire pouch of money onto the table as she looked like she was about to faint from how red her face was going.

Flim and Flam looked at each other with growing embarrassment. They talked over each other, “Well, uh no you see.” “Let's just forget that conversation and get back to the flowers.” “We'll even break out our finest quality supply just for you.” “VIP treatment, limited offer to just this moment.” “Won't last long, get your payments in quick!” “Show him ya sex moves!”

The brothers paused, their relentless tactic of selling and selling with no gaps for thought was having no effect, and that one noisy pony in the group could not be shut up. Worse, the faces of everyone else made it clear they were all thinking of just one thing now. As if things couldn't get worse, the queue began to get longer as more ponies gathered to buy flowers, or just see what was going on. The flustered mare upfront with sweat pouring down her face started speaking. “I w-would want to kn-know too! I-i-i'll pay!”

Both brothers eyes widened, the situation just changed. Flim raised an eyebrow to Flam. Flam put a hoof to his chin. They nodded in unison. “Flim and Flam's Hearts and Hooves day lovers special seminar!” “We'll teach and explain all the things you could ever want to know to please your partner!” “And make this the most memorable day of their lives!” The pair spoke as if they had rehearsed this moment, though they were making it up as they went along. They were still trying to figure out the details in their heads, but at least they got the reaction they wanted.

The group of deviant ponies began to hoot and holler, raising up their bits in excitement. Some dropped their flowers to the ground, too enamoured with the new idea. That loud voice was heard again, “Live demonstration!”

Flim let out a big sigh “But we wont have time. It would take us all day to sell our entire stock and prepare to do anything else.” there were groans of disappointment from the crowd that seemed to have grown a little bigger again. Flam continued for Flim. “But if we could sell out, then, we would get to give these ponies a real show, is that right brother?” Flim nodded solemnly. “It's the only way, but where are we going to find enough ponies to buy this many flowers so quickly?”

That loud voice came back, this time bringing a smile to the face of the brothers. “We'll get our friends and family! We'll buy all your stock!” the bait was taken.

The group bought their flowers, and some extra, and then dispersed. They came back periodically with more friends. The sales were non-stop. Some were a bit confused as they were pushed into buying flowers, others however wore expressions that made it clear they knew what this was about. The brothers had little time to talk in private to discuss things, but when they saw the chance they ducked down and began to whisper behind their stall.

“Flam, how are we going to do this?” “Simple, they want a live demonstration, so we just need to say that sessions are one on one and give them a lesson. Funny, I guess I got what I wanted. I'll be giving several mares the best night of their lives on this special day.” “But brother, there were stallions in that crowd. Since we're teaching them how to please a mare, it makes sense we'd bring them in. How do we give them demonstrations?” “So so simple. We make the sessions one on two. The stallion can watch.” “You are my wise older brother, this sounds perfect!” “Don't go making me sound old, I'm only two minutes wiser.”

They returned to selling flowers, back to being relaxed and confident, their usual selves. The sun was still high in the sky when they sold their last batch. The crowd that had gathered nearby was now about 50 ponies big. Word of mouth had spread their offer quite a ways.

Flam gulped, “Boy, this day sure does bring out the lust in ponies. I didn't think so many would be interested. I don't know if I have the energy for this.”

Flim wiped the sweat from his brow. “Maybe we should make them one on four sessions. That would be about six sessions each, and then one more left over. Six times where I have to show two mares at once the best I can do, whilst two guys watch... Hm. maybe we should run?”

Flam however was moving towards their large lawn mower and digging through his bag. He pulls out two bottles and sits back down. “The bits will make it worth it. We just need to lose these nerves.” He hands a bottle to Flim. “A hard cider, I kept these two for when we'd face a challenge like this. I know we don't drink, but I think now is the best time to do so. Let's discard these worries, we can do this!”

Flim opens his bottle apprehensively, “After this, we're taking a vacation. A good one, so no undercharging.” and with that he took a swig, as did Flam.

Then they both spat their drinks out at the same time too. Flim looked up at his brother in disgust. “What did you do to these?!” “Nothing! I simply set these two aside after we left Ponyville that first time.” “Flam, do you mean that this is the cider we made?” “Of course, from the lot that we had to dump. It was free.” “Well. It tastes as good as it costs.”

