Il Vento D'Oro
Chapter 1: Perdition City
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Today was the 19th anniversary of the fall of Ponyville. It has fallen into chaos since Tirek destroys the town. The elemens of harmony was able to defeat him but with a cost. Ponyville flattened to the ground, over taken by the Everfree Forest with no mercy. It's inhabitant was forced to leave the city. Some goes to Manehattan, some goes to Las Pegasus, but most of them move to Canterlot, following the footsteps of their savior. 19 years later, not many has changed. The Mane 6 are on their 30's, the Cutie Mark Crusaders are on their late 20's (they've got their cutie marks at least), aand Twillight's currently working in her tower.
That, until she hears a loud noise outside. The shockwave shook the tower, startling her. Bookshelves tumbling down, crashing into one another like a domino. Books fall from their shelves, folded, torn, and tarnished by the floor of the tower. Of course, the bookworm is more worried about her book than her safety, screamed; "MY BOOKS!!!" as she falls into the floor.
Shortly afterwards, she was on the floor, speecheless. As the clouds of dust setled down, comes her trusty assistant, "Twilight! Are you okay?" He says with a worried expression. "Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks Spike." She replied. She got up, dusted her skirt, and says; "Spike, quick! Write a letter to Princess Celestia! I'll go gather everyone! We're going to investigate the explosion!"
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Deep in the Everfree Forest, there was a crater. In it, two figures lying unconscious. They're both don't look native from this world. They're both are some kind of bipedal creature with no fur whatsoever, but they have hairs localized on top of their head. They're both wearing some fashionable clothing, the one on the left wears a pink two-piece suit with a checkered coat tail and several ornate features, including wing-shaped emblems on the collars and a heart-shaped opening in the chest area. Three ladybug pins sitted on the chest and at the end of his suits zipper. The one on the left wears an all white suit coovered in black spoon-like symbols, with an open chest similar to the one on the left, with 2 zippers on his chest and 2 on his upper arm. Underneath the suit, he have a tattoo.
The one on the left have a golden coloured hair of moderate lenght tied back in a short, braided tail, with three distinctive oversized curls arranged in a row over his forehead. The one on the left have a black chin-length hair with straight-cut bangs covering his forehead.
Slowly, the one on the left got up, holding his head, grunting in pain. "Ow, what the hell happened?" he said to himself. Once the headache dissipates, he got up on his feet and looked around. "What is this place?" he asked himself. "Why am I in the middle of a forest?"
Suddenly, he remembered what happened a few minutes ago. "W-wait! Did that just happened? in which his suspicion was proven right when a small pack of timberwolves came there.
"What in the name of God?!" he screamed as the wolves drew closer to them. "G-go away!" but the wolves don't care.
Suddenly one of them jumped at him, ready to tear him apart. He closed his eyes and screamed "NOOOOOOO!!!"
Instead of greated by the sweet embrace of death, he hear someone yelled something he quickly recognize.
"MUDA!"
"Wait what?" he thought to himself. Slowly, he opened his eyes and a figure he recognize. The stand that belongs to the Gang-star Giorno Giovanna, 『GOLD EXPERIENCE』!
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"Ah, my head" Aaron says as he wakes up. He quickly notice that he's no longer in the con. "What the- where am I?" His question was answered by a series of repeated phrase.
"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!"
"What the hell?"
He saw a blonde guy in pink suit with a golden robot punching some kind of wooden wolf. Yup, definately your oridnary friday. Somehow, one of the wolves managed to dodge all those punches and bit the robots neck. The weird thing is, the guy also receive the same scar.
Suddenly, he remembered who's the guy is.
'W-WILL!" he screamed, worried about his friend's safety when suddenly a hand (more specificly a part of a hend with zipper rope) shoots from the left of his face and hit the wolf. Somehow, a zipper spawned on it's face, splitting it in half. He recognize that hand.
"『STICKY FINGER』!"
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"Are we there yet?" says a pink pony for the (I lost count) times.
"For the love of Celestia, can you please stop that?!" demanded the rainbow haired pegasus. "We haven't even reached the ruins yet!"
"Aight!"
The mane 6 are currently on their way to investigate the "explosion" that occured in the Everfree Forest. And it wasn't as easy as they thought iit would have been. The road to Ponyville has been runovered by trees, bushes, vines, etc. The animal there wasn't really friendly at them. And it was in the middle of summer. It was humid and hot. The temperature was at an almost unbearable 39oC. Hot enough to make the 6 ponies sweat their ass off.
"Oh my, the air is unbearable!"
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever Rares, it's your fault that you never go outside every summer."
"Dammit RD! Can you please stop being mean?"
"Everypony, be quiet!"