The two tried again to drink and keep it down, it wasn't easy but soon the bottles were empty. They clanked them together and then approached the crowd. Couples, or desperate loners, it was a mixed bunch. And, there were even more now?

Flam cleared his throat and stepped up to address everyone. “So is everyone here for the romance lessons?” The crowd lets out a lot of 'yes's, and a few 'woo's. “Great! We'll set up a couple of tents that-” “Don't worry ah got you guys a place!” came that familiar voice. Flam happily said “Fantastic, lead us there! The hospitality of you Ponyvillians is always appreciated.”

And so, the brothers and the big group were lead to a familiar part of town, until they reached Sweet Apple Acres. The brothers looked at each other, knowing what the other was thinking. Flim took his turn to talk, “This? Is the place?” He had no good feelings about this. But there in the crowd was Big Macintosh, brother to Applejack. He strode up to the pair and said “Eyup.”

Flim continued, “You?” “Eyup.” “You'd let us use your barn?” “Eyup.” “And you're actually interested in our lessons?” “Eyup.”

This large red pony seemed simple enough. Perhaps there was nothing odd about this. It was a place further from town so they wouldn't need to worry about noise, and it was certainly spacious.

The brothers pulled out a couple signs they'd made up quickly and affixed them to the barn doors. Each one naming their individual lessons names, and the price of 500 bits. Flam called out, “Line up folks, two mares and two stallions at a time.” “That's 8 of you that get to go first, no pushing, you'll all get a turn.” Flim finished.

“Hold up y'all! We're not here to take a lesson, you said you'd show your brother a lesson! That's what we're payin' ta see!” came the familiar voice.

Flam looked into the crowd and whispered to his brother. “I swear when I find out who that is... But against all these similar coloured coats and manes I can hardly make any individuals out... Wait, similar colours?”

But Flim had already formed what he was going to say. Without worry he told the crowd “Both of us together? Of course we can give a lesson at the same time, but as our signs clearly state, each and every one of you would need to pay for both lessons. That's a thousand bits. So ladies and gentlecolts, if you could put your money in this box here, we can get this going!”

Flam stared in horror. “This is because of that cider isn't it? Oh Celestia what have I done.” Flim though was feeling fine, until a pony came up and dropped a tonne of bits. She put her hat on and winked at him. “Better make it good!” said Applejack. In a voice that was clearly not her natural tone. It was that familiar voice that had been causing them issue all day.

Flim now shared his brother's expression, he stepped back and in a hushed tone repeatedly asked “What are we going to do? This was a trap, a trick! We're surrounded, we wont get out of this unless we... Unless... We... R-” Flim almost vomited as he tried to say that word. “We'll have to give them... Refunds.”

Flam shushed his brother and pat him on the head. “No no, don't say that. That's just what they're expecting. To make us give back all the money from the flowers, and even from the lawn mowing. I wonder how far she'll push us. Truly, she thinks she's giving us a taste of our own medicine.” “Ah yes. Our placebo tonic was apple flavoured.” “That's not... Anyway she's made a mistake. We are professionals. So let's be professional about this. 1000 bits each. So long as we give them something, we can get out of this with all the money!”

“You two ready yet? I already set the place up just right.” Applejack moved past them and began showing the crowd into the place. The sheer amount of them forced Flim and Flam inside too with no room to get out. The brothers were pushed to the center where blankets lay about the ground. The walls of the barn had cushions pushed against them all, turning the place into a mini stadium. The brothers stood in that middle looking out around them, and noticing Big Mac close the big doors and then stay there, on guard.

Flam began to whisper again when Applejack interrupted. “Is there a problem? Are you backing out? You wouldn't be scamming us, would you?” she leers at the couple of conmen, voices in the crowd are heard, the word refund comes up. Flim sticks his hooves out and signals everyone to stay seated. “Now now, we'd never dream of doing something like that! We just, need to settle on positions.”

After pacifying Applejack, Flam went back to what he was going to whisper. “Most of the ponies here are Apples. You can see it more clearly now, those similar cutie-marks. She's actually recruited her family against us! Several are our actual customers too, but I'd bet even they are close friends of hers. So if you were thinking of turning the crowd against Applejack, that just wont work. We are really truly not getting out of this with words. I wish you hadn't rushed to agree to this, even if it was for a thousand bits! What were you thinking?!” he was loud enough to be heard by a couple of the ponies listening in on that last question.