Silence.
"Can we please keep moving without being the center of attention to everything that tries to eat us?" Twilight demanded. Everyone makes a silent agreement and move on. 20 minutes later, they've reached Ponyville, more like a remnant of what Ponyville used to be. Buildings destroyed, ran over by trees and many other plants. Paints faded over the year by weather and other living creatures. The Sweet Apple Acres no longer just serving apples. The Sugarcube Corner,decimated. Rarity's botique, not so fashionable. Fluttershy's cottage, no animals on sight. The Cloudsdale, moved to Canterlot. And Twilight's library, now is just a normal tree with nothing special about it.
"Man, I miss this place." Says Rainbow Dash. "I can't believe it's been almost 20 years since it all happened."
"Ya' bet RD! Ah miss everythin' 'bout this place." replied Applejack. They know thay had a mission to do but nostalgia is a force not to be reckon with. They sat on a somewhat okay looking bench, taking a break after the long walk, having a small chat about the good ol' days. What they don't realize is that they were watched by something, someone. They're hiding in a bush not far from the girls (women?). Who are they?
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"Dam' boy, they thicc,"
"For the love of God, Will! Get some help!"
Our two heroes are now hiding inside a bush 『GOLD EXPERIENCE』create. They're currently hiding from a group of bipedal multi-coloured horses(?). They were hiding because they're not sure how they will react when the girls saw them. Surpriesed? Obviously. Scared? Maybe. Aroused? Who knows?
"Are you sure that we should pop out and say 'Hey guys, we're just your average looking guy looking for some help' and expect they will gladly help us?' Aaron asked.
"I'm not sure, but it wouldn't hurt to ask wouldn't it?" Will replied.
"Of course it won't silly!" a voice rang. They slowly tilt their head towards the sound and see...a pair of huge breasts?
"Wha...?" A slap to the head. "OW! What was that for?!"
"Don't stare you furfag!" Aaron yelled. Realizing he had screamed, he quickly covered his mouth. Panic was painted on his face. "What have I done?"
"Hey, Pinkie! What's going on there?" Twilight asked. "You just jumped there and I hear someone screaming. Who's there?"
"Now we're fucked up," complained Will.
"You think? You got that ability right?"
"Yeah, yeah whatever. 『GOLD EXPERIENCE』!" Will slapped Pinkie Pie and uses 'that' ability. Aaron punched the ground using 『STICKY FINGER』's arm and spawn a 20 metre zipper. "Hold my hand!"
Will reached Aaron's hand and flee using 『STICKY FINGER』's zipper while Pinkie's mind going berserk. After reaching the end of the zipper, they ran. Meanwhile, 『GOLD EXPERIENCE』's ability fades away and Pinkie finally came back to her senses and says "Wow, I'm thicc,"
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"Pinkie, are you okay?" asked the worried Twilight. "You just stare into that bush for 5 mi-"
"TIWILLIGHTIJUSTEXPERIENCETHEWEIRDESTTHINGEVER! SOMEHAIRLESSMONKEYWITHSUPERSEXYCLOTHINGSLAPPEDMYWITHHISROBOTFRIENDANDFORSOMEREASONICANSEMYOWNASSAND-" Twilight covered Pinkie's mouth because she can't process all those information in such speed. "Slowly Pinkie,"
"Okay! So basically i kinda notice this bush was really noisy so I decided to check that bush and see two hairless monkey kind of arguing on something and they spaced out for some reason and the black hair one slap the golden hair one and say something along the line 'don't stare' and when you called me the golden hair one spawned a golden robot and slapped me. It wasn't hurt, but it felt weird. Ifeel like i was outside of my body, literally! I can even see my entire butt! Anyway, the black hair one also spawned his robot friend and punched the ground and zipper appeared on the ground and they ran away to there-" Pinkie pointed into the former library "-and before I know it, I'm back!" she inhales loudly.
"Are you sure they go that way?" RD asked.
"YUP! They move very slowly."
"Huh, weird. Anyways, let's go get 'em!"
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The two stand users currently hiding behind a really large tree in hope that the 6 ponies didn't see them. They were wrong. "Found 'em!"
"Crap!"
"Yeah, no shit Sherlock!" huffed Aaron. "What should we do now?"
"I don't know. Do I look like I have 400 IQ?!" Will protest.
"You're Giorno dude. You're supposed to have 400 IQ! Canon!"
"And you're Bucciaratti. The leader. The BRAIN! You're the one who should've know what should we do!"
They argue for the next two hour. None of them realize that they're surrounded by a group of very confused mares. They're still arguing until they look over eachothers shoulder.
"Uhh, hi?"
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Author's Note
Sorry it's short. Don't know what else to write.