Flim quieted him down and then replied, “I'm thinking, we are about to ruin the economy in Ponyville. You already said it brother, we're professionals. You didn't lose all your composure over such a little thing did you? We don't need the crowd on our side. So long as we don't lie, Applejack can't do a thing. She's honest to a fault. So, let's get this over with.”

Flam took in some breaths, and shook away his worries. Under his breath he tried to convince himself “Professionals. Not gay, not incestuous, just, professional.” he clapped his hooves together and then loudly announced “Everypony gathered here, prepare for something amazing! A live demonstration of the ultimate techniques in pleasuring your partner.” “Made for mares, but usable on stallions as we will show you, these methods cannot be beat!” “Keep your eyes focused, as there will be no redos.” “No flash photography is permitted. And no audience participation. Please. I see you with your hoof between your legs! This is for education only.”

“Get on with it!” came Applejacks phony voice. The brothers deflated a bit, but otherwise ignored the comment.

Flim sat down with his legs apart, Flam took the same position. They sat opposite each other, exposed to each other. With so many ponies in this room, whilst they had a decent amount of space to themselves in the center, it still felt quite cramped. For sure, every pony around them that was now leaning in was getting a good eyeful.

Flam was the first to comment. “Funny, all these years I thought the most notable difference between us was meant to be that only I had a moustache.” “Very funny. Honestly I am surprised to see you looking so smooth down there. You've always been against shaving before.” The brotherly banter about pubic hair and facial hair made some of the onlookers chuckle.

Finally they both timidly reached a hoof towards the other's parts. Carefully they both began to massage each other, fondling balls, and stroking their temporarily short members. Neither were making eye contact with each other, which gave them a good view of the audience instead. Some were quite interested, but Applejack's expression stood out. She yawned dramatically, showing great disinterest. They glanced back to see their progress every now and then, it was taking the pair of them a bit longer than they were expecting just to become erect. As they neared full size they began taking longer looks, until they were both staring each other down at full mast. They had the same thought, and scooted closer and closer, until their cocks were pressed together.

Flam stated the obvious, “We're the same size.” “I think I'm a little taller.” “A little thinner I'd say.” “You know, you were right the first time, we're the same.” “Frot frot frot!” chanted a voice, soon joined by more. The brothers looked away from each other again, their faces glowing red.

Flim rocked his hips slowly, rubbing his own dick against his brother's. Flam could only bite his lip and stare at the ground, this was far more intimate than he had planned. With no movement from him, Flim stepped up the pace on his behalf, rubbing himself in longer strokes. Flam's legs twitched, his little brother was taking charge, and making him feel so good. His embarrassment was equal parts shame, that he liked what he was feeling, and that he was doing nothing to help. Slowly he turned his gaze back to Flim. Flim too had been looking down, but not at the ground. His eyes were fixed squarely on the action. “F-Flim!” Flam couldn't believe his eyes, that his brother would be so into this! Flim looked up in confusion. “Sorry I was focused on the job, anything wrong?”

Flam realised then, Flim was still thinking of this as just a show, it was himself who was getting too into this. He needed to step up and join this performance! “Nothing wrong at all brother.” he replied, then taking a hoof around both their dicks, holding them in place. Taking over, he began to stroke both at the same time. They were long strokes that lingered on just the right bits. Rising to the tips and giving a little extra attention there. Flim absent mindedly moaned, covering his mouth as quickly as he could a little too late. Moaning wasn't something he typically did, it was for those really truly enjoyable moments. Which would make this something he was really truly enjoying. He couldn't believe that though, not from the touch of his own brother. “Mmf!” this time he had his mouth covered, but the moan was louder to make up for that. He could hardly contain himself. Out to his side, Applejack seemed to have gotten a bit closer since last time. Her mouth was agape. That sight was just what Flim wanted to see, they were making this work!

Flim put his hoof around his brothers, explaining with just a look that they were going to do this together. The two smiled at each other, a professional smile. Probably. Their pacing increased, both brothers getting close. In unison they both leaned back and used their spare hooves to wave the audience over. “Prepare yourselves for the finale” “Don't take your eyes off for a moment, and no blinking!” “You can get closer, but no touching!” they sounded like this was one of their usual scams, the audience got a bit closer, the scene could be seen by all. Everything in position, both of their hooves moved up and down quicker, a little more chaotically, though always in time with each other. Their twin totems flared together, Flam's legs began to shake, Flim was grunting, In perfect synchronicity they erupted, splattering and coating each other. Who's cum was landing where was impossible to tell. Spurts landed all over each other, and eventually the pair laid down, drenched, with their softening cocks leaning against each other. They were both left with such a wonderful feeling. From earning all that money, of course.

Between heavy breathing, Flim and Flam grinned at their accomplishment. Barely leaning up, they could see the pleased audience around them, all except for Applejack who had a suspicious look on her face. “Well, Apple, how was that?” “We did just what we said we would.” “And we did it well.” “Professionally.”

Applejack just raised a single eyebrow. “So the best method of pleasing the other is to...?”

“Give many orgasms”

“Give a great orgasm”

Applejack wore a smug look. The brothers had not changed their minds at all. “You were meant to be teaching us and each other a lesson. That's what this was all about, did you forget? If neither of you learned anything, then you've not fulfilled your end of the agreement.” She began to trot over to the overfilled case of bits when the two stunned stallions blurted out “Wait.” “Hold on!”

They looked to each other for excuses, and Flam recalled “But, our argument was about pleasuring mares. We can't even prove that amongst ourselves.” Applejack held up their sign, “But it says here that your lessons will work for both. And you said so just before you started.”

Flam buried his face in his hat. Flim tried “Surely it's enough that everyone else learned from this, right?” So Applejack asked the question to the audience, “Hey y'all, which is better? More gasms, or better ones?” the answers gotten were mixed. “None of us know any more than before, your lesson has been nothing but a big ol-”

“Warm up!” Flam called out. There was silence after that, everyone waiting for him to continue. “Yes. That was the warm up. This is an important step. Now we move onto step two of the lesson. So everyone take your seats and make sure you note this down, that just bringing each other to a quick ending like that is not what sex is all about. I can't blame you for thinking that was it though Applejack, I can see you need our teachings more than anypony else here.”

Her mouth opened as she took great offence. “But you just said-” “No interrupting” interrupted Flim, who went on to continue. “Now, what you need to think about is technique and tools. One tool we have that is underrated is our mouths. Really this thing has it all! Suction!” “A prehensile appendage!” “Yes brother, the tongue! Outside and inside you can do so much with your mouth! Kisses aren't just for the face, so we'll demonstrate giving each other lip service.”

Flam raised a hoof in protest. “You mean, we'll be showing off the versatility of the tongue, right brother?” “The tongue has it's uses, but the mouth does the real work.” “How when only the tongue can reach the most sensitive areas?”

It was like deja vu as the brothers began to argue. They sat themselves down in pretty much the same spot as before, but now they were angled slightly away from each other, breaking their penises away from their hug. They looked at each other, and the still sticky state they were both in. “Ah, another tip. Take your clothes off when having sex.” It had just occurred to the dashing duo that keeping their hats and vests on was a mistake, a bit too late to do them much good they still for the sake of the lesson undress each other. It takes only a few seconds before they were both completely naked.

Each brother looked to the other, and slowly leaned forward, each pausing to make sure the other was doing the same. It was an awkward descent, until both had their muzzles about an inch away from the others genitals. The angle meant that the audience didn't quite get an even amount of space to see both at once.

This bothered Applejack a little who complained, “Why not just do a sixteh nine? This position doesn't even look very comfortable.”

With that, the two shot their heads up to respond, “I know my brother too well.” “And I know him just as well.” “We'd never agree on who would be the top.” “And on who would be the bottom.” “Though, leaning down like this a bit tough on the back, this angle is not necessary for anypony here. Just focus on out techniques.”

Applejack took a step back, unable to argue with that. The brothers both made their way down again, still clearly apprehensive as they got to the previous point. They stared and gulped, their flacid rods were fast asleep. Flam opened his mouth and reached his tongue out, flinching after feeling something wet on his cheek. The cum from earlier had gone a bit cold now, but was still sticky and strong smelling. Dodging it didn't seem possible, as much as Flam wanted to. Flim was less bothered and with a slurp, sucked Flam's entire package into his mouth. Something only possible with it in it's shrunken state, it filled his cheeks comically.

Flam had to ask. “You know what you're doing right?” but Flim could not reply due to his being mouth full. It wasn't a great experience for either, the audience looked on confused. Flim relented and let the poor dick go. He coughed and wiped his face. “A penis really complicates things, maybe you should lead.

Flam felt like he had a better grasp on things, and wrapped his tongue around his brother's currently short length. With his head sideways he essentially began stroking him off. Flim let his brother know, “That's not bad. Could be a little better, surely you can get a bit closer?”

Annoyance was Flam's expression, not that it could be seen in his position. He decided to indulge his brother, and took his semi hardon into mouth mouth all the way, much more sensibly than Flim had done, bottoming out. Flim twitched and made little noises, “Eh! Hehe! Hi hahaha! Brother stop! Haha! Please!”

Flam pulled back, the full erection popping out of his mouth. “What's the matter Flim? I just did what you said.” “Okay okay. But you could've told me first about your problem. No wonder you're so into using your tongue, that moustache of yours is way too ticklish. Shame, that was beginning to be an impressive performance. Now I'll show you the better way!”

Flim had renewed his strategies and headed south, he was surprised to see Flam much stiffer than before, since he'd not touched him since his failed start. He didn't want to think that his brother had actually gotten pleasure from licking him, that would be weird! Avoiding the gross thought for now, Flim took just the tip into his mouth, sucking, pulling, and kissing it.

Flam couldn't believe it, after being so clueless, his brother was now acting like an expert. His most sensitive area was being bombarded with sensations. It was too much, and too fast, he was really struggling to keep his composure, biting his own hoof. It was no use, Flim had already pushed him over the edge. “Brother!” Was all Flam could say in futile warning, hot spurts flowing out of him and down his brother's mouth. Flim pulled away, spilling seed all down his front, panting with a sticky grin. “See that? Mouth on tip, and I made him cum so easily! I am still full of energy as I did not do any pointless movements, and now I will show you all why that matters.” Flim went back down on his recovering brother, getting into the same position as before. Wasting no time, he was sucking that tip again, not giving Flam the time he assumed he had to rest.

The moustachioed unicorn wailed in strained pleasure. “Have mercy! This is not the right way to do this at all!” he dunked his head down and matched his brother's position, but as before, he began to lick it up and down, side to side, circling the tip too, but not giving it all the attention like his brother was doing to him.

Everyone surrounding them were paying close attention. There were clearly some that were getting themselves off to the scene. Some were already putting into practice what they were seeing. Even Big Mac had stepped away from guarding the door to enjoy the view better. Applejack was either impressed or shocked, she barely blinked, keeping her eyes on the two.

Flim and Flam were both skilfully pleasing the other, Flam's full length teasing was a delight for Flim, Whilst Flim's barrage on Flam was borderline torture, the poor stallion having cum but a minute ago before he felt himself building towards another.

Despite what they were both feeling, they didn't let themselves get overwhelmed, both were determined to do their best. Flam began to falter though eventually, confusion and disbelief took over. He could feel it, that familiar pulsing, and his flare. It'd been just a few minutes, five maybe, and he was already back at this point. Flim really did have some special talent for multiple orgasms. Flam didn't free his mouth up to say anything, he was still too focused on what he was doing, and so Flim got another mouthful, again without expecting it. The taste was something he had worries about but that first time was no bother. And this time, he chose to try and taste it. Each spurt warm and strong, he savoured. It was quickly growing on him.

In Flam's ear he could hear Flim's gulps, swallowing his loads. He struggled to believe this was still professional at this point. Perhaps, Flim too had been thinking about this moment as Flam had done a few times. His fantasies would so often turn to being about Flim, as who else knew him better? Knew what he liked and didn't? Only Flim. It was such a shameful fantasy. That's what he told himself. But to think that he's living it, and his brother is loving it. If only he'd thought to ask earlier.

Flim had slowed down finally, giving Flam the time he needed after that second orgasm. And giving himself time to just enjoy his brother's work. He had never been given such thorough attention before. That tongue worked it's way into and over every spot. If he had to compare it to something, it would be a massage. It was more relaxing than intense, on and on with no end in sight. Even if it was the best blowjob he had ever had, his brother needed to step it up or he'd end up too far behind. Perhaps he needs a nudge? So Flim got back to working on that tip again, he was going to get a third out of Flam.

Flam was expecting this, and as excessive as it was, he did wonder if he really could cum again so soon. He had never been able to before. He made a note to check if his brother's horn was glowing when he next lifted his head, because there's gotta be magic going on. Just as he thought he had his rhythm, a new distraction reared near. The sounds of moans and panting began to fill the room. The scene he had not given attention now became too loud to ignore. Just about everyone was doing something to themselves or someone else. Sweat formed on his face as he realised he was in the center of an orgy. Many mouths were at work, and a few hooves, The sounds were more telling than anything, due to the view he had. His brother's crotch took up 90% of all he could see.

Flim too from his opposite end could work out something was going on. It was made a little too clear when something splattered against his shoulder. “Big Mac!” yelled Applejack. It didn't take much to realise the hefty stallion had just cum on him. He waited to feel the disgust replace his surprise, but he just felt more excited. It wasn't like he was clean before, he had nothing to lose. This whole experience really was a lesson, as he was learning quite a lot about himself. There was definitely a lot of things that did not appeal to him when it came to guys, his brother though was already feeling so different though. That dick in his mouth, it was just so familiar to him. It felt natural to touch it. He wasn't mistaking it for his own, there were enough differences to prevent that. It was more like there was just such a strong level of trust. Likewise, he was happy to be getting serviced by his brother.

Each moment that went by, Flam felt more comfortable, he looked forward to being reduced to an exhausted mess. It couldn't be one-sided though, he was doing his best to use every trick he knew with his tongue, using his reach to get everywhere. Speaking of reach, he had hardly realised what his hooves were up to. They had joined in and carefully rolled those balls around.

Flim put his hooves to good use too, pressing down on his brother's cheeks. Pulling him in and out, finally he was letting the shaft feel something too. Not wanting to leave that most senstive spot numb from overstimulation, this was his next move. It would only be temporary before he was back at that flaring head.

The minutes went on and on. Each brother losing themselves a bit more and more, exploring a bit further, and learning something new. Flam was brought to orgasm again, and again. Flim was quaking with pressure, being edged like never before. He tried to thrust a few times but was stopped, Flam wasn't going to let him cum just because he wanted to.

It must have gotten to an hour now, Flam was having his ninth orgasm. He was practically shooting dry at this point. He could hardly hold himself up and was struggling to muster the strength to keep Flim was fucking his face in desperation.

The audience had half calmed down a bit, lying very close to Flim and Flam now, others were still trying to match to two. One or two had problem fallen asleep after tiring themselves out. The barn floor was a minefield of stickiness, no cushion or blanket had been left unsullied.

Flim was pushing for that tenth, his mouth ached from the amount of work he was putting in. He could not imaging being able to talk for probably a week after this, but he was sure that if he could do for Flam what he said he could do for mares, ten orgasms minimum, then he'd finally get his reward.

Flam knew he couldn't take anymore, was he close to cumming again? Maybe. His parts had become so permanently teased that this now felt like their normal state. It was like being numb, but the complete opposite. With what strength he had left, he altered the direction of his tongue, he began spinning it in circles rapidly and sliding it over the spots he had found gave the best reactions. He pressed closer and closer, conscious of his stache, he didn't let it make contact until he knew this bomb was set to blow. After so much torment, it took only 2 seconds for Flim to go over the edge. Flam pressed his face right in, pressing hi muzzle against his brother's belly.

Like a fire hose, Flim just came and came. Before Flam could decide what to do with the stuff in his mouth it was spilling out the corners. There was so much he couldn't help but swallow a bit. The taste a little more challenging for him than it had been for Flam. The volume though was so much more notable. He pulled his face away, a little scared he was at risk of drowning. Flim kept firing spurts off, soaking Flam all the way and down. Flam could only take deep breaths and try to regain a bit of energy, not that this was over for him yet.

Flim's eyes rolled back, he couldn't believe how this felt. And it was without end! Surely some spell had to have been used, for this just wasn't possible. He gush from his nethers spurred him on to make his brother join him in ecstasy. Her fervent sucking had turned into complete face fucking. wrapping his lips tightly over the shaft, the medial ring kept bashing into and out of his mouth. With rapid speed he pumped that thing for all it was worth. There was no cum, not even a trickle, but the pulsating twitching which he had come to know so well reappeared for the tenth time. He tried to keep it going as best he could, but it lasted no longer than the others. Flam was done, and yet Flim still had not. He had a couple more shots left, his ridiculous orgasm having only just died down.

Letting every muscle relax, Flim fell away from his brother's body, his head falling back onto someone soft. He didn't care who, he was utterly satisfied, and utterly exhausted.

Flam's dodging was futile, he was already covered, so he gave up and laid down. Splashes landed on his chest from time to time. But none of that stopped him from closing his eyes and passing out.

Blinking after a loud noise, the brothers painfully lean up to look around. They groan from how sore they feel. The barn door is open and nearly all the ponies were leaving. Applejack and Big Mac remain. Flam's first instinct is to pull himself up and check their money case. There are so many bits that it's been left in bags around the box. There is an absolute fortune here!

Flim approaches his nemesis. “So. Apple, it looks like we won! Your tricks were no match for us.”

The honest mare gave them a genuine smile, taking the duo aback. “Shucks, you're right. Instead of scamming everypony, you did a honest bit of work and earned your pay.” her pleasure at getting to say that last bit was far too evident.

Flam had begun trying to attach the bags to his sticky vest that he had put back on. He wasn't having much luck with how heavy these bags were. Despite his diverted focus he could tell something was up. “Why do you look so happy? We just got all your money. You put so much effort into this and it didn't work.”

Applejack feigned anger and swung a hoof. “Oh shoot! Foiled me so good! This really bothers me!” her tone was so happy it sounded like she was mocking them. She shook her head and explained “Yeah, I was trying to make you two agree to something I knew you'd never do. Push you into a con I could call you out on. That was wrong of me. I never thought I'd see you two actually go through with it. And with no cheating! I am just really proud of you two.”

The brothers exchange suspicions glances “You're really okay with this?” “Even though we made you pay so much?” “Even though you dragged your entire family down here just to get us?”

Applejack shook her head. “I said I was happy didn't I? Besides, even without fancy machines and mean prices, I am pretty much the best business mare around. All of Ponyville relies on my apples, I have bits to spare. Well, after I got a little help from Rarity. And my family? They were already here, they always come down on Hearts and Hooves. It was a perfect coincidence I ran into you two.”

The brothers had a few more questions. “Your family meets up together for Hearts and Hooves? I shouldn't feel so surprised. Not after seeing them go at each other watching us.”

Applejack pulls her hat down to cover reddening cheeks. “Ah didn't think that was why. But uh... Anyway, I learnt a lot, thanks. Do you wanna use the tub to wash up?”

Flim had to drop a bag of bits he had in his mouth to say “Are you kidding? We're headed to the spa to get the most expensive treatment they have, we're rich!” “Sounds like a plan to me brother, we'll also need to buy something that will let us carry this money more easily.” “Like one of those little red wagons?” “Or we could pay a pony to carry it for us.” “I can hardly decide what to spend this on, we've never made so much in a single day!”

Applejack had stepped outside of the barn, “I'll leave you two to think it over.”

And with that, Flim and Flam were alone together.

“Flim, do you have any regrets over what just happened?”

“I do.”

“Oh?”

“We should've done this a long time ago.”

“But we can keep doing it now.”

“Do you think there's an audience outside of Applejack's relatives for a couple of brothers sucking each other off?”

“Maybe not. But there are enough relatives of hers that we'd still be fine to make this our new career.”

“Then, after this, we're off to Appaloosa!”

“We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers!”

“Travelling oral tutors nonpareil!”

Author's Note

I never thought I'd write a story like this. It is completely out of my comfort zone, and out of my skill zone too. I am new to writing and don't know the rules. I don't even know what a paragraph actually is. I roleplay a bit and that's where all my knowledge comes from. So sorry for all the mistakes!
Also I need to stop writing fics whilst ill.

I apreciate honesty, so go nuts with the criticism.